This show could go straight on Adult Swim with zero changes.
@tracymilburn40054 жыл бұрын
Thats brilliant
@platystrophia4 жыл бұрын
And it would be a massive hit!
@shadowlands3394 жыл бұрын
For sure
@offfuckfella4 жыл бұрын
lets take a step back...why did he leave vice..
@rikuout4 жыл бұрын
@@offfuckfella I don't know the real reason, but I'm glad he left because Vice is way too political, and politics and cooking should not be combined so now he can focus purely on cooking shows.
@kylesneller43284 жыл бұрын
This show is a fever dream that I never want to wake up from.
@iSteve9314 жыл бұрын
Omg that is so true. Wtf, Matty is a magical trip. The dudes pretty entertaining.
@jrmellys28704 жыл бұрын
What an original comment
@kylesneller43284 жыл бұрын
@@jrmellys2870 I thought so too 😎
@Banditanddilcuy2 жыл бұрын
He so funny😂
@martins.71752 жыл бұрын
Man I just woke up!😢
@lavishlyDecorated4 жыл бұрын
Even for a Matty show, this was something else.
@doomcookies4 жыл бұрын
Matty: "I should talk normal" Matty 2 seconds later: "ADD YELLA MUSTARD"
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Turns out that was how he normally talks.
@nathangreen50973 жыл бұрын
“Who loves mustard and milk more than me?” 😬
@reidchandler6486 Жыл бұрын
WTF other color would mustard be? purple?? He is comedy gold. ..And don't say brown, we all know that's just dark yellow.
@adammcghie40503 жыл бұрын
This is easily top 5 greatest productions of any catagory of television or film I have ever seen in my life.
@adriannegleeson54963 жыл бұрын
Right?? The stuff they add in post has gotten really hilarious.
@PaulMalovFishing3 жыл бұрын
😂 100%
@smokinglamp66963 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best cooking show on KZbin. Ever.
@VirtualHolocaust3 жыл бұрын
then you need to consume more content.
@danielwilson11053 жыл бұрын
@@VirtualHolocaust took the comment right from me.
@charlieismyname4 жыл бұрын
By the time he pulled the primerib out of the oven I had completely forgotten that primerib was in the oven and I was watching a cooking show
@nathanscarlett47723 жыл бұрын
Same man lol
@Lizquiz73 жыл бұрын
same
@stevenhu2023 жыл бұрын
Wait.. This is a cooking show? I thought it was a spagetti western
@nice10684 жыл бұрын
Whoever your editor is, they're the master of their craft. Edit: Matty we love you too, you saxy saspararilla. Skiddlydoodle!
@Devan_Dunn4 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@thebigtobinski14484 жыл бұрын
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@Con_Calmaa4 жыл бұрын
Indubitably
@jaydonts27154 жыл бұрын
realll shitttt
@Persephonelope4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@docbp874 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a cooking show anymore. It is just watching a man have a complete existential meltdown, week after week.
@tk97963 жыл бұрын
And I love every minute of it.
@tombodiley623 жыл бұрын
Yeah and it's fucking brilliant
@KSandy-iy6fg3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, it's fckn great show
@peterradmanovich13533 жыл бұрын
I don't see that' at all this is a dude that's excited about what he does and is not afraid to express himself we all wish we could act like him in public but the truth is we all to puss to do it or we look like ass holes it takes a special person to do what he does and be funny.
@dez78523 жыл бұрын
I need to start taking more mushrooms
@Mrniceguysupreme2 жыл бұрын
I feel like these videos are just 95% invasive thoughts mixed in with 5% actual cooking and I love it. It’s what has me keep coming back to Matty after all these years
@shahram72 Жыл бұрын
This is how some of us cook. Constant ADD. Took me an hour to make Chinese food today. I enjoyed every minute of it. Family is starving....
@Bloodletter8 Жыл бұрын
@@shahram72I feel like this conversation got slept on. This is hilarious.
@justinnamilee2 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing over a year later, what a fantastic show. Can't wait for another season.
@mwhawley2 жыл бұрын
Dude I’ve watched the chorizo lasagna episode like 3 times this week. This is something far far greater than just a cooking show.
@liqurmeup Жыл бұрын
We need another season. Season 3, let's go ....
@Inchofknowledge10 ай бұрын
I've watched it countless times over the last three years lol Just a dash.. what a fantastic journey of a show lol
@dbwinters4 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t be happier with the direction this show is moving in
@knysna834 жыл бұрын
DUDE!! I know, so hectic. Production is 💯too. I love it!!
@ChroniclesOfSavage4 жыл бұрын
Is sound guy getting a segment
@blownbiker85924 жыл бұрын
yes. the more anarchy the better!
@mikeythellama4 жыл бұрын
as a Texan, I can confirm this is an accurate representation of how we talk and act.
@erikk64664 жыл бұрын
I love that they all have cowboy hats on except for federa soundguy
@PerfectlyOFENSV4 жыл бұрын
With a side of barbecue water and we’re all set.
@rainepanda4 жыл бұрын
It's uncanny lol is this Matty Matheson or Matthew McConaughey?
@Tanner85854 жыл бұрын
Ya got damn right it is !! Yueeeaaahhhh
@hope_and_love4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the humor, but no, not in any way.
@zzzay42004 жыл бұрын
This show should be renamed to, “Just an Existential Crisis”
@Internetiswatchingu4 жыл бұрын
Just a dash: “A show where a loud screaming tattooed Canadian takes a 150 prime rib roast and recreates a 2 dollar fast food sandwich.”
@joshadams38743 жыл бұрын
$2?? When’s the last time you were in Arbys, 1993?
@Internetiswatchingu3 жыл бұрын
Never been, but it was meant to be satire. I love Marty. ;)
@s4mpson3 жыл бұрын
@@joshadams3874 You mean 1973?
@adamontoremember3 жыл бұрын
@@joshadams3874 their beef and cheddar's are 2 for $6 so it's more like $3 a piece but close enough
@AlexMartinez-13163 жыл бұрын
This brought me to tears Matty thank you so much. My uncle who passed away was a chef and he had this crazy stitched together leather cowboy hat and he'd be in the kitchen in full blown character (Mr Rattlesnake) and be yelling all types of over the top shit just like you. I love you brother thank you for this episode.
@AlexMartinez-13163 жыл бұрын
RIP uncle Baltazar I love you and miss you forever!
@djkeelo4 жыл бұрын
Matty literally lives his life in CAPS LOCK. By far the most yelling of any episode.
@MatthewTaylor864 жыл бұрын
When he yells so much he gives himself a headache
@stevenanderson7184 жыл бұрын
He had to make up for the lack of yelling last episode.
@michaelphillips89604 жыл бұрын
matty is healing america, all the way from canada.
@zkipa4 жыл бұрын
i'm here for it
@mandyg54444 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@thegreatecb4 жыл бұрын
*I think I seen a bit of green puss and maybe a cancer-ball in that meat* 😳
@nataliabell61934 жыл бұрын
As an American- i agree with this comment.
@RedFaceeee4 жыл бұрын
With obesity
@RedVelvetRabbit4 жыл бұрын
This video single handedly cures me of my crippling depression.
@jakeofa72264 жыл бұрын
What're you depressed about?
@Twuntt3 жыл бұрын
I wish
@Bloodletter83 жыл бұрын
YOU GONNA BE OK, COWPOLK??
@cliffyleathersons58483 жыл бұрын
@redvelvetrabbit we love you and you f@#$ing rock!!!!!
@cliffyleathersons58483 жыл бұрын
@@Twuntt you don't cook? Cooking always pulls my outta the muck
@ponyride234 жыл бұрын
Matty: [Yells non-stop for hours] Also Matty: I feel a headache coming on...
@blackaxium2343 жыл бұрын
Matty: is this funny to anyone else? Me, alone in the office, out-loud: YES
@jackjones20144 жыл бұрын
110dB: rock concert 120dB: jet engine at take off 200dB: matty screaming in a cowboy hat
@nictedesco73024 жыл бұрын
Love Matty but this was legit unwatchable because of all the yelling
@zubmit7004 жыл бұрын
Best cooking show because of the host and the editors. It almost reminds of the times when BradLeone and Vince were killing it.. Just a second I need to cry.
@garrettsmith42064 жыл бұрын
The whole team deserves credit
@janis19814 жыл бұрын
@@garrettsmith4206 Well what are you waiting for.....
@jgreenjeans4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Vincenzo
@erikk64664 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Brad and Vince owned their brand and show when they were at their prime. It's a shame.
@concray4 жыл бұрын
i don't think vince was the editor.
@ryanm344 жыл бұрын
This show just keeps going more and more off the rails....and I’m okay with it
@gloriawright9094 жыл бұрын
You've said this b4
@joewwilliams4 жыл бұрын
@@gloriawright909 Keeps bein true
@indra95ify4 жыл бұрын
It's so on brand
@myles6969694 жыл бұрын
Its like the eric andre of cooking shows
@indra95ify4 жыл бұрын
@@myles696969 or like the billy eichner on the streets of cooking vibe
@0911-x7t4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion this is the best "Just a dash" episode. Ever. On top of that, Matty's "southern u.s. accent" is on point for a Canadian with a noticeable Canadian accent normally. This was just all around fun. When Matty and the crew were geekin' over the cheeze whiz portion of the video I immediately started geeking myself. And I almost never laugh out loud alone.
@maytay_woo4 жыл бұрын
This is actually the height of artistic integrity. Deadass.
@dominicolley35194 жыл бұрын
sound guy is Matty's toby from the office
@qaufinatorCT4 жыл бұрын
Sound guy really looks like a fedora guy. M’lady
@mollymcdermott26674 жыл бұрын
A ‘tips hat’ in a Facebook message kinda guy.
@em_birch4 жыл бұрын
But worth spending time with.
@mollymcdermott26674 жыл бұрын
‘I don’t have a beard. This is a neck beard.’
@donaldkrambeck4 жыл бұрын
M'Arbys
@darrenp34504 жыл бұрын
M'atty
@brycewalburn39264 жыл бұрын
Mattie: pays $200 for rib roast Also Mattie: puts Cheez Whiz on it
@NVMiele784 жыл бұрын
exactly this - but it is why we love him
@Bloodletter83 жыл бұрын
CHUZZ WAZZ
@chaseherbst71974 жыл бұрын
When Matty said “Could you get me 4 gel tabs.... of Advil” I felt that
@MillerTimeGolf4 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm this is our native lingo.
@Andrew-zc6ms4 жыл бұрын
My therapist: You need to set aside time for yourself away from the stressors causing anxiety in your life. Me: *proceeds to watch the fever dream that is Just a Dash* Ah, sweet sweet escape.
@ryanegeler60594 жыл бұрын
I feel like if you ever wanted to know what doing a line of coke was like, this would be a good example xD
@circeular4 жыл бұрын
@@j.d.o5709 No, it’s not, and it’s really awful to discourage people from seeking the help that they need.
@joshchapman47534 жыл бұрын
@@j.d.o5709 lol it’s just talking to someone. Conversation is healthy
@slingsong4 жыл бұрын
My 2 year old said "he upset?" I told him no he's just loud. Then he just kept saying over and over "too loud, too loud"
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS4 жыл бұрын
you probably should have turned the volume down
@D-Z3213 жыл бұрын
😂
@CrudeCulinary4 жыл бұрын
We're convinced the editor watched a western movie and then took acid before editing that intro. AMAZING.
@Ca55per4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they are all micro-dosing at least half the time... except the editor and the meat face nightmare guy...
@SailHatinSoap4 жыл бұрын
No they took acid BEFORE the western
@vimenyavsezaebali4 жыл бұрын
"can i talk normal?" "its your show" proceeds to continue to use the twang throughout the whole show
@CharlieCreedonWells Жыл бұрын
I love coming back to this video so much. Matty vs. The Fly is a classic tale of the wild west through and through, and the pitch of Matty's screaming going up throughout the video is just plain funny.
@indra95ify4 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, cowboy matty is the loudest thing i ever heard
@ngianco14 жыл бұрын
That accent really took us on a journey. From the wild west, to Dave Chapelle. There was even a brief stop at Bill Cosby towards the end. Magnificent!
@zoppashotgun4 жыл бұрын
I live for Michelle's wild swings between "I may literally be sleep walking right now" to "that's the funniest thing I've heard all week".
@robertraabe83733 жыл бұрын
I love how chaotic neutral Sound Guy is. Everyone gets a cowboy hat and he gets a fedora.
@TheSyl632 жыл бұрын
he is so much funnier than he gets credit for
@Aquariusprincess852 жыл бұрын
I love Matty. His meltdowns bring me so much joy and laughter. Never change.
@schweglerd4 жыл бұрын
this was the best episode you've ever done. This needs to be a recurring character.
@exploitedmind4 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Matty might be the best version of Matty this side of the Mississippi, I tell ya hwat!
@VINsational3314 жыл бұрын
That episode was a gongshow. I love it. Things I'd like to continue to see: 1) More cowboy Matty 2) More food cost math 3) Hat shenanigans
@thinkbeforeyouspeakalexand2272 жыл бұрын
less bugs doe.
@JohnParkism Жыл бұрын
😂
@Bloodletter8 Жыл бұрын
4) Less Sound Guy and his fedora bullshit
@andreasulbricht22133 жыл бұрын
I have watched this like 15 times just to hear Matty say Chee- waayz.
@j.w.91223 жыл бұрын
That C-Whisss
@nchasz3 жыл бұрын
GRAB DAT YELLA
@TheDisTract3 жыл бұрын
Matty you have finally found your perfect situation. This show is high art. Please never break this crew up. This channel will skyrocket no doubt.
@qualljq4 жыл бұрын
I love how much Cowboy Matty drains regular Matty's body. He knows we don't deserve Cowboy Matty but he pushed through the pain. I hope we get to see that wild spirit again but I know it cost too much.
@RhysDardis4 жыл бұрын
The cost is 4 gel tabs...of Advil
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Matty is the master of channeling his energy into chaos.
@BostonBlues3 жыл бұрын
truly one of the most prolific method actors of our time
@thenomadchef3814 жыл бұрын
Matty: it’s been along year 20 days into the year Me: ugh yeah he’s right...
@NiceGuyNate4 жыл бұрын
*Spends hundreds of dollars on prime rib* "Yes I absolutely want this to taste like arby's"
@classictalkies4 жыл бұрын
When Matty ripped his hat off and batted at the fly it was the most truly Old West thing he did this episode. 😂
@beniganga3 жыл бұрын
Finally, a chef who knows what chefing is all about. Thank you, Matty Matheson and crew, for bringing the little twinkle back to the eye of food.
@ImmortalKing6794 жыл бұрын
I need a show starring him and Charlie Day.
@erikk64664 жыл бұрын
They need an episode of them going into matty's restaurant and getting out ego'd by him
@designproof4 жыл бұрын
And Jack Black
@itcangetbetter4 жыл бұрын
@@designproof And Jim Carrey
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere4 жыл бұрын
Thought it said “I need to shower after this” because I read fast as a mutha
@bradshawty4 жыл бұрын
@Nicky Santoro 6 comments into the thread and we are already toxic af. Nice
@MattSalkeldMusic4 жыл бұрын
No shit, this is probably my favorite episode ever. GOLD
@MRclmarshFTW4 жыл бұрын
He’s like the cooking chris Farley.
@farmerdan97804 жыл бұрын
Only with more yelling.
@avatarofpapermagic4 жыл бұрын
Hope he gets healthier, couldn't handle losing Chris and Matty in my time
@serialkilla1284 жыл бұрын
Finally the perfect description
@kaosdays21463 жыл бұрын
Finally another human as in love with Arby’s as I am and it’s the lord himself. I love you Mr. Matheson
@al1454 жыл бұрын
"That boy ain't right, I tell ya hwhat."
@froggerjuice4 жыл бұрын
I have never had to adjust my volume so many times on a single video.
@1223isTHEnumber4 жыл бұрын
I'm over here blowing water out of my nose from laughing and Matty has the audacity to ask "Does anyone else think this is funny?"
@ReallyGhey4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Was blowing drink out of my nose also!
@vikinglore10664 жыл бұрын
Anyone else still reeling over the Billy Zane fiasco? 😂😂
@jgreenjeans4 жыл бұрын
Do you mean, "Billy Zane masterpiece"?
@vikinglore10664 жыл бұрын
@@jgreenjeans lol yes! Sometimes the right word escapes me but yes masterpiece is a better word for sure. 😀
@sanguine19884 жыл бұрын
I’m still not entirely certain that wasn’t Billy Zane...although I’m still not entirely certain that was Billy Zane. I don’t know what to think anymore!
@vikinglore10664 жыл бұрын
@@sanguine1988 me either! Lol
@jaclynoconnell57524 жыл бұрын
i think about it every day
@wtuns123 жыл бұрын
Matty is without a doubt my favorite chef. He is so knowledgeable, but doesn’t care to have fun in the kitchen. It’s really something amazing to watch him cook!
@jrocmn3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am feeling blue this is one of the videos I watch that always makes me smile and laugh hysterically. CHEEZ WEZ
@TheSyl632 жыл бұрын
THE CHEZZZ WAYYYZZZ
@ogwankenobi66554 жыл бұрын
"see cant have nice things.. sound guy ruined another thing" haha thats brilliant :D
@HaveANiceDayDude4 жыл бұрын
thats soundING guy to you...!
@SwoosMaster4 жыл бұрын
This episode of Just a Dash went so much further off the rails than any other episode to date and I loved every moment of it more than any other episode so far. Keep it up Matty we love you this is prime entertainment.
@Bloodletter8 Жыл бұрын
"Prime entertainment" I see what you did there.
@Betweentheatoms4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is Matty at 120%, and I didn’t know wanted to go even higher.
@dcd19353 жыл бұрын
I love these new episodes so much better... the behind the scenes insanity. He really shines here... so does the crew. I’ve watched the older ones they just aren’t the same
@zenjenh86832 жыл бұрын
I laugh every single time. Matty you are the freaking best chef on TV or YT.
@tylerdepriest24 жыл бұрын
This was the best cooking show episode of all time! I may, however, need an aspirin.
@sarzootashoota3514 жыл бұрын
I like how no one knows the difference between bearing the brunt of something and being the butt of the joke on Matty's team.
@joewwilliams4 жыл бұрын
Or this is just more of everyone fucking with him.
@06alepea14 жыл бұрын
@@joewwilliams Either way it's comedy gold.
@Thechezbailey4 жыл бұрын
@@joewwilliams Everyone's against him.
@Slim_Charles4 жыл бұрын
They're Canadian, they have a hard time with English sometimes
@andrewserrano31764 жыл бұрын
Matty’s voice is like eating IN N OUT at 2 AM. It just hits differently.
@rocketjockey93334 жыл бұрын
Matty’s videos always bring me so much joy but this one had me rolling. Thanks for making people happy.
@jstarz70443 жыл бұрын
I've never been more entertained watching a cooking show. Plus that sandwich kicks ass!!!
@stephenb67814 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely one of the only things that brings me joy anymore
@EliteBoxingENT3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacopocarboncini57124 жыл бұрын
This show MUST be given a fucking OSCAR!
@camaraamen93174 жыл бұрын
this man is trying to save the planet alone
@tylerryan4583 жыл бұрын
I’ve sat here laughing at this video for an hour now. Matty was born to entertain.
@saucxyfijian39278 ай бұрын
8:20 🤣😆, ive never laughed so much at a youtube video 😭😭🤣
@Tanner85854 жыл бұрын
I’m from Texas and I cried the entire time from laughin so hard. Fuck man Matty is funny AF
@drewgalbraith44994 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start watch Matty’s videos I’m like “what the fuck is this shit”... but by the time I light my second after work joint (about 4 minutes into the Episode) I understand why I’m here
@alaintavakoli45734 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@slofobra49664 жыл бұрын
Same here brother. About to light the first.
@SpaceBalrog4 жыл бұрын
I love this show and every god damn staff member. Thanks for brightening up my day Greetings from Germany
@djaanzor3 жыл бұрын
Holy hell this is one of the best clips, not laughed so much for a while! Thanks Matty!!!
@sourbrothers732 жыл бұрын
6:55 I love how he just doubled down when everything and everyone was falling apart In his Grateful Dead hockey jersey
@sourbrothers732 жыл бұрын
Matty _"Morale"_ Matheson
@carolavalos54244 жыл бұрын
This crew deserves like.. a Fkn gift card or something. It’s hilarious
@joostin1234 жыл бұрын
Gift card for garby's for the crew
@jaywisely34114 жыл бұрын
Is that a red dead redemption 2 screen shot at 3:58? Good call, guys.
@beasers42704 жыл бұрын
Yes its new Hanover
@nchasz4 жыл бұрын
🙏 + 💵 + ⛵ = Tahiti and 🥭
@STdoubleDs4 жыл бұрын
Let me catch my son making a homemade Beef n' Cheddar on KZbin and he forgets the onion bun.
@nathangreen50973 жыл бұрын
Matty, you are everything that makes humanity a good thing. Thank you fren!
@zachcaldwell49404 жыл бұрын
Woooo weeee!!! Dis show is by far the best darn tooting cookin show I ever darn did see
@igorsiliano36554 жыл бұрын
This is the prime of internet content right here.
@gullerback4 жыл бұрын
i've never laughed so hard at one of these videos, Bravo.
@MrNSup4 жыл бұрын
Arby's Beef 'N Cheddar is more satisfying than a Big Mac.
@dozer16424 жыл бұрын
A swift kick to the nuts is more satisfying than a Big Mac.
@Sarahonwheels4 жыл бұрын
I like the Arby's brisket sandwich and brown sugar bacon
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
They are now 5 for $10
@Mcowling2 жыл бұрын
KZbin algorithm is serving me a re-watch of Matty's channel and I'm in. Matty Thank you for being you.
@farhabunali87033 жыл бұрын
Can we please, just PLEAAASSEEE have couple more Cowboy Matty episodes? I just love the overall carnage and chaos this whole episode showcases! Someone please tell me.... 'MORE EPISODES ARE GETTING CLOOOSSSEEERRRRR!!'
@adambrommel70284 жыл бұрын
My eyes are wet from laughter tears. I think we need a showdown between Sheriff Matty, Deputy Rang, and........ THE SLUDGE
@DancingSpacePotato4 жыл бұрын
Oh to be a T-Rex getting a sponge bath from Michelle
@Pourquoinepas4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say thank you to your editor, Michelle, the fedora from Trish's grandfather and of course, the star of Just A Doodle, beef. I am so here for this chaos.
@Banditanddilcuy3 жыл бұрын
Matty is soo funny!! I rewatched this episode couple of times
@thecollectivecottage52044 жыл бұрын
Thank you Matty for always being awesome and bringing us such a great show! This one ☝️ was one of the best so far, it had us rolling 🤣 I got your book for Christmas 🤗 it is awesome of course ! Many blessings to you and your fam!
@PIXELmoonbase4 жыл бұрын
Honestly my favourite episode... We need more Cowboy Matty!
@IndiePatron4 жыл бұрын
Seen every episode and this is definitely the best one
@Liefblighter4 жыл бұрын
Matty is the cat from Fievel goes West... Sound guy: Matty: The LaaAazzy EyE
@Kimsey0994 жыл бұрын
Tiger ! Lol yes
@618DiarrheaSquirrels3 жыл бұрын
Omfg u nailed it!! Good fkn call!
@glitterhoney3 жыл бұрын
omg TIGER! what a great movie (think i’ll relive my youth tomorrow)
@PatDurkinMusic3 жыл бұрын
Wow, throwback!
@pint31663 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're right
@bhavikpandit19504 жыл бұрын
Best. Episode. EVER! I'm swimming in my own piss from laughter!
@Daniel-xu6kd3 жыл бұрын
It’s so cool how he just did everything his way in life. Like a true rockstar. Killing it, cooking show, cookbooks, restaurants, family and having fun while doing it it seems.