MBMBaM 530: Boat Beauties

This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and teeth, teeth and boats. All the way down.
Suggested talking points: Cincinnati Prize Mummy, Grungy Dooblord, A Free Boat, Plastic Bag Art, They Will Use the Teeth
Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: linktr.ee/blac...
Register to vote: vote.gov/

[@benb4192]

The prize mummy was a really good bit I want him to come back again

[@Levacque]

Maybe my favourite bit so far. When Travis said what the prize was, it set me off giggling for the entire rest of the segment.😊

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

i remember exactly where i was when i first heard this episode

[@uuh4yj43]

so the order imo is astronaut, forklift operator, airline pilot, zeppelin driver, submarine captain, boat captain, heavy machinery operator, balloonist, riverboat captain, long haul trucker, conductor, tractor drivern subway driver, racecar driver

[@funx24X7]

My dentist would not give me my wisdom teeth after having them removed and I thoroughly believe I was scammed. Those were my god given chompers.

[@baileymcdougal990]

I asked for mine but they had to smash them to get them out

[@Theodore453]

Mine either i was so sad 😭 she was like "theyre a biohazard" I was like bruh you took them outta *my* mouth how I'm a biohazard to myself

[@Levacque]

​@@Theodore453oh that's nonsense, they can just put it in a sealed container of rubbing alcohol and give it to you. People take their appendix home with them sometimes for Pete's sake.

[@ZessXXify]

At our office one of the patients made earrings and a necklace out of the multiple teeth we extracted from him. The dentist quit letting people take them home after that 😂

[@kalimaude3532]

what on earth happened to Justin in this one. I have never heard this man so silly.

[@rubyblooddemonking]

man the pretty hard to crash a boat comment aged poorly lol

[@Levacque]

They did manage to specify that big boats should have sober boat pilots 😂 they're pretty good at slipping in strangely precient disclaimers.