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[@cloud__99]

It looks like Matteo going shopping with his high maintenance rich mom 😂

[@cornflake233]

Ha!

[@tjlarson6519]

Like a tall thin sober Liza

[@vincentimbesi3947]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mmh290]

Perfection.

[@lindabarragan8055]

Lol😂yes

[@premiumfruits3528]

As a straight man, there is nothing on this planet even remotely as funny as 2 sassy gay dudes roasting the shit out of anything and everything.

[@JesusAllinChrist]

😅☝🏻

[@charlievaluck]

I would pass out laughing if I was walking down 5th with those two

[@TheSusieggd]

Matteo and Nick are always such fun and never fail to dissapoint. 😂❤

[@anneitsanne]

They are Thee Odd Couple that we need and deserve.

[@willsx2]

Nick does look like a Tim Burton character 😅 Merry Christmas to you both and thank you for providing so many laughs this year. All the best for 2024.

[@AG-yz3jw]

the only holiday film i will be watching is this

[@pegm5937]

Preach!😂

[@barbiemarie2376]

Nick is dressed to enter the Matrix 😂

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

“The Matrix” in this context sounds like the latest nightclub as described by Stefon.

[@lindasussman8695]

I grew up in N.Y. I baby sat for a Rockett.🎉

[@TheVid54]

My favorite part was when you guys scared the window displays away. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year fellas!

[@kellyharris5009]

The way that girl in the pink coat and headphones looked at nick when you two stood in front of the ice rink 😂

[@cuucnsbfl9913]

Joe Says: I may need to watch this again and look for that! I lived in Chicago for 5 years and I realize that living in a big crowded city you learn to Adapt to the environment - like, you can be standing in the middle of a thick throng of people and simply ignoring EVERYONE AROUND YOU EXCEPT For your Friend who is standing right beside you - an urban adaptation I learned quite well (unless you notice a Hot Guy in the crowd, in which case you then pay attention to HIM... AND Your Friend!!)

[@frankmancini]

Nick's look is so good here, I love the fur trench-length coat 🧥

[@GregoryCooper-eh6yk]

For Christmas this year I want a time machine so I can see Nick as an 85 year old....it is going to be SUCH a hoot !!!

[@praestant8]

He's already there!

[@MrDLW2010]

Nick is like “I’ve never met this Deli Worker before.. don’t touch my coat!”

[@sondersighs]

I think it would be a blessing to be their friend. These guys seem like people you can rely on for a upfront answer. Have a happy new year ❤😊

[@TheSongwritingCat]

I would take a walking tour with Matteo and that glamorous giraffe

[@praestant8]

I love Matteo and Nick's cynicism with Home Alone. My life would be less rich without their holiday snarkyness.

[@poppycock20]

10:06 absolutely crying at this woman putting on literal earmuffs to avoid the ice princess convo

[@FoxPopuliMusic]

nick is radiating a vague disney villain energy

[@BritInvLvr]

I’m living for Nick’s coat.

[@entropy22]

I could watch 1 hour of this.

[@muscman6075]

Matteo an Nick are incredible together. So funny

[@TheMyoMimi]

I love that as Matteo puts on more layers his hotness diminishes, but Nick becomes hotter. Nick is wearing the hell out of that coat and sunglasses.

[@Foodtubed]

I don’t know if you can hear us because we’re dying of Carbon Monoxide right now … NEW YORRRKKKKKK 😂😂

[@charlievaluck]

“Ok good we’re done” I wish I could vacation with Matteo 😂😂😂 we would be IN AND OUT!!!

[@candylove1234]

"About to take their last breath, but its CHRISTMAS!"

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

You guys make me smile and right now I find it really hard to find reasons to not end my life, thanks for being one of those reasons ❤

[@jademarianna]

I could watch an hour of this.

[@BeautyandtheBronx]

It’s Mateo in a North Face and what looks like an empty book bag for me 😅😅😅 According to Nick, Mateo did not get the memo! 😂😂😂

[@Smoof29]

Happy Christmas boys! Always love to see you together and I'm really enjoying the 15min pods

[@lating911]

Last Christmas my mom forgot to pick me up at JFK after flying in from Dublin.I had to take a taxi all the way to Central Jersey. So a few days later I was watching Home Alone 2 and talking to the tv, in front of my mom saying, "Don't worry Kevin my mom forgot me at the airport too, I know how you feel." Sidenote: As a kid growing up in NYC, my siblings and I would get so excited taking the subway from Jackson Heights into Manhattan. Our favourite part was seeing the Macy's windows. But as time went on it became so crowded and I started to loathe going into mahattan,just too crowded.

[@karenward267]

As alway, you two had me in fits of laughter. I didn’t think the windows were very Christmassy. Merry Christmas to you both from San Francisco.

[@terjemullerkarlsen3028]

I love these guys!! And the fact that suuuuuper hot Matteo so often wears these REALLY unflattering, unstylish jeans:))) Just love it!

[@ElyseMulvaney]

When Matteo made the cat sound near the tree my cat flinched 😂

[@jwshepp2]

mateo "i want a hot dog so we can get moving" *stands still eating hot dog*

[@jamesryan6008]

Nick sounds like a combo Paul Lynde/Charles Nelson Reilly.

[@Motions_AP]

Matteo spitting facts on Christmas is everything

[@JKo96-nc]

I love Nick’s bag.

[@PersephoneRising333]

Not the Michael’s ad playing right after this video 😂 you are correct on the Rolex window vibes.. they need to get their act together... thanks for the wonderful 5th Ave Christmas tour and the sparkling commentary as always✨ Happy Holidays, you two!🎄 🕊🕊

[@teresasavi8821]

Thanks for taking us on your stroll. You’re 💯 on the Rolex window. Thanks for showing us the windows! So many comments/physical gestures that I had to replay 😂 Love Nick’s bag. TY for the beat from the Street ❤ Buon Natale!

[@cyoung55391]

Hahahahahaha, you two are like those two old muppets in the balcony. . . . . .just grouchy and sarcastic but like . . ..gayer!!😂😂😂

[@silkedavid8876]

Such fun, interesting idea to look at the windows of the shops! As a person who lives in a small town it is interesting to see the shopping madness.

[@taylorbennett2929]

I loooooove the aside to explain the winter solstice Pagan roots of Christmas to Nick 😂

[@AndrewShott]

*Nick looks like Neo if he was in the Gay Matrix*

[@zzizahacallar]

Thank you for this. Merry Christmas 🎄 to you both. Much ❤love

[@colorado80401]

😝I know, I was at Neiman's on Christmas Eve, the decorations were so blâsé. Gone are the days of roaming carolers, bell ringers and fragrance bottle engravers. Retail, in its high holy days just isn't the same anymore. Merry Christmas everyone.🎄

[@Specialcowgirl69]

It would be a very wise choice to put Matteo and Nick in charge of luxury brands marketing & visuals 😎 ❤🎉

[@naomimguzman9783]

Jesus was born in the summer he gives off big Leo energy to be honest hahaha 😂

[@calvinwayne7702]

The Christmas windows have nothing to deal with Christmas!!!!

[@derekpearce4987]

I'm just impressed Nick knows what a Zamboni is.

[@sharontisherman7619]

Merry Christmas Matteo and Nick!❤

[@zetnnik]

Hah! Now I hear Squidward! 😅 I’ve watched other vids with Nick, but could never hear Squidward before, but in this vid, I can hear it!!! 🤭

[@kerplunkety]

Loved Nick's dance interlude

[@LookNBeef]

YOU TWO ARE SO FUNNY....AND YOUR FRIEND CHRIS ...ALSO A COMEDIAN IS AWESOME...SO COOL...ATTRACTIVE AND SO COMFORTABLE.....LOVE YOUR COMEDY AND A.LL

[@haydensnethkamp1]

Finally! Another episode of my favorite reality TV show 😂

[@sickvictorianchild]

i've watched this over 10 times lol

[@postalsamGAMING]

Next year..... London at Christmas

[@SabinaPanayotova]

I LIVE for Nick's look!

[@stereohype1]

Yes, The Plaza Hotel is where Home Alone 2 was filmed but it was also the location of the iconic Bette Midler/Lily Tomlin camp classic: "Big Business". For not mentioning this, I'm half tempted to revoke BOTH your gay cards 😂

[@JonesJones-np2kq]

Y’all look amazing, just great absolutely fabulous!

[@javiruiz8365]

I would of loved to see you guys walking around NYC

[@theCourty140]

Quick theology lesson in the middle of 5th Avenue 😂

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Merry Christmas guys 🎄🎄🎄🥰

[@Jeffmylife]

Uhhh Matteo, how long have you known Nick? I don't think Nick is a real person. I think that's Roger from American Dad in a New York Gay disguise

[@agathaangelicawiggers8911]

Omg. Yas.

[@jessakabingue5601]

I’ve never watched home alone 2 and ice princess…but their roasts are so funny.

[@wlavine]

The fur, the statement crossbody, the oversized shades and dare I say, what hints at some lip plumper... Give a girl her own KZbin channel, and she begins to morph into a Kardashian.

[@kayleighgroenendal8473]

Now I cant unhear Squidward 😭 matteo is a dick for that 😂😂😂

[@stepps511]

I adore you two! Merry Christmas - wherever you are! 🌲🎅

[@EM-ru3eh]

Come to think of it, Nick often looks like a Tim Burton character 😘

[@Moharani21]

The sky high man sounds like dried up Crazy Eddy man 😂

[@quantafreeze]

Nick is serving 😮

[@URone2]

LOVE you two.

[@Nexus2Eden]

The Theme at Bergdorf - Christmas on Ketamine! Def a gay holiday. 😂

[@lianacat]

A hot dog with ketchup only!! It’s a small club, but some of us belong!😊

[@omkardhange2310]

He is adpoted afterall 😂

[@jlbnerdy]

Just watched this video & promptly out on Ice Princess...hadn't seen if before. Turns out the story was written by Meg Cabot, who wrote Princess Diaries

[@raleighmann3368]

Matteo, imagine my shock (we're both Chicago) when you said "ketchup only" 😮

[@feg3akatrey144]

To Nick, add a fox fur hat, bigger-framed Jackie-O glasses, large dangly asscher diamond-drop earrings and an Hermes Grace Kelly bag worn cross-body (over her blackglama mink) and VOILA, you have my college girlfriend, with me perusing the Bergdorf and Tiffany windows, Christmas 1990. We used to say we needed to give out fashion tickets for the worst dressed of NYC. Too FUNNY (she was tall/thin like nick, but thankfully married a str8 dude, not me!)

[@samantha4484]

"Like the tree has Covid....." LMAO!! btw, Matteo, stop eating hot dogs! They take 13 minutes off your life!

[@alondonch]

Love you both!😂😂

[@frankramirez271]

Nick looks so good!!

[@seebeyondurself1st82]

Nick is every rich aunty! 😂😂 love you Mateo!❤

[@vincent61532]

Happy new year to you both ❤

[@suzanneurbanart]

Merry Christmas You All! Wishing you both much success, love and happiness in 2024!

[@stephenroe8417]

Merry Christmas to you both.

[@michaeldomino8879]

I love Nick's kvetching

[@maryconnolly2174]

It's astrological themed because it's hearkening to th oldest astrological clock in the world, which sits just at the entrance to Prague's Christmas Market!

[@joemalick]

Was there last weekend, you captured it all perfectly … 😂 was exhausted after 1 day. Love u guys! ❤

[@aossie]

Matteo reading Wikipedia. lol 😂

[@datingissuchadrag8461]

Love watching you crazy kids❤

[@bellz9570]

I love these two when they do videos. ❤😂

[@JoelJoey-w9x]

❤ hello guys have a safe and great holiday 🎀🎀🎀🎁 Nick and Matteo best friends for life and beyond try not to kill each other ❤✌️✌️

[@SuperBigboy1955]

Love love love this so precious.

[@Wstghntnfk]

I CANNOT WAIT to see you in DC in Feb!

[@ykohenzltdr8562]

You guys are awesome! So fun and funny whatever you go! Enjoy!

[@coffee1207]

Oh you guys.. ❤

[@KevinTorres091]

Just got back from spending Christmas in New York and I can say I absolutely HATED it. Way too many people. I love New York and would definitely visit again, but avoid the holidays there! 😅

[@kvkosmosk3891]

Nick, you would be a fantastic Rockette. Dont listen to Mateo.

[@DK-gg9en]

Watching your NY Xmas video 4:50a 12/24/23 - now it’s Christmas !!

[@dorianhorton6805]

That looks just like Chicago! Either/or!🇺🇸

[@deecohen1383]

Hey guys. Nick I loved the blinged out pathers on Cartier bld. That wa a fave of mine 🗽😻🎄🎉

[@Daisuke2788]

I'm glad @Matteo dat u read about da section of Christmas.

[@jlelliotton]

It was a beautiful day in Manhattan today, but the crowds were so huge in mid-town. The market at Bryant Park a zoo. So I went to walk around Central Park and that was very nice.