Selen, Axel and RPR DESTROYING YAGOO´S DREAM! (stream highlights #4) 【Holostars EN | NIJISANJI EN】

The VOD survived LET´S GOOOOO
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:45 - If a snake bit your d*ck...
04:15 - Would you s*ck your homie´s ass?
05:10 - Do you swallow? 😳
06:35 - The coach
09:02 - The coach joins
09:31- d*ck and balls, his monetization is gone xD
12:00 - XSET Nocturnal
13:14 - RPR the life's savior
15:00 - The legendary team SNAKEBITE is born
18:52 - DO NOT WALLOW, TSB IS HERE TO SWALLOW 🐍
19:32 - The chants gave Selen powers!
22:35 - Channel the SNAKE
23:40 - This was Axel´s dream...
24:28 - It´s official!
-Source: 【APEX】 APEX Custom pracitce w/@SelenTatsuki & @rprxx ​
kzbin.infomwYPBlOD...
-Members:
/ @axelsyrios
/ @selentatsuki
/ rprx
twitch.tv/ohNocturnal
- Twitter accounts:
/ axelsyrios
/ selen_tatsuki
/ rpr
/ oh_nocturnal
- Outro music: 【Banzoin Hakka】Living ghost is alive / 生きてるおばけは生きている 【歌ってみた】
• Living ghost is alive ...
#holotempus #obsydia #selentatsuki #axelsyrios #nijisanji_en #nijisanjien #nijisanji #holostarsen #holostars #apexlegends #vtuber #hololiveenglish #hololiveen #hololive

[@mayushark5609]

Some notes: The WHOLE stream was fucking hilarious, literally had to cut a lot or I would´ve ended with a 5+ hour clip so please watch the VOD. They had a couple of good games but since Altare wasn´t here I don´t think it counts as much. From now on they´ll be playing with their official coach so who knows if RPR will be joining again, but I hope he does. Someone has to pay for Axel´s therapist.

[@neintendo0903]

I think rpr will focus coach for his team now since Nocturnal is here now to coach them officially.

[@SivTeaze]

He said he will drop by from time to time but ofcourse he will focus on his team.

[@tengahhidup]

Damn, I'm gonna miss the constant gaslighting to rpr XD

[@DefinitelyNotIU]

Selen really do banter really well with the bois, is she an honorary member now?

[@not4ne141]

I fully agree, this whole stream is a gold mine of clips 🤣

[@dirzz]

🐍 DO NOT WALLOW 🐍 TSB IS HERE TO SWALLOW 🐍

[@killer3000ad]

🐍IF HE IS LOW 🐍 THEN YOU GOT TO BLOW! 🐍

[@TheMaplestSyrup]

🐍NEVER IN THE KNOCK 🐍ALWAYS ON THE COCK🐍 OUR THROATS WILL GAG 🐍UNTIL WE GET THE BAG🐍

[@NiaTheMilkTank]

🐍ARMOR NOT PURP 🐍TIME TO SLURP 🐍

[@benja9029]

🐍 If it's a bind 🐍 TSB will "come" from behind 🐍

[@nabwu]

VICTIMS GET THE HISS🐍HOMIES GET THE KISS 🐍

[@zomfgroflmao1337]

Axel got the real Selen experience.

[@davidsiodora6408]

"Never on the knock Always on the cock Our throats will gag Until we reach the bag" - rpr

[@agsiar]

that is my favorite chant!! ❤

[@asaasahina896]

The fact that this is supposed to be taken like a competitive apex match makes it so much funnier

[@THEcowboy367]

This is what competitive apex matches shhould be like

[@Voltlighter]

Right at the start, rpr did say "I had this exact conversation with two pro players" so I think this is just how competitive apex be lmao

[@Gavriel01]

Axel’s earning the label of “Brand Risk”

[@gbboomer9813]

He doesnt get perms he doesnt get sponsorships 😂😢

[@helloduri]

The fact that axel just chanting "dic and bolls dic and bolls my monetization is gone" had me in stitches

[@FreddyTheCupcake]

20:00 Selen kills Hoshikawa and screams: "🐍 DO NOT WALLOW 🐍 TSB IS HERE TO SWALLOW 🐍" 💀

[@theoverlordbear]

Yeah, Selen sure swallowed her Diamond City Lights out. 🤣

[@redodepan952]

What is TSB?

[@theoverlordbear]

@@redodepan952 Team Snake Bite. It's a dirty joke, to put it very very basically.

[@18meru]

without the dirty joke, ​Snake bite is a metaphor which means "throw your dignity to save a fellow."

[@derpedfox]

​@@redodepan952 Do you even watch the video

[@failure5272]

Even though every moment was gold, my favorite part was when Nocturnal jumped into VC to fight with Rpr. Watching that live was WILD.

[@mayushark5609]

Agree 💯😂

[@HKSFMinerva]

🐍Do Not Wallow 🐍TSB Is Here To Swallow 🐍

[@CRAgamer]

I love that axel is the most unseiso member and he is being swamped by them. There's always a bigger fish.

[@javelinmaster2]

Being the most unseiso in Holo EN is just mild in Niji EN.

[@boeman6702]

@@javelinmaster2 Niji EN is cursed in a good way

[@mcosmos-h2w]

axel is far from the most unseiso in tempus tho. He just likes to say random shit but he’s too young and pure

[@mikusakusa8205]

Magni ranked Axel as the middle of the pack, because Axel lacks the braincells to have the true unseiso dark and messed up thoughts. He is just young and horny lol

[@javelinmaster2]

@@mikusakusa8205 Dark messed up thoughts like Vesper?

[@josephsaga]

Selen got low energy in the beggining and later on after she start the homies conversation, out of nowhere she got hyper 🤣

[@LloydShovel]

Ofc selen was the one who instigated the conversation

[@TheRizzler_1]

Selen is always here to promote bros supporting bros while she watches lmao

[@Denyed_]

VICTIMS GET THE HISS 🐍 HOMIES GET THE KISS 🐍 NEVER ON THE KNOCK 🐍 ALWAYS ON THE COCK 🐍 OUR THROATS GAG 🐍 UNTIL WE GET THE BAG 🐍 IF YOUR HOMIES LOW 🐍 THEN YOU GOTTA TO BLOW 🐍 WHEN THINGS GET CHOPPY 🐍YOU GOTTA GET SLOPPY 🐍 UNLEASH THE FANG 🐍 IT'S TIME TO BANG 🐍 ARMOR NOT PURP 🐍 IT'S TIME TO SLURP 🐍

[@RenoKyrie]

First time seeing Nocturnal in Vtuber circle but wow he made RPR extra mald lmao

[@sevenover42]

theyre like an old married couple smh

[@jharis5018]

Nocturnal knew the vtuber scene for quite a while, he actually has a vtuber character which he seldom uses while streaming

[@kurokonatsuki3170]

Noct has mentioned in the same stream that he's getting a new Vtuber model too.

[@sinfulkid.]

man I will never be able to see this emoji in the same way ever🐍

[@Momkiu]

LMAOOO poor Axel. That's the Selen experience for ya

[@Royalscriber5633]

"When the snakes about to bite, prepare to do what's right" 😂

[@Golth1502]

The funniest thing is that Axel was the only one taking it too srsly, instead of just lol-ing with the flow

[@iammaberandom]

I mean, he's in Holo and everything is happening on his channel 😂. I hope management doesnt bunk him too hard

[@kairokuys6991]

That’s really what makes it hilarious..

[@mayushark5609]

Nah, he was gaslighting RPR about vtuber couples and NFT's before this part, he wasn't taking it serious either 💀💀💀

[@FlintMcroy]

Rare to see Axel taking the "straight man" role, in more than one way

[@not4ne141]

ngl, I felt axel had multiple heart attacks during this stream.🤣 They were talking controversial stuff too about making a vtuber groups marketed as couples and fighting about rpr's investments

[@teckelred]

Honestly I thought the stream was going to suck after the first hour due to the viewers crashing the lobby over and over and Axel being visibly upset. Then out of nowhere we got RPR's NFTs, the poison sucking, the chat chants, tax evasion, the couple counseling between RPR and Noc, Selen at full power and Axel going insane. Legendary stream.

[@not4ne141]

@@teckelred I always know that when selen and rpr are in the same stream, it always ensues chaos.

[@lonewolfgaming3625]

Luckily for RPR, he's not technically part of Hololive so he can say all the unseiso stuff he wants and he's not exactly destroying YAGOO's dream. Neither is Selen, so I guess the fall guy here is Axel. And are you really homies if you don't suck your homie off? To get the poison out, I mean?

[@tranquangkhoa3178]

Yea, poison or not I be sucking my homie regularly (socks on)

[@Green-tt9cx]

But it's still under Cover.

[@gravex]

This was our last niji holo collab lol

[@azutsukimiya]

Sorry but Mika-Risu-Ollie-Zeta happened last night

[@kingkazama6887]

Nocturnal as TSB coach is gonna generate SO many more funny clips. I’m looking forward to Vsaikyo even more now that Noc is interacting with the vtuber community. Him as coach is op too since he’s imo top 5 igl in the world. Definitely have high hopes for TSB.

[@ZeanGaming42]

Axel just keeps digging his own grave whenever he try to defend his self 😂

[@rendevc4414]

RIP Yagoo's Holostar dream... may it rest in peace Axel is truly the Gladiator of Holostar/cover corp. He endured the no-monetization actions willingly

[@mcosmos-h2w]

Of all the tempus members, selen just has to deal with the most straight-coded, youngest dude of them all 8 lol. makes me wish to see how magni or hakka would react in this scenario

[@ClaireCrowles]

Bet they would instantly say yes (Honestly I think every Tempus aside from Axel would say yes, and I vaguely remember chat asking gramps the same question and he said yes, based grampire)

[@usny2922]

bless you for clipping this so fast and being so thorough by including all these parts. easily one of the funniest streams i've watch recently. god bless Selen and her insane ability to say the most cursed, shit and snowball it into gold like this. that's why she's my kamioshi

[@mayushark5609]

Thank you! I feel bad because I had to cut a LOT, so many other hilarious moments but I didn't want an hour + clip 😅, please watch the VOD if you haven't, it's totally worth it

[@usny2922]

@@mayushark5609 i was there for a good chunk of it but yes, i plan to watch the rest

[@sorakey4005]

yeah she has a massive talent to create a whole freshly new meme out of nowhere.

[@akitohimenokoji]

I've been losing sleep lately just to anticipate these guerilla streams but it's totally worth it the stream was so hilarious was 100% sure VOD was gonna disappear but let's go it survived!

[@stellamariev]

Same. I'm also wide awake at dawn due to these streams but its just too fun not to watch even tho I'll suffer from lack of sleep the next day

[@sevenover42]

man i cant wait for their next 3 man collab and see ragus reaction

[@mayushark5609]

They might play tomorrow 👀

[@Rosso157]

God this was such a goldmine of a stream 😂 definitely worth staying up til 3 am

[@derpedfox]

🐍OUROBROJOB🐍

[@lemonadeislife9278]

im dying from coughing and laughing at the same time

[@yasatsuishashin6786]

I swesr to god you can watch the full stream and every bit of it is a meme LMAOOOO had a blast losing myself laughing

[@kyuu_09]

long clip TSKR, almost feel like a condensed stream. Really nice for someone like me who doesn’t always have time to catch streams

[@mayushark5609]

Oh believe me, you haven't seen anything 🤣 this stream was literally a 6+ hours of none stop banter and laughter, please watch the vod if you can

[@HadirUntukAnda]

​@@mayushark5609 I hope the vod survive 😅😅😅

[@madeupalias1667]

Just regarding sucking the venom out and accidentally swallowing: Most venoms are significantly less effective when swallowed than when injected into the body. If you don't have any small cuts inside your mouth (which I'm told is more common than you'd expect) then your stomach acid will probably break it down before it does any damage. That said, sucking the venom out straight up doesn't work, and can cause additional damage to the affected area.

[@sakiamira]

Don’t tell them that. Let them be bros 😂

[@blz5459]

☝️🤓

[@boxhead6177]

Sucking the wound, would cause additional infection and tissue damage and delay you properly treating the poison in the correct manner. You need to apply pressure at the base and torniquet to stop blood flow carrying the poison to the rest of the body. The treatment is to choke the chicken and since poisons effect blood vessels, its going to be like viagra blue balls fueled nightmare with hallucinations too boot! But if your a real bro, after hospital, you will help them with rehabilitation :P

[@simpking1457]

Then what do we do?!?! I have to save my homie!!!

[@xXTomokoKurokiXx]

@@simpking1457 gotta put a rubber band around the cock - it'll hurt, but it'll stop necrosis

[@delancylunaria]

of course selen would be the instigator because that much is just a regular day in nijisanji en lmao. axel should have known better selen was definitely going to destroy their minds when he chooses her to be in his team. and i think with how much they collabed, rpr is immuned to selen's gazulight power now. i wish nocturnal good luck tho

[@FrauZehel]

She had a stream dedicated to shipping male members of Niji EN and writing fanfictions about them. This shouldnt be a surprise lmao.

[@TubeofDestiny]

Oh Axel knew, but deep down he's a real homie: he's willing to sacrifice his mental health and monetization to make this crazy team happen! 😄 I mean, he got an invite for Vsaikyo, and when looking for teammates... He reached out to Selen, despite her being a different corp, despite her being basically banned due to her pred rank, and negotiated with the organizers to give her a chance, because he knew that 20 months ago, she said in her debut that it was her goal and dream to one day participate in such tournament. I don't really watch Axel regularly (not enough time for everyone), but with this Vsaikyo arc, he scored big bro points in my book 🙌

[@AruphaA]

🐍DO NOT WALLOW🐍 TSB IS HERE TO SWALLOW 🐍

[@alvajay_]

This stream is GOLDEN, the chemistry between them is wonderful, the contrast between idols and streamers just made the whole stream more enjoyable. Hope we can get more collabs like this!!! Btw, Selen is NOT the most chaotic member in nijien, just saying... it's not like i wanna see Millie and Enna collab with them-

[@nulnoh219]

Axel is Australian. He don't go camping. He goes on expeditions. That's a deadly activity over there.

[@Zyscheriah]

Axel mutes rpr and nocturnal: "my monetization is safe" Axel and co: talks about sucking each other off is not muted.

[@lootmaster1337]

From team ass to team snakebite. Letsgoo

[@agsiar]

let's not forget about PMS either

[@KrazyTrumpeter05]

Yo selen is a fucking riot lol

[@kebb0]

🐍IF HE’S LOW🐍THEN YOU GOTTA BLOW🐍

[@johnysimps1191]

SENDING SEROTONIN 🐍 TO KEEP THE SNAKE GROWING 🐍

[@covenant_mog05]

These are conversations that keeps me up at night 😆 Actually had this convo with my friends, we had convincing explanations why we would just let the other guy die.

[@-Raylight]

*🐍Do Not Wallow 🐍TSB Is Here To Swallow 🐍* I mean homies would suck and swallow to help a homie out right? It's normal right??? Can't destroy YAGOO's dream if it's already destroyed... I mean YAGOO won't be able to make an idol group anymore... Because he's the best idol (just like his intro in HoloFES)!!! Let's goooo!! xD Can't believe the VOD is still up and team Snakebite is official!!!!!

[@mayushark5609]

Dreams do come true 🤣

[@saige374]

I thoroughly enjoy axel's suffering this stream

[@axotopl]

This stream was so fun haha there were so many clippable moments and I'm still thinking about it today

[@axotopl]

Like I thought the rpr couple vtuber idea was a clip lol

[@mayushark5609]

​@@axotopl I wanted to include that part too, but it was long too and I would've ended with an hour + clip 😂

[@theslightlytiltedcat]

Do not wallow about the clippable moments. Just swallow.

[@HixHyperion]

Do not wallow. Thou shall be forgiven by Yagoo.

[@bluedestiny2710]

That was a "Gottem!!!" moment, and both RPR and Selen are DYING XD This is that meme with the 2 wolves laughing at that wolf doing the -_- ... poor Brian tho... but how would he know THAT was the experience he "fought" for (Remember: Axel insisted he wanted to play with Selen XD Im pretty sure he was regretting his life decisions XD )

[@Karlthuluu]

Joined the stream a bit late and missed the origin of 🐍 TSB 🐍 so thank you for uploading this

[@goer2269]

what a legendary moment

[@bluedestiny2710]

"This is a 5hr ++ stream! How will they know??" Shark ch: Allow me to introduce myself >:)

[@mayushark5609]

Thank god I don't know Japanese 🤣

[@Flugmorph]

potential coaches just screaming at each other is peak content somehow

[@axtremulus]

Dude, I fcking love this Axel/Selen Apex comp story arc.🧡💜 and RPR is a bro, too.

[@cow_tools_]

Selen's laugh is a treasure.

[@pi5927]

Looks like we gotta call in vespapa for a therapy session

[@supr3m3panda]

Extend his receiving psychic damage to Nijisanji members, brilliant idea!

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

5:15 HAHAH these two hyenas lmao poor axel 😂

[@kiminomotoe]

i was holding my together until Axel said he would be dumb enough to swallow it, at that moment i was gone 😭

[@mayushark5609]

Lmfaoooo, he did it to himsel 🤣

[@xamified4432]

barely been able to sleep the past week cos of all these APEX streams 😂 everyone is so funny for completely different reasons (i don't even play APEX lmaoo but it's so entertaining). was watching at RPR's stream after Axel's died cos it's less scuff. glad that the VOD survived!!! it's legendary! DO NOT WALLOW🐍 TSB IS HERE TO SWALLOW 🐍

[@zheymour]

I forgot that They are actually practicing for the Biggest Vtuber Apex tournament. 😂

[@zaiwex]

Selen as a Fujoshi enjoying this.

[@poli4734]

Just a note though as much as possible do not spam the copy pasta in other channels especially the mainstream of vsaik just to respect the jp viewers.

[@lqfr8813]

the stream suddenly become gae lol. watch out the jumpscare explosion 24:44

[@mayushark5609]

I forgot to lower the volume of that boom, my bad 🤣

[@notfunny6606]

I love how this started as a joke and then turned into a serious and funny conversation 😂

[@jade_meiko]

Selen is loving this LMAOOOO

[@mihaelk.myriad]

I am glad Axel invited Selen, HAHAHA

[@lazymaou-sama5838]

Even if we're low, expect we can fight blow by BLOW.

[@BurntP0tato]

that stream is a comedy gold🤣

[@SomeBuddy555]

go watch the whole VOD!!! 30mins do not do justice of this goldmine of a stream

[@javelinmaster2]

This all just reminds me of how all the Holostars are just treasures (Vesper being my fav)

[@shuurin_raichi]

NGL for 6 hours, I was in the stream and my head hurt from laughing

[@jdayyy8003]

Selen had her field day! The purple dragon is really happy

[@paulpereira7735]

Ah yes, Selen Tatsuki the female brocode expert strikes again lol

[@Serges6578]

A really good collab.

[@popcap990]

I remember this arguement when I was watching the great argument with Horizon during their Ranked queues.

[@Voltlighter]

So the explanation of "Team Snakebite" is getting translated for JP clips right? Wouldn't want them to be left out on the deep heartfelt meaning lmao "How would they know? There's no way they'd know"

[@pichchoco7866]

They can quote the team Moto..." Don not wallow, snake bit here to swallow...

[@nini-ly9ke]

selen 😭😭

[@Leimiko]

I'm dying😂😂😂

[@Kensuke0987]

this is like that laughing wolves meme

[@DaytimeRoom]

I love selen laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mayushark5609]

It's really contagious

[@yuumisnow]

Rpr bro 🤣this stream had me dying

[@cow_tools_]

Since she's also in the tournament, I hope Matsuri catches wind of the meaning behind Axel's team name.

[@mayushark5609]

Someone already translated the clip to Japanese xD

[@kcha4001]

@@mayushark5609 where? Is there a link

[@mayushark5609]

@@kcha4001 kzbin.info/www/bejne/noOTaIhpo8uDi6s here ya go buddy 🤣

[@Pinstripe105]

It was over for axel from the beginning

[@hendy79315]

Honestly she is going to watch. When bro saving each other’s lives

[@Warblefly41]

Selen is the Niji EN talent most likely to destroy Yagoo's dream

[@Warblefly41]

Indeed she just got terminated

[@leeen9904]

#TSBWIN🐍🐍🐍

[@Ewongg9176]

WhySoSerious, the fotm v-toy of TSB in VS5.

[@dammit3048]

I think I love apex now. Still won't play it, but this is comedy gold

[@schro34]

Snakebite, the old ways are the best ways

[@seneca983]

2:15 This reminds me of the CPR lyrics.

[@steaktenderloins283]

man i feel bad for axel, he must face 2 demon spawn in same time

[@purebaldness]

I'm not sure if this is what YAGOO envisioned when creating HOLOSTARS...

[@SparkShadow212]

It's not like that hasn't happened before with Hololive.

[@purebaldness]

@@SparkShadow212 Shattering the idol pretence is a big reason why people love it, after all

[@Sleepy_LiIac]

Selen 😂😂😂

[@asuraaoki1925]

What an origin story 😂😂😂

[@skhul3339]

almost 30min feel like 3min 🤣

[@seneca983]

19:00 What? Are you supposed to swallow the snake venom?

[@Kurobu64]

I feel sorry of axel, He is now having the Selen Exprience... 😂