“If I was on the titanic I would grab the lobsters” - Mike Bocchetti
@Stonehopper1067HMG8 ай бұрын
I just want a AI edit of Mike being all the members of the band playing while the Titanic goes down.
@flyairvans8 ай бұрын
God AI Gilbert, Artie, and Tracy discussing the funding of, “Shit on a Plane 2”
@poopoocaca80794 күн бұрын
@@Stonehopper1067HMGwhat’s the shape of your head
@stevensutherland54433 жыл бұрын
I miss this show so god damn much. It was the best and I would love to see some sort of reincarnation of it on another platform. Artie and Bocchetti together is absolutely golden. And johns laugh was contagious.
@DesCoProductions3 жыл бұрын
Mike cohosted on Artie’s Halfway House
@adamblister60053 жыл бұрын
"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away" - Mike Bocchetti
@warshipsatin87642 жыл бұрын
unironically one of the funniest lines ive ever heard
@destinyfet6 жыл бұрын
Artie should return to direct tv and do the show! Best moments ever.
@shawz1010 жыл бұрын
Mike Bochetti .....a national treasure.
@anttikarhu22 Жыл бұрын
Oh god
@noahschmartz23544 жыл бұрын
umpteenth time watching this and it hasnt gotten old yet.
@gregz12354 жыл бұрын
I watch these old clips religiously. Never gets old.
@PiTjlang28 күн бұрын
It's true. I never watch things 2x on YT - but these I watch again & again ....its amazing that someone like M Bocchetti can exist on planet Earth You couldn't invent a character so impossible
@ProletarianTakeover5 жыл бұрын
Nobody can paint Picasso..... right away
@nickypeeps10 жыл бұрын
"It smells like a GED," really fucked me up
@rd300003 жыл бұрын
Lmao on the podcast later on, Artie said he gave that jacket to "his housemaids enormous son"
@geddahedda322411 жыл бұрын
OMFG! this show is classic, how is Artie not on a bigger platform with big time promotion behind it? The chemistry between this group is comic gold.
@dougfresh44546 жыл бұрын
Gedda Hedda Artie is the most under appreciated comic
@billybrothers24926 жыл бұрын
Because he is a heroin addict
@hyangwookan78454 жыл бұрын
ON THIS PATH, HE COULD HAVE CRUSHED STERN. BEEN LARGEER THAN LAME HOWARD STERN
@warshipsatin87642 жыл бұрын
@@hyangwookan7845 definitely funnier but never bigger
@skycorrigan6511 Жыл бұрын
Mainly heroin
@jlotballer444910 жыл бұрын
mike got the look of Horror in his face at 6:54 looking over at dan.. Hilarious stuff right there #MYBRUDDA
@lockebrady80055 жыл бұрын
“What did I do wrong, Artie?” “Uh, you left Staten Island.”
@jbvap3 жыл бұрын
Bocchettis laugh is sadistic. Lol
@MagaKoz3 жыл бұрын
Bocchetti is king lol. Another classic moment
@ManiacMcgeee7 жыл бұрын
Shocking Stelves.
@Foxbat11554 жыл бұрын
This is the only modern show with a johnny carson atmosphere. Shoild have never been cancelled
@unclefrank4274 Жыл бұрын
Dan's on the warpath like a Naz Pez
@MrGenier11 жыл бұрын
Artie: Do you plan on getting everyone a gift? Mike: Yeah why not, its been a good yeahr Artie: Dont do that.. Mike: "why!?" How Bocchetti said "Why!?"...hilarious 03:45
@muttville111 жыл бұрын
I nominate the 11:50-12:50 minute piece for an Emmy!!
@PlutoTheGod4 жыл бұрын
Artie Lang is an American hero... That should live foreva...
@stangable55644 жыл бұрын
I worked at Pathmark with Mike Bocchetti in the early 90’s.
@dmauro1003 жыл бұрын
I have SO many questions for you..
@jaybabe77672 жыл бұрын
God I miss artie. I am happy he is okay and doing well but damn he is one of the funniest dudes on the planet and he keeps his talent hidden. He should do a new podcast formated like this
@mitchellhedden1978 Жыл бұрын
Is he doing well?
@JoeSmith-hv7oe Жыл бұрын
@@mitchellhedden1978no one nose but Artie
@skycorrigan6511 Жыл бұрын
@@mitchellhedden1978I heard that he moved in with his mother in FL in order to stay clean.
@alexdee6776 Жыл бұрын
Artie fans are delusional , he’s a proven hack
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
@alexdee6776 are u the same schizo commenting replying on all these w some irrational hate for a b list celebrity from 15 years ago. Take ur meds bud it's not that serious. "Arties a hack standup" stfu dork no one cares.
@shellbacksclub4 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure there's alot of silence in comedy nowadays!" Thanks for layin the groundwork, Mike!👍
@richardsiciliano7117 Жыл бұрын
Sunglasses = Artie has checked out.
@josephclites69719 ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at another person than I have at Mike Boschetti.
@Scott-ui8kr3 жыл бұрын
If direcTV puts a nick and Artie/Artie Lange show complete dvd set or digital copies id buy 2 just for the existence of the entire canon
@Scandinavian887 жыл бұрын
Mike has to be THE nicest man on earth! There is NOTHING bad about this man.
@cflores18896 жыл бұрын
Scandinavian88 the niceness masks an unfathomable rage, don't be fooled.
@MrRywee1236 жыл бұрын
Scandinavian88 just his chin
@claymationwaves6 жыл бұрын
JUST HIS COMEDY!
@alanjudd75375 жыл бұрын
@@cflores1889 He is entitled to Feel Rage, the Others Just take the Piss out of him, it's Not Funny. just Embarrassing,
@chrisgodlaproductions31064 жыл бұрын
He is over-nice, over-shy..but hes got a bad temper problem. If he gets pissed he's unable to control his emotions. He is also a sore loser. Watch the Jim and Sam show with him. He would get plenty, good roles in movies if he was just nice and didn't have that mentality. For example, if he goes to an audition and doesn't get the part, he blames everyone and everything except for himself. And he expresses his anger in a really bad way with a lot of hatred. He feels he got screwed and wishes death on people and shit. He never grew out of that childish mentality. Hes still a cry baby, mamas boy, gets all worked up and figures he needs to make up for his many flaws with anger. As if he really can fight, he'll go on and on about how hes gonna beat the shit outta someone when he knows he cant. I think maybe he feels the more "matcho" he acts will make up for being mentally ill. Like when he says what he would do if someone would break into his house. Yeah sure Mike. I been trying to like Mike for a long time. I do like him but I see what people go through with him and why he cant be around anyone but Artie.
@pineapplepainter11 жыл бұрын
Thanks mattzane please keep em coming, their my faaiiivrete. I'm sure i've given you the majority of your views. Seen all your vids at least 5-6 times.
@mattzane22711 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I haven't had as much time to upload due to actually being employed now but I have like 25 shows backed up on my DVR. I'm slowly making my way through them.
@pineapplepainter11 жыл бұрын
mattzane227 Well that's three pieces of good news.
@d.g1663 Жыл бұрын
3:50 The best of Mike in 1 second.
@steffe6898 жыл бұрын
7:18 hahahaha im dying
@sebassbadfish90065 ай бұрын
Anybody still here?
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
Always. Never gets old lol
@animalmother56893 күн бұрын
yep lol
@MrGenier11 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS AWESOME! keep em comin MattZane
@noahschmartz23544 жыл бұрын
Only Artie or maybe Stern in his prime could turn someone like Bocchetti into comedy for all without it coming across as bullying.
@warshipsatin87642 жыл бұрын
artie is even better at that than stern because artie is funnier
@BoOgEdYmAn5 ай бұрын
O and A made him shine more than those two shmucks
@redisnotblue Жыл бұрын
I love how Artie would be one of the best stand up comedians in the world if he just sat on stage with Bochetti and quieted down the audience after every joke.
@alexdee6776 Жыл бұрын
Do you not realize that his entire audience was Howard’s? His standup is horrible
@redisnotblue Жыл бұрын
@@alexdee6776Where did you see my say otherwise, banana head?
@JSalonsky9 жыл бұрын
Artie fucking cracks me up holy shit
@hyangwookan78454 жыл бұрын
THESE WERE ARTIES BEST YEARS COMEDY. IF HE STAYED ON THIS PATH, HE WOULD HAVE, COULD HAVE CRUSHED HOWARD STERN, OR ANY COMEDY SHOW. LOVE ARTIES CAN IN THE DAN, DAN IN THE CAN VOICE.
@SteamBoatKilly4 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I miss this show every day
@Davidjon19462 жыл бұрын
I wish that so bad hate stern so much ever since the day he said ill piss on my listeners when he was having a little closeted homosexual psychopath breakdown over a comment a female caller called him ugly
@sterlingcooper39785 жыл бұрын
This would be a great show to bring back...
@texasboi29882 жыл бұрын
3:48 yeah, it's been a good year. Love mikey
@billistik6662 жыл бұрын
This episode is great😝😝😝😝
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
This playlist really is soothing to me in some psychotic way
@31quarters47 ай бұрын
Whatever they paid Mike it wasn’t enough 😂
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
Glad he seems happy now w the adult swim show! He deserves it
@PaulineJoseph11 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these great uploads Matt!, Big hello from Australia. We don't get the show here so I view vicariously through your uploads. :)
@jayrobson8810 жыл бұрын
im australian and appreciate it too :) Mike Bochetti is an undiscovered gem
@mbolduc2 жыл бұрын
Golden moments
@metalmacbeth10 жыл бұрын
matt do u have all the episodes ripped? message me if u do i really want them bad.
@43Aquaman10 жыл бұрын
fucking. hilarious. i wish THIS was the show. this, and jon shirtless.
@43Aquaman10 жыл бұрын
you must be a genius. welcome to the 21st century.
@43Aquaman10 жыл бұрын
ayuk! ok clem! pack 'nother wad of chaw in your brilliant piehole and drive your 4x4 off a cliff! and dont for git your huntin dog! yee haw! pew pew!
@43Aquaman10 жыл бұрын
Opeth Jay GOD LOVES US ALL. ask Oprah.
@dsc50852 жыл бұрын
shirtless jon must be a show
@stangable55644 жыл бұрын
Artie has the grungy oxy voice going.
@clayton49177 ай бұрын
God bless Bocchetti
@hyangwookan78454 жыл бұрын
IT IS POLYURETHANE LEATHER.
@neil3408 жыл бұрын
"nobody paid Picasso.... right away"
@adamblister60053 жыл бұрын
"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away"
@cflores18898 жыл бұрын
That upside down ketchup bottle in the fridge is bugging me.
@TheSands833 жыл бұрын
Why? That’s how I put my ketchup in so I don’t have to wait for it to come out when it’s not full
@Stonehopper1067HMG8 ай бұрын
What’s great about the show is there’s no lame ass Richard. There’s no lame ass Sal. There’s no lame ass Benji just great radio.
@flatbushtommy96812 ай бұрын
Amen. But I did love richard too strangely
@DerekHorton9 ай бұрын
Ritchie is still so good. He loved every minute of Mike.
@Davidjon19468 ай бұрын
I liked the guy I think he was a good fit
@101commentary8 жыл бұрын
Artie and Mike just tweeted this :)
@TheSands833 жыл бұрын
Wow artie has the classic heroin voice here... it’s exactly how everyone who’s high on heroin sounds
@warshipsatin87642 жыл бұрын
or subutex/suboxone
@TheSands832 жыл бұрын
@@warshipsatin8764 nah i take it every day i never sound that way
@warshipsatin87642 жыл бұрын
@@TheSands83 i take it every day too, and neither do i. people who are HIGH on it do, though
@TheSands832 жыл бұрын
@@warshipsatin8764 but artie has a prescription and he does heroin no way it makes it sound like that. Ive never been high on either n i started out with 3 a day n it just made me feel normal
@TheSands832 жыл бұрын
@@warshipsatin8764 but I know what you are saying people do get high as fuck on it if they not bad users n they sound like they r high on heroin
@bcancun1235 жыл бұрын
Sound of silence 😂😂😂
@claymationwaves6 жыл бұрын
AND ARTIE WOULD GO ON TO WEAR THAT SAME JACKET EVERY DAY FOR 96 YEARS UNTIL HE GOT A NEW WHICH HE THEN WORE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 68 YEARS!
@ip2dotbiz7453 жыл бұрын
*crickets*
@claymationwaves3 жыл бұрын
@@ip2dotbiz745 nobody cares what guy named luigi thinks
@marcusmedina19979 ай бұрын
Boy do I wish Jon was never apart of this show
@crlewww3017 күн бұрын
i love bochetti
@Edlouis5643 жыл бұрын
@directv release the full episodes please we beg you
@308bushmaster2 жыл бұрын
OMG Jon kept messing up the bit. Oooooffffffff
@ryanklinker7 жыл бұрын
What was Mike's first joke? I couldn't understand him xD
@fifacraft492 жыл бұрын
Poor Artie goin down the drain here
@kieranb77476 жыл бұрын
fuck... this.... was........AWKWARD.
@Edlouis5644 жыл бұрын
"I'm like a hippie over here with your Joe Peciness" where else on tv/radio could you find that.
@destinyfet6 жыл бұрын
Netflix!
@Doomreb8 жыл бұрын
i know they're messing around but artie beats up on mike a little too much. it's like its one of the things he can't drop from being on the stern show. love artie and seen all these shows and he put him down a little too much. way too close to stern's usual trashing of everyone for a bit.
@albycoppola7378 жыл бұрын
I think they just had a bad falling out?So I heard..
@Doomreb8 жыл бұрын
Alby Coppola Mike And Artie? or Stern and Artie? Stern's just constantly falling. Fans of the real Stern are just in disbelief.
@albycoppola7378 жыл бұрын
we all know for years about Artie and Stern I just heard that Bocchetti and Artie had a falling out..
@Doomreb8 жыл бұрын
Alby Coppola That sucks man. Wonder if Bochetti got tired of all the jabs. When he had this show he really did treat Mike like Howard treated everyone. Never gave Mike an inch.
@AcidIntellects7 жыл бұрын
That's where Artie learned how to do it so well. Only thing is, Bocchetti is a hack as a comedian and is only funny when Artie makes fun of his stupidity. Nobody would know who Mike is if it wasn't for Artie.
@fifacraft492 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it funny when Dan just repeats himself again and again for 5 minutes straight
@internetexplorer15932 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Dan is the least funny thing about the show.. John Ritchie being the second
@moneyhoeproductions63878 жыл бұрын
Shocking stelves xD
@patrickashurst45354 жыл бұрын
house of cartier 🤣
@MasterGuero6 жыл бұрын
Artie is so high you can tell by his scratchy voice.
@PiTjlang23 күн бұрын
Didnt he buy & present the SAME jacket in a previous bit when NICK was still there
@crazyfool61318 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Artie is back on dope... Voice is scratchy as hell
@joedale16969 жыл бұрын
john Ritchie ruins bits like a chick would.
@joedale16969 жыл бұрын
Yasinman oh that fake ass laughing, u must be a chick.
@larrycera19432 жыл бұрын
Artie thinks he’s the same size as Mike. He’s probably ten percent more body fat and fifty Pounds heavier
@johnholmes70902 жыл бұрын
This is your brain on drugs.
@shellbacksclub4 жыл бұрын
Artie is an enabler. Someone should've told Mike that maybe domedy isn't the best route for him! There's roots that are funnier than him!
@TheSands833 жыл бұрын
Then why r u watching? I love mike he cracks me up
@Davidjon19462 жыл бұрын
🙏 amen brother!!! Ive been saying the same thing these guys pump up his head mike you are hilarious!!! But here we are now his mom is in her 90s ,??? What does he do when she passes ??? He cant afford to live in that house or take care of himself. He still thinks he's going to get his big break in Hollywood it's fucking delusional on yusuke's keep pumping up his head saying Mike you are so hilarious going to be living in the City Mission
@dsc50857 жыл бұрын
it really sucks that everyone is ripping on bochetti, man
@Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic6 жыл бұрын
dsc5085 it's like I'm back in high school watching bullies harass the retarded kid,,it's like you laugh, because it's uncomfortable and you can't do anything about it
@johnlee538 Жыл бұрын
Artie was the best at imitating and making fun of the wack pack...when he turned on his actual peers and became nasty to all of them is when his career ended