Maybe it's the dark, black part of his soul, maybe it's Maybelline!

[@joermnyc]

Vance vanished after the election, all we hear about now is President Elon and his buddy Donny.

[@theskullyhippiedude3719]

No room for a third wheel.

[@jonas7510]

kind of like president Chaney and his pet monkey George.

[@R50_J0]

You mean, “No room for a third weasel.”

[@cindyrice9701]

@@R50_J0😂

[@danielprimern932]

He's honestly the only competent, sane one of the trio. I think he played the part to get the job, but he's level-headed and a moderate at heart. He'll take the wheel from Trump if necessary. Combat Veteran, used to work well with moderate democrats...I'm fairly certain he's an okay human being just doing what's required to get in position.

[@robb2biago]

Business Ewok, is one of my favorites too.

[@galacticunicorn6319]

Business Ewok took me out! 😂

[@nataliarosado9319]

One of my favorite daily show reporters ❤

[@galacticunicorn6319]

He could do a little white liner between the black on the edges of his eye to it really pop and he can finish the look by adding a matte light pink lip stain. I shall call this look “power hungry”.

[@JuliaBunnell]

You are all of my friends and my herione. You are so talented and utterly hilarious. Which takes brains. Thank you for helping us through this dark time.

[@Andy_Tx]

The White House will be stocked with black eyeliner and orange makeup!

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Faux Hillbilly vs Business Ewok

[@foxibot]

The fact that he photo shops his photos to make him look much thinner and chisled is always hilarious. We know what you really look like JD.

[@ginah1108]

This is gold!! 😂😂😂

[@UATU.]

Let’s just be thankful he isn’t getting foundation tips from his boss.

[@rojaemurray307]

Business Ewok is wild 😂

[@jopo7996]

Fancy Vancey!

[@christinalively8292]

I vote for black dark part!

[@kimberleyh1946]

love it Desi! I keep thinking he had Tatooed eyeliner

[@vickibwarren9722]

I agree, I don't think he's smart enough to remember to put his eyeliner on every morning.......

[@kimclarkson9083]

I don't know. It looks heavier/lighter one day to the next.

[@kimberleyh1946]

@ true. he might play with it with eyeliner, but it's always there!

[@CarolMasker]

I love Desi! She is hilarious & always tells the truth!!

[@nycjanedoe]

It's his eyelashes. I actually grew up with a kid who had eyes just like this. He was also mentally disturbed.

[@amysnewlife84]

Atleast his concealer is blended!

[@DeniseHodges-b3d]

He's hiding more than a make up bag.

[@lorenzohorn9988]

Got that “Post Boy George” schtick going on…wonder what else he has in his closet and how the Southern Baptist Conference is communicating this trend within their worship community.

[@tonywilson2104]

You nailed it with the " in the closet" thing.😊

[@pamelareynolds8469]

I think it's tattood i.e. permanent.

[@kimberleyh1946]

💯!!

[@andrewjameshenderson1389]

Love this lady!!! 😂❤🌹

[@rozziemarie1]

He also uses white on the lower lid

[@Sam-ql8uy]

I love you and this page

[@bobbiboyle176]

Looking closely-I think his eyeliner is tattooed? How else could it be so consistent?

[@OscarLangleySoryu]

Uhmmm excuse me but the Ewoks are a proud man-eating race of sentient robot-worshipping teddy bears and do not deserve to be compared to literal monsters.

[@karipaturketo5438]

She's easy on the eyes even in casual dress and no make up.👌

[@ky9933]

Are you under the impression this woman isn't wearing makeup?

[@edwardlulofs444]

Rotfl. Super creative. You go girl.

[@Paul-p1p6m]

Great thanks for the truth.

[@ACfromTheBay]

Second best anchor of TDS.

[@jpt9328]

"Business Ewok" FTW.

[@Vtarngpb]

Slayyyyy 😂

[@michaelrobson3460]

I'd like to see some blusher, to bring his cheek bones back from his obvious oedema. He should swap notes with Matt Gaetez for eye brow and filler trends and where to find other kinds of support and comfort in DC

[@billy4227]

I think it's Maybelline's Bollywood Mocha.

[@esraeloh8681]

Someone has to find & pick pocket his purse to confirm the type, I bet you she's on point with them

[@CarigisX]

guys with makeup.. did he tour south korea lately?

[@nonaeubinis4934]

Oh SNAP!😂

[@livvig]

Who the f is this Vanse ?

[@unfocused]

He was supposed to be VP before Musk bought the presidency and made Trump VP

[@ShadyNetworker]

The Assistant TO the assistant manager Trump.

[@KC-713]

Vance is our next vice president.

[@ryanspencer3308]

​@@KC-713 Lady Donald Trump is the next first lady and vice president of The Fascists States of America.

[@FantasmagoriaAhoy]

A m@n married to a w0man even though he hates w0men. Oh and he hates his sons too.

[@mr.joshua6818]

Get used to looking at him... Democrats should have held a primary and selected a different candidate.

[@ky9933]

Not if he d*es before January 🙏

[@Babyduck-s7q]

Are we sure that isn't permanent makeup at this point?😂

[@danielprimern932]

He's honestly the only competent, sane one of the trio. I think he played the part to get the job, but he's level-headed and a moderate at heart. He'll take the wheel from Trump if necessary. Combat Veteran, used to work well with moderate democrats...I'm fairly certain he's an okay human being just doing what's required to get in position.

[@Styphon]

He'll be leading the charge for Trump's 25th Amendment removal so he can try for a full 12 years as president.

[@nicholasmiscunaitis6438]

Even with the Heritage Foundation backing him?

[@f.miller9522]

Why doesn't he just have surgery?

[@MajorHenryL.]

Still waiting on the post-election clip of Camela🐪 speaking to her supporters after a few bottles of Merlot. You missed an opportunity there Daily Show. YT: please don’t delete this comment.

[@jeanlarocque6586]

That’s ridiculous! He is not wearing eyeliner, but probably washed his face!

[@brendakw485]

😂

[@RebeccaWatts-j2z]

Could it be tattooed? That makes more sense.

[@valeriestern7460]

Did it ever occur to anyone that he got permanent makeup done?

[@juliewake4585]

Hilarious.

[@cecilturcotte2244]

Jimmy's suit fails to match the class of his previous dresses.

[@SIZModig]

Business Ewok, the anti-woke makeup line

[@ellenmadsen7308]

I think it’s tattooed on. Weird.

[@brndnt925]

This might actually be funny if those weren’t his natural eyelashes. He’s not wearing eyeliner so of all the ridiculous things they could make fun of, this isn’t one of them. Lame.

[@no_limit_rdr]

🤣🤣🤣💯

[@Rubyfruitcake]

It's Indian thing

[@blaydCA]

After Elonia Musk got donny pregnant, JD has gone missing. Probably has to sleep on the couch. Er. I meant floor!!!

[@vickieshephard8052]

😅😅

[@M420labs]

Can tell you hardly wash

[@pb5640]

He is useless now that Elon has taken his place.

[@TAZMIN4848]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@hyfmf]

😂😂😂

[@user-eh4jv6xw4l]

Handsome? I don't think so😢

[@Goodvibesonlynj]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danieltruxton1301]

Propaganda

[@moedark4390]

sad focus

[@billy4227]

Yes. Your modeling fixation is sad.

[@russchamberlain8755]

Using racist terminology. Using black as a negative. It is continuing hate words black is not evil or bad. Please stop using color separation....

[@latrestadaddison2155]

You’re claiming that when in reality we are all shades of brown. 😢 I haven’t met anyone who is black yet.

[@CarigisX]

lol.. its the daily show. i dont think they are anti black

[@nonaeubinis4934]

Absolute overreaction by a white male. Learn how to hold your tongue, son. You are mistaken.

[@russchamberlain8755]

@latrestadaddison2155 you need to return to your state school. The Hair not skin...sweet cheeks

[@russchamberlain8755]

@latrestadaddison2155 claim...I do not i free. Iwe

[@TimothyOBrien-do1jo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@philtullos3823]

😂