Ep 468 - Real Deal

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in SC / NC / OK / TX @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in AUSTIN / BALTIMORE / SAN DIEGO @ mattmccusker.com Buy Merch @ www.mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

[@Comedypodcastcompany]

You guys are podcasters, nobody wants to see your shit comedy

[@adduer4375]

WTF in Baltimore when I'm not there. Stay safe brother. It's about to be squeegee time

[@codrayraythegod4948]

Shane has finally reached the point of dressing like a 5’6 Asian

[@TylerEllis-pv4sl]

Opposed to a 7 ft asian

[@snatchsnatchingsnatcher5212]

He dresses like he wanders around the mall saying “just rooking”

[@aaronglass890]

has truly come full circle

[@bickyboo7789]

It's about time he's getting some drip. Shits been long overdue.

[@gehrkedesign]

Ikr he moved to austin and immediately started dressing like Cambodian Andrew Shultz

[@keegannjk1]

Shane with money is going to be fun to watch

[@bdbdkdfotbrveiw]

“I’ll buy your house right now phil”

[@loganmaddocks4703]

New money trash and I'm here for it! Kippy Ryan, probably.

[@1icb4u24]

Young Money Millionaire.

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

I just hope he doesn’t Tom and Burt it 🤦‍♂️ Shaner has remained humble.. besides the silly clothes 😂 hope he stays that way.

[@Physicallyretard]

Peep the framed oj jersey our boy is already making serious moves down Texas way

[@maciver_]

Shane looks like he’s about to perform at Eurovision

[@genie3531]

I wish I never looked up what eurovision is. what the fuck

[@marcelscheuer7643]

😂

[@caleb3909]

​@@genie3531It's a fun circus. They even have a bearded lady

[@F28aj]

@@genie3531gay euro sh!t

[@trickhe7637]

​@@genie3531😊😊

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Shane is venturing into the "ironic outfits slowly becoming unironic" territory, safe travels big dawg

[@Bigolebungus]

He learned from Stanhope

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Dude the Shane man is styling 🔥

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

also shane at 4:30 hella endorsed palestine lowkey, he read that on purpose. GOOD LAD!!!!! fuck israel

[@langa77777]

Uncle Shane dressing like an uncle. Where’s the wolf T-shirt

[@ElGancha]

thats what happens when u move down South

[@bennettkraemer7421]

“Who the fuck is looking at potato farms from space?” Unbelievable take from Matt again

[@BazookaTooth707]

I found a quote that makes me understand, at least in part, the shaman's way. "My method is vertical rather than horizontal so the scenery does not change but the texture does" - Marshall McLuhan

[@rayargyle8788]

Another under-appreciated take from The Shaman

[@adamyoung2389]

@@BazookaTooth707The Medium is the Message.

[@BazookaTooth707]

@@adamyoung2389 yessir. Glad someone is familiar with the father of media theory. We should be studying his work. It's more relevant than ever.

[@AlCapwn369]

And again

[@stevealleman9206]

Shane holding up his phone to show Matt (and only Matt) a video is really the latest in podcast technology. Someday podcasts will have the ability to let the podcast audience watch videos too.

[@yootoob8438]

Naw it makes it that much more special when the dawgs find them on our own

[@las.estrellas]

they've had two different episodes where they show the screen to viewers all episode and both times Shane said he didnt like it because the podcast became more about looking at funny stuff instead of talking about funny stuff

[@rakim126]

You don't wanna see the get ready boys

[@Dr-puppenstein]

If only you had a phone you can search for a video instead of crying in the comments

@@las.estrellas hes correct

[@Bambam-]

I'm all for Shane's wardrobe ventures.

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

He looks like a clown

[@nuckels188]

I liked the juicy j skull shirt but this is tough

[@lavedazio]

Shane get some jnco jeans

[@Blastinonfoos]

​@@nuckels188he doesn't know how to be rich lol

[@nuckels188]

@@Blastinonfoos he should take some notes from john mcafee, that dude knew how to be rich

[@zackhodge7012]

The wire hanging behind Matt makes me feel right at home.

[@christophercampbell2430]

That, and the xbox controller on the table haha

[@adamgardener8624]

I thought my screen had cracked

[@guyperson-jp6eg]

I hoped someone would say this

[@machina_spirit]

I like how it’s in the shape of stairs and one ‘step’ sits perfectly on the mantle

[@gillanalafoginis6018]

You can take the boys out of the poor but can’t take the poor out of the boys.

[@blythehilliard7936]

I love this podcast so much, I’m a 41 year old woman …I may be the only woman watching in their 40’s 😂 I go hard for stand up and these podcasts make my days better ..

[@chopsuey061987]

I’m a 36 year old WOMAN too and I listen to hear mirror my dumb thoughts too. 😂😂😂 I hate listening to smart people

[@CCitis]

Honorary bros

[@ETHANR26]

time to drop the alex grey lmao

[@mypawsoflove]

I'm a lady and this pod is an absolute must! Love these lads.

[@ETHANR26]

admitting you're a lady on the internet is pretty dog brain

[@alextaylor1638]

Matt's line about satellite imagery of potato fields killed me. "They grow underground."

[@ayoitsant9113]

I love how much the pod has changed over the years. From the American flag background room, to Shane's apartment and now here we are in a Texas way mansion with Shane wearing camo drake pants. God is good. ❤

[@carlospena9915]

Yeah the zoom pandemic phase was my favorite 😂

[@kylemiller121]

Gamer chairs and American Flag was my favorite era

[@TimothyMcVay]

@carlospena9915 the zoom era wasn't bad, we had macafee, sam hyde, & mullen.

[@mattstanton4709]

Zoom era was god tier

[@x513xSparks]

We're along for the ride, boys

[@tylerwinkler8590]

Shane delivering “I fell into a deep boy hole” with a straight face was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@shrimpscampin]

made me run out the room lol

[@Jays2Lazy]

Must have paid the troll toll

[@samshuler3895]

The dawgs hath blessed us on this faithful friday! Praise be!

[@markwilson8326]

praise be

[@immap3253]

Praise be to the dawgs

[@XbraveheartX87]

praise the dawgs on a wonderful friday

[@briano9879]

🙌

[@superdooper50]

Me and my boy are about to crush at a dart tourney. I am using the dawg energy

[@SurforDieBrah]

It’s official Shane is a tier 2 power god

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

also shane at 4:30 hella endorsed palestine lowkey, he read that on purpose. GOOD LAD!!!!! fuck israel

[@toddpacker9818]

*red

[@kickci]

This podcast saved me from calling it quits this year. Shane is the big bro i never had and matt is the weird uncle that cares way too much about zodiac signs. Love that dawgz

[@ricklongley9172]

Stay strong, brother! In this world, the dawgz have a destiny.

[@Droconiann]

"This is some on Adderall since birth shit..." I am going to be using this line REGULARLY 😂

[@liamsparling]

I need to know the page he showed matt

[@funnydonor9484]

Maybe get your own thing huh?

[@trip4923]

​@@funnydonor9484If I EVER see your name posting "DAWGS" or any kind if inside joke, I'll make sure to remind you of this gay comment.

[@ETAisNOW]

Emojis are gay

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

@@ETAisNOW 🌈💵

[@zayneespy1621]

Shane’s dressed like a dripped out duck hunter😂

[@dreaminginnoother]

nailed it.

[@BookerT69]

How does this have any likes

[@jacobgagnon1820]

@@BookerT69cause hes dead on😊

[@ETHANR26]

@@BookerT69 cuz the dawgs have become a cult and have no orignal thoughts anymore. just up vote the first dumb joke about garb and shut up

[@dreaminginnoother]

@@BookerT69 because it's exactly what it is?

[@ChaseSpencer-b5t]

Two legendary teenis masters at work today, was quite the blessing to witness .

[@thomasporter1015]

Teenises come, and teenises go, but the Dawgz shall live forever

[@nicholasbyram296]

They should make some teenis underwear with a trapdoor in front instead of a fly.

[@alexjones7043]

The federer and nadal of teenis masters

[@Fibonaccisghost]

“This is adderall and them being told they’re handsome boys” is a great descriptor of a lot of Gen Z influencers.

[@NextGenForward]

Seeing the Tina Yuuu in the background will always give me a good chuckle

[@Mike-nr9po]

I took the day off, woke up late, and the boys drop a pod in my lap as I roll out of bed. God is great.

[@moonknight4053]

Too right brother, too right

[@danielmalone6536]

Alhamdullilah

[@WilfredoNelson]

Shane's new rap name is "Big Seats" 😂

[@idbrady9759]

Notorious C-E-T

[@space_1073]

That's probably my favorite bit from the pod, I can't find what episode it's from for the life of me

[@mypawsoflove]

Next tour name

[@Tony-Jabroni]

Big pants

[@JimBoFet171]

Damn Shane shot the hell out of that dang cannon. A trained and deadly soldier.

[@JesusChristIsLordoflords]

Grant and Sherman would be proud 🫡

[@corbinmiles5677]

Happy late near-Veterans Day

[@beishtkione24]

@@corbinmiles5677 he did weeks at West Point. As a Vet, I give him the V word pass.

[@BazookaTooth707]

Little do you know that Shane is the cannonball

[@CornyBum]

a troop with the Downs who's down with the troops

[@faceless6146]

I don’t think the intro song gets enough credit, has be boppin my head everytime i click on a new episode. Thank you dawgs

[@blackdysfunction8260]

@58:23 Lmao 🤣 legitimately laughing out loud as I say to myself while cooking ramen "I love you guys" 😆 🤣 😂

[@KamenRaiden]

Praise be! Its payday and the dawgs put out an episode right on time for the morning commute. This calls for some donimoes tonight.

[@muymal-migs]

Praise be to donimoes

[@KamenRaiden]

@@muymal-migs me and my mom and my dad are at DONIMOOOOOOOEEES

[@thomasporter1015]

@@muymal-migsDONIMOES!!!!

[@taylorscott8758]

Donimoes!!!!

[@moonknight4053]

Nah man, authentic Italian pizza is the milk to mothers teats.

[@AJScraps]

Gather around the food bowl dawgs, new slop is out 😆😂

[@CLTCMNDR]

Priceless Yu on the mantle, Drake pants. You made it, fellas 👏

[@AverageTrackRat]

THIS IS THE STRONGEST FINISH TO A PODCAST OF ALL TIME I'm in tears lmao. Golden last 10 min

[@erickane8163]

I want the dawgs to know I listened to half of this on a moped in Northern Thailand. Dawg bless.

[@jmaloney258]

Listened to a bunch of old eps on the beach in brazil. The dawgs are a light in the dark abroad

[@daddyjub2038]

Good to see morgan and morgan is not only for the people, its also for the dawgz

[@TekNoSolja]

glad I’m here with my dawgs talkin big stuff, watching the pendulum swing into a golden age of enlightenment and entertainment. Discipline.

[@mtor9452]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@colavermusic]

You're awesome 😎

[@rescooper3720]

I feel like Shane gets hammered every time he shops for clothes. But somehow he manages to pull off these crazy pieces he buys

[@paynekaufmann403]

It’s the self deprecating and the fact that we know he thinks it’s cool but also very gay

[@MikeJones-mj6qp]

The skulls all over shirt was a drunk buy lol

[@BigShaneGillis]

The downs drip is undefeated

[@PoohOnYourShoe]

Like the way he pulls off that wolf shirt in uncle daycare? “Wolfs” 😂

[@InspectorButters4]

"I dont think Dwight would even have me im such a f*cking pig......😪😪😪" The sadness in Shane voice when he said that was too funny

[@klockwithak]

Matt saying "I know we joke alot but don't say that" had me cryinnn

[@samgreene6368]

Shane is me when I wear something out of my comfort zone. I think I’m gonna look cool and the whole time I’m out the house I’m worried I look stupid. 😂

[@edwinsuarez2725]

Word. I drunkenly bought some tie dyed grey pants. Wore em once and remembered... You drunk idiot, why'd ya make this purchase😅

[@leomychalysin460]

He reminds me of myself so much the way he always calls it a “drunk purchase” so as not to take full accountability for the wardrobe risk. It’s incredibly relatable 😂

[@genie3531]

@@edwinsuarez2725 Send those my way, let me make the same mistake

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

I’m a weirdo I like wear work boots and carhart pants and high vis shirts half the time and the other half the time I like to wear like nice jeans and shit that I think looks cool and I’m almost positive most of the shit I think looks cool looks retarded as fuck but honestly I don’t really care something about making people upset with the fit I’m rockin makes me happy. Like I enjoy wearing the exact opposite of what people expect me to wear. I’ll go to a jam band show where everyone is in tie die and shit and I’ll wear like true religion jeans and a Calvin Klein shirt and then I’ll go to a bar where people are dressed in designer shit and I’ll wear like all denim. Gotta keep ‘em guessing and it trains you to care less what people think I feel like when you wear shit that’s easy to make fun of. I get self conscious sometimes though.

[@trip4923]

I bought some brown baggy corduroy pants for a halloween costume. One week later I bought some nice fitting brown corduroys and no one has had the balls to ask me what the fuck I think I'm doing.

[@hotlavamanjpg]

Shane being scared to pet Bevo is hilarious hahaha

[@whitneyallen9237]

Didn’t you see what Bevo tried to do to Uga?? Bevo don’t play.

[@bananafingerguns7212]

Proceed the weedian

[@PenumbralFigure]

Really lookin like a John Cena fan walking up to pet him

[@TexanWithAMartin]

Nazareth@@bananafingerguns7212

[@hotlavamanjpg]

@@bananafingerguns7212 Nazareth! 🫡

[@joshisajedi2461]

This is the only podcast that keeps a smile on my face the entire time. I could listen to this everyday if you guys filmed that many episodes a week.

[@christianlong1217]

It's kinda serendipitous that I'm listening to this cast while all the Diddy stuff is coming out, the Dawgs felt the diddling disturbance in the force.

[@nickgoodrich8532]

17:45 “it’s a little redundant”!!!! 😂😂😂

[@bradyleach6871]

Imagine seeing Shane nodding off while watching Blade on an airplane, absolutely wild lol

[@Gursers14]

No seriously dawgs, I don’t think Shane is lying when he says he goes to football games and gets treated special based on his looks 😂 I mean I didn’t even realize that was our boy in the opening clips.

[@AHNtopofit]

This is why Shane will remain on top in the comedy world, he not bothered about scalpers bc he wants the money going to him, hes bothered bc he doesnt want the dawgs to get ripped off. This is why we ride or die for the guy!

[@ETHANR26]

if he cared he would just sell the tickets himself. ignoring it is just enabling

[@Ashutt92]

Shane’s dressed like he’s going deer hunting with Cam Newton

[@TheChromeLife_]

This is actually great

[@Ashutt92]

@@TheChromeLife_ thank you!

[@rburke1017]

💀💀💀

[@andimjennifer2260]

The size diffrence between Shane and Matt in those chairs is hilarious

[@orllyfools14X8]

I’m up with my new born baby who hasn’t gone to sleep in like 8 hrs. but I got the bros helping me laugh through it all.

[@BazookaTooth707]

Without context it sounds like you're having a manic episode lol Good luck bro.

[@danielmalone6536]

I'm right there with you brother. We will make it through inshallah

[@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712]

I was at the show with the armless dude and also talked to him a little outside the club. Everyone including him loved it

[@DavidIWright]

I love how each week 1 more item of Shane's is added to the background. This week, Bills Jersey 😆

[@laurencezemlick1979]

Not just any Bills Jersey…OJ

[@prezposh]

Not just Bills, OJ lol

[@rileyoneill223]

Hearing them shit on diddy back in November of ‘23 hits different in November of ‘24. All hail the psychic dawgs

[@nemsimic]

Shane's swag thought process is so funny to me. On one hand he knows it's gay but the impulse telling him it's cool is overpowering. There are two wolves in every man

[@AlCapwn369]

😂 so true

[@jrwhynot3631]

Shane still succumbing to his favorite celebrities and their fashion lines just gets better

[@human_cube]

Shanes pants look like when you mix vanilla ice cream and Hershey's syrup in s bowl

[@wed6790]

Nah it looks like 5 mins later when it all melts😂

[@jsteve3556]

Been dieing to hear about these boys working out with the rock lol can't wait to hear Shane do an about face on yet another celebrity he talked shit about, then met, and now loves haha 😆 praised be the dawgs moving up in the world I love it!!!

[@greeves2025]

Reminiscent of the old test here. Probably one of my favorite recent casts, just the dawgz. I cried laughing at multiple points.

[@TrumpDabs]

BLESSED BE TO THE DAWGZ. THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT TO MY HEART, MY EYES, AND MY EARS

[@Nick-fb9uq]

So funny hearing the Dawgs discuss Diddy now 😂 holy shit

[@sallysue8176]

As a flight attendant the most watched thing is JRE. I am not kidding. On every flight at least one person is watching JRE.

[@Victor.Oliveira129]

What's the 2nd most watched? Blade?

[@vulian]

The bit at the end about getting the hole dug out had me in tears. I haven't laughed that hard in years man. You guys rock

[@ronaldwebb7650]

Jesus Christ I laughed so hard at this episode after a bad day thanks Dwight Howard conversation was hilarious

[@johnstewart9641]

DISCIPLINE, 😂 W’s only. Love the pod. By far the most bro comedians in the industry.

[@armenkhatchatrian8748]

Looks like Shane got a makeover by the Andrew Schulz team 😂

[@maplebear6527]

That is something NOBODY needs. That whole crew is GAY AF and I can't stand Akash or whatever his street shitting name is.

[@SmedleyButler1881]

It’s my dirty 30 dawgs, and the gods have blessed us this morning with a new episode

[@youngders574]

Happy bday fellow dawg

[@adamgardener8624]

Next ten years are beautiful

[@Tgolden069]

Happy 30 dawg.

[@YouKnowMySteez]

Happy bday dawg. Mine is next month. I hope you crumb a lot today

[@angelotro]

You're gonna be fine, there's a lot of freedom in 30. 40 is very real. So far, 50 is a date with Will Smith. Godspeed.

[@packermaddenhighlights]

Diddy, D Howard, and Big Will is peak simulation.

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

I'm still waiting for a lazily lounged Shane and a awkwardly angled couch. What are you guys interior decorators now?

[@gfgoalie28]

actually Shane’s so lazy he rented a furnished house and hasn’t touched a thing

[@skimpy105]

I like it, milestones from the pod😂

[@benardman2665]

​@@gfgoalie28i mean the OJ Simpson Jersey is sick

[@gfgoalie28]

@@benardman2665 and we can’t forget the prestigious award

[@raging100]

So good to see shane is embracing his inner rogan going all in on hunting.

[@Dylanoma-d9k]

Inner self, most men want to learn how to hunt.

[@RxanDz]

I’m sooo glad Shane brought up the Rock thing I was listening to the Old Testament with that a few days ago 😂😂😂

[@alexjones7043]

That prestigious Tina Yu artwork in the background really classes the place up

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Boys predicted the Diddy scandal

[@jacobleal9771]

We out here

[@taia-b8f]

in the trenches

[@JJEERRPP]

In da traunches

[@WuhSuhDood]

Can't wait to hear the boys talk about their workout with The Rock

[@papaya4432]

40:00

[@chasermann94]

Bless the dawgs for dropping this right before my commute to work

[@concon4050]

Been busy feels like I’ve been out of the loop. Love y’all you’re my inspiration to follow my dreams. Keep up the work dawgs

[@joshhillmania3343]

I see Shane working out with the rock “may I have a crumb of ass crack perspiration sir”😂love you fellers y’all funny asf

[@placebo5466]

Good morning doggies. Just got to work, sipping my coffee. Feeling blessed.

[@karensams994]

😇 🙏

[@chrismenezes]

Have a good shift homie

[@katabeats]

Love picturing Shane drunk bumping some rap feeling himself then pulling the trigger buying some crazy overpriced clothes after browsing the internet for hours... its the drip that his inner self low key knows he wants to wear but sober him is too scared to try and pull off. Then when it all arrives he's like fk it why not and he stunts on all with he's big pants.

[@DickyDouglas]

Josh's laugh is way too infectious

[@2355Kyle]

It's the best, fueled my laugh when I too laughed at Shane and Matt's jokes

[@davidtownsend6092]

I love how that gay award is the only thing on Shane's shelf lol

[@toddpacker9818]

The Tina Yu

[@nickfruge5639]

I come back to this video on a regular basis just to hear Shane talk about how he fell into a “deep boy hole” 😂😂

[@GoPodcastGo]

Good morning dawgs. Praise be

[@joshuaniles9129]

Shane needs a cheat day after hitting the iron paradise

[@danielm7435]

The Dawgs have blessed me with a treat on my 20th birthday today. How nice of them

[@casualinternetuser]

happy birthday big DAWG !

[@NickDiazofNauts]

1:03:53 Dwight Howard USADA - shows up whenever, wherever 😂

[@peachmelba1000]

Shane saying he almost kissed Beezer made laugh so hard I almost pulled a muscle in my back. I've had a vicious headcold all week, and I needed to laugh this morning, while I vainly think I'll be able to do anything but rot on the sofa today.

[@christophercampbell2430]

Shane is a drunk purchase fashion ICON.

[@brendanblair6589]

Shane is basically this generation's Matthew McConaughey at University of Texas

[@nickg1743]

And you sound like this generations Jodie Foster

[@maplebear6527]

​@@nickg1743Jodie FoSHter

[@jacobbradley1349]

I love Shane's drunken wardrobe endeavors. Why does he always buy hip hop influenced when he gets drunk. lol. That's awesome.

[@TylerEllis-pv4sl]

Drake is hunting shit

[@ETHANR26]

naw he's supporting drake who he knows makes shows about highschool kids fucking..

[@jasoncarre1530]

“Get my hole dug out” - Matt, is insaneeeeee😂

[@kaydevious]

I love these two idiots together. 🤣 True comedy gold

[@fatality9072]

Lowering ticket prices makes scalping worse. Scalping happens because your fans are willing to pay a premium to see you, and you are selling them cheap enough someone can buy them in bulk and reliably resell due to hot demand. Cheaper tickets with a limited supply by reasonably low availability means an average income can control or take a large share of "the market" of Shane Gillis tickets.

[@Sandbar-Flamingo]

My kids yell out the window “I love you” to any adult we see exercising when we are in the car. It’s fun and it makes everyone smile ❤

[@dachfo123]

Shane lookin like Mr. Tumnus

[@PlayNiceFolks]

That. Is funny

[@chrisb2654]

I live in Buffalo and I’m so happy to see the dawgs just continue to represent us 🙌

[@christianrandall5618]

MSSP always opens me wide and fills me with content. I love them for this.

[@BWA530]

Leave Shane alone man he just started wearing logo teas from donation. You can tell he hasn’t spent a lot of time building a wardrobe in his life let him have fun lol

[@natevart4156]

As some one who is a sophomore in college, I can tell you from first hand experience that people around my base their entire personality’s off the internet and it’s so obvious to tell. Some time I feel like I’m the only one who isn’t is actually insane

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Same on literally all fronts. People stink.

[@ryshellso526]

Broccoli headed freaks...😂😂😂

[@michaelreed1215]

As someone Shane’s age I can confirm that people in our day used to base their entire personalities around Anchorman and Borat so I guess it just happens

[@brandongay1315]

Stay strong brother

[@foggy561]

Got to get Francis Ellis back on the pod. The dude fits in perfectly with Matt and Shane

[@travismclaughlin6763]

At the 12:15 mark you could see SG’s mainframe absolutely scramble. He’s a defenceless receiver going across the middle and those email memories are a prime Ray Lewis. We’ve all been there 🫡

[@aeodian]

first episode i’ve seen shane swagged out

[@aeodian]

so relatable when shane talks about sending breakup emails lol the things i’ve sent give me ptsd

[@screamdreamer9085]

Every once in a while teenagers will do a drive by insult at the top of their lungs and it makes me happy every time knowing the tradition is staying alive. #futuredawgs

[@nickgray6305]

These boys grew up to be some fine young fellas.