ASMR The NICEST Cologne Salesman - Store Roleplay for Sleep

ASMR The NICEST Cologne Salesman - Store Roleplay for Sleep. I made this video for you so I included tapping, soft spoken, box opening, crinkles, spray sounds and lots of personal attention. I hope you can sit back, relax and enjoy this roleplay and if you have tingle immunity, I hope this cures it! Thank you for being here as always!!!
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What is ASMR you ask?
ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response". It is the tingling sensation that usually starts around your scalp and is followed by spreading to your back and limbs. It is largely used to help relax and sleep.

[@Atlas-pn6jv]

Matty: "What is your goal with this fragrance...?" Me: "World domination." Matty: "Ok, nice! Nice! That's probably the most common, to be honest."

[@knight.7451]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@somerandomguy001]

Lmao

[@Skilongandprosper]

Lmao

[@VIP-df6mt]

3:00

[@jarosawbaut9522]

LMAO

[@Fairlady350Z]

You guys ever watch ASMR and want to fall asleep but , you also want to see what’s going on ?

[@markfranklin2665]

yes

[@polykarposz]

ye

[@Manuel-ne5qt]

yes

[@PrettyBoySlaughter]

That's me rn 😂

[@Rexowen-eu6vk]

Absolutely

[@asmrsloth]

If every sales person were chill like this I would buy so much more in stores

[@ConestogaCreek]

HA! So true 🙂

[@hmealm5516]

Unfortunately this is true, and it's why some people end up buying a lot more expensive shit they don't need.

[@michellem5647]

What are ……stores?

[@RachASMR]

Same. I’d go just for the relaxation lol

[@Mjtlyricalking]

Same honestly

[@a3fn101]

It’s so fun talking to him and seeing how far I can go without making the conversation unrealistic

[@a3fn101]

Thank you so much matty that heart made my day so much better thank you man

[@slayerofdenmark5057]

@@a3fn101 💀💀💀

[@Synnzinopsis]

​@@slayerofdenmark5057 💀💀💀💀

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

@@Synnzinopsis💀💀💀💀💀

[@Lebronjahames312]

​@@furretthefuzzynoodle3896 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@asmrash0597]

I’ve had Jimmy Choo Man, and Versace Eros and they both smell PHENOMENAL. Great taste in fragrances, Matty! I’ll have to try the flame one!

[@cameronwright4634]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE “MATTY” Does it again with another soothing ASMR video, definitely one of my fav *writing this half asleep btw 😴*

[@benflis1618]

“What is your goal with today’s purchase?” “To mask the smell of my heroin” “Nice, nice. That’s probably the most common reason.”

[@RachASMR]

_Matty you have such a comforting aura. Just seeing you on my screen always makes me smile and feel warm inside._

[@mighty298bee]

Little does he know im buying it to drink

[@adam7018S]

If you don’t reply I’m guessing you had too much 😂

[@mighty298bee]

@@adam7018S i didnt have enough i must consume more

[@Skylar.d]

Hey....you look like the awesome dude who sold me a pair of shoes and was my first class flight attendant!

[@MattyTingles]

Thank you all so much for being here!! I had so much fun making this video! Remember to LIKE the video if you liked it! I have a ton of Roleplays coming and collabs! Stay tuned!! 💜💜

[@sourlemon3250]

Great vid Matty, I really enjoyed it!

[@knight.7451]

@@sourlemon3250 same really god vid

[@acookie9388]

Weird as it is, this video has gotten me into cologne. So thanks

[@coldramen3744]

His face makes me happy. He just looks happy with the world.

[@pokeking721]

19:00, freeze that face. Thank me later

[@MattyTingles]

Lol chill

[@gabby4162]

@@MattyTingles I freezes it and wish I didn’t… im uncomfy

[@RJP.]

LOL

[@michellem5647]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mohammadkheir3099]

your too good bro

[@RJP.]

Pause the video and go to 19:00

[@brennensnyder9236]

🤣

[@Kixal07]

This actually made me laugh lmfao

[@kastrosadam892]

He looks like Shrek

[@QtAdomi]

This guy resonates "that one cool uncle who is always wholesome and fun" vibes and I love it

[@bobrichardson7899]

This video is making me want to go buy cologne. Ive never bought cologne before.

[@adensmith6440]

Versace Eros, the blue bottle in the thumbnail, is about $100. It’s pretty good, I have it myself. Though I’d recommend using it more in the fall/winter. Looks for something lighter for the warmer weather.

[@sakshamberry9334]

@@adensmith6440 I own it too and it’s fucking amazing mate recommend it a 100%

[@sportslife8697]

If your like me you will buy one and then want to try them all and spend a lot of money on random scents that some of which you will never use

[@goth9160]

Versace Eros smells great, i also have Invictus by Paco Robanne for the summer. If you want another great winter fragrance such as Eros, you should try jean paul gaultier Ultra Male

[@sportslife8697]

@@goth9160 invictus has a cool commercial that’s very crazy, look it up on KZbin, very random

[@HamhamASMR]

Matty: what is your goal with today’s purchase? Me: I’d like to cover up the smell of all the dead bodies in my car so when I get pulled over, the K-9 doesn’t flag my car. Matty: ok. Nice, nice. That’s-that’s probably the most common, to be honest. You’ve came to the right place. Just so you know, you’re at the right place…we’re gonna get you a great fragrance, ok? Me: Suh-weeeet

[@Yessirr2023]

You good

[@williammorales6142]

“Do you own any fragrances?” Me: “ no, I smell like shit” Matty: “sure, sure”

[@tyrike591]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tytytytyerew]

Jurassic world tour guide pls

[@radmanvm6337]

This guy actually made me buy some fragrance

[@jaidenpaskanik2762]

4:50 “I can’t show you my favorites” 7:04 “this is one of my favorites”

[@dair7947]

6:34

[@bobstystuart7401]

He says, "I *TRY* not to show you my favorites..."

[@hassanabdallah2001]

Who else negotiated with the perfume sellers in the mall. I negotiated a lady for a Dylan blue Versace cologne set from $120 to $70 flat no tax. Literally these guys get their cologne for $4 and they only have to pay for shipping which is only a couple dollars more. Their making $100 in profit off a $120 cologne set for example. In order to not get ripped off, you have to know what your talking about and know your brands.

[@isadora5826]

what? teach me so i dont get clowned no more

[@Mar-bg4pu]

Bro teach me your ways 💀

[@that_feech_fellow5878]

Yeah dude anything in the cosmetics industry is at an incredible mark up. Those lemon pads you use for your nose, yup, just lemon

[@Hilarious_Dog]

Not 4 dollars more like 55

[@sandman6983]

As a cologne junkie…this one was a home run! Definitely going in my ASMR playlist so I can come back to it again.

[@barricade7048]

*plot twist* you cant smell anything. Because he is secretely selling you pure water

[@casemiro3663]

He reminds me of Ned from Spiderman

[@RyanIsntReal1]

Yes.

[@JordanMayjor3p7]

He just did a Ned role play.

[@trentcausey3731]

Salesman: What is your goal... me: my balls have bad odors... salesman: thats probably the most common me:😟

[@Ash-mo7oc]

Me: I want my perfume to make me feel so sexy I can't help touch myself. Salesman: thats probably the most common. Me: WHERE????!!!!

[@cdgriffon1324]

Netflix:are you still watching? someone's daughter: 16:43

[@everyothernamestaken6995]

ROFL XD

[@Chrisssss45]

NOOOOOO GTFOH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

OMG 😳

[@florisdesaedeleir8332]

How does matty not have 1 million subscribers🤯

[@younky7095]

how does he not even have 500k

[@limenade5941]

I don’t know what it was, but I swear to god I smelled cologne as I was watching this video. It was 1: 55 am, so I guess I was kinda too into it and kinda trippin’ from sleep deprival.

[@franktoranzo9255]

this man is one of the nicest and chill asmrtists that ive ever seen. he deserves more recognition.

[@js5072]

This is the most natural acting, you should audition for extra roles in movies.

[@Dan_K_Meme]

He could, but movie filming is long hours and if you're not part of SAG the pay is meh.

[@A_Literal_Egg]

The green screen is spot on litterely no sign that it's a green screen

[@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279]

I've been trying to use free chroma key/green screen software. But I don't think I'll ever be able to make something look good with it.

[@ethanhex7964]

Bro is the nicest asmrist on the planet.Matty you are awsome thankyou for cheering me up.May both sides of your pillow be cold :)

[@urieden411]

Do more cologne review and stuff

[@blvd1497]

I remember watching you a few years back when I had sleeping problems, I think it was your first or second shoe collection video. You've come a long way bro, well deserved

[@lackjoughlin8820]

you’ve gone from selling playstations and nintendo’s to selling cologne, made a good rp life for yourself

[@Yami-tq1nc]

"Do you own any yet?" Uuuhhhh yeah, got this stuff at the Dollar Tree, Power stick or smth idk

[@gmcsierra4889]

Wouldn’t it have been funny if the imaginary Customer decided he wasn’t gonna buy anything after all of this. 😂

[@andybenson7387]

Literally just went out and got both of those colognes because of this video and I’ve got to say they’re fantastic

[@EthanMouton]

People love this even after two years

[@em-if9jz]

ignore any negativity 🫶🏼 we love your videos and you seem like you have a heart of Gold. please keep making asmr ☺️

[@Xemprat]

Gf broke up with me. Only thing that can help me sleep at night

[@XXenooooo]

That's sad

[@currencygetter]

aw man I hope she’s not getting rawdogged right now by Big Wood

[@Colehanks]

@@currencygetter 😂😂strait up violated that man

[@XXenooooo]

@@Colehanks damn that's just rude

[@jay-iw8wm]

head up king 👑,

[@crissalinas5608]

Make an asmr video of my dad walking out to buy a pack of Newports and not coming back

[@lsaac_flexin91]

I'm weak as fuck

[@jusarson7237]

Bouta fall asleep and I read this bursting out laughing ffs, gold but man I wish I didn't see it

[@child_of_God316]

Just cuz he was your biological father doesn't mean he's your dad... we all have one of those that lives in a different plane of existence than us whether we want to believe it or not. Unless you were just joking then you wouldn't have said that if it didn't cause you pain... he can help you I promise! He saved me when I took 85 mg of Xanax trying to kill myself. God bless brother

[@sardiliterang6950]

I Wish If I Could Smell Them Through My Screen 🥲😆

[@domtorreto6759]

The blue versace is only 100$ i got it and it smells nice

[@lewis3164]

@@domtorreto6759 only?

[@edwarrior2637]

Whoever disliked probably dropped there phone and misclicked

[@stop8042]

Every young man watching this, if you haven’t already, get your cologne collection going

[@danieljones3846]

Wish I would’ve started mine before my early 20s

[@centauridev]

Got the One Million from Paco Rabanne. It's very strong and pretty basic. So i will soon get a new one, and then probably a new one, and a new one.....

[@fabianeww]

im 15 years old and I don't really have any colognes besides some like guess colognes but i wanna start collecting for sure. I am probably going to stat with the Versace eros edt and the ysl y edp

[@b.a.d6195]

Damn man can’t lie Matty never lets us down with a good role play absolute legend you should do a hunter type role play lol

[@skarmex3439]

Litteraly went out and got myself an Eros Flame based on how you described it and let me say. You were spot on about the scent!

[@smanaughty]

Lmao the normal Versace Eros is my favourite fragrance and I wanted to buy flame but they don’t have it at my local shoppers drug mart

[@skarmex3439]

​@Sma Naughty I got it on their website.

[@itstheclaires8756]

I may get it for my husband then!

[@austinmeyer8351]

It funny cause he doesnt notice us until like 40 seconds 🤣🤣🤣

[@duesa2203]

Why are the comments so fresh even tho the video was up 11 hours ago

[@skillskull6912]

wait wtf

[@Cobra-9424]

Ya I noticed that too 😂

[@elijahbrewer1820]

Im not a big cologne guy but i genuinely believe he knows what he is talking about

[@HarryASMR]

* ALSO the nicest shoe salesman, hair dresser, flight attendant, game store clerk. need I go on?

[@HarryASMR]

Matty this is my new favourite of yours (but I think I’ve said that about most of your videos by now 😅😆)

[@ashtonpage4526]

Don’t forget travel agent! 😂😂

[@knight.7451]

Imagine just walking in Romford and seeing matt in an actual cologne store-

[@FREEM3NAC3]

i like how he said Jimmy Choo man like 47 times

[@jackie_vincent1938]

Same

[@GrahamByrd123]

Did you count?

[@jackie_vincent1938]

@@GrahamByrd123 no it’s an over exaggeration

[@ttoxicy]

customers after they see the waiter bringing their food: 0:27

[@Shetlan-r1l]

Nah fr 😭😭😭

[@LJRecords111]

“I will never tell you my favorites” 3 mins later…. “The first one is one of my favorites”😂😂😂😂😂 love this shit

[@kidlovesyou]

I saw his face in the thumbnail and in my mind i go “I want to give him a hug…yk ima click this video…give him a view…i’ll like the video..and maybe one day i’ll get my hug”

[@TiTa11291]

this poor guy😭 what are these comments😨😨

[@mrtgaming5391]

No body , Me wearing axe 👁👄👁

[@jesuschrist8677]

Better off wearing nothing than axe homie

[@bellaadams1910]

This man is adorable I live him I never watched his vids before now I already subbed he seems so chill

[@Nobodyishere100]

Yeaaah... Uhhh... Welcome to the club

[@masonvp1407]

This man can sell anything, he can tingle anything, but in this video, he can smell anything

[@andrewrogers9236]

I have the Versace Eros and it's an amazing scent. Definitely recommend

[@rohansingh6094]

I used this video to get a legit cologne😂, it did hit, great cologne.

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

which one you get?

[@MSDesignASMR]

I can smell the cologne from here :)

[@eliolopez20]

If you hate on Matty tingles your not ok

[@m-mori]

Well everyone has their own things they expect/want from a person. I couldn't understand tho, as Matty seems like a really kind person to me.

[@yoshineitor]

Ok, I am sure this is not sponsored by Axe body spray.

[@IRIDESCENTNYME]

Omg it’s been so long since I’ve watched an ASMR video from Matty Tingles he’s such a pro. He comes off so naturally with his dialogue it makes me feel immersed into the video like I would be walking away from a conversation if I left the video absolutely in love with his channel so gonna add him back to my regular viewing for my ASMR.

[@zorpuz]

Literally was trying to go to sleep and finally found this dude, as I got tired I got an ad for liberty mutual with a trap remix of their theme song that was louder than the video. Bruh. Typing this at 4:31 AM New Years 2022 is here baby let’s googogogogo 😭😭😭

[@muneebwaizie256]

unlucky mate

[@muneebwaizie256]

its 3 am for me lol

[@kr0meVic]

liberty liberty libertyy libertyy li- li- li- li- liberty

[@loveignertv1404]

Your literally a loser lol

[@joshguerrero2760]

This dude is so good at his rp it’s crazy

[@veilofmayaa]

Love this, you're a natural. You're not trying to speak softly or whisper . No over the top setup, it's just raw. Thanks for the video!

[@justsomeshorts6150]

MATTY LOOKING FREASH SHEEESH

[@guttachetter1087]

Close ur eyes and takes this out of context and it’s like ur conversing with ur drug dealer

[@quiria1402]

You’ve never bought Drugs

[@bensteed750]

@@quiria1402 LOL you do realize how easy it is to acquire drugs right? Do.... do you leave the house?

[@pixled2032]

Anyway mind telling us some ways? Just asking for a friend of a friend

[@BMWM34ever]

@@pixled2032 *cought cought* dark web?

[@Nazarvotyakov]

@@BMWM34ever no, literally irl. They’re everywhere

[@t0raa]

Matty:Whats your goal? Me: I need something for my dads furneal... Matty: Oh NICE thats the most common... Me:😭👍

[@Iman_Hakimi]

My top 10 fragrance (not spesifically ranked) : Dior sauvage Versace eros Dolce and gabbana the one Bleu de chanel Versace pour homme/dylan blue (for me, both good) Versace eau fraiche Mont blanc legend spirit Tom ford vanilla tobacco Nautica voyage Ultra male (maybe?) Anyway love this video :)

[@that_feech_fellow5878]

Who?

[@mrghostly1118]

Ah, Do the names refer to what it was made of, like that Tobacco one???

[@alex41911]

@@mrghostly1118 Nope, most do not. Some have the main note in the name, just like u mentioned, Tobacco vanille. Tobacco vanille mainly smells like tobacco and vanilla, hence the name Tobacco vanille.

[@gurtbag]

Amazing video, I'm like 4 months late but I appreciate all your efforts 🙏

[@Trixfv]

He Looks Like the Nicest and sweetest Person and I wanna hug him

[@mz5639]

Guess I'm wearing men's cologne from now on then💁🏼‍♀️

[@kadena4026]

Thank you for this video it helped get me through being extremely sick, it helped me take deep breaths just listening to your voice keep up the great work!

[@MattyTingles]

So glad I could help! Take care! ☺️

[@Sols698]

God forbid he meets a karen

[@richkeptadub9455]

P pp pppolp poop oppp

[@jackie_vincent1938]

I literally bought sum Versace Eros later after this vid

[@Moxcler]

Same I got the blue one 😂

[@jiffpb]

how is it? also what does it smell like

[@jackie_vincent1938]

@@jiffpb it’s great and last the whole day it kinda smells like green apple and mint hard to explain but smells good

[@jiffpb]

@@jackie_vincent1938 ooo great to hear. interesting combo as well!

[@jackie_vincent1938]

@@jiffpb yup for surr

[@thatbobbi]

Matty: What is your goal with today's purchase? Me: I want to walk outta here smelling like the fanciest bitch on the block. Matty: Nice, nice, that's probably the most common. Me: 😮

[@davidharris3028]

(insert surprised Pikachu face)

[@issafacelift]

Oh, what am I wearing? Its a French parfum, its called Curve. Pronounced cur-vay. Elegant, really.

[@Gian_elle]

I find him so nice and cute 🥺

[@MattyTingles]

Aw thank you Gian!!

[@knight.7451]

:o

[@samuelfilion5980]

Jimmy choo sales after this video: 📈📈📈

[@micahleto]

I have it it’s so good

[@carsontess9629]

I no joke got the Versace Eros for Christmas after watching this. I love it thanks Matty!

[@michaelramirez6054]

Ayeee

[@iceJJenny]

title is true, he IS the nicest salesman!!

[@vice6010]

I wanna smell like an exotic European Sports Car

[@LittleRudysMom]

You have the kindest face.

[@V1rg1nwh0res]

Ikr

[@baldman9604]

guys in case you forget that was the JiMmY cHoO.

[@cupcakes343]

I keep coming back to this one, one of my faves. The soft tapping, crinkling from the plastic, relaxing voice, attention to detail, description of each fragrance, and as a female I’m SOLD on these colognes! 🤣 I hope you do something similar for women because this is just too good. 🥰 thanks matty! You’re one of my fave ASMRtists ☺️

[@Kevs927]

I'm just trying to smell like the black ice from the little trees

[@Griffdog21]

Fellow Miata owner 🤝

[@tatetalissneako7864]

😂 I feel that 😭

[@darkharlezucreek]

I am just trying to remember to put deodarant on.

[@Adartrian92CH]

29:31 - Matty: Technically this is the friends and family discount....... You and I are friends now I think right?? Me: Yaaaaaaa 😬😃😬😁😬😬😬

[@normieremover2848]

He's too nice to be a good salesmen.

[@817_cristian]

Should do Jurassic world tour roleplay or something like that

[@colinsmith7294]

I’ve prob watched this vid over and over again, my fav role play vid!

[@brodiehalls5052]

Same 😂

[@TannerMcCoyOfficial]

I know, something about him talking about shit I have no idea about

[@TTV-Spade_NarcolepticCat]

bro had to buy all these expensive colognes just for a video and he is still getting hate W Matty

[@moonguy3580]

they're all good colognes aside from the jimmy choo, so he'll prolly js use them lmao, acting like this a waste

[@TTV-Spade_NarcolepticCat]

@@moonguy3580 I know bro

[@Sustainthehigher]

Homeboy looks like that one guy who's always really fun to just be around

[@dwaynebunch8416]

Watch for shoplifters 👮‍♀️ matty

[@timgraf2651]

Dropped my bleu de Chanel today. This video got me even more sad about it

[@Shmancy_pants_69]

You bleu it

[@gingermclovin]

@L D 😭😂

[@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE]

Wow you bleu all of your money for some cologne you dropped

[@Shmancy_pants_69]

@@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE 🤨

[@pvpisaac2712]

Versace gang !!!