I Can't Defeat Treeman (2015)

[@MaximumVolty]

Edit: I came up with this comment during a time when I was struggling to think of content to make for this channel. Now we have a LOT more diverse and eclectic video ideas that go far beyond remaking an old thing again. So as far as I'm concerned, we're not touching Treeman in the foreseeable future. We have much more important stuff to work on now. I'm considering doing ANOTHER remake of this video, with updated vocals and mildly updated editing. Coincidentally, this seems to be a thing ZenThrashing and I do every 5 years. And not only do we live near each other now, but we have good recording equipment to make this shit too legit to quit. If you're interested in seeing that in the next month or so, lemme know!

[@vossafails]

I'd love to see that!

[@usermcskull4713]

>Implying it's possible to improve perfection

[@ARandomPerson66]

This video was a remake? If yes, what was the first version?

[@demonphysician]

Sounds great!

[@xlennon781]

Yes, do it!

[@NintenGunner]

Darn hackers. Why can't I enjoy my 2 hours of "that evidence is wrong because of extraterritorial rights" in peace?

[@MaximumVolty]

Because we're not allowed to have nice things.

[@NintenGunner]

@@MaximumVolty It be like that tho

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

@@NintenGunner Hi NintenGunner

[@lepapanouwel4663]

Wait there are hacks that skip half of the AAI bullshit?

[@NintenGunner]

@@lepapanouwel4663 Oh, this is supposed to respond to the fact that this is actually a reupload, because the original creator's channel got hacked.

[@siren-nate6565]

Love how Agent Lang pops up at 1:06 when Edgeworth laments Treeman's goddamned Diplomatic Immunity. Like he's saying "I'm on it. Give me twenty minutes."

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

There's that and also the fact that Lang called Alba a bastard

[@itsapplepai]

This will never not be iconic

[@ace1diots]

Pai Homestly yeah

[@MaximumVolty]

❤️

[@aceattorney7783]

Too right, apart from that, the fandom is withering away,while tis the guy that could tie a few loose ends all on his own he the guy to that would put it together he the man,our wounded hero Maximum Volty.....

[@finnvaneekelen4966]

@@aceattorney7783 yo we getting localized! The fandoms sorta alive

[@firesnakex8]

@@finnvaneekelen4966 It won't really reach the heights that it once had unless if we start getting games on a more consistent basis. TGAA was nice but it was just a localization so not as exuberant as a brand new game.

[@Amonimus]

Rip the stats, screw those hackers. This is still my favorite video.

[@dandyo.8233]

"Ho-ho! You think this incredibly incriminating piece of evidence actually does anything to me? Extra-territorial rights, bitch!" - Alba, like 6 times in a row

[@eh2587]

I feel like the characters in the character selection screen were named that just for the Portsman joke

[@MaximumVolty]

Pretty much, yeah

[@livenishikireaction]

now we need a I Can't Defeat Treeman (2024), with NEW HD GRAPHICS...

[@ace1diots]

This is the topist tier meme on the internet and nothing can change my mind about that

[@Паркет-й2в]

Bubble-woman Tree-man Laugh-woman Blaze-man *_P o r t s - M a n_*

[@alexalasognatrice726]

Don't forget clown-man!

[@greshitel_inc]

a - MAN - o

[@y_prime]

Still one of the best AA parodies out there.

[@merchantziro4285]

Facts

[@simeonosterholm6290]

What is it a parody of

[@shroomoid9403]

@@simeonosterholm6290 I can't defeat Airman

[@MamutaBCU]

@@shroomoid9403 Which is also a banger.

[@shroomoid9403]

@@MamutaBCU Indeed

[@deltawarrior2323]

Incase your confused: the original channel with the song was hacked and deleted (I think) and so volt made a new channel (this one) and is mass uploading a bunch of stuff,that’s why this is only 1 week old rn I’m pretty sure the original video was 4 years old or something...

[@thetreatment498]

Oh that's why i couldn't find it in my like list. Thanks for informing.

[@aclarke7486]

Capcom owns both Ace Attorney and Mega Man... if they wanted to, they could make Treeman a thing.

[@aclarke7486]

I know there’s already a Wood Man, but still..

[@normanclatcher]

@@aclarke7486 wood isn't a Tree.

[@HectorCotto97]

POV- When the Prosecution's updated Autopsy Report becomes outdated:

[@ymitions]

now Edgeworth feels what did he do to Phoenix.

[@tonycooler3445]

I wish this song was longer every time I come back to listen to it.

[@Emmajh97]

Who else came back to this after the announcement of the hd Ace Attorney Investigations Collection? 😀✨

[@HyLion]

Can't wait to send this to literally everyone I know once they play it lmao

[@ChargeJN]

"But he jizzed in his pants, and ate his shiny medal, now I'm helpless again!" Only in Japanifornia

[@mstryker1446]

I remember watching this parody years ago for the first time before playing the game; it is until now that I beat this case and understand the emotion. He really doesn't give up

[@HyLion]

It's a shame what happened, but this is still the best ace attorney parody.

[@_-insertname-_]

I never saw any of your old videos (didn’t know any of this even existed until 2 days ago) but now I feel like I missed out because every single video I’ve seen on this channel is gold

[@MaximumVolty]

Well hey, I'm glad you were able to find this channel at some point regardless! And tbh you didn't really miss out on much. Most of my good content has been re-uploaded here, I'm only missing maaaaaaybe like 3 videos? And even then those weren't even close to my best work.

[@_-insertname-_]

MaximumVolty X I suppose that’s good to hear, even though it still sucks that you lost your original channel in the first place. I hope you get many of your subscribers back (and get more new ones too)!

[@BestTimes8812]

I cant believe i never noticed Treeman was gone, or your channel for that matter. Very glad you put these up again!

[@MaximumVolty]

To be fair, my channel was kinda inactive at many points, so it's natural to not notice I disappeared. But hey, welcome back! Hope you enjoy the new content as well.

[@superbros64deluxe]

All the 2D games including Edgeworth have been remade in HD could you imagine an HD version of this iconic video? Godamn.

[@castiolare]

Anyone else rewatching this while playing Edgeworth Investigations remaster 👌

[@CadDriftarus]

I appreciate this drawing a bit of inspiration from KiwiKenobi's translation. A highly underated fandub tbh, and I think this just enhanced it lol

[@shadowfreak1101]

I still remember the boss order to this day: Ports > Bubble > Galaxy > Money > Laugh > Tree > Blaze > Clown

[@xela4183]

The part with Portsman is funny because of two factors. First, it's the tutorial case boss, second, his case happens right before the tree man one.

[@Lukaliber]

OBJECTION! Portsman didnt steal the files in Case 1, but Detective Tyrell Badd did! There is a flaw in your testimony! A v.good song tho

[@queer5196]

THIS VIDEO WAS MY JAM BACK IN THE DAY- it actually helped me beat investigations lmao

[@ahmed8743ify]

Now that I've finished both investigations games, this entire video finally makes sense

[@JXZX1]

Ah, I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately. This song is just that catchy.

[@MinusWorldInterviews]

6 years later and this is still brilliant

[@Delayzado]

Best parody of Air Man that I ever seen!

[@enderphill]

Toda la verdad 👍

[@JorgeyGari]

Saw this video five years ago and I only now just finished AAI, I finally understand. Fuck Tree Man. Awesome video.

[@jollow250]

Alba is so god damn weird. I swear to god. Half of the case I was distracted by his existence. Even when he wasn't in the picture, the stupid tree in his office kept distracting me. Furthermore, I swear half of the time he is fidgeting with his little medal, his real intentions are just to rub his god damn nipple. Treeman is just absurd.

[@The_One_K]

The FUCKING war of wits between Edgeworth and Alba, DAMMMM

[@alexisrox44]

*i listen to this whenever i need to study, and i've never failed a test... because nobody has seen my report cards*

[@SCUnleashed]

So if Tree Man is Air Man in the original song.... Does that mean Miles Edgeworth is Edgeman?

[@MaximumVolty]

Or Mega Edge 👀

[@SCUnleashed]

@@MaximumVolty *genius*

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Wait… If Tree Man is Air Man… Which character from Ace Attorney Investigations would represent Wood Man? NO. WAIT… WHICH ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTER WOULD BE… THE INFAMOUS… QUICK MAN?!?!?!?! (The ACTUAL hardest Robot Master in Mega Man 2, according to what I endured on Hard Mode.)

[@dracos0024]

Came back here after actually playing and beating Investigations. I was singing this song the entire time will going up against Alba.

[@YomuraXD]

Found my canon edgeworth voice :D

[@bhesseling9949]

I just LOVE the delivery on "I WAS HELPLESS AGAIN" favourite paart of the vid

[@ayanlemohamed5060]

So happy this iconic song is back on youtube 😁

[@AverageJoeMama]

Ace Attorney Megaman 🤝 Made by Capcom

[@jeremiahevans6403]

This keeps me great when it blast my home with love and soul not many people do this now a days I hope your vid gets 100m views thanks for the heart you master mind

[@sasir2013]

Treeman:But, can you prove that I was the hacker? I figured as much. I will go now

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Nice to see this up again!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Mate, Galaxy Man and Clown Man already exist. While Bubble Woman may not exist, Bubble *Man* definitely does.

[@MaximumVolty]

But that's part of the joke yo

[@scootusproductions8497]

I enjoy this so much more than I should, being that I've never played this game and the only things I know about it are from Jello Apocalypse's videos about it. It's just a good song. Good job, volty.

[@star_duck]

The updated utopsy Report cant help you here

[@SuperGalaxy]

Sent this to a friend of mine assuming it didn’t have spoilers for investigations 2. First thing that is shown in the start menu is the two villains of that game.

[@shyguy7265]

How would your friend know if those 2 are villians or not when one of thems a twist villian?

[@SuperGalaxy]

@@shyguy7265 My hope is that he doesn’t realize. But at the same time he is rather perceptive. He doesn’t know their villains but when he sees those characters in investigations 2 he might put the two and two together. I’m not blaming the creator of the video I should’ve screened the video prior to sending it.

[@SuperGalaxy]

@@shyguy7265 Well, the good news is is that he didn’t realize and he was still surprised by the twist, so crisis averted lol

[@dear_totheheart]

Wish this was an entire musical - fantastic singing!

[@lennonlily]

Airman ga taosenai

[@kappaross6124]

Lost it at Portsman honestly

[@tonycooler3445]

Y'know, I just discovered this song was based off this other song called "I can't defeat Airman". I really thought they just made this really catchy song out of nowhere. 😅

[@MaximumVolty]

tysm but i could never be that talented lmao

[@tonycooler3445]

@@MaximumVolty Damn 😅

[@firl_heh]

песня для тру легенд

[@Legoluigi26]

Treeman could have gotten away with it if he updated the autopsy report.

[@hibutima3]

you obviously haven't played ace attorney investigations, Alba could NOT have indeed gotten away with doing anything, and i don't need to explain anything further since he's not part of law enforcement, but there's still so much wrong with that

[@zedlyfier7617]

remembered this existed, still as good as i remember :D

[@randomcanadianguy9740]

At first i was like "Cant be that bad" then play the game.... God. Fing. Damnit

[@garr_inc]

That segment is SO. LONG. It is SO. UNBELIEVABLY. LONG! No other opponent in Ace Attorney was ever so damn resilient.

[@Sergeantmajormario]

For some reason this popped in my mind when I was working. I was setting up Milk Bottles and "But he jizzed in his pants and ate his shiny medal" was just on loop for me

[@lv.2073]

IT'S BACK

[@pandegaarkanrauf8413]

Edgeworth Needs Megaman To Help Him

[@CybeastID]

Man I loved this old thing.

[@davidcamilo8577]

*gasp* Lang said a naughty word!!!

[@rjnavarro1574]

i remember stubling across this along time ago

[@guynameddibin]

*LAUGH WOMAN*

[@TheRealestRobert]

*LAUGH WOMAN*

[@drikeatmey]

LAUGH WOMAN

[@guynameddibin]

Hey, it's @@TheRealestRobert, do you play Ace Attorney?

[@TheRealestRobert]

@@guynameddibin yes

[@Weda_Bretajune]

But he jizzed in his pants and ate his shiny medal... NOW I'M HELPLESS AGAIN!!

[@ramdises]

0:48 music starts

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

To be fair this is kinda what it felt like going up against Alba. It took WAY too long.

[@HouseMDLover69]

Tree Man Blaze Man Money Man Clown Man Galaxy Man PORTS MAN

[@The_16_Bit_Dude]

This is fucking incredible

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

2:36 You won, that was his breakdown

[@garr_inc]

Won the battle but lost in grander plan.

[@magroryan]

Your voice fits perfectly for Edgeboy, smh xD

[@coolkinguu684]

I leave it for myself: 0:43

[@witheredbonnie9268]

I have to say Bubble woman’s power is broken

[@knifeykniferson3059]

Just turn on captions to get a quick laugh

[@king_pigeon]

It's... glorious

[@rocks5232]

So close to 1k! 4 more to go!

[@MaximumVolty]

Woo! I'm finally gonna be a big deal!

[@usermcskull4713]

We did it Reddit! MaximumVolty just obtained diplomatic immunity!

[@poisontea1949]

*Prosecutor Klavier Gavin not included....sadly XD

[@josephfrance3223]

I never actually beat this case, so after the eternity that is Treeman's testimony, what actually gets him cornered and makes him lose?

[@MaximumVolty]

Hot dog

[@josephfrance3223]

@@MaximumVolty wait that wasn't a joke in the video?

[@MaximumVolty]

@@josephfrance3223 No that's literally the second last piece of evidence presented, which directly links him to the murder. Bruh I don't joke around when it comes to this shit.

[@josephfrance3223]

@@MaximumVolty "this hotdog was found AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!" "Yeah so?" "This is your hotdog." "Oh shit."

[@lukes.854]

@@josephfrance3223 it was a box of a samurai dog that was found in the backstage area that had one drop of blood on it that made the icon look like a Hanamura fan (which is why Oldbag didn't give it earlier), said drop of blood was good ole' Treeman's, (that one injury he had wasn't from Demasque II, but from Manny with the Yatagarasu keyknife) which finally directly linked him to the murder

[@ghostalien3738]

Just finished beating the first AAI feels good to say i defeated tree man

[@StarkSpider24]

Yeah tree man is always a pain in the butt

[@DDrakosmick]

Treeman OP

[@talam6288]

what happened to original channel and vid

[@HyLion]

Volty's channel got hijacked and deleted

[@hefaustas]

Can we please get like a high quality FLAC or WAW of this if that's possible? I actually want to listen to this lol.

[@MaximumVolty]

It would have to be completely re-recorded, so I'm not sure if that's gonna happen yet.

[@oiopquatro4846]

Did you get the original miles dubber to this video? The voice is very similar

[@bulb737]

1:10

[@TheRealestRobert]

Yes

[@Moai_Guy09]

I need an instrumental of this

[@TallTapper]

good stuff

[@lennonlily]

I can't defeat tree man

[@dreamEnd]

classic

[@alexistramirez]

If only Phoenix Wright can beat Treeman

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

What's with the portsman bit?

[@linefantom29]

What's the back ground song

[@winterberry3412]

What was the song Klavier was playing?

[@wesleyjones4036]

ayyy

[@usermcskull4713]

Why does this have so few views? This is phenomenal

[@TheScribeScribe]

I can't defeat Blue man No matter where it hides he brings truth to fruition Even though I forge evidence it's no use he sees through my plan I tell my client to lie again but when he presses he finds a contradiction! I'll try again of course but this is my plan I'll keep objecting to stall as long as I can I can't defeat Blue Man

[@GiluGian]

Como que esto dura 3 minutos, se me pasa volando y siento como si fuera un minuto o menos

[@fedoratheharbinger1726]

Ah shit I need to put my old comment. “Why is it so loud?” Or something like that.

[@ninjacell2999]

Why does Edgeworth sound like little Kuriboh?