Matt Walsh Takes the Political Compass Quiz (WARNING: SARCASM)

Matt Walsh Takes the Political Compass Quiz (WARNING: SARCASM)

[@Vyhox2000]

Oh man, I can't wait for this to be taken horribly out of context.

[@Mijn24]

Uh oh

[@truthteller9196]

Hahahahaha no kidding

[@noahbutler9180]

I can see the vox headline now

[@josephalbatross5961]

Jordan Uhl from Media Matters, this is your lucky day xD

[@ronsin9490]

Yep lol. I’m like 50/50 on Matt at best personally but this was funny and I’m sure a lot of weak minds will miss the sarcasm completely. I think he did a great job with this even though I’m not really much of a fan or supporter.

[@RachelHS825]

“Freedom is overrated. So are people.” 🤣

[@tmerchead1]

Just ask a HongKong citizen. 🤣

[@captainmaim]

those things are only "overrated" because they're asking a bunch of people who don't matter... My freedom is underrated, by everyone.

[@dmitryaleskivic3378]

I was literally dead... Media matters will be all over this shit

[@CigaretteCrayon]

Funny that when one goes, so does the other.

[@SeatLeonMK2]

i literally agree with that

[@edifiedreader]

“If you want an ocean, pay for it.” -Walsh 2024

[@benjaminpadilla1464]

Patrick Dyer LMAO, he said that right as I read your comment! XD

[@lieutenantbigz938]

Something an ANCAP would say 😀

[@pizzaeater2906]

Well is he wrong?

[@theparadigm8149]

@@lieutenantbigz938 Agreed! 🤣

[@GenZPatriot]

@@pizzaeater2906 r/wooooosh

[@sawyerwilks6230]

How the media portrays literally any republican candidate

[@normanmonrow7554]

Most republican canidates NEED to be this way. Only the strong deserve freedom, only the weak deserve shackles.

[@0witw047]

Norman Monrow Why?

[@normanmonrow7554]

@@0witw047 Because the weak and the poor are drains upon society. Human rights are a myth everything is something you earn. You want to be free? Earn it.

[@goblue2155]

Every person on the right views bernie as authoritarian communist so it goes both ways

[@normanmonrow7554]

@@goblue2155 Bernie is an authortiarin communist, hes one of if not the most evil political lead to ever live.

[@tzerone0523]

Walsh’s dry humor is hilarious lol

[@kazzTrismus]

without it the absurdity of these questions just doesnt shine through

[@patricklindsay72]

He is hilarious, but somehow I wanted him to take this test at least a little bit seriously like Shapiro and Knowles did.

[@noahbutler9180]

DEV ARYAN DOGRA honestly it sucks that the tests questions are so bad cause the 2 axis is far better then the left right dichotomy

[@josh18230]

He's funnier than Andrew Klavan and he's barely trying.

[@theparadigm8149]

@@patricklindsay72 Well, I like the idea of the political compass, but the test is garbage. What Matt did was really enjoyable IMO! 🤣

[@colonelsanders3674]

This video is getting banned because KZbin doesn't get sarcasm.

[@cidinhanascimento3577]

Or the Idea of freedom of speech

[@jacksauce]

Colonel Sanders Should have been posted on April 4th

[@theduhj]

Sarcasm = lazy humor

[@eliteviktor3]

@@jacksauce HAha, one that actually got the meaning of this video.

[@benjaminpadilla1464]

Weston Vaughn Bad Sarcasm=Bad humor

[@goproadventures1749]

"You don't want a drone peering through your window?" "Why is that?" "You meeting with the Taliban?" "I mean, what are you doing in there"

[@RacingSnails64]

LMAO

[@denverhewell9620]

“Throwing rocks... at objects...... we can’t have that.”

[@ch1cky_br1ky27]

Damn kids and their immoral criminal behavior!

[@somerandomdude827]

True

[@Zach-xk9gq]

Love it or hate it. He’s doing this quiz justice. It’s terribly made, so Supreme Leader Walsh, makes it useful by meming it.

[@normanmonrow7554]

I don't gets whats wrong with the test.

[@RetroBlockade]

Norman Monrow the main thing wrong with the test was that there was no neutral view

[@alwayscurious3357]

He made possibly the most epicly comic ideology out there. Walshism.

[@marcusbordeaux7548]

@@normanmonrow7554 There’s loaded questions and most are too vague

[@normanmonrow7554]

@@marcusbordeaux7548 Well, it got mine right, I got exactly what Walsh did, far right fascism. Their is nothing to be ashamed about being a fascist.

[@joshuaa7813]

Finally, someone who treated this stupid thing with the level of seriousness it deserves!

[@vvieites001]

What people don’t get about this test. Straight from the website: “Before taking the test: Please note that this isn’t a survey, and these aren’t questions. They’re propositions. To question the logic of individual ones that irritate you is to miss the point. Some propositions are extreme, and some are moderate. That’s how we can show you whether you lean towards extremism or moderation on the Compass. Your responses should not be overthought. Some of them are intentionally vague. Their purpose is to trigger reactions in the mind, measuring feelings and prejudices rather than detailed opinions on policy.”

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

This totally wouldn't be taken out of context

[@bug5654]

Nathan 556 “Alt-right double nazi fan of violence threatens conservative host with being ‘taken out.’ Demonstrating why we need to ban guns.” -CNN, probably.

[@Spencerwalker21]

Why not answer the questions honestly instead of doing a failed Steven Crowder routine.

[@bug5654]

Spencerwalker21 I mean, understandable to do things a little crazy when you’ve got cabin fever I suppose.

[@Spencerwalker21]

@@bug5654 lol anyway took it I got 4.25 left economics and 6.77 left libertarian.

[@somerandomdude827]

Would context could you take out this is the truth

[@orionentertainment5243]

"Our race has many superior qualities compared with other races" Matt: "Oh jeez." You could tell he was having a hard time deciding whether or not continuing the joke is a good idea or not

[@bruvance]

Literally lol

[@RacingSnails64]

LOL

[@Pabolous14]

he did continue the joke but in the least racist way

[@sedentaryscorpion]

"Poor people, as we know, are not worth as much as rich people. And so, y'know that's just, that's science." -Matt Walsh 2020

[@drigondii]

Sedentary Sneaky Stupid Scorpion an accurate portrayal of how the left talks about science

[@normanmonrow7554]

I mean thats correct. poor people are weak and a drain on society, the more we strive to kill them off the better./

[@thoughtaddict2739]

@@normanmonrow7554 Until you realize some poor people jobs are jobs that are required for society to function.

[@yasszone8694]

@@normanmonrow7554 that's some extreme social darwinism right there...

[@normanmonrow7554]

@@thoughtaddict2739 Which is why they are gonna be fucking slave labour till they drop fucking dead.

[@W.E.G.2002]

Buzzfeed and Media Matters are going to have a field day with this. Only Matt Walsh has the ability to make a political ideology quiz incredibly humorous.

[@SpazMonkeyxd]

You should watch Ben Shapiro do it it's also amusing

[@Sktlmn]

@@SpazMonkeyxd Ben's was not comedic at all. He just answered it seriously.

[@Seth_Hezekiah]

@@Sktlmn it was amusing to see the quiz itself be destroyed by logic tbh.

[@TheEpic22]

W.E. Godwin Literally anybody could do this. Hell, 7th graders on kahoot do this shit literally every day, and do it better lmao

[@Sktlmn]

@@TheEpic22 I don't think so, but you clearly enjoy watching 7th graders play kahoot and find it humorous, so your opinion doesn't count.

[@radiantinspiration3775]

“ tapping on the uterus using Morse code” Lmao. This video is gonna have some of the best quotes from Matt.

[@ludvigtheholyblade259]

"I went to the beach..saw people there..I was appalled" - Matt Walsh 2020

[@XLZBrainfreezeFTW]

Walsh spitting jokes for 20 mins is pure gold. More of this type of stuff haha

[@somerandomdude827]

These are not jokes their facts

[@thedjentleman1662]

@@somerandomdude827 ok edgelord

[@kirillzakharov7336]

@@somerandomdude827 I hope you are wrong.

[@ludvigtheholyblade259]

"There's Hitler right there..that's Hitler. Where am I?" 😂😂😂

[@Pavlovsdog06]

Wonder how he kept a straight face while doing this.

[@somerandomdude827]

Because it’s clearly the truth

[@Madison-iw8ix]

You know, I absolutely love it when leftists tell us conservatives what we think and how we feel.

[@auborduglobe]

@@Madison-iw8ix it was sarcasm. A skit. That is not what he thinks. If it's what you think, you are not convervative, you're psychopath.

[@ghostthred7002]

@@auborduglobe yeah he knows, he was saying he hates it that the left thinks this is what all of us think

[@MegaWorld77]

"a little bit less authoritarian which is disappointing"

[@thesponge836]

than Hitler lol

[@daerdevvyl4314]

Joao I wonder how he compares to Vlad the Impaler.

[@expressivestitching739]

"This is a tough one. On the one hand I believe in destroying the environment, I believe that is a great idea. I care more about corporations than the environment. On the other, I love regulating things and imposing my will on others, so...I don't, I don't know which way to go." ROFL 😂

[@DonnovanThomas929]

I read that just as he said it lol

[@FatherManus]

3:48

[@Lbcxdg]

When I saw “sarcasm” in the title I thought that was a little... safe. But now after seeing the video I can see why it was required

[@somerandomdude827]

What do you mean there was no sarcasm this is the truth

[@lateralus6512]

This comments section would have been way more interesting without that pre warning.

[@byramfilmsnetwork7851]

About abstract art: “Strongly agree, and I refer back to the death penalty on that one.” 😂😂😂

[@HPD1171]

all hail the gory of cargo shorts and moving quickly through hallways

[@ClickToPreview]

This is my life.

[@reggiestickleback7794]

HPD1171 I too have this sacred mark of fascism ALL HAIL

[@wherethetatosat]

>am white >wears primarily cargo shorts >has been known to walk faster than most people It's not racist if its true, and 9/10 it's funny.

[@daerdevvyl4314]

HPD1171 We also have the most serial killers. Yay white people!

[@zr3755]

You forgot having Matt Walsh! Obviously that makes us superior to all other races

[@clarinet_guy2139]

“In fairness I think all feelings are unnatural” is where I lost it. 😂

[@colts8146]

oh god media matters is gonna have a field day with this lmao

[@houndnobleman876]

1:16 As an Australian, I support this decision. Our spiders are horrifying.

[@somerandomdude827]

True

[@skinksinthecity]

LOL, yeah as an Aussie that loves all creatures great & small, I can still back that decision. Especially now, a year+ on👍🇦🇺😊🧂

[@Peregrin3]

Nah, I think the US should give Australia Nukes so they can take revenge on those pot lovin' Emu's In the immortal words of President Thomas J. Whitmore 'let's nuke 'em.'

[@lindawolffkashmir2768]

Australia doesn’t have the whole monopoly on hairy scary spiders and bitey poison snakes, though. Brazil is right up there, too.

[@heitorlima6726]

@@lindawolffkashmir2768 I mean our (Brazilian) spiders are kinda scary but they aren't as massive as the Aussie ones, you wanna be terrified about Brazil search brazilian snakes, those things are absolutely terrifying.

[@jasontaylor657]

I can totally see left wing media outlets taking this quiz and Walsh’s results seriously. Lol

[@billbax2343]

Jason Taylor they probably won’t but his dry humour is so cringey and extremely unfunny

[@Dante-mw2ez]

Bill Bax I disagree, I am amused.

[@CJJ6699]

Bill Bax damn you must be boring to be around

[@billbax2343]

James Carey the odd thing is that the extreme things he is saying that is intended to be humorous is can actually be interpreted as an actual opinion considering the extreme right have these ideological beliefs

[@Dante-mw2ez]

Bill Bax I’d consider myself extreme right and I don’t have these views. Maybe you’re thinking of the alt right? Also stupid views are worthy of mockery imo. It’s good to laugh at absurdity

[@lol-oq1nn]

I like Ben's take on this test more than Michael's, but oh boy, this is the best, a hundred percent! Edited: they shouldn't have written that sarcasm thing (cause it's obvious, ok may be not to some), it would've been a lot more fun.

[@JobiWan144]

To be fair, I clicked because of the sarcasm tag. I wanted a good laugh, and I got one!

[@gabrielmartin977]

7:54 "Know you're role, fall in line" Should be Bernie's campaign slogan

[@marcomatos927]

''If you want a ocean pay for it'' 🤣🤣🤣 ''So that means I was slightly liberal on some of those answer'' 🤣🤣🤣

[@etaishachar7086]

"Cheerfulness is for women" - Walsh 2020

[@beebarfthebard]

"..you better change your nature right quick..." "HERE'S SOME MUNCHIES FOR YA" Matt Walsh ~supreme leader 2020 You're one of the funniest guys I know of.

[@loretta3556]

I love the "change your nature right quick"

[@redcondorattack1]

Some Harry Potter nerd just lost their **** over you putting Frodo into the wrong universe.

[@davidweiss9891]

*FRODO IS LORD OF THE RINGS* 😅

[@patriottomyself]

@@davidweiss9891 oh he knows but the irony was too easy to pass on

[@davidweiss9891]

@@patriottomyself 😛🖕🏽

[@johnnyhoran9369]

Omg, Frodo's from Marvel. -_-

[@misspeachy7086]

isnt frodo a yogurt flavor?

[@ChadtheHammer]

I love the fact he mocks the obviously bias test in a way most progressive fascists will believe he's taking it seriously.

[@ethanhsu8596]

Keyser Soze Fascism is most wildly considered conservative.

[@ChadtheHammer]

@@ethanhsu8596 And that's the lie the left tells you.

[@seanoconnor5730]

Fascism is by definition a conservative ideology. Some key concepts of fascism is conserving the traditions, moral infrastructure and the culture of the society it is in. Very much a conservative ideology.

[@ethanhsu8596]

Keyser Soze Keyser Soze K I ain’t no leftist either, I sit right in the center. Fascism as Sean said is by definition a conservative ideology. Based on US politics Fascism is much less right wing, but it is still right wing. On the larger scale of the world Fascism is a middle to extreme right wing ideology.

[@alessandromasnada5248]

The claim that fascism is left wing is incredibly ignorant of both history and of the very doctrine of said ideology as elaborated by its founders.

[@jcb3393]

3:12 - "Strongly, even though I have no real opinion" Most under-appreciated sarcasm of the entire video! Well-played, in a low-key.

[@somerandomdude827]

There was no sarcasm it’s the truth

[@jimmyc.491]

"If you want an ocean, pay for it." -Matt Walsh, 2020

[@50calBeowulf]

"... Star Wars...Spock or Frodo..." Matt Walsh in troll mode, trolling throughout the video.

[@johnperry3000]

I can see media matters and cnn running with this.

[@carsonianthegreat4672]

If you don’t want a drone looking through your window then just don’t have windows.

[@josephalbatross5961]

When I'm in charge, I'm bankrupting the Windows industry. MAC ONLY!

[@fadi4482]

Emperor Ovaltine

[@joshshivock]

“You don’t want a drone, peeking in your window? Why not? What are you doing there?” I fucking died 😂😂😂

[@thehamzayaqoobshow7419]

Colluding with the taliban?, 😅

[@tomasleitao1775]

"Luck is also voodoo and should be banned" ~ Matt Walsh

[@ibtgb2]

"Number one it has me. That's a big thing..." 😂

[@thicclad4224]

As soon as Matt said he took the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz, I thought, "He's the Emperor, isn't he?" I was not disappointed.

[@ludvigtheholyblade259]

Matt: I took the political quiz Ben: You're fired.

[@drigondii]

One-Winged Angel At least a ziprecruiter ad mention

[@summerlink5278]

Ben took it before him

[@ludvigtheholyblade259]

@@summerlink5278 I know..but obviously it went differently here.

[@tylerm6453]

ThE pHrAsEoLoGy Of ThEsE qUeStIoNs!

[@20thCenturyManTrad]

I'm Canadian and found his ripping on us hilarious!

[@gargoyle5701]

By far the funniest damn thing I've seen all quarantine, thank you Matt

[@calvinmcdaniel4299]

The reasons why he says white people are superior gets me cackling omg himself, cargo pants, and walking fast lmaooo

[@nathanadams7595]

Don’t forget him

[@ilikelebronjames6426]

Your average conservative through the eyes of AOC

[@user-qm6lp2vh3k]

Often I find Matt overly serious but this made me laugh harder than I have in days. May have to add his show to my daily viewing.

[@robertkordingjr8835]

Matt was by far the best one taking this test 😂

[@loretta3556]

Strongly Agree

[@missedthebandwagon976]

I love how Knowles took this relatively seriously, and Matt goes full on theocratic fascist.

[@bryandiaz1044]

I’m a Democrat, but this was probably one of the most enjoyable/funniest videos on the political compass I’ve seen yet

[@willyblondehair8070]

I respect that i think all political parties can agree this video is funny

[@kaisergrasshopper6872]

We don't like your kind here git!

[@sansivian]

I think it would be great for the daily wire to create a version of this test without the biases presuppositions in the questions.

[@josephsimmonds4776]

"I don't know which way to go with it... But I guess I'll strongly disagree on this one."

[@TheZohan14]

Matt is the funniest on the daily wire... absolute favorite commentator. Keep up the great work 😂✌🏼

[@Richard-Freeman]

Make Daily Wire Body Pillows and you'll never have to worry about income again. Audience Poll: Which Daily Wire Body Pillow would you get?

[@lordofthefreshwater]

Richard Freeman All of them, not that I’m gay though.

[@jaxielrivera4640]

Make sure that the Ben Shapiro one is ridiculously smaller than the other ones and I’ll be sold.

[@josephalbatross5961]

I want a throw pillow of just the yamulke, please.

[@Richard-Freeman]

@@lordofthefreshwater Hugs aren't gay. ... And if football has taught us anything, neither are pats on the bottom.

[@Richard-Freeman]

@@jaxielrivera4640 Just big enough for a crotch hug? First thing I thought of was how red his face was when Crowder came out in his panties.

[@bradenhogan2]

Love the satire, Walsh. I’d vote for you to be my tyrant for 4-8 years ❤️

[@joshzitovsky9205]

Daily Wire: Matt you should take the political compass quiz Matt: Oh I'll take the quiz all right

[@joeyfajardo8738]

This dude has a GREAT voice for radio.

[@Fred-gv3kh]

That's a FACT. He has a radio program, also!!

[@kainuipenaloza9395]

14:04 Fascist Walsh: "Frankly it is a waste of time to rehabilitate criminals..." The next question: *It is a waste of time to try to rehabilitate some criminals.* Fascist Walsh: "Well there you go."

[@jochhetjoch]

According to the quiz, you are basically Thatcher. But she's a woman and a foreigner, so that's not right.

[@sasankgs9339]

"luck is also voodoo and should be banned" - this was the best

[@plasma.]

9:27 "You better change your nature right quick... as I always say to my kids" 😂😂

[@jacobreynolds3917]

“Should the poor receive medical care”......“Well that’s a divided question.”

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

I’m a left leaning centrist and this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@jadenschneider1279]

I actually really appreciated this over your three co-workers just complaining about the test the entire time.

[@goldenwolfprogramming6904]

"Luck is also voodoo and should be banned." - Matt Walsh, 2020

[@INTJerk]

You're not as extreme as I thought you were. Was expecting to see you land in the white space, off the graph. So so disappointing.

[@mjevans4321]

Being able to be this sarcastic but also so believable is truly a talent that needs more appreciation. 😂

[@ftl8054]

“Know your role...” “Fall in line...” “You hippy!” Matt Walsh

[@gianlucanelson7017]

Nah did he j say he was wishing he was Spock from a Star Wars personality test?

[@davidweiss9891]

Frodo

[@johnnyhoran9369]

Ikr Frodo's from Harry Potter. -_-

[@HPD1171]

those firefly fans will be pissed

[@alexandreauclair1611]

Wooooosh

[@soloRanger537]

Yeah, but he's allowed to have one ridiculous statement mixed in with 17 minutes of straight facts and sound reason.

[@ryanallardyce]

You know the video is intelligent when the word sarcasm is in the title

[@somerandomdude827]

There was no sarcasm this video is 100000000% fact

[@jackfinnegan2217]

I wonder if this will be taken out of context at some point lol

[@somerandomdude827]

There is no context to take out this is the absolute truth

[@Fred-gv3kh]

NAHHHHHH. No chance. The Media always vetts their facts and does extensive research on things before commenting publicly on them. 🤣🤣🤣

[@1zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzful]

i don't know what's funnier his sarcasm, or the fact that his dot after the answers he picked was almost the exact same spot as Margaret Thatcher....lmao

[@somerandomdude827]

There was no sarcasm this is the truth

[@kevinmarshall6901]

This was the best political compass test session I've seen so far 😂

[@politotrujillo1722]

"Know your role, fall in line... You hippie" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidRivera-ml3gg]

13:30 is my favorite part 😂

[@RachelHS825]

This video was incredibly entertaining 😂

[@somerandomdude827]

And also the absolute fact

[@TestTest-ei4gi]

@@somerandomdude827 not a fact at all. It was a sarcastic video so it wasn’t facts. It was the opposite of facts lol

[@AnonyJon2023]

Mr Walsh. you have a future in comedy, no joke.

[@channingcurington2718]

Love the sarcasm

[@somerandomdude827]

This is the truth what do you mean

[@stanger963]

Do y'all see how he's giving his best to hold his laughter all the time? 😂😂

[@Jordan-lv8yt]

This video is ahead of its time.

[@JohnJP1016]

I only noticed the satire when we hit the race question. Whew😅

[@somerandomdude827]

There was no satire in his is the truth

[@sanautin]

Priceless!!! I love that you gave this Political Compass Quiz every ounce of credibility it deserves. By the way, I completely lost it at cargo pants....and it just kept getting better.

[@IIBloodXLustII]

As a nerd my eye twitched at your opening... It was funny, but still.

[@illusorymist2573]

Bradley McDaniel All hail Lord Revan

[@IIBloodXLustII]

Also I skipped ahead to the end and saw his results and was like "wait, what?" Then I watched the video and it made sense.

[@joshuaa7813]

I wish people like you would stop putting a whole bunch of spaces just to trick others into reading their boring comments. “Oh look at me, you can’t see everything I typed...”

[@elizabeths50]

Word! When he said Frodo and Spock in the same sentence, I almost passed out from laughing.

[@blazefa.]

@@joshuaa7813 not deep bro

[@conureron3792]

This could be a good comedy routine

[@jonathanmorgenstern4252]

Matt Walsh: I have been a subscriber of yours for several years. This may have been your very best vlog. Watch out Andrew Klavan, Matt Walsh with sarcasm is hilarious. Kudos!

[@bradfordlangston836]

Matt is gonna say the gamer word😎

[@joolslorien3936]

🤣 I nearly choked on my tea at the spider joke.If the US wants to help Aussies with our spider problem I fully support the nuclear option. Anything to prevent surprise appearances in my bedroom and car!

[@Fred-gv3kh]

More spider-eating birds would help, if you can acquire some!!

[@mayor_theo]

3:11 I love how Matt always chooses only strongly disagree/agree, even when he doesn't have a well-founded opinion or a reason; and choose only the extremes.

[@felicia8053]

Oh how I wish the DW crew could have a sitcom! Too funny...

[@danarthur297]

'Know your role. Fall in line. You Hippie.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EricDG326]

Even reading the title, it took me embarrassingly long to realize what was happening here.

[@eddiefilms904]

"Bottle up the ocean"-Matt Walsh

[@mchsprod]

As an Australian, I can say that we have already nuked the spiders into non-existence, the real threat is the dropbears

[@hananberger4372]

As incredible as this is, I also want to see him do it for real, mostly to see how he understands the questions compared to the other DW hosts.

[@diegotobaski9801]

Nah. This test doesn't deserve anyone's attention to be frank

[@hananberger4372]

@@diegotobaski9801 yes and no, the test is full of BS, but it's really interesting how the same people with almost the same exact views interpret the questions differently

[@retrictumrectus1010]

I think how he answered the questions already showed how he understood the questions.

[@theetrevorshealy]

I did not expect to laugh as much as I did when clicking on this video😂After watching the Shapiro and Knowles quiz video first as they took it somewhat serious, Walsh does the opposite as the Libs would think anyone on the right would answer these questions. I love it. Absolutely hilarious.

[@sarahc7617]

This was hilarious to watch!! Thank you!!! 😆

[@CB-vw2iy]

Matt's humor was CREATED for me. Literally exactly the kind of humor I like. I need to meet you one day, Matt.