Noobs don't have a clue what they are doing on GTA Online...

[@knightvisiongoggles7934]

15:11 Enhanced Chav proceedings taking place!😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao 😭😂😂

[@DNOPlays]

There were many versions of proceedings in this one 😂🤣

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao high pace proceedings as well 😂

[@Lynn.knepper1280]

I love the proceedings,but I also love the creamings, but most of all I love the Ballotelli

[@johnboy6955]

I swear I think of dumb and dumber going through that mountain pass with snot on their faces everytime you two get on that mo-ped together. 😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao! We are unstoppable on that thing 😂

[@Gaian-Commander]

It's my birthday Matt!!! I'm 25 years old today!

[@xMissQueenBx]

Happy birthday. Have a great day🎉

[@Mattaiyoh]

Happy birthday Gaian! I hope that you have an awesome day buddy ❤️🎉🥳🥳

[@Gaian-Commander]

​@@MattaiyohI am!

[@KSubsItalia]

Saw this comment and came to say happy birthday man, 생일 축하해요🥳

[@austinhowells20]

Happy birthday

[@owenjackson4755]

You guys continue to be relatable as ever. Aha coming up with like the most random of phrases is the exact thing I do in real life so it's just hillarious!

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmaooo 😂😂

[@DNOPlays]

haha!

[@Tezz42]

Pmsl matt funny af they waited until 6pm for the bargain bread and fish at sainsburys 😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao tasty 😂

[@kingMT514]

11:42 even with the slowdown, I had to rewind back to see the passive Cargobob. I was like “wth, the tank is flying”😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao 😂

[@mallard975]

A ghost helicopter😂

[@FaithInBlaze]

6:52 the perfect sync 🤣🤣 Good video as always, Matt, keep boosting those RCs and throwing flapjacks at pace 💝😅

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao didn't notice that 😂. Thank you buddy ❤️

[@sergito_gt90]

Night Big Matt❤ hope you are great! Nice and funny tuesday video buddy! 😊 8:48 like your fights agains @DNOPLAYS for fun!🤣 11:31 eating chocolate🤣😋 14:53 CHAVS for the win🔥 15:52 really awesome grenade launcher buddy👍🎮 thanks for your good vibes and have a good week! 😊

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Sergito 🥰❤️ hope you have a great week too buddy 🥰❤️

[@blackcrasanblade]

the shit/fart noise timed just right when i farted having a upset stomach i went to check taught i shit my pants

[@Mattaiyoh]

ayoooo soiled himself 😂

[@blackcrasanblade]

@@Mattaiyoh no lucky had fast food normally cook at home so the food was extra greasey

[@BuccaneerBruce]

9:51 "You little fanny rash" was the best moment of my day. My wife simply rolled her eyes.

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao! I bet she was like "wtf" xD

[@danielorgill2532]

Absolutely class work again guys. Propper chuckling watching that

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Daniel ❤️🥰

[@williamkirschenman]

1:23 "awesome kill, double kill, trip..." (Car...splat)

[@sneezyanus4251]

3:46 dno just ran into ur incoming fist😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao belter of a right hand 😂

[@DNOPlays]

lool sparked

[@SilverLawrenceGamingg]

10:25 love the edits❤

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao thank you Martin!

[@hunteriler4368]

That fart noise at 5:50 as soon as y’all got killed 😂😂😂

[@mallard975]

5:48

[@sneezyanus4251]

11:29 dno with his packet of bourbons, some milk and a bag of scones

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao always eating shortbread 😂

[@DNOPlays]

This is shortbread assortment this 😂 All gone now tho.. 😥

[@johnxeero4160]

I loved seeing the Chavs make an appearance on their Faggio.

[@elysium7570]

Totally agree, gotta love the Chavs 💙

[@alyzahs]

It took us years to master the language of Penguinese 😎

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao I think dno and me have invented a new language 😂

[@alyzahs]

kalamastaflamingobologknees @@Mattaiyoh

[@DNOPlays]

@@alyzahs lmao that's good that, you get C+ 😂

[@alyzahs]

I prefer a D minus 😳@@DNOPlays

[@DNOPlays]

@@alyzahs oh you prefer the D? 🤣

[@autobotoptimusprime4815]

Awesome video Matt love seeing noobs getting trolled 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Prime! It's always fun trolling them 😂

[@Daniel-dl6fp]

6:49 lmao confusion of the highest orda 😂😂😂😂

[@mallard975]

😂😂😂

[@tomsaich2309]

the chavs are at it again with the chav vehicles and the we love to see it when scram jet is back out to give them all some balotellies and some sweltings on big heads 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao nothing can beat the 2 chavs 😂😂😂

[@ArthurMorgan1920]

The big narstie laugh @3:04 always gets me in these videos 😂 do you edit yours and DNOs vids Matt?

[@Mattaiyoh]

Haha I love his laugh 😂. I edit my own vids and dno does his 😊

[@brunosolsol3165]

I once fought an Oppressor MK2 with my RC Tank, flamethrower only 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Bruh lmao did you win? 😂

[@brunosolsol3165]

@@Mattaiyoh the player was griefing and spawn trapping someone, so i decided to help, but when I realized he then was chasing me on foot right away, I hid a proximity mine in the bush he was heading to, so he'd fly over like a ragdoll After that he decided to leave alone the victim, and get back his kill on me, anyway, before he could flatten me with his bulletproof car, I went into rc mode and exploded his vehicle with the flamethrower, he got his oppressor but this time we both exploded, bcs he was strafing too close to the ground and I had the chance to burn his cheeks XD 3-0 cry just like the meme

[@SkeletorHatesHe-Man]

Plenty of fresh trout. All you can eat lol. Great vid as always. I enjoyed it :D

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao with Brussel sprouts as well 😂. Thank you Skeletor 🥰

[@SkeletorHatesHe-Man]

@@Mattaiyoh More fresh produce needed :D

[@JamieCleaton1]

In the last 2 videos there’s multiple gamertags that I play with! I’m getting closer 😂😂

[@CR0553Y]

Ahhh, a video finally!!! Loving you lot are doing the gods work yet again!! Rockstar, you assholes for not recognising this anti griefing legend! ❤

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you mate 🥰❤️

[@M5E39_03]

3:03 😆😆

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao we need that 😂

[@mallard975]

The fanny magnet😆😆

[@The_Grindhard]

How to counter MK noobs in auto aim sessions. 1.Pop BST 2. Pull out Heavy revolver MK2 3. wait for the idiots to get close enough. 4. Aim and fire Mk noob will get instakilled

[@FatherDinny]

2:48 Spawn protection prevents players from taking damage for a few seconds after spawning

[@paballomolata8844]

It is really fun watching you troll these losers

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you 🥰❤️

[@SAF-Chronicles-97]

another day another content for us to watch, i feel like you need the 'oh no you don't' sonic eggman meme and 'thats a tank' bf1 meme just for fun to see if people like that idea in these videos, i just love seeing these counter griefing and trolling with friends, it just makes it so much better XD, keep making more lad, IYOH

[@Mattaiyoh]

Haha thank you buddy! I'll have a look for those clips ❤️

[@sprout-official]

Gerthy large one ....... Thats enough internet for one day 😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao!

[@fishingwithjim811]

"Maybe it's authentic polosis that need addressing" 😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao authentic policies need reviewing and approving 😂

[@fishingwithjim811]

Authentic policies, need a large dose of vertical creaming at maximum pace. Cuh

[@DNOPlays]

Lool that’s good data management that

[@danshiels62]

03:45 DNO got proper smacked across lips 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Belter of a right hand lool

[@Des420]

You said “A girthy, large one.” DNO’s voice when down two octaves from “hello” to “HELLO.”

[@DNOPlays]

Outrageous intrusive thoughts 😂

[@Des420]

@@DNOPlays 🤣

[@Mattaiyoh]

lool large cucumber

[@maidenthemetalhead]

10:24 Extra girth proceedings 😂

[@DNOPlays]

Outrageous 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lool nice and large

[@mallard975]

​@@Mattaiyohay yo😂

[@zahkbruh]

i thought that was me in the thumbnail then i remembered i anti-grief too XD

[@paranormalfreak2901]

You wrecked them just like a glazed onion lol

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lool sautéed onions 😂

[@fabriziopinna]

FLASHKAMA SALAMAJUSA SALAMAKUSA proceedings

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao 😭😂😂

[@shaneduffill7901]

If anyone is having a bad day watch these two guys they WILL cheer you up they are so funny

[@DNOPlays]

Thanks bro!

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you so much Shane 🥰❤️

[@Kyates-ey1ce]

Batman out here once again cleaning the streets up in style yadanno my g 😂😂I still love the donce hat 😂love my bro❤

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao I lost my dunce hat recently 😭😂

[@vishueersel8387]

Hi Matt. How are you? I've been OK. As you can tell SPRING has already started ( i don't have spring here) and its about to get warmer. And i'm wearing glasses now cause i'm farsighted from screening too much. Also i've finished my studies for the day so i have come to watch you. Great video mate 🙂👍

[@Mattaiyoh]

Hey Vishu! I'm good thanks how are you? Cheers mate! Always glad you enjoyed the video ❤️🥰

[@golman4993]

Saw that Toozykev guy going after a low level the other day in a Deluxo. Made him chase me and lured him to a spot i could get a good angle with my Railgun and blew him out of the sky. Was fun lol.

[@ItzSleepyBaby]

Awesome video as always this was funny😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you 🥰❤️

[@mallard975]

5:48 that did not go well😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Was looking forward to boosting him as well lmao

[@mallard975]

@@Mattaiyoh at full pace

[@mallard975]

4:30 dno causally making normal noises, does he this all the time😂

[@DNOPlays]

I got splattered at tremendous pace 🤣

[@mallard975]

@@DNOPlays 😂🤣

[@mattval6293]

Lol if only 0:30 ahh yeah. Ahhh yeahh lol. Miss u guys saying that lol

[@CCUnderhill1007]

Silliness abounds once again! LOL The Trash Noobio's stand zero chance!

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao some right tripe comes out 😂

[@sneezyanus4251]

1:40 he wants fresh cod but there’s only haddock available

[@mallard975]

😂

[@DeniseF]

This video had me laughing so much x 😅

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Denise! I'm glad you liked it 🥰❤️

[@Brocephus1776]

Naughty naughty, how dare you grief griefers 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

😂😂😂

[@ashsmith7152]

DNO looks like a teletubby

[@Mattaiyoh]

Looks like a ripe banana lmao

[@ashsmith7152]

@@Mattaiyoh lol true true

[@DNOPlays]

Lool you like my Onzie? 😂

[@ashsmith7152]

@@DNOPlays sure do

[@mk_scorpion_]

Entertaining as f**k this was 😂😂 Also does DNO have a channel?

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you buddy! Yeah it's @DNOPlays ❤️

[@DNOPlays]

Hi 😎

[@mallard975]

4:24 sorry not sorry😂😂

[@freshvisionmedia9551]

Hey Guys, hello from New Zealand, just a quick message to say I love your videos, very entertaining. Keep them coming at pace.

[@Mattaiyoh]

Hey! Thank you so much buddy I appreciate that 🥰❤️

[@DNOPlays]

💓

[@sneezyanus4251]

2:32 sicko mode engaged

[@mallard975]

More like slayer mode

[@AalMitReis]

There is a new Godmode glitch, you meet people in every lobby -.-

[@Mattaiyoh]

Bruh, everytime man 😭

[@caiuscosades1791]

How is it done so I can keep an eye out? I had my suspicions because there was this one douchebag I ran into the last public lobby I was in.

[@AalMitReis]

@@caiuscosades1791 it is patched. I tested it in an invite only with my two consoles ☺️

[@AalMitReis]

@@caiuscosades1791 it is patched. I tested it in an invite only with my two consoles ☺️

[@briancastro1015]

4:11 have that with Kajun chicken and white rice topped with teriyaki sauce

[@Mattaiyoh]

Delicious lool

[@sneezyanus4251]

3:22 gears been superglued

[@Mattaiyoh]

Needs wd40 lmao

[@DNOPlays]

Lool tried to weld diff and ended up welding all axles together 😂

[@Sketchpad55]

Nice job as always guys love your videos

[@Mattaiyoh]

Cheers Steve 🥰❤️

[@spookyreaper1702]

I think they all want the fresh fish option 😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Fresh sea bass 😂

[@Cenerator]

Handing out nice lemon curd crepes at pro speeds

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao lemon curd is elite 😂

[@vinalan6643]

I get the itch to watch 2 fast 2 furious every time I watch your vids bc of all the clips man

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao its such a good film!

[@hunteriler4368]

0:06 😂😂 that’s funny

[@Mattaiyoh]

Sent him flying lool

[@kevgtsky]

Oh dear 😅😅 i can't breathe to much i m lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣. You and Dno 🍔🍔🍔🍔, you're great. Thanks buddys 😊😊

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao cheers Kev! Glad you liked it 🥰❤️

[@kevgtsky]

@@Mattaiyoh 🥰🤘

[@JakesVooDoo]

Thats it im making a suggestion for Rockstar to add you as an upgraded weapon system. Absolutely a beast with these cars and stickies ha ha. Much love brother

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao thank you brother!

[@Retro.Studio]

The Khanjali tank…oh men i hate that thing and the drivers 🤬🤯

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

They didn't want the fresh fish Matt nor cauliflower chicken option Dnoplays they wanted A5 wagyu beef steak and yellowfin tuna they demanded a full refund and the finest cuisines.😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao wagu beef with peppercorn sauce but they gave ketchup instead 😂

[@DNOPlays]

lmao they got burnt tomatoes with diced peppercorns instead

[@CrazyPanda688]

Authentic polices need addressing though 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao need reviewing by manager 😂

[@CrazyPanda688]

@@Mattaiyoh managerial review of authentic policies at quick pace 😂

[@jcc3494]

Actually made my first griefer rage quit today. I was level 34, they were level 352. A mk2 griefer who was useless off his mk2

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao nice work buddy 🥰❤️

[@Matt-md5yt]

my man doing awesome work

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Matt ❤️🥰

[@robertbranco2063]

Lol you said it best. World Star! Aha

[@ncmattj]

Thanks!

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you very much buddy for the super thanks! Its much appreciated ❤️🥰

[@TheCzechLad_]

Give him girthy proceedings 🤣😂😂 Ps, it’s always a good day when Matt-aiyooooh uploads 😌❤️

[@Mattaiyoh]

lool nice and long as well 😂😭. Thank you lad 🥰❤

[@TheCzechLad_]

@@Mattaiyoh 😂😂😂❤️

[@evanmiller1999]

Great way to toll noob griefers Matt

[@Mattaiyoh]

Haha they don't have a clue what they are doing 😂

[@Hyperdeath132a]

Trolling is indeed very fun 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

They have no idea what they are doing lmao

[@thelifeofswaglin1347]

Heya matt love then content!! Can't wait for more videos

[@Mattaiyoh]

Hey! thank you buddy! Another video coming soon :)

[@sneezyanus4251]

8:55 he’s struggling with aiming skill

[@mallard975]

Lmao😂

[@DNOPlays]

Always ducking.. literally 😂

[@Agent-djcool]

Would you like to be tased out the nightshark again 😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

No lmao cheeky bastard 😂

[@PeppyOoze]

2:42 dripping

[@Liljoethemaster]

I dont know if you know already Mattaiyoh or unless it patched. Getting the seabreeze and flying it upside down while u on it and land it on water upside down also make sure to use a scuba suit as well cause yea u will die if u dont equip it to avoid the orbs whenever u stream or see any griefer using the orb.

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao I need to try that 😂

[@ZnGievepix]

AIRTUG GANG IS HERE!!!!

[@Mattaiyoh]

What's airtug lmao

[@ZnGievepix]

@@MattaiyohIts the name of the véhicule on GTA 3:05 is funny but spawn rarely on online

[@StarlingLF22]

Airtug OP

[@Thunderer0872]

"A large Girthy one!" that counts you two out then LOL sorry a cheap shot. Loved the steal of hold your ground or what ever its called, Do you own a nightclub? I think that's why English Dave is calling you or its Cayo Perico Heist? You should do them then you get no calls, I know you will need cash to buy what they are selling but the nightclub earns cash passively via NPC's going there and the basement storage earns cash from any biker businesses and the gun bunker, Cayo you and Dno or alone can make $1.400 million on most heists although it has been a bit nerfed of late. anyway take one the annoying calls just to see what they are selling, it will save your life in battles if no clown character calls you.

[@Mattaiyoh]

That one there was a violation 😂😭

[@-P-C-]

Hey Matt can you do cluckin bell missions spamming scramjet?

[@XQWTP]

Tip: go story mode director mode freeze time load save then online you freeze time to be day or night time for you only hope this helps

[@Mattaiyoh]

Oh that's a cool trick! haha

[@sneezyanus4251]

7:20 SIIIT 🪑

[@Pit8813]

Oh man sweet range on that grenade launcher 😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Maximum distance pace 😂

[@keloruffin715]

Where you be finding the funny clips 😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

All over the internet haha

[@JP02090]

Tell SAB eating while recording is bad for business you know 🤣

[@Mattaiyoh]

Lmao always chomping away 😂

[@DNOPlays]

Gotta keep my stomach happy 😂

[@Jonathan-CuevasKnightofloyalty]

awesome video! 🙂

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you 🥰❤️

[@mallard975]

10:03 😆

[@DNOPlays]

😂

[@MikeD8318]

I guess you were chinning Sab for suggesting you go to Sainsburys for fresh fish instead of Tesco Express?

[@Mattaiyoh]

Oh yes lmao he didn't bring nectar card either 😂

[@tbnrzephyr7640]

Matt have you experienced the glitch where you can throw sticky bombs out of your rc cars

[@Mattaiyoh]

I've seen videos of it but I thought it's ps5 only?

[@tbnrzephyr7640]

@@Mattaiyoh nope it's PS4 PS5 Xbox one and Xbox series sx and pc

[@DNOPlays]

@@tbnrzephyr7640 can’t be done with Xbox controller unfortunately

[@tbnrzephyr7640]

@@DNOPlays i heard people where doing it with modded ones

[@adamball8948]

Nice video matt😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Adam ❤🥰

[@MrPaulgilbertisgod]

Matt and Dino putting the girth back into GTA🍆🍆

[@Mattaiyoh]

loool ayooo

[@llllllll-GK]

Rockstar is a bad 🥚 for putting you in bad sport 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mattaiyoh]

😂😂😂

[@davidjacobs7465]

They should use the go carts classic or modern doesn't matter and dress themselves up as Mario and Luigi.

[@Mattaiyoh]

lmao would make a good video! xD

[@theorucker5124]

Great video

[@Mattaiyoh]

Thank you Theo ❤️🥰

[@Snazzyhaz420]

Put a smaller scope on your marksman and you’ll have an absolute mk2 destroyer

[@Mattaiyoh]

Is the smaller one better? I will try it haha