Matteo Lane: The Advice Special 3 | FULL SPECIAL

[@tomofengland]

"I can't see her, but yeah, sure" is such a straight guy answer! 😂

[@honeyisthebestdog]

I just want to know how things went!! 😅

[@sergiucojocari4409]

"I don't like everyone I see and I like everyone I don't see yet, until I see them." Such a gay thing

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

As a straight guy, that is def the type of shit I say.

[@wasabyMICH]

"And you don't have chlamydia?" is such a good joke that went by unnoticed!

[@deadleaves58]

oh i just got it! a koala joke, who would have thought

[@BBSOCUTE]

What should I laugh about it though? 😢

[@wasabyMICH]

@@BBSOCUTE koalas (mainly an Australian animal) as a species are being threatened by chlamydia! the guy was australian so he asked the girl if she had chlamydia lol

[@BBSOCUTE]

@@wasabyMICH oh no poor Koalas 🐨 i never pet them and they could go extinct in the future? Oh naur

[@lordswampy2061]

@@wasabyMICHConan Gray taught me this

[@Emuney12]

The dude that the ChatGPT lady broke up with sounds like he got formally fired from a company

[@wavetech_]

dodged a bullet ngl

[@en2336]

can't tell which is worse, ppl using chatgpt to write romantic poems/letters and manipulating the other person into thinking they're someone they're not, or using it to break up instead of communicating (the most important skill in relationships)

[@sgaidola76]

That was tooo funny! 😂😂😂

[@mokc913]

@@en2336 I spent like an hour putting together a similar message for someone I'd been seeing for six ish months! Honestly, aside from those lines about "crucial aspects of a relationship," hers wasn't didn't seem that bad 🥲 I think I'd rather someone be using that to try developing some social skills than the guy I broke up with watching manosphere content 😩He waited like a month to message me back and asked to talk in person, which I'm like ok sure, then he acted like he thought in that month I'd forget I just didn't feel compatible... ...to be fair, I'd yelled at him within the first month and broke things off once before, then he waited a few months and asked to talk again. That time I was like...ok, fuck it, I was some d*ck. I got myself into therapy around the same time, though, and stg the therapist in one session was like "what do you even like about him!?" It's been a few months since all this and I am happy to report I'm still single, not looking to mingle 😭gimme another couple years with therapy and chatGPT lmao

[@richardmerino2142]

He got laid off from the relationship

[@chiiimo]

it still boggles my frigin mind that netflix keeps telling you "no" when everyone and their nona says YAAAASSS GIRLLLLL!!! SOMEONE GIVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HUMAN A FRIGIN SPECIAL!!!!

[@rainbomg]

I mean, he’s got a Netflix special, in ‘the stand ups’ I can’t remember which season

[@Buckboy2024]

Please!

[@NomSauce]

Yeah its so weird, his youtube is poppin the fuck off

[@Buckboy2024]

@@NomSauce Matteo is adorable and great with audience engagement. He deserves a big, promoted special.

[@bluedrowz]

this would do great on netflix. love this dudes energy

[@anthonyjackalone1846]

The ChatGPT lady sent bro a college rejection letter💀

[@JMFR2008]

She works on the Internet, says the ex boyfriend behaves like a fan and complains he doesn't have a credit card. She's a "Only Fans" model

[@MiamiSpartan1]

lol. That’s what I was thinking 😂

[@TheVeggiekat]

😂😂😂

[@s_mp_08]

*dammmnnn* 😂😂😂

[@fabsmaster5309]

“He’s a fan” makes so much more sense now.

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

"He has to look like me.'" 🚩⚠⛔☢🚫☣

[@BruinPhD2009]

RIGHT?!?

[@rydbthatsme]

Those people are complete dumpster fires

[@DiamondFlame45]

A big gay red flag 🚩 I never heard a straight person say that about their partner 😂

[@ghomerhust]

@@DiamondFlame45 thats like wanting their wife to look like their own mother. SCARY

[@cocobeans3742]

@@ghomerhustactually it’s natural to end up with someone like your parents, from an evolutionary standpoint.

[@sebastianxavier9068]

Okay, I am now super invested in the blind date between the Australian and Sivan.

[@kb-vw9ix]

They need to check back in with us….

[@FormerTory92]

I’m rooting so hard for those crazy kids 😏👀

[@Billyboicos]

In the comments for the same reason. Matteo, what happened??

[@jbaby362]

Leila HAS to be a robot. There's no way a human could actually like so dramatic but also so detached; that's a chatbot running around in human skin -omg he was also a chatbot. They would have been perfect for each other if they weren't from opposing companies

[@Angelwrites]

Most straight American women act like this now 😂 I mean Mateo called it out in the audience

[@V8_Diva]

Robot or just an OF girl. Her vague responses and calling the guy a "fan"...? Like, come on...

[@stemid85]

The ChatGPT woman sounds like she has never interacted with another human before.

[@robbied9239]

What a wild ride! It sounded like she was the one to avoid. 😅

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

I can't imagine this dude she was dumping hanging on her every "word"...

[@PrinceofWeHO]

@@robbied9239 even after the dude she's dating responded, "can you call to discuss this...?"

[@aramjelalian3104]

Haha it’s empathetic not empathic

[@thebelligerentbostonian7524]

There is NO straight man on this planet who’d read that rant. 😂😂

[@kelseysmith3220]

I really appreciate that little bit where Matteo says that some people enjoy being alone and not everyone has to find somebody 💚💚💚

[@saffiradcb9939]

The psychotherapist couple.... that question was hella inappropriate, awkward and disrespectful.... you did good not responding damn 😬

[@erinhillary7854]

They’re divorcing after that…. Ain’t no way lol

[@EverDreamXVI]

And then by saying the guy should be in prison, because he's clearly unhinged. Matteo has his number.

[@MichellePeters85]

I came here for these comments. I hope that woman dumped his ass after the show, what a piece of crap to pull that kind of shit.

[@Jakeylicious7891]

That couple were whispering to each other after that question and the wife didn't seem bothered. I guess the husband's used to her wife's unhinged patient stories. I know there's a doctor-patient confidentiality but she must have told him horror stories with a different name. That man must have heard everything for him to ask Mateo that question seemingly unbothered.

[@seanp7dc]

It seemed edited after their question. I wonder what happened. 🍿

[@cee_ves]

“Haemorrhoids? Nick get your ass up here” i don’t know how many times you need to get haemorrhoids to be considered an expert and im too scared to ask

[@CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987]

Hemorrhoids doesn't go away, it's your veins becoming emflamed and it hardly ever goes back to normal

[@davidserlin8097]

Having it once makes you an expert. That’s how unpleasant it is.

[@SenseOfHumorRequired]

I can't be sure, but is it some kind of flex that Nick almost immediately made a point of sitting down?

[@AtTheEnd1000]

After zhe surgery your ass stings like a bitch and wearing womens pads for bleeding.. whole drama

[@NickSmith09]

I literally forgot I did this😂

[@emercycrite]

You are a FANTASTIC storyteller I live for your cameos in Matteo's standups

[@ТимурАбибуллаев-д4ф]

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[@rainbomg]

Lookin good, Nick!

[@SarahBunchOfNumbers]

You were so good!

[@sweetwhitecat]

Nick your story was the absolute best😂😂 I died 🤣

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

Matteo has the quickest wit I've ever heard, and the pipes of an angel, easy on the eyes.........God has favorites, for sure

[@Buckboy2024]

Agreed!

[@williamtaylor9814]

Yes, agreed as well!!

[@BigdipperAK87]

Matteos Pokémon impressions are my new favorite thing

[@TristanBailey]

We need a whole bit! Or just audience challenge to get him to do it for a question = take a shot.

[@hi_flops]

That hit me out of left field lmfao

[@The_Super_NOVA]

I've heard the Broadway singing, the foreign languages and accents, but the Jigglypuff was a shocker 😂

[@Ste74H]

I almost didn't recognise Nick without a blouse! There was was a weird mix of people in the audience who probably thought this was group therapy and not a comedy night as some of the questions were wild!

[@2014wolfy]

Psychotherapist and her disrespectful husband do not sound like they will last...

[@Jetrowdy]

The first woman sounded like she was generated THROUGH ChatGPT😭😭😭😭

[@pibgorn]

I never thought I’d categorize Nick as the big guns, Matteo brought out the big guns & it was a perfect cameo.

[@thegay_churro4043]

It’s okay, he’s tall enough to be

[@semuta2752]

Nick’s guns are about his blouse sleeves, not actual arms (which are mostly for decoration). I love nick so much

[@morganwhite2176]

All but the dating over 40 one. I found my soul mate when I was 45, no games, the one! Anyone out there, don’t give up.

[@AlexFogle]

"Babe wake up, a new Advice Special just dropped"

[@AKoooooooo]

Why is babe always asleep? jesus christ, ever video on youtube, i swear...

[@alpenjon]

You keep on repeating old jokes you once read on the internet, that's why she's asleep 😅

[@neilhunter495]

Wish Mike shouted "I'm looking for someone that recognises that a koala is not a bear"

[@imelda512atx]

That's what I was thinking

[@funcats1999]

drop bears on the other hand . . .

[@rainbomg]

@@funcats1999I heard drop bears are really active this time of year

[@lydiania4872]

It’s a koala bear

[@lachlanstory9929]

@@lydiania4872no it’s not. Koalas are not bears, they are marsupials

[@qnicks23434]

Leila: I also work in Internet Everyone: webcam

[@carveylover]

Right...I was like she is on OF.

[@FiercedeityBrad]

Her name is Leila Swallows 😂😂😂

[@CreamySaucy]

​@@carveylovermy thoughts exactly..... And the ex is a fan 👀👀👀 GUUURRRLL

[@BlueDotRedSea]

"Unfortunately, after careful consideration I have decided not to move forward with this relationship." Was the text message I sent to an ex at midnight after a few drinks.

[@oanadorina19]

your inebriated eloquence is admirable though 🤣

[@Good.Luck.Friend777]

Haha! Yeah! You go girl! Fuck that guy! 😂😂 Men don't have feelings anyway. That wasn't a human being. Honestly, you should have just cheated.

[@anywallsocket]

At least it wasn’t multiple paragraphs 😂

[@BlueDotRedSea]

@@oanadorina19 @anywallsocket Lmao 🤣 Thank you. I think I just basically copied the format of all the rejection emails from employers who decided not to hire me 🤣

[@respectfulconversation944]

What was the reaction?

[@danielediluca3507]

"Matchmaking" should legit become a special show!

[@lstockton8468]

SHOW IDEA! I need Matteo and Nick (and maybe a few other folks like Bob) to host a matchmaking crowd work show. I think it would be HYSTERICAL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foxjacket]

Omg yes please!!! Who needs Tinder when you have Matteo and Nick! He can be the antithesis of Daniel Sloss' Jigsaw special (that broke up 1000s of couples - that needed to be broken up)!

[@aellalee4767]

Honestly I'd show up

[@JaNouWatIkVind]

Yesssss!

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

Matteo's side eye is a thing of wonder

[@JohnCassel]

Literally laughed out load that "intelligent" was misspelled in the captions. I'm assuming intentional, but a good joke even if not

[@MikeP2055]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who got a kick out of that. 😂

[@DouglasBarnes-kk7tm]

Thought I was the only one who caught that!

[@ruyijingubang582]

Laughed out...load? Damn, wish I'd enjoy comedy as much as you do

[@gregoryneedham1779]

@ruyijinottypingallofthat This comment is the mvp

[@erickarnowski]

I don’t think it was intentional, they also misspelled hemorrhoids and referral

[@Sashowindfeather]

We need a follow up on Mike and SIlvan!

[@user00616]

Yes!!!!!!

[@carveylover]

Yes, please! I have to know. He recorded this like 3 months ago, I think he said. So much has to have happened.

[@MungoBungo00]

💘💘 UPDATE: Sivan showed Mike her map of Tasmania & Mike circumnavigated it while demonstrating the handy circular breathing skills he'd picked up while learning to play the didgeridoo. 🥰🥰 The happy couple have shacked up together & now run a wildlife rescue & rehabilitation service called Sivike Sanctuary. They also have 4 lesbian koalas with chlamydia (named Matteo, Mario, Nick & Squidworth) 🏳️‍🌈🐨🐨🐨🐨🏳️‍🌈 The wildlife sanctuary is generously funded by donations & subscriptions to their wildly popular 24hour interactive livestream of all the heartwarming & unlikely animal friendships. 🥰💞 Everybody loves a heartwarming success story about adorable animals who have seen some shit & then gone on living their best lives with their fabulous new adopted families. 🥰🥰🥰

[@Namite0001]

​@@MungoBungo00 This was made with chat gpt 😂

[@neilhunter495]

It'll never last. No self respecting Aussie is gonna date someone that thinks a Koala is a bear

[@AlishaRoseWilson]

Nick is f'n hilarious. I love Matteo and how he's given Nick a little spotlight. He should take Nick on tour with him just for a little bit of crowd work. Especially to Albuquerque in November 😉

[@XxBluerainxX]

Psh, Nick is the star. He might be able to fit Matteo in for a short introduction.

[@sparklypoof]

he DOES take nick on tour with him! I got to see both of them live at the kennedy center on his recent tour. A+ show, def recommend!

[@AlishaRoseWilson]

@@sparklypoof Omg, yes! That makes me happy 😊

[@uninvincibleete]

he probably wanted to call to discuss because that message was so weird that any normal person would think she'd been kidnapped lol

[@HappyMusicFox]

I never learn my lesson of not eating or drinking while watching Matteo. I just choked on my water again.

[@AKoooooooo]

you're hopeless!

[@lisab6547]

I was literally laughing out loud at this! I didn't realize how much I needed a good laugh til my mom called while I was watching this and my stomach automatically tightened up. She's been on a rant lately, for about 30 years, and this really helped me decompress after talking to her. Can't wait to see Matteo in November! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@BubblesXplode]

I mean, it's none of my business, but you can just not pick up the phone and tell that your phone is acting up for some reason. Been doing it for years lol

[@lisab6547]

@@BubblesXplode yeah I actually do that sometimes. One time she called me and I didn't answer so she called my husband! He said I was busy and listened to her so I wouldn't have to.

[@EverDreamXVI]

I lost it at "and you need to be jailed" 🤣

[@zenpool]

Matteo's chin getting more sharper each time he uploads a new video.

[@ardas77]

it's because of carbonara

[@teresasavi8821]

Matteo is looking fantastic. He’s cut his hair since this taping. I don’t think it’s implants to his chin, perhaps it’s more sculpting to the beard area leading to his existing chin. He’s talked about his hair/beard work openly. Matteo looks fantastic.

[@maria.says.hi1]

Does him being handsome make you upset?

[@hsintien625]

Extra protein?

[@teresasavi8821]

@@hsintien625 could be. Seems like Rodrigo is having a good effect on Matteo’s work out 👍

[@C_M_R]

(14:16) the misspelling of intelligent as "intelegent" is sending me. 😂

[@kennboisinger769]

Let’s not forget “hemroids”

[@VictorPerez-wl1cv]

As a pharmacist: 1) loved the dragging through the mud😂 2) I sympathize with that dude tbh. A pharmacy has less employees running it than a McDonalds except with a pharmacy you are already starting the day with hundreds of prescriptions to do on top of the ones that come in in the day. All you need is one screw up, usually insurance, and the day is out the window.

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

As an MD-PharmD, I am shocked that he is allowed to work while being high. Like that drug stays in your system. 99% of all doctors can never do what pharmacists do, but it isn't as stressful as actually being a doctor. He should not be high or coming down when working.

[@themaggattack]

​@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeIt stays in your system for up to 3 months, but it only keeps you high for a few hours. So the length of time it stays in your system is irrelevant to your sobriety.

[@happylala33]

Come to Australia and learn about life without the worry of health insurance as a factor in medication

[@VictorPerez-wl1cv]

Yeah I am sure that is nice but many of the stressors here in the states are also felt abroad because of the nature of the job regardless of where it’s practiced. Just doing a google search I found a 2023 study indicating a large percentage of Australian pharmacists not looking to practice within the coming 10 years, many of the cited reasons are the same ones seen in the states.

[@jayroc62]

“Please understand…” chat GPT taking lines from Nintendo I see

[@WujiErTaiji]

Imagine being the guy that got the ChatGPT message and you watch this.

[@dianedewindt5083]

I love the concept of basing a set on giving advice, particularly with someone as talented as Matteo. It would be a dream to ask him and Nick about a problem I have!

[@Girrrrrrrr]

Listen. Any time human squidard makes an appearance is a win in my book. Matteo you are one of the best to do it these days, love your work!!!!!

[@meghood]

Matteo says things under his breath that we are all thinking🤣👍

[@TopherCadence]

22:43 When he leans in and the girl tells him where the place is 😂 I can’t haha

[@demacto13]

I just can't with Matteo, he need to put out advice specials like every month! 😂

[@GenesysRider23]

Starting off Pride Month with a BANG!

[@ghomerhust]

absolutely, great way to kick off the fun! these advice specials are just a riot

[@NateWeaver-jy7pb]

I'm literally gonna cry I can't wait to celebrate pride month with this absolute monarch butterfly of a comedian to start it off!

[@Andromeda_3005]

Same 😭

[@edenvanh]

sameeee❤️

[@indigo_gazette]

Monarch butterfly- this perfectly describes him 🥹🥹🥹😍😍

[@Fishbowlalgae]

Where are you gonna celebrate it at?

[@Gallagerstan]

Ong yes

[@williamtaylor9814]

Matteo would be perfect for “Who’s Line Is It Anyways?” … making up songs impromptu 👍👍

[@dumitrualbisoru9967]

Best line: "Is he hot?" , "I would" PRICELESS!

[@nandikmusic]

16:28 Pharmacists do have a lot of anxiety, because they have to cover doctor mistakes 😅

[@AbbyNormal777]

Think about nurses

[@rainydaygirl57]

Nick's story has all the elements that make you feel solid empathy with a side dish of hilarity. Bravo.

[@Sunshine-wl1jo]

This should have been called the bicep special, because Matteo's arms are PUMPED.

[@katc6128]

You know it's gonna be a wild and incredible ride of a Matteo comedy special when some of the very first advice he gives is "do meth" 😂😂😂

[@tan7897]

Omg I laughed so hard. Potato never fails me 🤣🤣🤪🤣

[@ijansk]

His biceps look bigger now.

[@ghomerhust]

he's been working with a trainer for a while. his husband is extremely fit, so i think they probably work out together. i think the aussie trainer in one of his videos with nick last year is the guy he actually works with. (that episode was a RIOT, imagine nick working out! i laughed so hard that it hurt)

[@mistywebs]

right?!!

[@oleolsen1073]

The left or the right 🤔😊😅😂

[@licancamilo76]

That's the first thing I noticed

[@teresasavi8821]

Matteo Lane brings me joy. I am keeping him!

[@tara-faepeckham4199]

The sheer delight on Matteo's face when Nick gets to the point in the story where It Happens - priceless

[@s.u.s.a.n.a]

"Jutson" is the best made-up name I've ever heard, though.

[@alamedadanceparty]

😂😂😂

[@themaggattack]

"God Bless you" 😂

[@annielewis4342]

The irony that "intelligent" is continually misspelled 👌🏽

[@joelnieves66]

James: Jiggly puff, use Anesthetic! 🎶

[@dallasbhowell8485]

The Rectal Rockstar about to blow up

[@lol-ro2ef]

Now in Pokémon cosplay version

[@Chris-PedalPunchline]

At 14:17 I love that the captions misspell „intelligent“ confidently as „intelegent“ … of all the words … but maybe that’s the Australian spelling. 🤣

[@indigo_gazette]

33:24 - some people enjoy being alone - THANK YOU 🙌

[@micksplace]

Especially when all the people who've come into your life are human dumpster fires!

[@dicedrice7216]

Really looking forward to The Advice Special 5!

[@CCCeramics]

I was already laughing and loving the special and THEN Nick joined. What have we done to be so blessed?

[@lynnthayer7067]

This is a spectacular special! as a person who also speaks italian & french i really adore your linguistic skills ! I know you are destined for greatness, and it is only going to get better! ciao

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

This started at 100 mph and I’m LIVING for it 😂😂😂

[@nintandao64]

omG the james/meowth/jigglypuff bit had me in stitches STAHP LMAO

[@c.b.9422]

Matteo Lane is comedy gold!! Thank you for consistently feeding us these top-tier specials ❤

[@katielouC]

I met Rectal Rockstar at a med conference. And I reference his presentations with colleagues all the time! He's amazing.

[@eyeseajujubee]

Matteo is hilarious!! I hope Mike and Sivan had a nice date

[@s.u.s.a.n.a]

"I enjoy being alone" (crying inside)

[@wy5335]

Wow! That song at the end summarizing everyone's stories! What a great memory and incredible talent! ❤❤❤

[@andrewhighley1468]

That first woman is so privileged lol. "Omg like he was just totally supportive of me all the time and loved me so much it was so annoying he's the worst"

[@glitch84-]

I didnt read it like that at all. To me it sounded like they would go to see a movie and then he would ask "do you like it" and whatever her answer was, he would just agree, with no further elaboration. Go to restaurants? Same. He liked it or not, just the same as her. Everything is "nice" or "not nice" or "interesting " but he never added anything. After two months she probably knew NOTHING about him, because he would just copy her. So he either has zero personality, has weird passions that he wanted to hide or reveal later, OR he was faking because a third motivation. Would you really want to date your own male copycat version? I experienced something similar: at the end, you start feeling like they are moking you Edit. Someone suggested the woman's job is onlyfan. That make the whole situation more dangerous, because now he is a fan or her internet persona, and he could become angry at being left by his "idol". But also, this would tie with the "no credit card" comment from before, and in that case, she was hoping to find a sugar daddy, maybe? And he wasnt a right fit

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

@@glitch84-i agree, i understand how someone who is constantly passive and never forms their own opinions might be annoying

[@katie5920]

Nice and supportive is great but there really are people with no real personality and all they do is follow you around praising you and it get's annoying. Nice is one thing, this is another

[@HannyLogs]

YOOO ANOTHER ADVICE SPECIAL LETS GO, LOVE YOU MATTEO

[@famiconjunkie]

Girl that works on the internet answering like “where do you work? real life” wouldn’t be the oddest response

[@craffte]

We need an entire Disney ish movie with ALL the voiceovers by Matteo. All the characters.

[@RebeccaO619]

I really REALLY loved nick’s bit. Hilarious! And what a nice treat. I was wondering if was in the audience and lo and behold of course he’s there supporting his best friend. You guys are fucking hilarious together. I’m also a big fan of the podcast. I could’ve watched an entire hour of this.

[@afterdinnercheesesnack]

Honestly bless Nick for being so open lmao

[@NewChiqueChloe]

Matteo and Nick is a pairing made in queer heaven. Love them both with my entire soul

[@lyndondunn6860]

An appropriate way to start pride month if you ask me lol

[@Sugerglider69]

How is he so fast with everything 😭✋ So good 🔥

[@jennifermckinlayjones3884]

I cannot get enough of mateo I listen to him while getting ready for work he makes me smile and starts my day on a good note! The hair plug special is my fav died listening to the call of duty story and we must have more nick

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Some people really do enjoy being alone 😊

[@mayasturgeon7354]

Nick calling Bob The Drag Queen when having a hemorrhoid surgery problem is absolutely iconic and I was not expecting that to happen at all💀

[@josephbankston4834]

The only thing that possibly could have made this better would have been bringing out Cathy Mitchell to make a Turbo Cooker recipe.

[@pisto30]

"He kind of is a doctor, he's a pharmacist" fking DESTROYED me. My word. 🤣

[@WhiskersInc]

"Walgreens superhero" 🤣

[@rosariocastro6386]

Thank you Matteo for making me laugh, I really needed it right now. Your video pop up at the top of my feed when I was in a very low place and in spiral of anxiaty... your comedy pull me out if it when meditation videos couldn't. So thanks.

[@kendallleingang]

So pumped for this special. Sal yesterday and now Matteo. LFG!!

[@darkwindsage]

This guy is seriously brilliant and he deserves a comedy special

[@reinapunxofficial]

Absolutely hysterical. Amazingly hilarious references with perfect timing. Another classic!! ☺️✨🙌

[@hdmiRolling]

We 👏🏻want 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 follow 👏🏻 up 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 blind 👏🏻 date ! And FFS Give Matteo his Netflix Special !

[@rydbthatsme]

That doctor is in a throuple and this is the thirstiest bottom story I’ve ever heard like wow🤣💀😭

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

These subtitles are dyslexic AF and I loc\ve it!

[@noellegrace_Purrriah]

LOL! "Do meth" is terrible advice, especially for someone with anxiety. 😂😂 I ❤ Matteo!

[@alpha8here]

"Ohhhh, Meth!" Literally reminded of MacDoesIt's edit 😂😂😂

[@itzziggy]

A t-shirt that says “I met my partner at a Matteo Lane special”

[@teresasavi8821]

Nick went white during his anesthesia.. more white? Alabaster! Matteo’s voice sounds fierce! Check out his segment at the Metropolitan Opera House backstage… 🤩 😊

[@bajango3975]

you don't understand how much i need this right now...

[@sugarrrfree]

Sivan and Mike! I want to know EVERYTHING.

[@lemonadeslices]

these matteo lane specials are truly, the gifts that keep on giving - thank you.