MSSP-Ep 300- Emergency Teenis

[@timothynelsonmusic]

The de-evolution of this show’s production value is perhaps the best bit of all . Only started going back over old eps recently and had no idea they once had multiple camera angles.

[@levirankins7509]

I wish they had this stuff on spotify

[@K1NG_D0ME]

I never even noticed till I jus read ur comment. Lol they really are they only guys that did less as they progressed lol them laying down during entire episodes is awesome lol

[@erickyoung8453]

this might be the funniest thing i've heard in years

[@MOW262]

Literally just sitting in the living room now hahahahahaha

[@mithrandirthegrey7644]

It's completely unnecessary tbh. Who the hell watches this? I listen to it while driving.

[@henryplaster1862]

Lamarie fucking up the audio in the first 1:42 minutes is the champagne bottle smash on the new stud

[@freethinker3716]

Fr haha

[@bgkclassic]

When Matt reclined 6 feet away from the microphone? Blame L.

[@bigpimpin1546]

​@@bgkclassicno he switched to his mic so he coukd talk and didnt switch it back hence sounded like matt was far away

[@dmoore4520]

Matt is the funniest dude alive. "Took a no soap shower last night. Call em rinse offs."

[@bigbenthewomanrespecter5022]

If Pittsburgh was a type of bath

[@joshpoole67]

Go into a river, go outside, eating bugs, doing shit.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@joshpoole67 "I'm fresh as fuck right now" I love Matt. Lmao

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Crazy because before how big this podcast has gotten I never realized just how naturally funny blue collar Midwesterners are. Fills me full of pride. Think it's because it's a shit place to live half of the year and that's just how we survive it. Like Stanhope said who needs comedy in the keys, your already happy lol

[@Liferoxwow]

@@NativeOfTheLand97 these guys are from PA you dumb fortnite fortniting fortnite

[@nunyabiz6918]

Shane as a history teacher is both an incredible character for Gilly and Keeves, and a legitimate calling in another life. History by Shane is fuckin awesome every time.

[@T_D_B_]

Totally agree

[@anthonyvarela7708]

Not necessarily

[@keithb_3]

@@anthonyvarela7708 your funny bro i’ve seen you commenting retarded stuff just to be a dbag lol

[@kriffapher]

It’s entirely possible

[@Adam-hp5hj]

My history teacher got caught mixing liquor in his coffee and projected porn from his laptop after lunch break accidentally, I'm going to say Shane could have easily become that kind of guy.

[@jesse_t1000]

"Yeah, if your suicide doesn't involve a ramp thats kinda shitty" Love it

[@AlphaSwagzilla]

SIIIIIIIC semper Tyrranis hahaha

[@t.b.6609]

😊

[@c-rod512]

“i have to get 16 feet of air guys i’m sorry it’s not your fault”

[@arthurmcdonald7373]

My absolute favourite cast. Loving the way the neon gaming chairs pop against old glory there. Sick moves dawgs.

[@anthonyvarela7708]

Not really

[@Usergx-3047]

So sick

[@Henry-kv7zl]

@@anthonyvarela7708 gawk gawk it's the sound of your mom

[@Shinigami920]

Matt looks like a young dad living in the 90s

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

We all are

[@T_D_B_]

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[@Shinigami920]

@@T_D_B_ it's whatever you want it to be

[@LordConstrobuz]

matt is tommys dad from Rugrats

[@willneverreadreplies]

@@T_D_B_sensitive

[@spetruzify]

rogies had a good run but all empires fall

[@acar3615]

Well you get a little sick of interviews turning into "hey, isn't it great to be a comic? I'm so glad I don't work in an office like a regular dummy." Tom Papa isn't funny enough to listen to that while I'm fighting a fucking learjet trying to put it back together.

[@russianbot3002]

Yah talking about natives is a shot at Joe.

[@dylanmccoy6029]

A Carson yeah but don’t you wanna hear everyone’s opinion on “when the clubs are gonna open back up?”

[@BiCuriousGeorge1]

A Carson he bakes!! Wild!

[@saucenflow]

lol Eric Weinstein said so

[@westinian3144]

25:20 Shane calling Tim Walz a dork in 2020😭 he was years ahead of us

[@zackb99]

Shat Digital in full effect right now! SODTAOE.

[@littlevillagebigworld]

Had to come back for some of the classic these guys are BIG TIME DAWGS NOW

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

It’s funny how much I love two people I’ve never met. Apparently the key to my heart is history lessons, gay jokes, and openly joking about having a small to average penis.

[@LateNightRewrites]

Interesting history, solid bro downs, and middle school humor.

[@petesorensenguitar]

Hearing either Matt or Shane say "teenis" fucks me up every time.

[@tomw4918]

this rules. studio rules.

[@HyghTemplar]

You rule, this Podcast Fucking Rules. Woooooohoooooooo smd

[@lewis6590]

new studio keeps the basement vibes going

[@gabrielhesselmann1573]

Hygh Templar jj

[@johnsun2039]

@@HyghTemplar I have to say I'm

[@GarfieldLasagna7]

1 year later you still fucking rule DAWGZ Just got covid and took a hot bath. Boiled it right out of me

[@Unclemikesshadycorner]

from making fun of bike cops to playing one in a netflix series, the shaman has come so far

[@kyanrinel5898]

That’s the joke?

[@fabfarm3729]

Damn the podcast has ascended 👏

[@todd.howard]

Pretty baller move to go from episode 184 to 300

[@thewind6047]

The lost sodes

[@anthonyvarela7708]

Yea Isaac Einstein they lost sodes

[@NotAfraid280]

Yeah did they just skip to 300 or are there lost episodes?

[@theboysllc3174]

@@NotAfraid280 fret not young one for our savior radio dawgz has all of the old test

[@NotAfraid280]

@@theboysllc3174 praise allah!

[@STINKY-74-FRESH]

As soon as they mention Lemer the audio fucks up 😂

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I have to say, Gardini adds so much to this 'cast. Lemorp worked on the best thing going today, and he put as little effort into his job as possible. Long live the Gard Dawg

[@TheAdamfee]

Racist

[@S1ipLikeFreudian]

Hey Superstar

[@islifeacomedy3861]

Are you his gay lover

[@newgamer85]

Love the dollar store Rogan studio it's awesome.

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

The pirates map is a nice touch

[@alsowhite8421]

Studio is looking siiiick, can't wait for a billy spud cast with the dawgs

[@theramplocal]

Shotout gay Billy 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

I’m pretty sure Matt is naturally the funniest mother Fer to ever walk this earth

[@JollyCarver83]

Going thru your backlog of episodes I had missed was such a great idea! You guys are definitely hilarious and I’m eagerly awaiting the next MSSP and Stoner Dadz!

[@ericxemerson]

Lamarie you’re fired dude...... ominous foreshadowing

[@byloyuripka9624]

is it firing if theyre an unpaid intern 🤔

[@johnnydelrome]

Lol

[@NotAfraid280]

Lol and now Matt just hired him again as a producer. And he immediately gets pulled over for driving high while taking Matt to Shane’s house 😂

[@johnnydelrome]

@@NotAfraid280 lmao!!

[@alang4190]

@@NotAfraid280 and he told the cop he smoked weed at 5am that day, which wasnt true

[@CloveCoast]

For some reason I like that they switched to the one-camera format

[@Trebleblues]

I have only just discovered shane and and in turn, have discovered this podcast. I can't get enough they are both funny.

[@F80mthree]

Welcome dawg. Glad to have you.

[@tylerwinkler8590]

Im jealous of how much content you have to watch for the first time

[@Tropyy]

blessed be the dawgs

[@marycallahan2334]

Great podcast! The time stamps are awesome.

[@kevyncomstock9387]

That salt rock made me think both of you have had a knee up in y’alls chairs every time. Love y’all.

[@jeremycorse8967]

Something about you seems redneck

[@Jvsxn]

My all time favorite episode of any podcast

[@wyattstarkman]

*Shane stares into lens” Matt: woooow u addressing the nation?

[@Johnny1.0]

Fawk yeah! I want to run in and spike that salt lamp for no apparent reason other than excitment for the podcast. Lol

[@chippysmittens7788]

Shane’s nod at Matt’s rinse off comment 5:37 lol

[@willsmith798]

Matt's paint stained shirt is a nice touch to start out the first studio cast

[@FarmersMelon]

Id rather be.... Crumming?

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

Paint stained shirt set against the backdrop of an incredibly wrinkled American flag.

[@matthewclose5046]

Paint shirt. Eating boogers. Salt of the earth.

[@youkickmydog24]

Pure Americana

[@pwfortner]

Pure Garbagio

[@scottt5181]

55:58 Damn they must’ve said something super outrageous if it got cut 🤣

[@alextownsend9260]

Lol I caught that then reminded me of the comments and I said wait did he say about 55 mins ?

[@recondolaidy-slayer8468]

Probably something against the law.

[@JerryGerry513]

It had to black people smoke alarm jokes

[@fillipshtalenkov8763]

Shane looks like he eats a booger now and then

[@joshpoole67]

Snow boogs

[@William2Firearms]

Idk what episode but he definitely admits to the occasional boog.. I was flabbergasted but you know what they say, big dawg gotta eat.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

He do, he do

[@jcthivierge6623]

@@William2Firearms it was killtony i think

[@jarnold1789]

@@William2Firearms C’mon man, who hasn’t

[@salathielcalas]

“Make sure to keep that mike about a fist from your face”

[@4raxx20]

Saint Rogies still on the loose

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

"I been taking these one supplements lately..humm..can't think of the name..(obvious pause for plug) onnit..that's right, ya they've changed my life" ..ugghh..gives me douche chills everytime

[@Shireman1997]

“I didn’t know how to iron a flag. Do you know a local flagsmith?” 😂😂

[@mr.bidnessman2469]

Trump had a genuine laugh at one of his rallies early on when someone blurted out “It was Hillary!” to him responding “was that a dawg?”.

[@BookerT69]

Gah damn mang Trump the goat

[@thebriman76]

One episode: Lemaire > Redban

[@headfullofacid8088]

Redban has garbage audio and an obvious substance abuse problem.

[@NunzioBustacucci]

Easy fellas lol

[@QuentinH-o9x]

lol

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

the lint in my pocket > Redban

[@thomasmitchell4128]

@@headfullofacid8088 He appeared to me like an undercover pedophile. Redband, I mean.

[@EnyawEcyrb]

I forgot how bad Lemoir was at his job it’s hilarious

[@wily4422]

Damn jock'n Roge's style with the skull, flag and salt lamp.

[@dylanmccoy6029]

Damn I totally missed that’s what they were doin haha.

[@danhalen2990]

Its so fuckin good

[@T_D_B_]

They do it better

[@Max-zr7hr]

The gamer chairs really tie this set together

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Its great that the boys are back together... made it 10x funnier

[@EZ-123]

We need a Lamaire cam. Let's see them crocodile paws.

[@EZ-123]

@J F Have you seen him on cam? The lil fella just makes you want to smile. OK, may be take him off the board.

[@stupidflightlessbird]

Should change his name to Black Jamie.

[@ednakrabapoly]

you boys need to bring in a bae to do some ironing

[@T_D_B_]

True true

[@S1ipLikeFreudian]

Chick work

[@jonwattles6175]

I’m now seeing how much party time has changed Shane over the last 4 years he looks healthy here

[@jeffsalzman9940]

Hot Cast bro! Love how the giant flag is all wrinkly like it spent some time balled up in a trunk as if it was stolen from the Philly statehouse.....

[@BigDome1]

Glad to see Matt dressed up for the occasion.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Epic cast. Matt is legendary.

[@derrickdooms826]

Sound hound dawg quickly becoming a videophile

[@tripppugh7836]

How many more episodes before they decide to actively pursue that treasure map?

[@anthonyvarela7708]

Prolly none if their smart.

[@JeatBunkie]

@@anthonyvarela7708”if their smart” hah

[@nimmha6708]

🤣🤣🤣@@JeatBunkie

[@William2Firearms]

​@@JeatBunkiegot his ass dawg

[@MikeyCoinSnatch]

Just re ripped thru the old test. What a blessing.

[@B3FMandCProductions]

Matt talking about bike cops in this episode was a perfect foreshadow of his appearance in "Tires." Outstanding

[@swampenjoyer]

probably best pod out there by a mile

[@hellbenttrent]

Farmers eating bugs is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@buckets_of_lead]

The dawgs have reconvened in the war room. Let's fuckin go

[@LateNightRewrites]

The ancient Symposium of the dawgs

[@MrJol420]

What a studio. Cant believe these guys destroyed Corona. Real heroes right here

[@Ben-b9h1f]

These are super relevant in any time period. I’m kinda feeling mostly post colonial, however not a fan of pre, but I live in Florida (Saltlife) so it’s ever present and sad. You guys actually are making things better. I hope if you guys are not willing to become politicians, maybe one of the wedge community who I am apart of, will run for comptroller of some bs. We all love you guys, and I’m older and super crunchy and think you guys are the real answer 🧙🏻‍♂️

[@awakenthewoke1091]

Shane imitating the billionaire from Thailand 😂😂😂

[@rakim126]

The beginning of an elite era

[@mikegenemusic]

Watching in 2024. Funny to hear them talking about the pandemic/political topics at the time.

[@wolfgangcho9236]

Doing my part and commenting for the dawgz

[@turnipkupo7263]

the thumbnail is wonderful

[@michaeljoseph2827]

I enjoyed the podcast very much.

[@jesseemmett22]

Hellz yea. Dudes rock 2020!

[@William2Firearms]

Also, I'm gay.

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Dawgz runnin wild in the new studio

[@jamiepalmer5691]

This was their Nirvana Nevermind studio

[@davidcagle920]

The blue paint, blood, and white paint is wild

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

One of my favorite episodes

[@joshnolan6660]

On behalf of the WJA (world Josh association ) we appreciate the shoutout lol tha boys are grateful.

[@tonyguirguis7334]

1:29:40 “Huh, No one laughed” I’m crying😭😭😭😭😭

[@jeffreyleblanc5676]

So fun listening to this again on December 5th. Stay safe Dawgs

[@balcrady5110]

Extremely primordial ep

[@rakim126]

The birth of the early studiozoic era

[@boeeats4889]

Matt literally opened the episode saying "we're in this dude and beat covid"

[@justjoe233]

matts guitar making another appearance

[@Addhandletokontinue]

Fuckin high spirits, dude. Key of g minor. 432hz. See it on the insignia. Rainbow moon stone, with the exact ripple that 432 makes on water or sand.

[@benton31488]

OR

[@outgoingpranks8079]

Listening to this at 7am in my AND1 shorts…

[@YUNGFLEXER]

Why are and1 shorts funny again lol

[@caulinwilson3620]

​@@YUNGFLEXER the preferred bottoms of heroin addicts along the east coats. Along with South pole lol.

[@grantmorgan7474]

Have you had your heroin yet?

[@rakim126]

Long cuts

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

Were you making ‘em at night again?

[@1ND1V1DUAL1ST]

Hell yeah, Love the new studio.

[@MOW262]

54:17 Had an emergency teenis moment last night while drunk af trying to help my wife at like 2 am. COULD not stop laughing hahahahaha she slept downstairs out of anger and all.

[@thasco]

My new fav podcast.. thanks boys.

[@Chamomileable]

"The whole squad ran deep on 'Hontas"

[@Murrman117]

"Weapons most ominous" sounds like a show on spike TV In 2004

[@mypawsoflove]

The Fart Knocking sister's is the effing funniest!

[@jacobpalkin5079]

Golden era

[@AllorNothingLA]

Anguanquin comedy is elite.......asking strangers to say wild shit in your language and bitting off a finger is classic 😂

[@sage1682]

Awesome podcast, in the Apache days, wealth was determined by how many horses you have as well as loot you've aquired on your successful raids and warpaths

[@T_D_B_]

So a front yard full of cars?

[@JeatBunkie]

@@T_D_B_fucking yes

[@GriffinSinclair]

When lads get fly, it’s nothing but cowboy gear

[@jasonkemppainen4731]

Lamaire and his mic lol Love ‘em, but no wonder he had to bounce 😂

[@30YearOldBunta]

That clip of Trump at the rally and some dog makes a loud yelping bark and he stops and says "what was that?" and some guy yells "it's Hillary" he legitimately burst out laughing.

[@Johnny1.0]

Oh shit the Action Park alpine slides! It was nicknamed Traction Park because no one escaped injury. They even had a tiki bar that at 16 years old I got served at multiple times. In their defense I was 6 ft 200 lbs in 8th grade and could pass for 21 as long as I kept my mouth shut. Lol. They had cliff diving and had these Indy style gokarts. My uncle tipped us off to bring mini vise grips to lower the bolt under the gas pedals that kept them slight under dangerous speeds. They finally hit a point where no Insurance Company would underwrite or bond them and the State alone wanted millions in Bonds just to open the gates lol. Last trip in the early 90's out of the 5 guys that rode together in the same vehicle we had 1 sprained ankle , 3 broken fingers a 3 inch gash from stepping on a peice of glass between water rides, worst was my boy with broken collar, concussion and road rash from coming into a turn too hot on the alpine slide. We finally were banned from Park on our last day an hour after getting there for tipping over an opposing teams army from ramming them after my gunner ran out of tennis balls. My boys for payback came up with a plan to both stop like nothing was working so they could light up the attendant when he walked out to help and apparantly it was epic. I was in the security office at the time giving them bogus info and heard the aftermath on the radio. It was a crazy teenage boys dream. Better than any day on Spring Break in Cancun even! The older security guard who was a retired trooper was pissing his pants walking us to our car and said you boys are like the theme park version of Libyan Terrorists to these dumbies please dont come back for the rest of the season or they will arrest you for trespassing. Try again next season when its different people maybe. The fact that 3 of us were obviously served their underage and served while obviously already intoxicated was the only reason they didnt have us locked up in hindsight.

[@CW_Visuals]

They got off to clean admitting they eat boogers 💀 😭😂

[@sergiorendon11]

Fuck yes! I’m excited about the new studio. The producer killed it

[@EJW988]

47:47 LeMaire was definitely awake 😂😂

[@WTFIsThisGuyDoing233]

lmao the paint on Matts shirt

[@vincepalaa]

Definitely toss an iron on Old Glory.

[@andrewwiest4685]

Thing's been in a sock drawer for about 12 years by the looks of it 😅

[@T_D_B_]

At least hang it in the bathroom for a steamy shower or two

[@justinlee5958]

This rules dude. For the algorithm dawgs

[@Scott-Tim]

Woooooooo!!!!!!!! Look at the new digs!!!!

[@sethdaniel4034]

Shane wanted Matt to say ape hangers so bad 🤣

[@gardencowbell4100]

Theres a clip of trump laughing when a dog barks at a speech and someone in the crowd says “its hillary”

[@Drewler224]

I'm pretty sure they still have an Alpine Slide at Purgatory in Durango, CO.