Opening 36 Pukeymon Booster Packs (Awful Pokemon Parody Cards)

[@Iwontgohomewithoutya]

About the greek: its not even greek, its just english using the greek alphabet. Translations: 4:54 : Togapee: This pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees. 14:51 : Pukeachoo: Whether this pukeymon vomits or sneezes, it wins most of its battles

[@Kitsoz69areas]

και εγω το ειδα και νομιζα οτι απλα πατησαν τυχαια γραμματα αλλα μετα το καταλαβα 😂😂😂

[@nftmonkey4506]

Good to see other greek fellas watching a man spending a fortune on children's toys and games.

[@septadose3736]

He also has a qt gf and doggo

[@captivatedspace]

He even pulled an english version and threw it aside because he thought it was Greek

[@wizzy5702]

What about the greek boi card?

[@CoughE]

_These don't look like Shrek Packs_

[@Lion09887]

I think there up jigglybuts ass

[@CptPatrik]

+CoughE *thank you*

[@gaintguy169]

CoughE exactly

[@patrickschmidt3672]

Me want Shrek

[@zerokidd21]

*ME WANT SHREK PACKS*

[@Lameashellcosplay]

These were probably funny in 2008.

[@douchebagcrew9]

Lameashellcosplay I think these stopped being funny after the creator thought them up

[@Gerelos]

It looks like these came out right after Pokemon first got popular. 1:43 they reference Pokemon The First Movie, and at 2:07 you can see a copyright from 2000. Also a lot of the pukeymon names seem to be parodying original 151 Pokemon.

[@giadatelleri445]

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THESE MEAN COMMENTS. HEY, MASSIVE LEGENDS HERE

[@justaneditygangstar]

these were probably funny if we were 8.

[@Alexander_Isen]

No, even if my child laughed at this I'd have to teach him a hard lesson

[@ingerjuni]

In case you are wondering what the greek card says: Τογαπεε: Τηις Πθκευμον πεες ψονδταντλυ ον εωερυτηινγ ιτ σεες. Togapee: this pukemon pees constantly on everything it sees

[@ingerjuni]

Greek Maniac I am not greek, I have just learned some greek letters by taking math and Physics classes at school. I just switched the greek letters with the equivalent latin one, like for example ε-e

[@nobody88767]

@@ingerjuni good one , very smart .

[@ingerjuni]

Julay Beeb الله Thank you

[@theforkandspoon8046]

Wow, Kinda like my dog.

[@jobjackobrien]

@@ingerjuni he also opens a non greek version of the card

[@MaoManeko]

9:10 Oh no....they predicted the *moaning pufferfish meme* *Edit : 🥕🐡

[@SquidzzOfficial]

Oh my god they actually did🥕🐡

[@ZiggTheCrabbo]

HOLY SHINX THEY DID 🥕🐡

[@darkhoodx6487]

Wow they did 🥕🐡

[@applechancey1072]

🥕🐡

[@dinofrohlich4597]

🥕🐡AEugh

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

We need more Newt facts

[@officialgoosestudios7151]

I can't cum until i get a newt fact

[@alexgoman3556]

We need more Shrek packs also

[@Dottol-]

Wow kermit just gonna enter the comments again

[@ilovecoleandclaire1999]

I agree

[@whydoyoucare5]

Haven't touched my pee pee since the last one. Waiting.

[@CanadianDan854]

e v e r y. t w o. d a y s.

[@zzone5626]

4 videos a month

[@giadatelleri445]

Do you still believe in that?

[@em_birch]

Even though Max has said he doesn't hold himself to that.

[@draphking]

Grown man has lifestyle mocked and attacked by early 2000s joke cards.

[@frostydog1189]

My cousins had these when I was little. Never really knew what they were, they just had a stack of them. Always thought they were kinda cool

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091]

They had Big Nuts?

[@W_R_T_O_T_U.]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 idk about dudes cousins but my dads were huge

[@KramW1dr]

Imagine asking your mom for Pokémon cards and she comes back with these

[@Xaykt]

xD

[@Getstitchs]

ME: Mum can you buy me some pokemon cards MUM: We have Pokemon cards at home

[@fagocol98]

My parents did something similar

[@East_tune]

Me mom can I have Pokémon cards Mom ok sweety Mom comes back Me sees the pukeymon cards also me what the fuck

[@monke2811]

Pain

[@Amy-dv6mu]

Imagine if this was the episode you pulled the Rainbow Charizard 🤦‍♀️

[@TotalyKill]

Whats your @

[@impsychotic3276]

That would be freaking insane

[@allisonjuno7654]

@@TotalyKill desperate

[@drewpowers2364]

Any PMA's here? Smileyface 7 shit

[@isaaccollins4783]

I bet you send moshi monster cards to max thinking it’s gonna contain a rainbow charizard

[@matiaspursiainen6968]

Shrek card opening ❌ Japan vlog ❌ Been 2 days since the last video ❌ Big nut ✔️ You got away for now but the next you won't get away so easily.

[@circa-iv4st]

holy shit i completely forgot about the japan vlogs ...... im still waiting tho

[@UltraPrimus]

He also forgot to Fix the Door

[@blaineishere3851]

So, seriously. Make your own cards. I’d buy them if they were reasonably priced.

[@travhart3377]

Make it a game too, and include other fan favorites like Papa Franku and Idubbz

[@nickyvt2003]

It would be so cool

[@sierotkamarysia4199]

Yes please

[@Jimrlst]

Instead of trainer cards it should be newt facts

[@aryorha]

$1000 a pack

[@JeffWatch]

Welcome to JeffWatch Classic! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 4 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 1 Number of Oofs in this episode: 1 9:20 - 1 Oof 12:50 - 4 Jeffs 14:39 - 1 Bruh Total Burning Shadows opened: 321

[@gritto5761]

What about *ugh - ugh*

[@Wolfstar26]

12:30 i love how he played the hype music even though it was too worthless to give a value to

[@Arakune]

It's worth 90283$

[@descend7976]

@@Arakune no, its worth 90283 bitcoin back in 1945

[@CakeslapperJoe]

Max... I want the online codes for this!

[@FreshNews247]

Same!

[@pumpkin5379]

I'm just going to pretend that you did not put a sleeve on one of those

[@bleedingflower6078]

you don't have to pretend. Because he put it on two of those shit cards

[@richardrobertson454]

And it bends when he puts it in lmao

[@Therevengeforget]

sleevee?

[@emmerysimms187]

I woulda sleeve the Hologram

[@Jupexy]

I would bring Lick-my-shoe to any card game really

[@Jakium]

"Pokémon make us puke" *Sounds like PETA*

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

Peta: Please Eat The Animals

[@okeypourup]

Evop Fx 📱

[@StickySauce101]

PETA : Petulant, Ethically-Troubled Assholes

[@SquidzzOfficial]

I actually just looked up the company that made these card, apparently they use to make baseball, football, and NHL cards (like anyone gives a damn) Anyways they later went bankrupt in 2004, something to do with LOA or something, I don’t really know, anyways there called Pacific Trading Cards and if you search them up in google there’s a Wikipedia article which is where I got my info from

[@huntert213]

@Smooc Eat your cereal

[@wise9598]

The Greek doesn’t say anything actually in Greek, they just chose letters that look like the English ones lmaoo

[@Kat-te3kc]

Some one translation it so idk

[@Zomb1eBoyfr1end]

As a Greek... I can say that this don't make sense. Like... It was actually Greek alphabet but not real words.

[@nickking3198]

BUT THEY ALL ACTUALLY SAY AND MEAN SOMETHING , i guess your greeks are not good they tell it in english with greek letters ;)

[@TrixIsAnOwlbeast]

Oh the kid is Togapee lmao

[@iasonas6902]

its just typed on a greek keyboard layout with some apostrophs on some letters. but if u press the cooresponding english keys it will make perfect sense in english. the greek text doesnt mean anything the way they typed it.

[@dillonwatkins1899]

12:22 you can thank me by hitting that like

[@Harberino]

No

[@y0h4n24]

Nah.

[@Jotenks]

Nic-No

[@levithetoolguy1267]

This is cool and all but WHERE ARE MY DAMN SHREK PACKS

[@esharp48]

“It smells like one of those milk lolis” FBI OPEN UP

[@gameguides1272]

@quicknfearless Yea we know it was a joke

[@ingaspingas7853]

Fallout Guides can’t be sure if this fucker knows or not

[@BobBob-jz8co]

quicknfearless r/woosh

[@BobBob-jz8co]

Immortal Android r/slash understood

[@zerokidd21]

Max: oh no what am I gonna do with all these shrek packs? Me: probably not open them and troll your subs. Max: you got it brother. 🖒

[@phiwvey]

hed say cunt instead of brother tbh

[@joshuagoldfarb6041]

I thought that thumbs up was a crack on my screen. No joke I am dead.

[@mayamabry3731]

Daystarcreations u

[@xsamimuan4506]

17:10 the text was actually english

[@Xenerus]

The Text is in English, but it is the same card.

[@jonpangle]

no he's saying greek boy as in the picture :/

[@s0sa555]

“Yes boisss we pulled lick my shoo”

[@fryguydatdude]

ayyyyyyyyy

[@gone_blank]

Ayyyyyyy

[@beanyeeter5783]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@omarbonillamusic]

Ayyyyyy

[@dannix1129]

"Pokémon makes us puke" PETA was definitely behind these cards

[@rightfulfuture4]

Tru

[@tigrus879archives4]

Fuck PETA

[@fressejetzt840]

Or it's someone with taste who dislikes uncreative crap like pokemon

[@toothpasteboy]

@@fressejetzt840 degen

[@CaptainArthanos]

@@fressejetzt840 edgy

[@medicami]

what would Max's trading cards be called? Pokémongrel?

[@danimo31]

MaxMoe-Mon? MoeFoeMon? We need these cards made!!!

[@giadatelleri445]

Pokécunt

[@giadatelleri445]

@SoTotallyEpic LMAO

[@countdankula6740]

Pokegaychef

[@fuwugu]

Brúhmon

[@javis88h]

Did an edgy 13 year old make these? The wording screams "Yeah no, I don't watch pokemon anymore, that's for babies and nerds... PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!"

[@ActualityOfThought]

No it screams "I'm a child trying to act cool but can't draw for ass"

[@fatlarry161]

"You're still here? How do you do it?" Well for one, I'm pretty drunk and accidentally left this open in the background

[@looowlayrs9584]

I was gonna stop watching.. But then you got the scratch and sniff

[@matthewholst2376]

Watching this video is the lowest point of my life.

[@dekoyone4844]

Agreed. I'm jumping ship. There's only so many videos on card openings I can watch.

[@ridhwanreed6020]

after a few minutes of watching this, i do agree with you.

[@Stoneyghostboy]

Sadly this is the highlight of my day

[@mysneaker8234]

7:42 sleeves and then ruins the card

[@Laaash]

We get it max, you dont wanna put up the door so you started your new intro format. BUT YOU CANT KEEP THIS UP FOREVER WE DOOR PEOPLE WILL PREVAIL.

[@GrayD_Fox]

These were made with spite. I wouldn’t be surprised if only 10 kids and 20 adults bought these

[@Kids_Scissors]

I personally find these cards kinda charming on an early 2000's way

[@W_R_T_O_T_U.]

Thats what i think of aids

[@GhostonGuitar]

Max had better luck with a parody pack than the actual card game

[@ericdiaz9579]

WHERE ARE THE SHREK PACKS MASSIVE LEGEND!

[@cryvengeance]

greek card is Togapee, the rest is gibberish

[@bryanperez7471]

CryVengeance this pukey-mon pees constantly on everything it sees

[@bryanperez7471]

CryVengeance 17:12

[@bryanperez7471]

17:11

[@cryvengeance]

i didnt even think of reading it in english with greek letters lol

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

It's Greek to me.

[@ThisIsNoah1610]

Max : (Hits card on table) Sounds : Jeff Jeff jeff

[@necrophades1585]

4:50 Togapee: This Pukemon pees constantly on everything it sees

[@mjrocks09100]

I would buy maxmoefoe cards. I feel like the rarest card should be filthy frank.

[@donnellykie]

it would be so rare that you’d get to the end of the pack you realise it doesn’t exist

[@LordZoth6292]

I would spend hundreds of dollars to get Papa Franku, Chin Chin, and Joji cards.

[@PauloLz]

Not really, i feel like JojiVlogs would be the rarest of 'em all! lmao

[@angelparada5838]

@@PauloLz When you like your own comment.

[@agustinfernandez5115]

He could put captures from those videos he has to edit yet.

[@sendmemoneyexpensivegifts211]

Can't wait to buy some Maxmoefoe cards & pull an Ultra Rare Full Art Big Nut!

[@bjwisher]

Ill be pulling for Smashed Door and then Mark on Wall myself.

[@Parkswaves]

Kevin rainbow rare

[@FelixPerfekete]

i am gonna stretch my foreskin while watching this

[@googleuser859]

Put peanuts under it, it feels nice.

[@anew742]

This but unironically

[@chasemc69]

better yet, just have it removed like a REAL man!

[@kxyj3]

18:40 I think it’s supposed to be like “gross me out”

[@coboltadams8987]

Or gross mouth

[@SBeef2]

“In fact, pokemon makes us puke” “ And I took that personally”

[@zapp-san2844]

"BOYS we pulled lick-my-shoe" i think we hust witnessed max finaly succumb to the madness

[@nicowohl8173]

this is good and all but WHERE ARE THE SHREK PACKS APEEEE

[@kuriko_]

16:52 i just realized it's literally english text written in ancient greek. i dont remember much from high school but from what i can read, the card is called "togapee" (from togepi i guess) and the description basically says the lad just peed himself i dont know why i even bothered reading that lol but yeah. there you go

[@napoleon8017]

Ancient greek??

[@TheMonstercreator1]

there was an English version he threw to the side

[@bellevonh219]

17:11 is in English

[@rczg]

Nah it literally just says he pees on everything he sees, just translate the Greek characters to Latin when reading

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

"IDK, it's Greek to me."

[@tigerlily1469]

Me: "Mom cAn We gEt pOkÉmOn?" Mom: we have pokémon at home. Pokémon at home:

[@zekyu8474]

just call them MoeFoe-Mon

[@obscure.reference]

maxmoemon

[@strawberricalular]

8:51 the best part

[@johannesbergquist4862]

Who else would buy Maxmoefoe cards?

[@TheHiddenShadowz]

A lot of people...

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

Not me

[@ssrobs2552]

Maybe not buy them myself, but I'd watch Max open up packs of them.

[@mutmutmut3265]

Buy*

[@constipation4650]

Their attempt on comedy is laughable ironically.

[@OriasX]

Its early 2000s comedy,what do you expect

[@ReganAtSea]

these are cute af what are you talking about

[@wrong2h8]

4:19 "Looks like a Great Value bug spray mascott." I laughed.

[@yungwarcrimes]

WAIT THESE ARE REAL??? I DIDN'T HALLUCINATE THIS??

[@ayami7372]

Won't be surprised if the creator of these packs is actually 5

[@kuriko_]

its "haha justin BEAVER hahah" level of humor

[@Default653]

It's more like the 5 year old came up with the ideas then his dad made them

[@Tech_Marauder]

No it’s clearly some cynical adult who hates teenagers

[@lookmomnohands0391]

I would like but I’m so satisfied that the likes are at 101

[@lookmomnohands0391]

I’m sorry

[@aryorha]

Daily newt fact #81928 Lizards are less good newts.

[@SimonSalmon]

You saved it!

[@punkizm]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@GoldenPenHD]

The Japanese cards are better

[@wizzy5702]

Actually the Greek are better but okay...

[@JosephBaker-b7g]

It’s almost 2024 and I still fall asleep to these videos. My girlfriend left me because of my alcohol consumption:/

[@108whitewolf]

W

[@KenBoneSlice]

It's only a matter of time when max gets a couple million of subs and then starts uploading once every 5 months before eventually giving up on the channel entirely.

[@GodSaves247]

Y

[@kaysonlazy]

Don't Jynx it

[@KOS_Krafts]

Instead of uploading once every 5 months he uploads once every 2 days lmao

[@brickencounter3352]

This is the type of thing that you make when you think you're a clever 12 year old. They came up with the name and realized that they had to keep it PC for their mom

[@timgross8954]

Your Greek boy at 17:11 is in English, so both in Greek and in English versions And Pukeachoo at 21:51

[@mariovalenzuela7153]

You should make an art contest for your card game. I would be happy too make some art for your cards.

[@super8bitvideos]

This was definitely around during the height of parodies not knowing when to stop.

[@youtubeuser849]

Max, the Greek boy also had a non Greek version with the best parody name ever: Togapee You missed so much...

[@Livingston2000]

Random greek guy in the comments here! Every card is in english, written in greek characters. Let me translate them for yall: 4:52 togapee: this pukeymon pees constantly on everything it sees. MEAN SKILL *or meaningless: its greek to me 14:49 pukeachoo: rhether this pukyamon vomitw or sneezes, it rins most of its battles. MEAN SKILL: its greek to me (see what they did there?) 16:53 is the same as 4:52 I dont even know why I did this. Have a nice day!

[@chefj523]

I would definitely buy your own trading cards as merch

[@PixeisMortos]

with signatures

[@Snapmare_]

*_DISGUSTANG_*

[@gloomyxghost]

Snapmare someone doesn't know how to flush a toilet after they've had their shet

[@oseean28]

bro we still there bc we luv u n' support u

[@inspirechangemotivate]

Max: freaks out about a holo card Also Max: *gets a gold card but doesn’t even freak out*

[@Mazzattack]

12:23 when you play pokemon but instead of finding a holo charizard you find this and you get excited

[@wavin2yo]

petition to force max to open child roblox toys

[@dankaroor]

Massive legend uploaded! ALL HAIL!

[@aaronrobinson9641]

Hail!

[@steventurous9000]

Thank you for keeping the Globglogabgalab alive and well at 8:55 lol

[@Ursella999]

These cards look like someones dad from the 80`s quick drawings dug out of their basement and then turned into this financial risk.

[@orange9911]

12:40 Hitler?!?!? (Have subtitles on)

[@UndergroundWizrd]

Holy shart that was hitlarios

[@randovideo1824]

Stop blue balling us shrek!

[@maddiebolton2317]

Pukeymon? Like Max when he eats How To Basic's crabby patty.

[@cookiecat8912]

It’s 2 am and I’m in self quarantine, at 11 I’ll be doing school work online, I have nothing right now and here I am

[@joeabruzzo1]

I've been dieing for the last 10 mins watching the first half ......this is the funniest commentary I've heard in awhile

[@PokeToT]

I opened these awhile back and literally almost threw up. Anyways, I hate this. Thank you.

[@sleepy_rowlet9800]

PokeToT big fan :)

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Why? They are really funny

[@KristenZianourry2015]

@@nmr7203 nahhh fam, I'm at least 5

[@bennyng4738]

You should do a dollar store Pokémon packs video

[@aceisking]

i have had great luck with those

[@Stoneyghostboy]

@@aceisking Same,its the only time I pull something better than a holo and its cheaper.

[@aceisking]

@@Stoneyghostboy I just got a resh and charizard tag team card like a few days ago from a dollar store 3 pack

[@ReqV3]

Found the big nut, but what about the Japan vlog footage?

[@deadpoolnerd]

In a parallel universe Max's normal content is Pukemon and Pokemon is the shit he can't stand parody

[@billyanderson321]

“When I was 13” What was that, like 2-3 years ago? Hehehe

[@shinygmaxpkmn]

I’m going to buy an elite trainer box, take all the packs and put these in for my little cousin

[@danielvillagomez1591]

MaxmoefoePukeymon, when you gonna open the shrek packs!

[@idk-xo7pr]

14:03 Milk lollies Milk lollie Milk lolli Milk loli *FBI OPEN UP*

[@notawesternspy4924]

Ah that's how I like them *Milked*

[@DanielCoolPerson]

Scratch n sniff card 10:54 Shiny foil card 12:27

[@bradblair8333]

"they all stick together like they just came in the fuckin box" i laughed my ass off

[@warbosswurldsmasha5414]

It's like Garbage Pail Kids without the effort.

[@Aaptronym]

I had these as a kid when they first came out in 2000 and this video was extremely nostalgic to me.

[@michaelgonzalez723]

Where are my online codes JEWISH GEM GOBLIN?

[@hinozalproductions2735]

“I feel personally attacked” Best line ever

[@AlphaCollectorCZ]

2:18 lol I love how u introduced the rarities :D especially GOLD :D :D laughin so hard lmao

[@zenmindstate110]

*MaxiMón cards coming out soon*

[@MicahWestwood]

Thanks Max this helped me get through my integestion at 4am. Had to go legit vomit when I saw the Greek Pikachu 👌🏻

[@DUSTY66666]

Nice video of you holding a video of hard boiled eggs and silk quilt in this tiny little plastic Lego hotdog man

[@KardyVFX]

Guess that Pukeymon.

[@zachsahni7282]

I feel sick alot but honestly your videos are so funny they help me get through! Thank you for youtubing!