Matteo Lane Roasts Seattle With Caitlin Peluffo

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[@jmercado2062]

You are 100% correct about umbrellas. As a native, you can tell when someone is not from Seattle when they use an umbrella!

[@pattio8940]

I use an umbrella to shield my lily white skin from the sun.

[@ednaflores1769]

I was there for my first time 2 weeks ago and that was one of the first things I noticed 😂 I even posted about it. No umbrellas.

[@Ronnie2787]

I mean can we appreciate the perfect timing of the birds at 7:27 lol

[@kelsie_adams]

I live in Seattle. This was fun. Very fine line between hipsters and homeless people. Not sure about fishermen. I'm glad you saw the Starbucks mermaid that way. No kidding, like 25 years ago my friends and I were by a Starbucks. One asked if that symbol is a broken women. Flamboyant gay man who is walking by us said "no, it's a mermaid who is either advertising coffee or her cooter". 😂

[@michaellong9214]

Seattle Street Fashion is hot: kzbin.infojypPPLbwz8I

[@elizabethhunley4020]

I'm litterally a fisherman who gives in Seattle and I 100% agree with you

[@jordanhyman9877]

"We're documenting homosexuals looking at nature. It's very rare." LMAO

[@robi7017]

One of my favorite comedians in one of my favorite cities. Anyone else want to have coffee with Matteo and Caitlin? How much fun would that be?

[@zoelav1398]

We really do just accept the rain in Seattle. 🤣🤣🤣 If you use an umbrella, we know you are tourists.

[@javajive25]

#MatteoLane, next time you're at The Market, go around the corner to the left from the guys who throw fish to DeLaurenti Food & Wine... they are a genuine Italian family from Torino, and their food is SOOO good!! It would at least give you an idea of what the real Italian food scene is in Seattle.

[@jackstrubbe7608]

AND il Bistro below them!

[@pattio8940]

He was SO CLOSE to the best Italian Seattle has to offer!

[@aanandsharma514]

Took the longest way to get to Storyville when the video started right next to the sign 😂

[@sighhAYSzG5AG]

"I don't think there's a single Italian in Seattle" I have discovered that the farther west in the US you go, the more exotic being of Italian descent becomes. It's wild.

[@Moftheworld-lp6ii]

I work at Metsker Maps at Pike Place and we get people coming in almost every day asking directions to Storyville.

[@audreynelson3997]

"i would never date him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanmobley2610]

According to Matteo, Seattle is three blocks big.

[@pillarofdawn]

I would have loved to see Matteo go into the magic shop lol

[@maryannejcarey5876]

"i dont think theres a single italian in seattle"

[@UtukushiDAE2007]

I like the shot you had when the birds flew behind you so cool.

[@MszCharney]

Same about the rain here in Vancouver Canada lol right above Seattle. See you in December Mateo!!! ❤️

[@leitmotif618]

I had the same experience trying to find Storyville last time I was in Seattle, so this was extremely validating.

[@trevorbennett8438]

I love the walking around *Pike* Place Market, overlooking *Fisherman's* Wharf and wondering what's with all the fish and seafood. Love you Matteo!

[@Clion901]

I love the tamales guy❤

[@Ixnfaa]

5:15 You can *feel* his Italian hatred for that food. He *wants* to know who made chocolate pasta and have a word with them.

[@aveuch]

7:08 Highlight of the video. Matteo, the documentarian, is that much closer to an EGOT

[@bewareofsasquatch]

Matteo is interesting haha comes up with random things. The wood carving one got me

[@SuziPoozi]

Would you believe they cleaned the gum wall a couple of years ago?

[@tanyah.9131]

Right?? Hasn't it been at least 5 years?

[@SuziPoozi]

@@tanyah.9131 I was thinking it was right before COVID, but I'm not sure. Apparently people weren't happy about it because there is a crapton of gum there now. LOL

[@bethanythatsme]

No one in the PNW uses an umbrella 🙃 Greetings and well wishes from Oregon 🌲🌊🌧

[@MiataChannel]

Nah, some of us do. This whole no umbrella business is kinda silly.

[@EricaGamet]

I've never liked using umbrellas... when I moved to the PNW 6 years ago I knew I had found my people! A good Gore-Tex jacket is all you need for the worst days... a good hoodie otherwise.

[@tonymarselle8812]

@@MiataChannel most of us don’t because it would become tedious after daily use. But any dweeb that gives you crap about it can move back to Arizona.

[@nodoboho]

People from other places use umbrellas. People who understand the difference between Seattle *drizzle* and actual rain, don't bother. Although, strangely enough, Seattleites also get all freaked out when it rains and don't want to walk or drive in it. I'm from L.A. and I don't get it either way.

[@tanyah.9131]

Seattle has been home for 25 years. If you wear glasses you at least need a hat or something when it rains..I just forget my umbrella all the time.. it's like sunglasses when the sun comes out, you've lost them by the time you need them again 😅 (And I'm really sad I missed your show!)

[@liltaki1270]

7:15 was so perfect with the birds at the end and all lol

[@terrigelbaum8066]

Funny. Man and wife bit was great.

[@MrLecksy]

We all already knew you couldn't eat a clam and come out of it alive

[@roxanneswanson8305]

Pike's Place in the summer months brings the flower vendors out...stunning. Such gorgeous bouquets. Next time....

[@x0habiib0x]

I live in Seattle for the last thirteen years and it took me forever to find Storyville too! I posted a pic on FB and people started telling me about their controversy like whoooa

[@ambermoon2326]

Love that its titled roasting seattle but they just show Pike Place cause that and the space needle are the only thing people know about XD

[@SusanBame]

Loved revisiting that place. I was there the summer before college started, in 1975. Memorable.

[@GrahamCrannell]

4:52 - you can tell Matteo is big-city midwestern because he didn't say "ope sorry i bumped into ya" when that lady bumped into /him/ haha. I wonder what a Charlie Berens + Matteo podcast/video would be like lol

[@freedbeefpontoons]

They pick a sacrificial fish at the beginning of every day and throw that one around. They do not ever sell the fish they have been throwing.

[@ethancanavarre7181]

Difference between fisherman and hipsters is the boots they wear

[@Julyflowers7348]

I love that he’s wearing the wildtil9 crewneck❤ He is a f***ing delight

[@twinfantasy333]

i’m italian , been living in the seattle area for 7-8 years and still have yet to meet another italian

[@Sashowindfeather]

So happy you came to Seattle :)

[@Robertthebob]

Now I want tamales... love tamales guy

[@gateetafeliz4483]

Thanks for visiting my city! Yes my pfp is a pig. I was driving around the Queen Anne neighborhood and saw the hugest pig, so I stopped and went outside to pet it. It belonged to some quirky person. I would absolutely buy one of those books to write spells in. Yes we're all weird here.

[@adleajeh]

When gays say they're allergic to fish = NEVER had or will ever have _!

[@williamlarson275]

Interesting! Thank you!

[@MrZakatista]

4:20 Lipstick on a pig.

[@PirilKadibesegil]

Hahaha I thought the first scene with the giggly girls group photo was with Matteo 😂😂😂😂 it isn’t 😂😂😂😂

[@ToughLuckHaze]

4:39 💀

[@V45194]

8:20 Remember two years ago everyone was like "Teslas are so cool"; now cuz of Elon Musk you look at it, you're like "UGH!" - Yup!!

[@zzizahacallar]

Yes my home state ❤. I grew up in Vancouver WA

[@gryphonmacthoy]

Storyville? Why? For what reason? It was terrible, right? Yes. Yes it was.

[@clifb.3521]

ACCEPT THE RAIN

[@alinaigrad]

As someone who lived in Iceland, I can see why people in Seattle do not use umbrellas. I am gonna blame the wind. No point in having an umbrella when the wind is strong and kinda always present. Am I wrong?

[@badvamp666]

As someone who lives and works in Seattle, I can tell you exactly why...it's because most of the time when it rains, it's like this annoying mist rather than actual raindrops coming down, and umbrellas don't really do shit in that kind of weather. It's easier to just wear a raincoat (if you have to walk anywhere) or a beanie/hoodie ( if you're just driving to the store or something).

[@stepps511]

Love you!

[@stephengneri2136]

is matteo availablie? i would wait on him. everyday.

[@geostyma]

There’s a restaurant there that was soooooo gooood

[@SillyTube9]

My friend’s allergic to chicken. Don’t feel bad.

[@armandoruiz8963]

I think he is extremely handsome 😎

[@lindsaytoussaint]

Just an fyi gum does contain plastic lol.

[@pavelmedbery3055]

Does anybody know the name of the board game on the coffee table at 2:13?

[@rviolinfiddle55]

Oh Matteo, the look on your face after she said Habanero. It was just about the whitest pronunciation I've ever heard.

[@CCela1608]

I got to this comment at the perfect moment in the video

[@immabigkidnow1]

Wait are they actually selling pikachu bow ties at Starbucks now?? What has happened to the world?

[@agee1961]

The difference between fisherman and hipster is you.

[@JoaoPessoa86]

aren't all nonnas mini nonnas?

[@abandonablesnowman]

Dresses for mini-Nonnas? 💀

[@victorjanusz7154]

How dare you dish out my city, Badboi Matteo- come get yer Seattle Spanking! Grrrr

[@gryphonmacthoy]

Ok if you’re allergic to seafood you should not be catching the fish.

[@Maybe-lb9cw]

I’m allergic to seafood also and like you get weird reactions from people.

[@JenniferDills-k1m]

Why no show here?!

[@purplekhaos]

He had 2 shows at The Neptune about a month ago.

[@JenniferDills-k1m]

@@purplekhaos seriously?! How did I miss that. Boo :(

[@gazzamuso]

The gum wall is the worst thing. I hate it so much.

[@malikshah]

So, if we follow the Vampire legend in which if one destroys the original head vampire, all the other vampires cease to exist-- could we destroy the original Starbucks? Coffee drinkers around the the nation would rejoice!

[@katykilminster2172]

When you come to Oregon you need to try dutch Bros coffee. Soooo much better then starbucks

[@michellebogenschutz9544]

Seafood is disgusting

[@jesipohl6717]

that gumwall is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

[@kdean509]

I love you, but I feel like you both just hated everything about Seattle. Sad.

[@ninonchretien4140]

second I guess

[@WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay]

Seattle roasts itself by existing.

[@rhaimondesuggs5127]

I lived in Seattle for 33 years and I would tell visitors the reason the fish mongers would toss the salmon at the customers was so they could tell their dinner guests that they caught it themselves. Also I CAN'T BELIEVE as often as you've been to Seattle, a good Italian boy like you couldn't find a good Italian restaurant in town. They're almost as ubiquitous as Starbucks.

[@lizpisciotta8719]

Haha. They were literally FEET away from DeLaurenti's

[@LaneAtomic]

They were feet away from Il Bistro. 😂 they literally passed it when going to the gum wall

[@krinkle721]

All us Seattle folks are screaming Pike Place trivia at the screen: "They scraped all the gum off to clean the wall in 2015 so that's all new(ish) gum!" "That restaurant behind you Lowells is where they filmed a scene of Sleepless in Seattle!" "The pig's name is Rachel!"

[@angelapetrucci5507]

As a Seattleite and coffee addict, I'm thinking "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!" When he says "we're looking for Storyville" 😂 Love that place, their house made flavors are super good 👍 also... IM ITALIAN!!! So there are at least a few of us here. 😅

[@hilaryyeoham5110]

Lol omg me too. When they passed the vegetable stand I was like "turn around!"

[@brongulus2617]

The light drizzle we get in Seattle only makes you a little damp, which is less annoying than carrying a dripping umbrella with you everywhere you go. A baseball cap and a good jacket are enough.

[@ambrosehillsims]

Yep. You can tell the tourists by their umbrellas.

[@Livelongwforce]

​@@ambrosehillsims what i was thinking. No one carries an umbrella!

[@petemartell677]

Its also because umbrellas get blown inside out by the wind. When there was an umbrella store in Pike Place, you would always see trash cans full of blown out umbrellas at the end of the day. Theres a giant sculpture of one on Western Ave. Lol

[@ZacTaChange]

3:12 I love that I found another human that can't help but sing the word "tradition" like they are in Fiddler On the Roof. I feel seen lol 🙂

[@aveuch]

I only do this with "impossible", from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella.

[@sabisgambi3818]

It is SO funny watching ppl walk through Seattle. I’ve been all over the city so many times that I tend to forget how silly and weird it is to ppl that aren’t used to it.

[@melsyoutube]

“in syria?! OH in the studio?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sheripena8262]

It usually doesnt RAIN it is more of a frequent misting

[@UltraPrimal]

Ah! Matteo is cute and he's funny and he cooks and he plays BotW?! He would be such a perfect boyfriend if he wasn't gay or if I wasn't trans 😆😅

[@mikewise6194]

The way she said “SYRIA?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@regina_filange2.0]

I'm allergic to seafood also! Glad I'm not the only one who gets that same "murderer" look when I tell people lol

[@ScarfeeEdits]

the rain didn't beat us into submission, it's just so non-commital that by the time you get your umbrella out its already over...

[@Slicer1475]

"You have to kinda cook them to get the meat" That's usually how meat works.

[@petemartell677]

Some fun facts: Storyville is owned by Starbucks. That "first" one is not the first. Ilthe first Starbucks was a kiosk inside the market. If you want actually good coffee try Ghost Alley near the Gum Wall. Its literally inside an old Men's room, its haunted and they have the best espresso in town.

[@HippieElfChick85]

Another Seattle native here, definitely seconding Ghost Alley for coffee

[@notmattmclellan]

I have spent my life here in Seattle, and your comment on Seattile-ites and umbrellas is profoundly true! An umbrella is always the first dead-giveaway that someone is a visitor

[@georgiaakande9801]

"I would never date him."🤣The comment about the Starbucks mermaid comment killed me💀

[@ScarfeeEdits]

i moved to seattle two years ago.... trying to find anything in this city is an adventure in itself. it's like whoever designed the city was hellbent on making the way to get there as long and as hidden as possible

[@ajaler1]

I feel like Fisherman, Lumberjack and Hoodies (think northface) is my hometowns clothing. Born and Raised in Seattle. I don't use a Umbrella also

[@jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100]

Can confirm. There hasn’t been a single Italian in Seattle since I moved away in 2019. I had really taken good Italian and Italian American restaurants for granted before I moved there.

[@stevenkeller3047]

Well Matteo, next time you're in Seattle you can visit an actual troll under a bridge. Just ask anyone about the one in the Fremont Dist.

[@pompelmostique]

The umbrellas thing is legit 😂 I never use them. But Seattle's rain is a myth. They get exactly the national average - 39" annual rainfall... 100 miles to the west in Aberdeen they get 76" rainfall a year. That place is gorgeous... but yeah deary.

[@leonply]

Homosexual Documentary? Would that be something like Bottoms in the Mists?

[@robertschwartz4810]

Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, that gum wall is a wall of phlegm.

[@darkcrystal2198]

No umbrellas in the PNW (from an Oregonian)

[@catzenhouse]

Yes, umbrellas in the PNW. Born and raised in western Washington - I use umbrellas a lot. Always have and so do others.

[@laurens7145]

As someone with a shellfish allergy, I’ve never related more to the comment that smelling seafood is like smelling my own death.

[@BillPritchard]

Loved this, of course Matteo! Since you featured my flat in this video, we will need to host you and yours for adult beverages next time you #VisitSeattle. And since I am Italian by injection, and a former resident of Chicago, I know we will get along famously pal! xoxo