Matteo Lane Gives Advice With Nimesh Patel

[@woutert114]

Somewhere in the world, Nick was rolling his eyes instinctively as Matteo was singing happy birthday

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

7:38 the way she said “yeah…” my condolences girl 🫠

[@scifigrl23]

27 is old enough to know the answer to her own question lol

[@ivylamitina9597]

his “yeah right!” was so relatable for anyone with a musical friend. i feel your pain man

[@ryansreaction]

I’ve watched too much Matteo content lately. **resumes watching this**

[@KyGreenGirl]

To the point of internal voice sounding like Matteo.. Yes and yeah..

[@austinriffelmacher3581]

Like a good Italian, he’s keeping us fed

[@dragonsouppodcast]

No such thing

[@bilhamcobbly2957]

Need more Mateo

[@MarilynJ.]

Same 😂

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Nimesh is rocking the Sam Morril meerkat pose

[@Ahn-mu3db]

Lmaoo well Sam actually broke some his spine that's why he's so stiff lol

[@courtneylila8383]

I NEEEEEEED to see you and Josh Johnson give advice

[@ZahJen]

That's a crossover I never knew I needed

[@lawofassumptiongoddess]

Omg. I didnt know I need that too😂

[@shiraz9986]

I don’t think Josh is the type of person who’d like to be meddling in actual persons’ lives. He and Mateo are my favourites, and I can picture them doing a roasting video or some material together, but giving personal advice is not Josh’s table I think. He is more like a general mental health instructor and educator😊

[@jeiwaru]

o lord. ain't even started the video yet and im _ready_ for the shenanigans

[@jeanluccouture9088]

5:45 I love how he CHRISTINAFIES every song he sings

[@sladen3884]

Ok, Matteo, real talk : you and Nimesh need to either do your own version of Love Line, or some form of Afternoon Drive radio show. Just a wonderful pairing of differing - yet - complimentary styles. He's the perfect change of pace on these advice bits. You can drag out a tiny offering into a full bit.. and he can summarize chaos in front of him in a single line. It's truly magic, thank you for sharing!

[@SK1MD]

Nothing better than two of my three favorite comedians together on stage❤

[@karaz8280]

WHAT!? I figure out what they're looking for on the *second* date. I'm not in the business of wasting anyone's time, especially mine. They don't need to know about me by the second date but they should already know what they want (casual or serious) in general. And if they're still "figuring it out", that's fine, everyone has their own timeline in life, they'll just be "figuring it out" away from me.

[@scifigrl23]

It's because all they have been doing is smashing. Everything's figured out. She just caught feelings and doesn't know how to tell him.

[@youvelookedbetter]

You're 100% correct. Don't let people waste your time.

[@minnie9140]

“He’s just a boy and a bad texter” - about a 32 year old man .. We rly lost the plot as the modern women smh

[@federicopedroni3647]

32 is YOUNG

[@brennam954]

@@federicopedroni3647 The point is he is too old to be acting so immature. He just a F boy.

[@DKF_oli]

I still feel like I don’t understand what she meant by “Meg, with a G”.

[@craffte]

same, that unfortunately is going to bother me for way too long.

[@mirakodou]

Maybe she meant it's not "mac" :D?

[@EP-sv2ur]

she was referring to the long version of her name: meGan, not meGHan

[@mz807]

white women.

[@MimiJaneBee]

I took it as she thought he misheard what she had said and so "Meg with a G" would be like saying "Pam with a P, not Sam with an S" but also I can't think of a name that sounds like Meg and ends with another letter so 🤷‍♂️

[@iralia333]

I love these advice bits.

[@TipseyToes]

Matteo lied. He grew up in the black church with that harmony. 😂💜 I see you, my brotha!

[@birdcoltrane1281]

Yall two should go on the road and do these. So great to get many views of an idea.

[@Userhandle7384]

Love this collab!!!!

[@nila3922]

MY TWO FAVORITES COMEDIANS! IM SO HAPPYYYYY

[@mar25947]

Same 😊❤

[@7ab3tha]

Disrespectfully, Nimesh could get it. 🤪

[@ericdwhitmorec]

... repeatedly

[@TheTonyspik]

Yeses. The way he talk, yaaa Mr Patel ... dick me down

[@Cuddlebear6285]

Yeah, he's really cute

[@CFDavid847]

He’s hot!!!

[@iggysixx]

Happy to see that Mariah Carey has come out of the closet as a half Italian, half Latino, iconic, gay, fully mustached young man. It's nice when people get to show the world their true self, I think.

[@enzomthethwa5861]

The Collab I never knew I needed.

[@TMish73829]

Excellent pairing. Loved this one

[@MrBigtomtom06]

1st "question" the theme of this party is how people come up missing.

[@_NewtonMeter]

The duo we didn't know we needed

[@captainteeko4579]

Ayyyy I love nimesh!!! I didn’t realize how much I’d love both of these ppl together on stage!!! Now bring up Gianmarco 😂

[@Anona_Meows]

Ha, Yeaaah Riiiight. I'd say that following Matteo singing as well 😂 I bet he's that guy who wants to go to karaoke and then you find out he sings like that.

[@TheBadsteve]

Audience was embalmed.

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

RIGHT ✅️

[@ohboilien]

For real

[@shivonneharris5109]

Totally

[@nkm11tbm]

Need more nimesh and Matteo content

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

I don't think they are supposed to hangout with the stranger they brought to the party. I think it was a way of filling out "the list" without officially calling it a Single's Mixer. 😂😂

[@isso84]

I need Nimesh to read me the phone book

[@troykm]

Ok how far in advance are these filmed? I'm starting to date them based on Matteos hair and second tattoo. 😂😂

[@phthisis]

"There's no such thing as a bad texter." I completely disagree. My aunt will frequently leave 5-word texts where I will literally spend 5 minutes re-arranging letters to make new words, staring at a keyboard to see what letters could have been mashed, and looking over my thesaurus in order to translate what she have said. Sometimes she'll complain I never responded to a text she sent to someone else, or a text that is on her phone waiting for her to hit "send."

[@Neelinmact]

sounds like she is Playing with you ,, 😅

[@neoncricket3761]

Love Matteo's hair

[@colmcollins7993]

I'm straight and would be at any Matteo event I could get to!

[@sushienjoyer]

really love these

[@DarthKitsune]

The ways in which I would allow Nimesh Patel to ruin my life....💝

[@Jizzzor]

HES-‘S A BAD TEXTEER 😂😂

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

alfonso is an audio clout chaser😂

[@mahumike7531]

2 my faves!

[@jazminbowen03]

His voice is everything!! Lol

[@moniqueflasch5168]

Oh, fun! Pair up again!

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

nimesh is so fineee

[@barkingbunny2928]

Was this an early show? Audience seemed like a roomful of pithed frogs.

[@Kim-dk9nk]

😂😂😂😂

[@femilyrpy]

Please know I got a Michael’s ad on this one

[@Drnaynay]

Very funny!! Those who know, will know.

[@purpurr707]

I miss the first few advice specials where there were actual funny advice xD. Some of the new ones just feels like roasts to the questions (which some deserve LOL. Unhinged).

[@PersonWithStupid37]

The magic is stale at this point

[@jeiwaru]

lol dang y'all, have some patience. Don't give up yet. It's really hard to play off the crowd and have hilarious come backs. Not every episode is gonna be perfect.

[@craffte]

I get it but "Meg with a G" needs a roast lol, I'm here for it.

[@fae7592]

hii i am eating pretzel sticks and drinking water. i love this advice show

[@ryansreaction]

Try to switch to carrot sticks or celery sticks to avoid the carbs and sodium

[@plunksong]

i’m eating an arepa and drinking a beer

[@NateWilliams-dn7nf]

you should 100% ask in the beginning what someone is looking for. It's how you establish boundaries within a relationship. It'll help you both manage expectations and act accordingly.

[@Jizzzor]

Brilliant team

[@rainbowpuppet77]

It really sucks that it was such a dull crown because I was laughing so hard like idk I just feel like why go to a comedy show if you're not in the mood to laugh at stuff😅😂😂

[@SecretAsianMan2222]

Happy birthday to Geg

[@birgitpost3675]

I want to come to NYC 100% to come to one of these live.

[@dakotac180]

Nimesh is cute asf. Matteo has attractive comedy friends.

[@CFDavid847]

Nimesh is sexy

[@stevopowell]

😂 This was great.

[@patriciatapia1710]

my favorite boys in NYC

[@SpareMom]

Sounds like she’s been invited to a cult discussion. Don’t go, girl!

[@lorisiccia5914]

yup pyramid scheme if you sign up and your three friends and your friends then each sign up 3 friends...soon you can be a millionaire . here we even have refreshments grape or verry cherry? either that or its some party to get to know strangeers outside of their friends circle.... ladies dont drink anything at this party.

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Or an Amway recruiting session

[@petertortora6016]

Nimesh deserves more love

[@Sugarskulls_forever]

Nimesh is funny af!!

[@MilesToGoGo]

Ok we get it Mateo, you can sing

[@montanasuede]

Technically, yes he can carry a tune and has good vibrato BUT I really don’t like the sound of his singing voice although I like his comedic bits a lot and even bought tickets to his upcoming show in my area. But really a microphone in hand doesn’t mean it needs to be sung into Every. Time. It’s. Picked. Up.

[@ericdwhitmorec]

​@@montanasuedeactually Matteo can really sing, but this was not that

[@sufyanlowel4631]

like you first met him? we all know Mateo CAN SING, not just can sing. can sing is about your roommate in the shower.

[@MilesToGoGo]

@@montanasuede yeah I should’ve put an “🙄” emoji cuz I was kinda being a hater lol he does have a beautiful voice but I hate how much time he wastes singing in videos like this and in his and Nicks podcast like it’s only a 15 minute episode stop fucking singing every three seconds. It just feels so show off-y as if he needs to constantly remind us he’s good at singing idk it just irks me. Still love him tho

[@BlanBonco]

He's trying to get picked up by Disney as a sassy parrot stop hating

[@H3H3HEE]

I need Matteo to come fix my life

[@storyspinner3080]

Amazing voice, Matteo.

[@simon_969]

Meg with a g is so good lol

[@briargray2355]

"Meg with a geeeeeeee" xDDD

[@The_Muted93]

2 of the only 3 comedians I really bother to follow, this is fantastic.

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

it's like eliot with 2 Ts😂

[@P.Funk22]

🗣️ SANG MATTEO!

[@rydbthatsme]

No such thing as a bad texter! Period!

[@OldMansEyes]

I love Matteo and Nimesh. ❤

[@amysisi]

Omggggggg this is a dream come true!

[@ericdwhitmorec]

Come on Matteo Aguilera

[@Shinyflubba]

Ya'll should collab more

[@lisagoldring1970]

Never clicked on a video faster! 🎉❤

[@ivylamitina9597]

mateo is multitalented! he can sing, he can joke… he’s gay.

[@glass0fwin]

Nimesh is hilarious!!

[@shiehronfreeman3200]

I want him on cameo so bad

[@daisylopez-rx1yh]

Where can i find his Dodgers shirt!??

[@cyvan9759]

The two have slightly more chemistry than water and oil

[@CordsandHearts]

Yeah looked like one of them would rather be doing something else

[@TiniStar]

ok thought so, I didn't know if i was being a hater

[@hounoki]

Agreed. Matteo is actually a sweet person who wants to see people happy, while Nimesh seems to have the morals of an alley cat

[@stumpali]

Nimesh wore his 'i'm a red flag' shirt

[@danielfcody]

Wonder twin powers activate ❤

[@Ms1Peeps]

He’s in jail LOL

[@TheVid54]

They needed to give complementary poppers at the door - especially to the straight folks in the audience.

[@alnibodycare]

The “bad texter” is talking to his ex or someone else

[@groush]

Why aren’t you on television? You’re great!

[@LikanMX]

I just can tell that the guy with good credit is a pain in the a…

[@lorrainescandia6267]

❤️🤣🤣🤣👍👏

[@Mil-Rose]

YAYYYYYYY.

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

SING IT OUT MATTEO 😊

[@ohboilien]

What’s with the crowd, are they on sedatives??

[@izi5150]

Those girls were just... “He’s a bad texter…” WTH… “It’s Meg with a G…” WTH…

[@donnalthood3102]

Mimesh might be funnier if he was not drunk...who knows!

[@niina9777]

Might be straight panic. That's the vibe I got. But who knows...

[@RP-wz9xb]

Nimesh has a sexy voice.

[@mommabear3085]

"How the fuhh did you find a stanger" Me: *walking outside* "Is there anybody out there?" Randos show up...I live ina town where people walk and bike everywhere... i did my job. People showed up. ((Also me, im 34... i dont have time for any of this)).. shiiii Omg his honesty with how guys commonly think is so on point. I will just keep clapping these cheeks. Sheesh. For free.. no he didnt say that hut my brain added it.

[@Ophelia_Pain]

I LOVE NIMESH!!

[@mikenelson1624]

🤣✨

[@thesingingtown]

Nimesh!!! 😍❤️

[@ajeykul]

Matteo can sing G 😅

[@ekdaufin1485]

Matteo is funnier alone.

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

TOO OLD... LOVE IT. ALL STRAIGHT guy's are bad texters...

[@Abstract852]

Nah, bad texters is just a way of making an excuse for not prioritizing and just generally not willing to admit to yourself the guy just doesn't care or think that much of you.

[@DavidMathews1990]

Nimesh is so funny.

[@infamousElle]

Yes you can be a bad texter! But then, they are probably a bad writer in general (with a need to improve!)

[@KneeDeep2231]

That wasn’t funny at all with peace and love