Matteo Lane Roasts Crazy Reality Show (Parental Control)

[@ryan6373]

There's an episode of Parental Control that's an all gay episode. The parents can't stand their son's hot boyfriend with a bad boy (messy) persona. The best part is that at the end, the son decides to break up with his boyfriend and he choses the hottest gay contestant for a date - only for that guy to immediately say "thanks, but I'm really into your ex-boyfriend", and then begins making out with the guy's ex in front of him and his parents before they leave together... it is the BEST episode and an complete and utter mess! You have to react to it.

[@valrie1650]

I would be down if Matteo reacted to all the greatest hits episodes of parental control

[@carloscastanoangulo3702]

Yes please Matteoooo react to this one!

[@Ray_Vun]

leave it to the gays to get on a messy reality show and make it even messier

[@77noodles77]

YESSZSSSSSSSSSSS

[@justincase5002]

Yeah, for that to happen you could have tried to leave at least *some* plot twists unrevealed.

[@benjamincapoen1122]

sarah lost one straight guy, but won thousands of gay ones. Also, writing all of her combacks into my notes app, their gold!

[@antoniospappas2575]

I am 80% sure that "Kirk" has been on BSB.

[@jonellstrom6304]

« …take a dirt nap, gramps » lol

[@badmannnnnn]

Sarah might have had a script but her timing was great.

[@Cellardoor_]

Definitely scripted but it's still great lol

[@BouillaBased]

All those reality shows from the 2000s were fake as hell. Couldn't have been more obviously scripted if you caught a glimpse of a cue card in a mirror. But man, could the writers come up with some one-liners that kept it entertaining.

[@addisonsani1552]

Absolutely Reality TV scared writers for a minute around 2002 and then cringey scripted reality ended up being awesomely unhinged

[@PoppyCorn144]

She’s better than most of the teen actors out there right now - if I knew her surname I’d be tempted to check out her IMDb page.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

I was going to say, I don’t know a teen that funny😅. Otherwise, I’d think she should be a comedian or the only person allowed to do roasts now

[@katewoods4833]

Sarah being pitched as the problem, while there are MULTIPLE shots of him lying on a fully made up bed with his SHOES ON is really something.

[@mrfashionguy1]

Also just instantly cheating. Whoever wrote this knew what they were doing

[@Greg-bh4jp]

Outside shoes inside the home: Jail Shoes ON THE BED: “DE💀TH to all of them”

[@PokhrajRoy.]

These 2000s shows and Matteo’s reactions. It’s the closest thing to Sunday Mass for us 😂

[@shabladooo]

preach

[@TimTakesNotes]

Amen

[@cassandrashelton3690]

🙏🏻

[@Inflatable__Elvis]

Hahahahaa🤣

[@medusa3439]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@dillona1001]

Whatever Sarah is up to today I know she's successful, she's a friggin *_STAR._* Her delivery is *astounding.*

[@knoxds9732]

Sarah got me TOGETHER with the wet food and dry food comment. She had an ear piece in for sure

[@CalamityCannon]

I know that these shows are fake and scripted, but I still thought _maybe_ Sarah was quippy enough and just given a good edit. Until THAT LINE - I completely lost it 💀 Too funny to be off the cuff

[@joshuaeames1813]

I was DEAD. Going to save that one for sure.

[@erikad0511]

That actually made me laugh

[@knoxds9732]

@@chicagoblt ok miss bloop

[@LavenderLinguist]

Best line of the episode, spat my coffee out

[@leofreaking]

Matteo sitting on the couch cackling at Saras burns like feisty aunt is all I need in life

[@crloscee]

"beauty is in the eye of the beholder my dear" "....clearly..." SARAH FOR PRESIDENT

[@MzJenAtailia]

Your mustache doesn't make you look Macho... absolutely sent me😂. This woman is a national treasure

[@heybagley]

Wait, was her comment NOT directed to the Mom?

[@Purpaderps]

We HAVE to find Sarah!! She'd be a fun interview!

[@LatinaChef1986]

Yes! We need to find her!

[@Matt_Curlew]

That was probably not her name. Its obivously staged with cheap actors..

[@AddamBarnett]

Agreed get Sarah on your podcast or something. Even if it was scripted or fake she can deliver a joke

[@TaylorMMontgomery]

I bet it was so hard for Sarah and the parents to keep it together, you know they were DYING between takes 😆😆😆

[@drewroddy]

the wet food and dry food comeback was WILD LMAOOOO

[@doctorx3266]

AGREEEEEEEE

[@alblin]

I feel dense. I didn't get the joke at all xD

[@doctorx3266]

@@alblin she is comparing the mom to a dog or other animal, like mixing kibble with canned pet food.

[@johnnythewicked]

That was the best zing for sure

[@CooksFSH]

That was the best! Had me dying jajajajajaja

[@traphousemartyr9383]

The best episode ever of this show is when this girl doesnt get picked by her boyfriend, says I'm pregnant leaves and laughs at the end to the camera crew about not being pregnant and how she ruined his day. XD

[@Hannah_Klttn]

Omg that's so evil and messy I LOVE IT 😂😂

[@traphousemartyr9383]

@@Hannah_Klttn the most evil part was she was baby obsessed and that why the parents wanted him to leave her, and he ended up losing the girl her chose cus she was like nope and got slapped in the back of his head by his daddy xD

[@Hannah_Klttn]

@@traphousemartyr9383 oh boy, I know it's scripted but I'm getting a justice b0 ner just from hearing that kind of stuff 😂😂 I need that episode!!

[@RatSawGod]

It's obvious that none of these people actually knew each other before taping of this episode began.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Parents would have to be pretty f$&ked up to do something like that. Or encourage such douchebaggery. Plus, I could never imagine a teen girl speaking like that to anyone’s parents but their own. And no parent is that interested in their kid’s dating life

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@JDMimeTHEFIRSTthey’re interested when they don’t like them

[@Heysquirrelfriend]

SARAH!!!! Where are you???? Someone find her. She is who everyone needs as a bestie! OMG her humor is just what I needed today.

[@Matt_Curlew]

You know it was all scripted, right?

[@Heysquirrelfriend]

@@Matt_Curlew 🤷oh well. Still funny

[@davidhardy4419]

You forgot the whole section where they interview the girls to pick for their son. It was so trash! lolololol

[@LeveldUp11]

Right! It was almost like they tried to recreate the American idol audition scenes.

[@TheDJG3MiNi]

I gay gasped at least 12 times during this episode, CRYING laughing at this

[@peterscudese]

Room Raiders…, Date My Mom… My super Sweet Sixteen… Parental Control… Bully Beatdown

[@wellhi2430]

Oh you're really onto something.

[@LeveldUp11]

Stop you're unlocking the core cringe memories from my angsty teen era!!! Edit: I'm having war flashbacks of "True Life: I want to be Rapper"

[@peterscudese]

Room Raiders was so cringe! But def need more NEXT eps!

[@cassandrashelton3690]

@@LeveldUp11The level of cringe cannot be measured😬

[@tonymontana5651]

My childhood

[@J_Kosmic]

9:57 "Maybe you could borrow your wife's" The scream I screamt! 😭

[@stacyfiguracion3638]

ROOM RAIDERS!!! They would kidnap three people from their homes, then let their potential date rummage through their room and even gave them a black light and other spy tools to examine the room. Then they chose one person to go on a date with!! 😂 Unhiiiinged.

[@porcelainfigures]

YESSS YESS! You just brought me back !

[@GVVed]

Memory unlocked! Wowwwww.

[@davejohnson2235]

Thanks for suggesting! He did a room raiders episode 😂

[@korina-ellap3867]

Zac efron was on this too 😭😭

[@davejohnson2235]

@korina-ellap3867 no shit? That's wild

[@Studycase3000]

"Like when dad mixes your dry food in with your wet food" Sara wins the Internet today! Matteo PLEASE find her😂

[@rapchee]

"she could be a paid actor" i would be surprised if this was not an act

[@canvasjockey4628]

Yup. Honestly, I think they were all at least reading a script, if not full on actors playing a role. Sarah has the best writers, clearly.

[@Quixotic1018]

It was definitely an act. I know a few people who were on MTV shows especially at this time.

[@TheRealityofFake]

Yeah I was thinking the people on these shows were either paid actors or wannabe actors

[@anamakesthings]

ALL of them are paid actors :)))) There is no Kirk or Sarah.

[@obliviouscandybar]

Yeah, the whole thing looked scripted.

[@paigeshelby3991]

The wet/dry food comment was so good I’m mad I didn’t think of it

[@Mechum22]

That line had me CRYING laughing!!! 🤣🤣😂😂💀💀💀

[@cmsmart13]

I’m not even halfway thru this, but obviously Sarah is the only rational person on this episode. And she got jokes! 😂😂😂

[@cweretelnyk]

Apparently, I'd blocked out the extent to which misogyny permeated EVERYTHING in the early 2000s. Jesus Christ.

[@beatdizzy]

THIS. THIS THIS.

[@cweretelnyk]

@@beatdizzy I mean, CLEARLY the WHOLE thing is completely scripted, but the fact that there was an appetite for such content says everything.

[@VelvetCondoms]

​@@cweretelnykthe human love for a trashy mess is older than television. Look at the tabloids in revolutionary France, all the gossip about Catherine The Great (if she was a modern figure, some podcast would get the horse as a guest.), and about 90% of Rome.

[@cweretelnyk]

@@VelvetCondoms All very true. The tone, however, felt much different, hateful, and literally misogynistic than the 'trashy messes' we want/find normal these days.

[@RobinTheBot]

Yup. And we wonder why men from this era are so bad now... Oops.

[@joshc9916]

This is premium content. The show is unhinged and I'm pretty sure a team of writers scripted most of it but I don't care 😂

[@kaylaa5699]

I'm sure it's 100% scripted lol

[@goribore]

Sarah killed me and then I died harder when Matteo's laugh started beatboxing at 14:35

[@nickvaldez2500]

Had a beat to it

[@EmmyBcourt]

Thank you so much for this 😂

[@amandamarinovich6164]

Those parents! Ugh! Sarah has a shoe collection so she is a witch? And they high five over their son objectifying a girl on camera? Justice for Sarah

[@Scrugglebus]

Matteo’s chuckles at anything Sarah said gives me life 😂😂😂😂

[@shawnchavez1209]

How cool if Sarah saw this and gave you an update on post parental control! 😂 we need it. And maybe if she found out how his life went after parental control 😂❤❤❤ seriously we need this

[@knoxds9732]

A 2 part series where it’s the reaction then the interview with who was on the episode. However you will probably need a spirit board to talk to Kurt’s parents

[@shawnchavez1209]

@@knoxds9732 or asked Sarah if she found how Kurt’s life went after their parental control break up

[@johnshoemakerpbc]

@@knoxds9732that would be amazing.

[@joeleelozano7913]

R u from Stockton CA just wondering if we r related 😊

[@VelvetCondoms]

​@@knoxds9732Let's see if Parker Bros. will sponsor the show's Ouija board.

[@bluekryptonite1121]

2:25 is basically the Schitt’s Creek town sign 😂🤣

[@reversalwizrd7651]

WE NEED TO FIND SARAH TODAY!!!! Hahahahaha

[@rototomtom5922]

Please find these cast members and do a reunion episode. These are fantastic, every one of these you do brightens my week.

[@katie5920]

Room Raiders will for sure have to be on the list to do

[@Purpaderps]

I loved that show! I remember thinking I'd never want any guy to go through my room 😂

[@losanto2295]

Bro that was totally worth the 20 minutes of entertainment. Please do it again!

[@Ezrablynx]

I am in LOVE with this deep dive into trashy early oughts reality tv! We didnt know how good we had it, before reality tv show stars started running for office.

[@lstockton8468]

Sarah is coming for mom! Every bit of shade--even when it's toward dad--loops back to mom. Sarah HATES her! I love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xxkerosenexkidxx]

This show is so scripted but it's so fucking stupid and funny 🤣🤣 all of them seem like actors lol

[@NobleChevalier]

I truly hope Sarah went on to have all the success she dreamed of and is living her best life. Amazing.

[@lancewilleto7531]

Sarah needs to be grand marshal at pride!🎉😂😂

[@pastrana21]

OMG. Sarah is funny af. love the line she says @8:36 had me rollin

[@juliat.4044]

I feel old af knowing what a dirt nap is. 😂

[@CalamityCannon]

I'm younger than Matteo and have heard it plenty (not in a long time, to be fair), so don't feel old. At least not for that reason 😅

[@topogigio7031]

You're just another Zoomer desperately clinging to any kind of identity in hopes of feeling fulfilled

[@JSanime]

Sarah would have Regina George, Chanel Oberlin, Heather Chandler, and Madison Montgomery quaking. 😂😂😂

[@andreaperry908]

She is Sarah Christine Pletcher and she lives in LA. Last credit was in 2011.

[@Skyfighter070]

Is it? It doesnt quite look like her

[@ben_west]

Yeah that was the only Sarah listed on IMDB associated with the show but I don't think that's her. Also her credit is associated with another episode

[@pooramateurvideo]

@@ben_west it lists that sarah as a potential date

[@jamespaulashley-hall1152]

I can't stop laughing. This is the best thing ever. Everyone is asleep as I am watching this and I sound like some creepy clown at 3 am.

[@vinnyghouloshkia2842]

Disaster Date is another one to watch. I'd watch it every day after school

[@aaronadkisson625]

Sarah be like "You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista. You're a model. Everything about you is perfect!"

[@carlaalves9888]

We need more of Sarah 😂

[@mrsjohnson8486]

WHERE IS SARAH! YOU MADE MY WEEK GURL. I NEEDED THIS COMEDY. I HAVE TRULY LAUGHED OUT LOUD .. “ you wouldn’t know a real woman, even if you slept with one” Took me all the way out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AdrianBlueDreams]

I love how Matteo says this might be one of the weirdest… And then Date my mom came to mind hahah

[@wholeselfwellness]

8:52 Sarah was eating them UPPPP. Munch munch munch. She reads better than most.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

1:16 She’d be a mini-celebrity on Queer Twitter

[@AlexLopez-hn5ru]

That drowning joke KILLED me

[@realmccoy18]

she had a joke writer for sure.

[@Littlebigtime]

I think you're prob one of those dudes that doesn't believe women can be funny..like why would you even leave that comment?

[@jennyng2994]

​@@Littlebigtime I don't think it's because she's a girl. She may have very well came up with those jokes on her own, but the delivery of the lines by all of the characters are soo stiff.

[@noeisnothere]

​@@Littlebigtimethese shows are all scripted but we still stan Sarah regardless

[@Ylurple]

@@Littlebigtime it's scripted. she probably wasn't actually his girlfriend, and those probably weren't his parents

[@jotaropokemonfan]

doesnt matter, she delivered it wonderfully, regardless of both options.

[@carabounu]

Internet! Please internet and help us find Sara! The new gay icon for this channel

[@annmc3878]

It’s “Love it or List it” but for relationships.

[@LatinaChef1986]

😂😂😂

[@xoJennyyox]

I could binge watch this all day! Watching Matteo’s reactions are so much better then the original

[@BoatrekLive]

I woke up in a bad mood, this video made life better.

[@jlshel42]

You’re a Notre Dame fan too?

[@eyeseajujubee]

Sarah had THE comedic timing

[@allisonfarrell7968]

I remember watching these in middle school 😂 I was pretty convinced the one who was chosen was the kid’s actual boyfriend/girlfriend because I always wondered where they FOUND these people!

[@darcibennett9061]

He just thinks he's going to travel the world with this model. Loved Sarah lol. Loved Matteo's reactions to this. Need more of these 😂

[@JillyDreadful]

This is the wholesome entertainment we needed on a Sunday morning!

[@teableu]

Amen 🙏 😂

[@Eviltwin531]

I'm stuck at home, bedridden with COVID and you have no idea how badly I needed this cheering up today.

[@deathkitten109]

PLEASE go through all the weird early 2000s reality TV you can find! As a millenial I find it therapeutic lmao

[@kubolor1234]

16:00 Collective Gasp

[@kaitbarrick6571]

Room Raiders is coming. I’m dead.

[@stacyfiguracion3638]

YES!

[@s0mber_dxeam177]

WE NEED MORE VIDS LIKE THIS- I swear I haven't laughed this hard in so long

[@h.3.x]

Sarah for gay icon of this channel! LOL

[@KaleChip793]

3:24 💀😂why does she clap like that? Like her right hand is a Scary Movie “strong hand”

[@AmandaDarthMaul]

This show was buried DEEP in the recesses of my mind. Oh my God. Watching now as a married woman with children is an EXPERIENCE. Justice for Sarah!!

[@ScientificallyStupid]

Sarah dodged a bullet, those parents are a nightmare and Kirk was NO prize, he gave me early oughts fuckboy energy. I hope she's living her best life out there.

[@cspahn3221]

sarah is fucking killing me oh my god

[@marissatillotson3423]

Definitively room raiders next. Combines romance with breaking and entering 😂

[@whyamihereweirdo9912]

You do know that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. They may end up hating the new girl 🤣😂🤣

[@staceyneedscoffee]

Sarah has me laughing so hard that my TMJ irritation was next level, totally worth it for that "clearly"!!!

[@loris4142]

Helicopter parenting at its finest...and publicly shown.

[@myndovamadda]

I'm gasping for air, your commentary is so good.

[@bramptonjeff81]

Justice for Sarah

[@DogsCatsSnacks]

Had to stop working out I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@adelamoon]

Mateo, I could sit and watch you for hours. I think Sarah must be a writer for the show, she was hilarious.

[@salinasharp9537]

please continue watching more of these they are so funny! love this so much

[@j.johnson7296]

95% of this video is Matteo dying laughing, and I love it😂

[@shoppertattoo]

Also wasn’t there a show where they would trick 2 ex’s into thinking they won a vacation but then they show up and see it’s with their ex and the entire point of the show was to see if they would cheat together on their current partners. I can’t think of the name of it but I 100% remember being emotionally traumatized as a 12 year old

[@kuyahdaemon]

@9:17 "I had a blast today but it's time to get you home to your crazy girlfriend" Matteo: "IHAHABLAHSTHODAYBUTITSTAIMETOMEETYOURCRAHZHEEGAHLFRIEND" 😂😂 pretty accurate

[@Poliwagable]

Would 100% watch the version where the other parents are there and they just fight

[@kitzarina]

Can’t wait for Date My Mom and Room Raiders 😂

[@Skyler_Rain]

I didn't know that this is what was missing from my life. Thank you for bringing me joy today. ❤

[@brianatroxell3213]

OMG I NEED AN UPDATE ON SARAH'S LIFE AND WHAT SHE'S UP TO!!!!

[@annuitcoeptis9997]

I love it. And I love how the whole reaction has big "seulement du fromageeeee"-energy, pure comic despair.

[@JessicaStoddard-l7k]

Chris as Loud Wind took me out 🤣🤣

[@Pagan_999]

We love your reaction videos to these old shows!

[@astrogallus]

Maleficent's origin story. I love that!

[@shutupshelley1793]

Holy hell PUHHLEEEASE do more "Parental Control" reviews!! I'm seriously blessed to be here typing this bcuz I *ALMOST DIIIIED* LAUGHING!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I also watched that show back in the day and it's seriously twisted and contrived humor, but your review resurrected all that and put a cherry on top with a shot of whipped cream! 🤣 Please, PLEASE find more of these Parental Control episodes... they're strangely funny to start with, but Mateo your take makes them notoriously funny forever 🤣🤣🤣🤗

[@Jenniferlynn6504]

This was the craziest show lol. Team Sarah! I wanna know where she is now 😂

[@alex5716]

Keeps these 2000s MTV show reviews coming!! We definitely need a Room Raiders, Pimp My Ride and MADE review.

[@jeiwaru]

1:38 Not the Reality Show 360!! 😆

[@FallenDivaLabRat]

I know Flavor Of Love has already reached icon status but I would still give anything to watch you react to it

[@meganking5710]

Please do Made and True Life next! Absolute Classics.

[@jlshel42]

Nick Smith needs his own episode of True Life

[@Theinvisiblehippie]

“Now I’ve gotta find Sarah!” 😂