Maybe I'm too single to be mega rich (mansion review)

[@teamarie4313]

As a girlie who is over 420 years old... I feel seen, I feel heard, I feel validated, I feel

[@HailG3]

Oh no, she died in the middle of her sentence! Anyway-

[@dafabulus1694]

@@HailG3 Oh she passed away? Awww, auwww. Well alright-

[@ergotoxicosis]

@@dafabulus1694 y'all maybe we can help her if we just-

[@cassiamegan23]

🍃

[@kylebettencourt]

Girl you're who he's running from in the field

[@moon_card]

The way your shirt is a shade of blue you rated top tier. We love a consistent queen

[@lucafalco-pitt9289]

That’s mmcu hunny

[@ashleyo8282]

Consistency is the key to ultimate girlboss energy

[@christianurena510]

Someone’s a bit obsessed 🤣🤣🤣

[@meatbalsoup5158]

Without consistency, who is Michael Microphone?

[@moon_card]

@@meatbalsoup5158 a michael microphony

[@melisdantou]

“there’s a chandelier for sia to hang on” i cannot do this today

[@pierregikh]

Timestamp PLEASE

[@chuuedup_]

@@pierregikh 5:47

[@pierregikh]

@@chuuedup_ thanks besticle

[@alejandroreyes8782]

@@pierregikh did you not hear that we cannot do this today 💀👄💀 sksksks

[@pierregikh]

@@alejandroreyes8782 Mike Rophone knew about Sia wanted to be ah Baker so this is extra shady

[@joshkalia]

In his nightmares Mike is running from Abby Lee Miller 💀

[@ines2fenoyl756]

i thought he was running from James Charles

[@constanza4256]

I thought he was running from Olivia Rodrigo and I could not tell you why that was my answer

[@xy-moron1779]

@@ines2fenoyl756 Ok but why did I think the same thing

[@proooxy]

maybe he’s running up the hills with kate bush

[@Isaac75]

@@ines2fenoyl756 Why did I think the same thing

[@TheRealSweedie]

We all know that it's James Charles chasing Mike through the field

[@kathj2972]

gurl thats where my mind went too

[@Ddalgiichigo]

I would bet real money on it

[@JDfromTBC]

She got him sister sprinting 💀

[@britnizta]

Literally came to the comment section to say this hahahaha

[@hollystanaccount3389]

Mike’s too old for him 💀

[@broomsmol]

Me imagining Mike being chased through a field by Nicki Minaj while Roman holiday plays

[@morgana_rose]

dont wanna round 3 coz u suffered twice

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Manifest that, sis.

[@mishi376]

THE FLAVOR OR THIS COMMENT

[@GABE_is_here]

"it's an easter egg hunt" 👁️👄👁️

[@theeclassyfratboiii5495]

Mike running like: 🏃🏽‍♂️💨↖️⤵️🔄

[@nivn4102]

30 seconds in and i have officially lost it at “dumble dussy” bestie 😭✊

[@jazzypari]

That's one of the MOST iconic moments in the micsmic universe

[@U._.D]

@@jazzypari "micsmic" 😭

[@akio5250]

Michaels microphones

[@veenasacrificedhercup9385]

Full name Michael "masters" Microphone

[@sadlyadri9266]

@@veenasacrificedhercup9385 My name is Michael Masters, and I have something to say.

[@AyeshaM02]

Mike said yes graphic design is my passion when he showed his socials

[@JJ-jw9ec]

"I'm 25 and I'm scared of the dark. What's worse, being 25 or being scared of the dark? pick a struggle" 😩🤚🏼 how DARE you call me out like that???????

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

I’m 23 and still lowkey scared of the dark. He murdered me with this line

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

@@edgaranalhoe7678 i’m 23 and HIGHKEY scared of the dark. anything can be in there man

[@edgaranalhoe7678]

@@sarahbearbabygirl T R U E but adopting two cats helped me a little. Now when i hear some weird noise in the dark i just go in my mind „feline besties, i’m trying to sleep here.”

[@anneliese7427]

I literally turn 25 in two days no one told me it would be this bad 😤

[@jaebreslin2851]

I'm 26 and scared of everything! That's gotta be worse right? 😂😂

[@violatyrant]

you cannot say I have dreams where a famous person chases me through a field and then not tell us who it is

[@sergiosalgado5556]

I got James Charles vibes from that lol

[@keren6858]

i thought about Esteemed Character Actress and Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale

[@jmecular56467]

is this a rupi kaur poem?

[@violatyrant]

@@jmecular56467 I just have a weird typing style okay leave me alone 😭

[@Sesameseedss]

4:45 "not the Tomlinson" had me DEAD

[@sitdownyourerockingthegoat8855]

AHHHH ME TOO GFJSJDJAHDJA

[@oliviac295]

3:45 bestie

[@Sesameseedss]

@@oliviac295 my bad

[@sophielawrence192]

mikes mic louie era

[@s0ny467]

@@sophielawrence192 omg iconic

[@NickyGuaii]

I'm just imagining two people living in one of these massive houses trying to find each other. It's really funny to me

[@marigoldsunflower]

@N. P. Yesss I immediately thought of Over the Garden Wall

[@janine2957]

if i were rich i would be playing hide and seek even when i'm 60

[@mewrrorball]

@Onor TLS i love how you spell kardishaians

[@nochucomethru4714]

@N. P. is this the best romcom plot ever besties yes it is someone make it a movie nOW

[@populationme]

@@marigoldsunflower yes yes yes !!

[@izargzrab]

"imagine being so affluent that you could just say 'i'm going to the stables" "like who are you?" Spencer Hastings for sure

[@veroniquehill9314]

Why is Spencer Hastings the first person I thought of when he said that tho

[@izargzrab]

​@@veroniquehill9314 it's her whole aura i believe

[@lat3ho]

@@veroniquehill9314 horse girl😍😍

[@RandomBlair]

"Now... I don't wanna be ageist, sorry to my 420 year old girlies but if you are 420 years old, you are O☝️L ☝️D ☝️E ☝️." I am so weak

[@JDUCSUDMU38948]

*421 year old girlies

[@zoedobbs9744]

Just finished high school alone in my living room on a Monday and clicked over to KZbin to find a new Michael's Microphone mansion review. Life is good

[@rory4804]

i simply have never had an original experience it seems!! good for us good for us

[@amaliaowl]

@@rory4804 most creative way of saying “same” lmao so true bestie

[@margaretcathcart2953]

congrats!!,,

[@oopsassy]

Congrats !

[@sarahkendall]

congratulations!!!

[@Natalia-wq1in]

I have a very strong feeling that Jeffery star is chasing him in his nightmares

[@liza-zb8td]

Either him or James Charles

[@maraelina8065]

@@liza-zb8td as soon as he said it i immediately thought james charles for some reason

[@izzy3995]

@@maraelina8065 SAME

[@KingOfGaymes]

Geoffrey Stank’s existence is a nightmare

[@lidiatorres3024]

I'm so excited for El micròfon del Miquel to be in his Barcelona era

[@janine2957]

voy a comprar la Sagrada Familia solo para él ❤️

[@sarahkendall]

YES FINALLY ANOTHER MANSION REVIEW

[@noodlebanana7512]

My mind when I saw the title/screencap

[@daphnav]

updated apartment tour is a 10 out of 10 idea, im here for it babes

[@elizavetafilippova2919]

Yeees! I’ve been waiting for it for so long! Please do it

[@Bimuhnng]

I've been waiting YEARS for someone to talk about how Dan Humphry is out here in his art house loft with 5-6 rooms and sliding doors and ex-rockstar dad whos sending him and his sister to one of the richest schools in NY and talking about how sad it is to be poor. SIR.

[@chiazzzz760]

“I want to have a stallion and call it Megan” ..... sir I- 😩😩

[@snigdhapaidikondala5693]

I'm so excited that Micycle Mickelodeon has posted!!

[@f1l1ppova]

not this 🤭

[@simontaylor647]

Stop that right now

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Mike says, “Irish greyhound in a sweater” and my ears hear “I’d be open to communication with the cow that runs Tara Mooknee’s channel” 👁👄👁

[@baileydunton6142]

That would be an iconic crossover

[@ekintasyurek9227]

i have an interview tomorrow for a software developer position so im watching mike to prepare because he has a masters degree

[@TheAnnabethjackson]

you're gonna get the job for sure now. this made me laugh. x

[@lemon_boy577]

oha çok kıskandım umarım iyi geçer ❤️❤️

[@bigasspockets]

Good luck!! May the power of Mike fuel you! And May the bridges you burn light the way!

[@LavenderLinguist]

Absolutely transcended when Michael said he wants to buy a stallion and name it Megan

[@fergus4123]

I absolutely NEED to know who is chasing Michael Microphone from the KZbin channel Mike's Mic in his nightmares, its a necessity. You can't leave us on a cliffhanger like this bestie

[@marieg92]

3:43 “not the Tomlinson‘s“ hahahah i can’t- my directioner heart

[@eartem914]

LOONA cameos in the video 😍😩😅👍😜🥺: beginning of Hi High 0:10 LOONA being confused 1:00

[@giuliah7327]

as someone who spent the first 16 years of my life growing up in an old ass building in the historical centre of Naples (Italy) i can assure you that you were making such valid points not wanting to live in buildings with history lmaoooo the amount of times i felt uneasy in my own home bc of the vibes omfg unbearable

[@Hydr-l8w]

The Loona memes at the start, I just know that this will be a good vid

[@yvesuslovesyou]

Period

[@multijxde1855]

💅🏽

[@lizhelena9752]

Was looking for a comment like that

[@beenyunhoed]

as he should 💅

[@natalie-3737]

Ok but Micheal have you considered someone else who is very newly single.... *the queen*

[@mimimicamica]

that's rough

[@Cassxowary]

That didn’t age well...

[@natalie-3737]

@@Cassxowary HELP AHAHAHA

[@masonscrimshaw1624]

@@Cassxowary neither did she tbf

[@sandarai]

hi high AND awkward loona cast catching me off guard there mike just say that you're an orbit and i'll leave

[@yvesuslovesyou]

YESSS

[@helpibrokemyface]

Sure bestie

[@lesserafimchangedmylife]

@Yikes Yeep FR

[@carterssant]

those additions gave me whiplash ngl JLNSFFKSD

[@emmyy18_]

An updated appartment tour would be in fact of interest

[@nahomy3249]

He was being chased by Selena Gomez in his dream bc he didn’t keep an eye out for her. RIP my good sis

[@alvinacetrndd16]

"it's cute but at what point do you move on" i want this tattooed on my forehead

[@samanthalynch2872]

When Mike was talking about how the house would raise your hotness level I thought of bitlife...*Mike NEEDS to play bitlife*

[@mathildehickman4696]

Omg imagine the video

[@spikyeyelashes5890]

omg we need this to happen‼️

[@samanthalynch2872]

@@mathildehickman4696 tbh I think Mike would be a gold digger and I am 100% here for that

[@andreang215]

we need to see it!!!

[@jazzypari]

"I'm giving... I'm giving??.. I'm giving!!! " Not me adding this to my daily vocabulary

[@quelmagalhaes3257]

Sir Mike Microphone: "people were just giving each other vilas??" me, Brazilian, knowing at least 3 different stories about women in my neighbourhood who only dated men so they would build houses for them and then left them: 👁️👄👁️

[@erinmckenna605]

I am losing my MIND at "property type: castle"

[@yazb1731]

“underneath scratch and sniff - there’s a brick”. 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️ i can’t

[@swiftieforever9793]

"When are we as a society talk about Dan complaining about being poor and going to rich people school while living in a loft in Manhattan" Meanwhile Dan: Blair literally bullies me evryday just for living in Brooklyn 🙂🙃

[@bouleaneige2077]

He's still not poor though, and he still lives in a fancy loft

[@swiftieforever9793]

@@bouleaneige2077 ofc

[@Rlrlrl1962]

I know how could u say dan lives in Manhattan when everyone knows him as Brooklyn boy

[@francesmcbride4592]

$50 says Carrot-Loving Niall Horan is the cornfield chaser of Monsieur Michael Microphone's dreams

[@sitdownyourerockingthegoat8855]

after the louis reference i wouldn’t be surprised FHAJDHAJDHAJD

[@busrad1713]

"this could raise our hotness couple level" Honey I believe there is no ugly only poor. If I had 26 million I am not ugly period 😂😂

[@lemon_boy577]

bencede o kadar param olcak da beni çirkin yakalıcan falan couldn't be me ☠️☠️☠️

[@farrahwho]

just had a mini sobbing session about how i’m not graduating college on time so ty for posting mr. microphone!!

[@slungubane1036]

Rooting for you my angel!! Everything’s gonna be okay I promise

[@oopsassy]

congratssss!

[@farrahwho]

@@slungubane1036 not the way this made me teary again 😭 tysm

[@farrahwho]

@@oopsassy i'm assuming you misread my comment but i'm accepting this congrats early once i eventually graduate sdfsd

[@janine2957]

felt this on another level bc i failed some subjects and i know i'm gonna be here for the long run, but you know what, we will do it on our time and that is ok ❤️❤️

[@marcgrafgregorio8751]

Mikes Mic is a _confirmed_ orbit 🤭🔥

[@erinm3585]

the loona references give me so much serotonin - I enjoy so much thank you

[@mmmindy1998]

going to need more of this. purely a survival requirement

[@AnaTY5]

i was not mentally prepared for the special guest

[@sonamartirossian7718]

Mr. Michaelangelino, that blue does you wonders! You look snazzy, my dude!

[@fendybendy6466]

5:40 sir that building has existed for over 400 years I THINK THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY IS PRETTY GOOD

[@reynao.3671]

High key missing its christmas let's go home 😭😪

[@bigasspockets]

It’s Christmas let’s go home said it’s Christmas let’s go home

[@Maria_745]

I love how Mike's immediate thought after mentioning gossip girl is to roast Dan because frick Dan

[@emmacarroll12]

the way I can feel in my bones that it was either armie hammershark or Timmy tim that was chasing him in his dream

[@blibdoolpoolp]

Oh my I am here already. Big fan of this development for me

[@blibdoolpoolp]

Woah woah woah you jumped over the plant parenting real fast there, Michael. What kind of plant? Can we get a Ft. ?

[@Whatsayoutuber]

Sis dua lipa is modern art vibes and future nostalgia, she don’t need no crusty musty dusty historical castle

[@imani0nline]

That is the goal of being rich…having a house where you can’t not look hot in 🕺🏾

[@meganjeter7836]

YUS I WOULD LOVE AN UPDATED APARTMENT TOUR WHENEVER YOURE READY BESTIE

[@meganjones9171]

The amount of quotable moments in this video 🤌🏻

[@beam2839]

i had to pause the video bc i was laughing too hard at “louis xiii? tomlinson” mike never misses!!!

[@terrilo1840]

"like it's cute but at what point do we move on" me when i have a crush

[@katp6755]

fr 😭

[@moonie1488]

mike ranting about dan living in a loft is iconic.., when’s the gossip girl video though

[@BigBoy-cr8eq]

The way Mike didn't say the celebrity's name as if him dreaming of them chasing him through a field is gonna get them cancelled-

[@celestemarchant3910]

girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. ... girl, you make me so proud, and I love you

[@JamEzcb]

Was it James Charles chasing you through a field? I think we've all had that nightmare

[@Taradoxxi]

my FAVORITE series on youtube is back!!!! also mike it's okay i have nightmares about armie hammer chasing me too

[@299meena]

I love this series!! Im an architecture student and the HISTORYYYY the materials in their natural glory are enough to throw me into a full on geek out! However I will say most of this STINKS of a scam. Like the not showing the insides, the photos that don't match up ... Highly suspicious... 🧐🧐🧐

[@mhm2957]

is it just me or is this mansion review especially too funny??? i had to pause several times just to stop LAUGHING and be able to HEAR you bestie 😩

[@akpokemon]

oh totally. he was on his A-game

[@melisdantou]

nicki as the intro, remember to stream beam me up scotty babes!!

[@elisehardy2]

watching your videos in public is such a struggle because I genuinely can't contain my laughter, love you bestie xxx

[@pokezette7785]

Mike has graduated from bringing up his master's degree, he has evolved to saying he is an Engineer.

[@ellaronci2703]

3:44 *gasp * NOT THE TOMLISON 😲 made my entire day

[@brooket8068]

omg now that u mentioned it PLEASE talk about gossip girl! iḿ too lazy to watch it myself and ur HYSTERICAL please that would be so funny

[@lakia-chan]

let it sink in that real estate agents provide the same amount of pictures as a shein shirt for a $26,579,442 winery in navarra

[@retrogirl2498]

How did I not know about the song with ZAYN and Nicki Minaj??? Or that whole album! Where have I been

[@janine2957]

i believe that was in his 2018 album he has put another one since 😭 nobody can blame you bc he does not know what promotion look like

[@triplicitouslysyllepsetic1964]

Mike, I have to tell you.... your mic looks excellent today. Also, I may have questioned your friendships in the past and now... I’ve realized the number of your friends is probably beyond count the number of dollars these houses cost. I appreciate you.

[@riribeasley4741]

Why when Mike said imagine having stables did I imagine him as Spencer from PLL in her horse riding era 💀

[@RaphaelleLD]

11:35 somehow the fact that they used a £750 Mad Men book set to decorate the room just... checks out

[@gracelet2616]

the second one looks like the dolls house we all wanted as a kid

[@subhah7336]

I simply cannot explain the absolute adoration I have for this man y'all

[@starthelotus3453]

No but why did the elderly man at 8:59 look thirty from the neck down 😭

[@dominiqueibe2120]

"you know it's been a long day, i haven't seen you today, you're somewhere, i'm sure, OOOOOH YEAH YEAH, HEY YEAHHH"

[@Abigail-sq7ck]

when u start ur clothing brand and join the 1%, i hope you know we are ALL going to clown on whatever monstrosity becomes Villa Mike’s Mic.............

[@evanhaithcock7694]

That friendship ended with mudasir meme unlocked something VERY deep within me

[@stefanalcantara3826]

I knew you were going to implement that clip of nicki doing tiktok dances somehow and you did not disappoint lakskskdksfsdkfniwrn

[@indibindylou]

Mr. Microphone is on fire in this video. Idk if he had coffee beforehand, but the energy is perfect for this house commentary. He may be scared of the dark, but he seems to be thriving as a new plant owner nonetheless 🌱

[@lue6033]

Michael... how dare you upload the night before my geography final when I have factually done 0 revision... looks like I'm going to be winging it tomorrow girlies wish me luck

[@gabooshi]

Good luck !!! u got this in the bag sis

[@lue6033]

omg thank u cuties

[@hannahgrammer2866]

I did not know I needed this. LOVE IT. Looking through houses is really saddening but satisfying.

[@Carols989]

queen, im on a diet i cant eat the rich right now

[@piscesmoon6333]

“scratch n sniff, there’s a brick” lmaooo

[@kaskarden491]

"This house was build in 1600, I'm worried for the structural integrity" Some houses in our town were built in 1100...

[@cor289]

11:16 girlboss had to burn her bridges to keep the living space warm because the gold and marble countertops were too cold in winter

[@zonnethomassen9346]

the fact hé likes loona makes me trust HIM even more now

[@jasminewei9071]

I genuinely think I love you Mike

[@thowaibabenslema1811]

don't come for me Swifties but i am 1000% that Taylor Swift is the one chasing him through the field in his dreams

[@Name-dl3uq]

I would think James Corden in his Cats costume

[@nazraislam4307]

it’s giving out of the woods

[@thowaibabenslema1811]

@@Name-dl3uq honestly wouldnt put it past him!! So creepy

[@maggiedunn8581]

im a swiftie and i agree

[@wanessadionisio5000]

your first review of mansions was one of the firsts videos of yours that i watched 🥺 been here since then and going strong

[@hannahbox202]

the one dislike is a 420 year old girlie and she got offended by the "OLDE" call out

[@leo-db5uj]

4:14 that house give me MAJOR Wes Anderson (especially Grand Budapest Hotel) energy.

[@patheticfruit]

im here michael

[@cherubcheeked]

I peeped that hi high snippet... so glad to meet a fellow orbit Michael Microphone