MBMBaM 460: Dr. Praetorium’s Fudge-a-matorium

Today’s episode is ALL about dad-hacks, which is to say, how to hack your dad and make him buy you AS MANY expensive fish tanks as you want. We won’t lie: It’s not gonna be easy. But when you’ve got your hands on one of these big, aquatic beauties, you’ll know it was all worth it.
Suggested talking points: We The Fans, Fungus Medicine Theft, Authentic Egg Stink, Ancient Chocolates, The Earl of Earl of Sandwich, Travis Tritt’s Fish n’ Shits, Anarchist Ellen

[@anemoiaprison]

"there's hope for the munch squad still" the best thing i've heard all week

[@Terezi813]

“Hello everybubby”

[@infinikki]

@Bob H "Modgren era"

[@IvanSN]

Chocolate bloom happens naturally when fats or sugars separate out slightly. It isn't bad to eat, it doesn't taste bad. You can temper it. To make it normal again, you just melt, mix, and set it.

[@TheStudnut]

as someone in the aquarium hobby, it's hysterical to listen to them talk about how 'big' a 175g tank is.

[@littleleakyleakythere]

i felt exactly the same when they were doing their bit about bettas

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

See me, I'd make the brother and sister MORE related than they currently are. Make 'em conjoined twins. Also make them dragons. And they play electric sword guitars.

[@amandafrazier9724]

"I didnt like that the snake man lost to the rock man."

[@epictrashcatgaming]

I love that it takes them fifteen minutes to get to the whole conceit of the podcast. I love these goofs

[@armengav]

I'm so incredibly tired/adhd/etc that I read this as "love these false gods" and honestly I have no explanation for how or why

[@jennifers8023]

New podcast “The McElroy brothers WILL MAKE a better Game of Thrones”

[@amandafrazier9724]

They would, too.

[@starlingmurmuration]

nothing brightens a day like new content from those sweet sweet boys!

[@brody2k]

Nothing has me awake at 2:36AM like new content from those good good boys.

[@coldbrewcat]

Earl of Sandwich: Carefully Crafted, Thurgally Enjoyed

[@JamVar]

"America was a mistake, I'm Ellen Degeneres, time to dance." -Justin McElroy, 2019

[@shaurmiath6719]

Your gods become dust under me, Ellen, my watchful gaze.

[@laurenyork6095]

I feel like this would've been a better direction for Ellen to take 👀

[@amandafrazier9724]

Season 8 GoT would actually not have been any more nonsensical if Dany rode through in a Ford truck and had laser powers.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

When Griffin said "the teeps of the tees" in the beginning, he never sounded more like Vincent Price in his life.

[@LveDanda]

It's kinda easy to forget that birds totally do just shit out their babes.

[@michaelmrozek7206]

Hearing the boys talk about fish tanks hurts my entire soul

[@Taterisstig]

32:30 I live in Idaho, I must dine now in the presence of sandwich royalty

[@pindebraende]

listen to the new mbmbam, wonder what now to put on, hit backspace, an even newer mbmbam has come out - AAYYOOO

[@Trick.Sparrow]

Brothers I love you but basically the only thing Ed Sheeran did do was sing a little song

[@leebenningfield]

The only Earl of Sandwich I know of is right in the middle of Boston Common. I just looked at their website and discovered that their only non-U.S. location is in Disney Paris.

[@risxra]

“I’m gonna pray for your downfall. Your gods become dust under me, Ellen.”

[@ttlovepie101]

Me too Ellen, me too. Also didn't expect Justin to know much about imperailsim.

[@camazettz]

Game of Musical Thrones

[@AceAttorny]

"You can't just start talking about Home Alone." Justin, what fucking podcast do you think you're on right now?

[@NeXaSLvL]

when i was in school they made us take care of a bag of flour for a week but I got suspended on the day we were supposed to turn it in so I was stuck with a bag of flour with a face drawn on it. my dad eventually made a cake with it while I was sleeping, and I still don't know how to feel about it

[@agentstache135]

Well it sounds like you got cake out of it, and that tends to be a good thing

[@NeXaSLvL]

@@agentstache135 but it was technically a cake made of my baby... my delicious baby

[@tigerwolfe908]

I want “America was a mistake, I’m Ellen DeGeneres, it’s time to dance” on a t-shirt so fucking bad now

[@Dabednego]

Kin-wawa

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

QUICK BOYS TRADEMARK “EARL AND THE EARL” A QUIRKY SITCOM LIKE NO OTHER (LIKE ALL OTHERS)

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

wait im a broke college student leave me this one to capitalize on

[@WanderingWombat]

Fishlifters ahoy!

[@redchiprenegade]

35:15 my new text tone

[@devinpeters3953]

As a Devin... I feel a little attacked

[@drusna]

Sigur Ross from Friends

[@bishophoffman7939]

Justin listed five like singers and I know for a fact that Jacob Anderson is on that show too and he can Rap so, why wasent the final season of GOT a musical George is a coward.

[@brody2k]

I gotta say something real quick all goofs aside. 41:00, do not buy a big fuck-off aquarium for one fish. Fish are social animals and need to be in a school. I suppose a beta ("fighting fish") would do well, but the little guy would be lost in there. I honestly can't imagine what a kid would need a 175gallon tank for, mine is twenty gallons iirc (we use liters here) and it's pretty much all I need. Unless this kid is legit planning to breed those bastard big koi fish or set up a full planted multi-species ecosystem I dunno what's goin' on.

[@EnCwoisant]

30:09

[@NunDePlume]

7:50 "Every character is given a coin, and they can use the coin eight times to do a 300 kick" *-Justin* 30:09 *Back From Break*

[@amandafrazier9724]

Oh my god, that's why everyone got stupid in season 8: they got 300 kicked in the head.

[@infinikki]

Thank you 😌

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

hey guy, maybe listen to the moneyzone if you wanna support them

[@moth.monster]

no.

[@hollandscottthomas]

Really deep-frying that Munch Squad, bois.