I called my husband Steve Fartin', and he called me Fartin' Short. He's so perfect.
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat10 ай бұрын
This is now my favorite litmus test for all future partners
@finn94015 жыл бұрын
None of those bathroom euphemisms are better then when my friend looked me dead in the eyes and said: "One second gentlemen, I must now go shake hand with the governor"