HOW CAILLOU RUINED CHRISTMAS

[@mattneff]

Happy Holidays Everyone! What would you do if you had to spend Christmas with Caillou? 😂

[@connorstorlie6773]

first

[@JoseLopez94-b8q]

you’re over 5k subs away from 50k

[@nenesspirtualgirlbest9562]

I'd still send him to you Matt! 😂😂😂 Merry Christmas❤❤❤

[@chaserose5127]

Convert to Judaism

[@Joedirt3349]

​@chaserose5127 bro it is NEVER THAT BAD! 😮

[@excitablepack7076]

12 Pointless Advents 11 Christmas Meltdowns 10 Tacky Sweaters 9 Stolen Presents 8 Creepy Faces 7 Sucky Sleigh-Rides 6 Crappy Cookies 5 Awful Songs 4 Broken Toys 3 Nosebleeds D.W. And this Lopsided Goofy-ass Tree!

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

The Lopsided Goofy-ass tree got me😂😂😂😂

[@Numb3rBl0cksfan]

@@YoursTrulyThe1Pony It Got Me to

[@mathieuleader8601]

Krampus is going to have a field day with Caillou

[@jackgacha9981]

You think he’s gonna touch that thing?

[@mattneff]

I'm not sure Krampus would survive a Caillou encounter 😂

[@joshuatewolde1837]

@@mattneff Merry 1688th Christmas & Happy New Year, Matt Neff! (336 A.D./C.E. -- 2024)

[@mariag1556]

Woody: yep

[@cricketguy1206]

Better just make it a whole field week.

[@StewieJustSaidThat]

Sad trivia about this movie: The original voice actor of Caillou died in a car crash on her way to record lines for this film. Caillou was recasted immediantely to finish the film.

[@victorialawhon2251]

Oh that's terrible! I didn't know that 😢

[@burnforeverandever]

I thought she died after they finished recording the lines, could be wrong though. Either way it’s sad that happened

[@StewieJustSaidThat]

@@burnforeverandever She was halfway through recording the lines. They ended up just re-recording the lines with the new voice actor.

[@lukechristmas3951]

You know, just now hearing about that, I'm not going put in my two cents to tear apart this movie. I was going to (that's why I come here) but now I'm not.

[@StewieJustSaidThat]

That's an FU Cinar in my books. Really shows how much they really care for their workers.

[@dylanfleurentin647]

Caillou is definitely on the permanent naughty plaque.

[@mattneff]

Definitely. He's a menace. 😂

[@Jayden-999-Infinyte]

They Should Have Just Gave That Brat Coal

[@noahthesheepking7663]

@@mattneffcaillou is the reason the naughty list exists

[@CameroniinaBreeze-Official]

That's what I was gonna say!

[@EvanAguiluz]

He's so naughty that not even krampus would take him cause that's how bratty he is

[@joshuatewolde1837]

Caillou doesn't Need a Lump of COAL, He needs a Visit from KRAMPUS!

[@mattneff]

He can have both 😂

[@davionanderson4940]

Poor ol Krampus won't survive with this billard ball brat

[@owenkeys3937]

I said last year that Krampus should visit DW.

[@FinamationStudios]

Nah he needs a visit from a belt

[@FinamationStudios]

Naw, he needs a visit from a BELT

[@Father_of_Death]

How Caillou Ruined Christmas? Simple, he exists!

[@Koreangirl06-b8q]

😂😂

[@jamellfoster6029]

Lol. 😂😅😂😅... But it's so true. Can we please send this dodo 🦤 to Neptune??!!!!

[@Mr.Nygma90]

Caillou is so bad even the Grinch when he hated Christmas would be like “hey kid chill out”

[@mattneff]

Lol Caillous heart is also 3 sizes too small

[@Mr.Nygma90]

@ more like 6 sizes too small

[@mightyfilm]

Send him the Jim Carrey Grinch. All those extreme Dutch angles will make Caillou puke.

[@Pukeprincess]

@@Mr.Nygma9010 sizes

[@BlueBerryBoyBBB]

14:03 I Love Your 12 Days Of Caillou Song 10/10

[@mattneff]

Thank you!

[@sethmickens9242]

Agreed

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

Better than all the songs in this special put together

[@chout1986]

Absolutely brilliant dude. I could listen to you narrate Calliou episodes all day, man. Never stop the way you say "plaaaaay"!

[@mattneff]

Thanks! Which episodes should I cover next?

[@trainhuntersfamily8625]

@@mattneffI don’t remember if you covered this one already but The Promise episode is a good one to review. Sibling debate, sibling violence, lying, and of course whining.

[@sarahouck6747]

Man, if the number of Matt Neff's subscribers keeps climbing, he just might open up a daycare in which Caillou's parents would consider themselves lucky enough for them to decidedly drop him off at!

[@jeremiahsisaias8677]

​@@mattneffI knew you were going to review this Caillou Christmas movie! :D I remember watching this on PBS Kids Sprout. 6:54: He could be better or worse. 8:58: Meme boi. 😎 10:13: In Soviet Russia Christmas presents wrap you. 😎😂🎁🎄 11:17: Sharing is caring. 😊 I think I once cried with the movie's credits.

[@tremere3337]

Krampus tried to send Caillou to hell but satan said they couldn't accept him. He was overqualified.

[@melissacooper8724]

I bet that Satan had enough of Caillou after spending a few seconds with him! 😂

[@broadwaybrook2319]

"Stop ruining the holidays like my aunt ruins potato salad!" "Their lives are hard enough without your crappy cookies!" "Daddy's story is so boring that it instantly puts Caillou to sleep."

[@swirlystrawstudios5465]

Caillou didn't become more tolerable later, as the show kept going, he just became boring and hardly emotional especially in flash animation

[@mattneff]

Lol I haven't watched the flash version, and I don't want to 😂

[@swirlystrawstudios5465]

​Yes its best u dont, itll just want to make you hate him more @mattneff

[@desenhosanimados2010]

​@@mattneffno, he got tolerable later, i did watch the later episodes

[@EWOODJ]

He definitely got more tolerable

[@desenhosanimados2010]

​@@EWOODJi agree with you

[@RobbieMatheson-m2e]

12:56 😂"Dear God there worlds have collided" was funny 😂

[@TheBasherShow]

12:58 “The end of days is upon us”

[@gooeydude574]

I prefer the version where he’s grounded grounded grounded for an absurd number of years

[@laurap4017]

My brother wrapped random stuff around the house like Rosie when he was little. Wrapped my mom's checkbook and the TV remote.

[@MyNameIsHi-010]

I mean, that is relatable for toddlers who don't know better and are silly so I wouldn't get on Rosie for that. 😁😁

[@matthewhenningervonada9914]

Also, as I said in an earlier post, and even though it was 21 years ago, RIP to Jacklyn Linetsky. Pass away way too soon, and might have been the most bearable to hear.

[@sharonmiller9141]

Rob Paulsen would do Caillou's Dad, Boris. Rob Paulsen is a legendary voice actor! And Maurice LaMarche would do Caillou's Grandpa.

[@mitchfletcher2386]

​@@sharonmiller9141....huh?

[@LoganCampbell-c7x]

“ and this lopsided goofy ass tree”, had me Dying

[@LoganCampbell-c7x]

Thanks for liking my comment

[@ShaneSkaalerud-nk2jk]

2:45 you'll start dreaming about Caillou singing. And then you won't get the song out of your head. You'll be singing it all day at work. In his voice. 😂😂

[@brenlc1412]

1:30 I think they should be more worried about the fact that Gilbert is going to have diarrhea all over the kitchen table.

[@Mynameisnotlucaslikeatall]

1:49 "dId U sAy PlaYyYy?!?!?"

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

All this snow at christmas is so alien to me. Down here in Aus, right now, it is 40C outside. (over 110F). Send him down here, see if the little tyke could cope in our conditions. Bet he couldn't XD. Then it would be my turn to assert dominance by standing in that heat while he sweats. Also, that editing glitch at 12:46 was so comedically timed, I'm glad it stayed in. Never fix it. This is gold.

[@DanaTheDarknessDragonQueen]

Caillou is the definition of krampus

[@mattneff]

Lol which one would win in a fight?

[@DanaTheDarknessDragonQueen]

@@mattneff krampus

[@btshea9537]

I remember seeing this movie when I was younger it was definitely more tolerable than any of the Caillou episodes but this video was a treat. We got to hear you go “plaaaaaay” 3 times and that song at the end was absolutely hilarious 😂

[@rabiabhuya6719]

Caillou is so naughty that Santa has an entirely separate list for him cause naughty doesnt even begin to describe him

[@micahbush5397]

4:44 I guess Boris is the new Mr. Read.

[@SparkstheSuperKitty]

This was so funny! The 12 days of Christmas was the funniest part 😂😂

[@VigilantKnight005]

My favourite joke in this video: "I don't know if we should teach this kid anything about Germany." That's so smart of you ^^ By the way, hope you had a good Christmas, Matt.

[@manoftheusajones5147]

You should also do Caillou the Grownup next!

[@violetcore1813]

Nah, that little bastard survived past 6 years old?

[@lilitheswiftie8638]

That one movie where Caillou thought he was a Disney character (cause of all the songs)

[@B.F.79]

I’m surprised that Caillou didn’t got one coal on Christmas, like angelica got one piece of coal last year

[@mattneff]

Santa probably couldn't haul all the coal Caillou deserved 😂

[@lilitheswiftie8638]

Rosie is gonna need so much therapy later from having a sibling like Caillou. She's gonna have to see the licensed psychiatrist Dr. Lucy Van Pelt, who,s probably gonna end up saying Rosie's brother is a blockhead.😂

[@sakurarider3871]

As soon I saw the advent calendar I actually remembered seeing this Christmas movie and I still never realize that Caillou was a very spoiled brat but I was a kid at that time also very funny video you made laugh I also love your version of the 12 days of Christmas song it was hilarious and very belated Merry Christmas

[@V-max97]

Caillou is the kid the knocks over the Christmas tree because you got to put on the first ornament.

[@andrewspokemonreviewandstuff]

Caillou was basically the grinch but 10 times worse

[@mattneff]

And a heart 3 times a small 😂

[@BlueBerryBoyBBB]

​@mattneff it's like how the grinch stole christmas but the film is reversed

[@mariag1556]

Woody: ok but how

[@Sharkkingstudios23]

I remember this movie quite fondly as a kid. It always put me in a good mood. I still consider this movie a guilty pleasure.

[@KidDangerthepony]

Kid Danger: *wearing his purple scarf on his neck wearing his mighty pup movie outfit* Happy Hanukkah!

[@Wildstyle-db1zj]

That 12 days of Caillou song was brilliant and funny, I loved it. 😊😆

[@AstroTitan94]

MeTV Toons showed this at 5am on Christmas Day. Thank god I dodge a bullet while I was in bed.

[@MichelleWarns-t4z]

Are you serious? Because I would never expect them to play a PBS cartoon.

[@AstroTitan94]

@MichelleWarns-t4z yeah, I was flabbergasted when they announced it on their Christmas Day ad.

[@EWOODJ]

Hasn’t been on PBS in years

[@Phish-y8w]

4:33 Cartman imagining himself as Hitler but it’s caillou 💀💀

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

Calliou ruined Christmas by existing

[@xanman5477]

Also, there was another song in the end credits of the Caillou movie called "Everyday", and let's be honest, it's better than the other songs from it.

[@victorialawhon2251]

*me googling the real St Nicholas because Matt told me to* OH MY GAWD!!!!

[@omegasupreme1970]

as a Jew Im offended that Cillou even mentions hanukkah

[@BubblePopping121]

Caillou is definitely on the Naughty List this year.

[@mattneff]

Definitely. He's got a permanent spot! 😂

[@FinamationStudios]

@@mattneffthey probably got a damn you plaque for that little shit

[@isabelstorey7971]

He's on the permanent naughty plague.

[@jeremiahsisaias8677]

Merry Christmas Matt Neff! 🎄😊🎅🎁⛄ I knew you were going to review this Caillou Christmas movie! :D 6:54: He could be better or worse. 8:58: Meme boi. 😎 10:13: In Soviet Russia Christmas presents wrap you. 😎😂🎁🎄 11:17: Sharing is caring. 😊 I think I once cried with the movie's credits.

[@RyanBrewer-u5l]

6:10 😂 ok, I’ve watched your channel for a while, and I’m sure that this is the first time I’ve woken up people in my house from one of your jokes.

[@jamesmoyner7499]

Michael Myers, Norman Bates, Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Jigsaw, Hannibal Lecter, Cruella DeVille, The Evil Queen, Damian, The Wicked Witch of the West, Darth Vader, The Emperor, Pazuzu, and Hal 9000 combined couldn't equal the cruelness, vileness and evil that lies in the bald headed child that even the Devil wouldn't unleash on Earth thinking it's too evil!

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Nobody: Matt Neff: PLAAAAAAAY

[@iceeblueburst03]

Love that 12 days of Christmas song! XD

[@treykoyawena4443]

He should have told him about krampus while he was learning about Saint Nicholas!!

[@queenofawesome2550]

How did Rosie manage to wrap those things all by herself? Her parents couldn't have helped being she regifted them stuff she took around the house. Was it Gilbert? We're missing out on another baby pet universe here people!

[@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982]

I always enjoyed Caillou's Holiday Movie and I think it's cool Caillou is learning the different Christmas Traditions through the Christmas Calendar and learning about giving and sharing with others. Heck, he even participated in the Christmas Play.😁❄️🎁🎄

[@supermariof0521]

11:14 Even Barney showed more restraint in that regard.

[@jayrockkz03]

6:24 damn! Caillou wore his dad out so much that his dad’s shirt can’t decide what color it wants to be

[@thewillofabeast9079]

In all honesty, Caillou seemed more tolerable in the Christmas Movie and in Season 4 onwards (the season where he would occasionally wear his red and green cap). He seems more of an imaginative and curious child than a whiny brat in the previous seasons. And even if he did whine or cry a couple of times, I don’t think it happened as often as the previous seasons did. Now, while his behavior is mainly to blame by his parents basically enabling him and rarely punish him but their were times in Season 4 onwards (and maybe once or twice in the previous seasons) where his parents were pretty good. Like in the episode where Caillou wants to ride his bike without training wheels and when he’s frustrated and sad, his dad gives him some words of advice. Of course, at the end of the day, Caillou was a show based from a children’s book and it was flawed but it was nostalgic.

[@t.tnetwork8654]

Yeah he's more like a curious kid then the previous seasons were he was a brat

[@delisamccoy6500]

Hello, sir. Your versuon of the 12 days of Christmas was lovely and entertaining. 😊

[@willwoodall1561]

My deepest sympathies for having to watch such a horror movie that should had never been made. 😂

[@0RangeVort3x]

Someone give Lucifer and Krampus some hard eggnog

[@mattneff]

Poor one for me too 😂

[@0RangeVort3x]

@@mattneffsame Matt, same

[@0RangeVort3x]

Same here Matt

[@lilitheswiftie8638]

As someone who grew up with classic cartoons like The Looney Tunes, I wonder how Caillou would survive in this other world. Elmer Fudd might pity him cause they're both blad but pretty sure Daffy would lose it after 2 seconds spent with that bald demon.😂

[@treykoyawena4443]

Wow all the time I’ve watched this special I never knew Principal Haney’s VA was Santa!!

[@justinhillenburg9286]

2:16 "NO!! YOU LIE!!! YOU LIE!!!!" Zim

[@ShaneC-kx6sv]

Merry Christmas Matt

[@mattneff]

Merry Christmas!

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

0:16 - PhantomStrider actually prefers the newer Caillou episodes to the older ones because Caillou is much less bratty. 0:57 - I love it when you PLAY that sound clip. 1:01 - 🎶C-I-M-P, Cat in My Pants!🎶 1:37 - The SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "The Snowball Effect" is the best example of a snowball fight I've ever seen. I even have a set of Christmas ornaments based on that episode. 1:44 - Homer Simpson is great at making Snow Demons. ("Ooh, why does that always happen?") 2:15 - The same "Good Boy" who pinched his newborn sister, threw temper tantrums, and generally made life a living Heck for everyone around him. 2:54 - Hopefully they'll also see Sonic the Hedgehog, Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street, Snoopy from Peanuts, The Cat in the Hat, Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Madeline, Barbie, the Rock Em' Sock Em' robots, the Crayola Crayons, and Turbo Man. 3:27 - I had a really great Sonic advent calendar this year. It had figures of Sonic and his friends, as well as accessories, including the seven Chaos Emeralds. 3:34 - There's a big sister bully. Lucy's probably consistently made Santa's naughty list for all the times she bullied Linus and Charlie Brown. 3:58 - The Shining Time Station Christmas special directly referenced that scene. 4:39 - Sylvester from Looney Tunes is luckier than Gilbert. 6:54 - Caillou really is trying to make Santa's nice list. 7:06 - Has Caillou learned nothing from How the Grinch Stole Christmas? 7:29 - Why am I getting Izzy Gomez (from TUGS) vibes from him? 7:49 - I don't think I want to know. 8:21 - Chef Pee Pee called Bowser Junior out for giving him the Ugly Red Train for his birthday and then asking for it back. 8:37 - Someone wrote 5+3=8 on that desk, likely to cheat on their math test. 9:03 - To the Dead Letter office. I saw that Rugrats (1991) episode, and it is creepy. There was a human skeleton in that episode (possibly a postal worker who fell in there years ago). 9:40 - Rexy go down the hoooole... 10:27 - Of course they have a Jewish character celebrate Hanukkah for racial diversity. 12:04 - Dan Schneider approved. 12:22 It looks like Tommy Pickles' screwdriver to me. 12:56 - D.W. is on the Permanent Naughty Plaque, along with Princess Morbucks, Adolph Schickelgruber, and David Zaslav. 13:52 - Caillou's four, he doesn't need to be playing with that kind of toy. Happy Kwanzaa! (And yes, I did see the Rugrats (1991) Kwanzaa special this morning on Paramount+.)

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

12:56 Don’t forget Chris Savino, Dan Schneider, Joseph Stalin, Jeff Jorgensen, Mao Ze Tung, Al Capone, Ivan Vaseyalevich, Saddam Hussein, Donald Trump, Fidel Castro, Benito Mussolini, Cousin Cora, Lucifer, and the Loud Sisters!

[@jakevancour5299]

If this is a Caillou musical, god help us.

[@WarioWareFan01010]

TBH, I’d rather watch the Polar Express than babysit Caillou.

[@thethinkgreen143]

Same thing here, I love the Polar Express

[@WarioWareFan01010]

@@thethinkgreen143 Oh no I meant that as an insult. I hate the polar express because it’s f**king creepy.

[@mattneff]

As someone who love Polar Express, I see this as an absolute win 😂

[@justsomeokami8867]

Polar express is good, any criticism is a crime of the graphical times.

[@lukechristmas3951]

@@justsomeokami8867 The train fanatics love it too. We just hate the questionable parts and the dork that says the engine is a Baldwin when it is clearly a Lima.

[@LanceMartinJr]

Is no one talking about in the farm bit? The Barney only have a horse inside it but no other animals because I assume Caillou killed all the livestock

[@williamroller6761]

Caillou understood the assignment. Ruin Xmas for all

[@MiguelRivas2862]

Bro if callou Caillou was bad and a little brat the whole year and is just behaving a LITTLE good, instead of the space station he would gotten a meltdown management chart for Christmas which probably wouldn’t even work anyway lol

[@BlueBerryBoyBBB]

Can You Review Some Episodes of Charlie And Lola 1. I Will Not Ever Never Eat A Tomato (S1 EP1) 2. But That Is My Book (S1 EP4) 3. It Wasn't Me (S1 EP 13)

[@Dudus366]

I remember that. The animation was kinda cursed.

[@kokobopjammer2571]

Oh my childhood🥹🥹 Its been a while since i heard that title

[@goodboy02network90]

12:16 He shouldn’t feel so bad, Chris Griffin can’t count to three either.

[@joelbarraclough6689]

I'd rather spent my day listening to Mr. Ratburn shipping jokes that watch that bald headed kid

[@DuckWaystoDieDuckWaystoDie]

Yep, he's gay

[@AxelFuentesMusic]

14:02 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

7:31 like the nativity scene or “I wanna Red Ryder double carbine air rifle!! No…you’ll shoot your eye out. _Augh, the classic BB gun block: ‘You’ll shoot your eye out’._

[@tylerjames-yf1ho]

OMG THIS VIDEO IS SO UNHINGED I LOVE IT! I was slapping my knee laughing so hard! Merry Christmas, Matt!

[@basketbrain3975]

It cracks me up every time you mock the way caillou says play

[@datdungbeetle]

Matt needs to review the live action Garfield movie AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

Which one? There's like 2 of them.

[@datdungbeetle]

The first one.

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

@datdungbeetle Yes, I agree. Let's get Matt on this.

[@AngryRJL]

I still think the narrator is Rosie retelling her life about callou

[@dwn2marzgrl]

6:14 had me cackling 😂😂😂😂

[@NickPorter-j2m]

Caillou Throughout The Special:SPACE STATION SPACE STATION SPACE STATION Space Station After Dec 26:collects dust

[@mattneff]

Lol accurate

[@Pakistan-x9h]

2:48 Bro just called him a 🐷(🤣)

[@Taylor92229]

Caillou’s name is right there on the permanent naughty list with Princess

[@ExplorerDS6789]

This was hilarious! Especially loved your 12 Days of Christmas rendition

[@michellecoleman5577]

My 2 main takeaways from this were "I like Rosie" and "The actual fuck is wrong with your aunt?! who puts raisins in potato salad!".

[@zachduperron8543]

I had no idea they made a Christmas special of this blasted show!

[@LuckyVine]

At 14:11 you sang '''seven sucky sleigh rides" but the onscreen lyrics says "seven sucky sweaters".

[@manoftheusajones5147]

Just so you know, Caillou is the 1 sent Vontra to retrieve Rozzum Unit 7134!

[@StepDownLeahThePTBF2002Wannabe]

The 12 Days Of Caillou Song was the best part of the whole video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fallenkingdom-zd8xh]

9:21 Not to mention the legend of him slapping Arius for heresy at the Council of Nicaea.

[@susankornas2613]

I love how this guy is getting mad at the 4 year old and the 2 year old

[@gilmanuel6090]

That 12 Days of Christmas thing you did at the end was brilliant 👍

[@kaitlynsigman-md5oi]

The DW. Part Got Me

[@mightyfilm]

How the hell old is Rosie supposed to be? She has to be too young to have the dexterity to pack down and toss a snowball for it to do any kind of damage, and I do NOT think someone that young can attempt wrapping a present. Isn't she supposed to be like a baby or younger toddler? And, is it just me, or is the tree in the Advent calendar EXACTLY the same lopsided one that Caillou would eventually get? Way to slavishly comply with the prop design department, animators. Reuse the same assets even though this isn't flash.

[@antonipalmagonzalez1374]

This video was awesome. Great job. I could not stop laughing.

[@DawsonLette]

Caillou's the one who started The Tantrum Blitz

[@carolinebergin4633]

Thank you Matt! Happy Holidays!

[@hunterkiersey1469]

You know, I was with him talking about that, Oh my goodness 🤣 2:24-2:43

[@gradynaylor959]

Merry Christmas Matt! I can't wait to see what you have in store for your KZbin channel in 2025 next year. Also, what if they mention North Korea or Russia in Caillou's Advent Calender, or maybe Scotland. Would you ever imagine Caillou playing the bagpipes? 🎅🎄☃️🎁❄

[@natejoe9924]

I really like this channel I'll be sitting here laughing A lot of people can't do it it's just your one-liners is hilarious for some reason is very hard to pull that off

[@seanmeister2320]

@12:53 Is DW even old enough to be watching Star Wars? 😆

[@BJGvideos]

Not really