MBMBaM: Torsey, the Torso Horse!

[@jjju3]

"If i wanted to be a horse i think id still be classified as a furry." "No, youd be everyone"

[@HH-tw6sn]

3:39

[@flreflys]

i love griffins little 'oh god' after travis' horrific plans

[@pepitodiablo912]

7:11 *WHEEZE*

[@MrSolex]

I have no hooves but I must trot

[@x0divalicious]

your own mouth flavored gum bmvhogkukgkh

[@zixise]

your own mouth flavored gum oh my fucking god

[@FrogAnalyst]

AM = A McElroy

[@Wezla]

my mouth was full of water when I read this. Holy shit this computer almost died.

[@loganplourde886]

Nice name

[@ezzbbj8]

I love Griffin's response to sentences that don't make sense to him e.g. "What? Wh- You just said 4 words that didn't sound like words."

[@whoviana]

referring to a brain as think meat is maybe the best thing I've ever heard

[@jarroddobben]

Absolutely adore how quickly Justin switched tunes on horses being able to have money and buy surprisingly expensive fursuits once Travis shut that shit down

[@DevanLund]

His name is Epitaph, he's not a horse by half, and he communicates by telepathic telegraph...

[@cjrockband]

He flies through the air, of course. Ghost horse. Ghost horse.

[@GeminiRosche]

Horse stack, horse stack Two horses, a real horse stack

[@cg.4836]

A song written by a 3 time Grammy award winner.

[@DanThibodeau1]

And just a minute, Sweets. He’s got the raps and beats He wants a philly in the streets and a freak in the sheets Horse ass, horse ass

[@Marconejo]

"so lets say that im a furry and i show up to a furry con wearing t-shirt and jeans?" yes griffin thats exactly how like at least 50% of attendees show up at furry cons

[@lyss7528]

7:36 is where Griffin's jingle comes in, which is the most important part

[@MishaShivers]

That was a beautiful subtle Princess Bride reference

[@deodate2995]

fun fact literally an hour before listening to this i finished watching that movie

[@derekehlmann2126]

I'm surprised that they threw down "sequestered" and didn't make any sort of wordplay combining both "sequestered" and "equestrian".

[@johnthedork723]

Sequestrian?

[@applesKIWISbananas]

I shouted sequestrian at the screen when he said it lmao

[@aldorn7189]

I lost a Hollow Knight bossfight because I was laughing too hard at this playing in the background to focus.

[@jjju3]

This *_horse_* is kin with bears. _Bearkin_

[@blobboys8084]

this is the most fear ive felt in a long time

[@zixise]

Blob Boys BLOB BOYS?! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

[@the_other_child]

it’ll get scarier when you die and torsey meets you at the gates of heaven

[@samueldelacroix6358]

i love how they didnt know what otherkin was but they just nailed it basically

[@nori1123]

Eieieiie kskekkeek what abt fictkin

[@a.e.3984]

Eieieiie kskekkeek who are they hurting? they aren't pretending to be the same as trans people. they're just having fun relating to characters and things and finding comfort in that. most of them don't think they're oppressed or anything for being kin.

[@zekeoman1]

***** Hold up, did somebody just politely admit that they were wrong and apologize for their actions? On the INTERNET? Am I in an alternate universe? If so, I never want to leave.

[@the_other_child]

in all my life i never expected to see the word otherkin on youtube

[@tbotalpha8133]

7:10 Griffin's faint "oh, God..." gets me every time. EDIT: Oh my fucking god, I just watched the Princess Bride for the first time. Now I cannot listen to this clip without assuming that's where Justin got the "leave its ears on" bit from.

[@miskathonic]

You are correct. Justin was quoting Princess Bride

[@lhaviland8602]

The barely audible "Jesus" in the background at 2:34 never fails to absolutely destroy me.

[@BurningOleander]

That was a beautiful Princess Bride reference though.

[@weeniehutgeneral4702]

i want someone to take griffins words "So i'm a furry-" cut it off, make it an audioclip, and use it as much as possible.

[@obliviousotterI]

I have never agreed with anything more.

[@JaneDoe-er2sg]

I was listening to this while I was driving and I had to pull over to catch my breath I was wheezing so hard

[@niormal_froggie]

wait, wait, wait,... so can it do infinite crimes

[@emmagrace1812]

I laughed so hard I sprayed hot chocolate all over everything I own

[@MrSandman9151]

Emma Grace You would have to have stood up, walk about your house, spinning in circles or sweeping side to side the entire time, all while spewing hot chocolate for like a minute. Pretty impressive honestly.

[@pepitodiablo912]

*slow clap*

[@_ArmIa]

So what I'm getting from this is that either do not have a lot of possessions or you have a huge mouth and a really huge cup of hot chocolate

[@TOOTaLOOT]

I shot cranberry juice out of my nose when griffin started singing and it stung like a bitch

[@athomassen3980]

i've never laughed so hard at something in my entire life, thank you so much for uploading

[@pinstripe4254]

Alright so in reference to “no one wants the crazy horse” The Black Stallion totally made me want to have a horse

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I have to agree with Travis; Widowmaker absolutely acts like a real horse does.

[@Key_Item-z4s]

I'm HORRIFIED

[@quinn4436]

HORSEiffied

[@chongus927]

The lip thing is called a Fleming response I think

[@bouncyballblue]

LPS-Magica *flehmen response

[@chongus927]

bouncyballblue There we go!

[@_ArmIa]

I think I'll just stick to calling it "that thing that Mr. Ed does" but thank you all the same for the informational tidbit

[@randomcrap3563]

do you think Orb The Horse is descended from Torsey the Torso Horse

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Oh certainly, or vice versa; Orb is certain to have offspring, it is a very sensual creature.

[@andrewcassidy1790]

I am... horrified

[@IceColdEmber]

Thank you for this delightful clip. You are a treasure ♥️♥️

[@reidheidler5138]

It's hilarious listening halfway through this, stopping to watch Sorry To Bother You (going in completely blind), and then coming back to this clip immediately after.

[@littlemac1378]

I'm crying

[@kritzberg2911]

This is what One was actually about

[@dagger2143]

Kritzberg Travis has taken my sight! Taken my speech! Taken my hearing! Taken my legs! Taken my hooves! Taken my soul! Left me with life in horse hell!

[@dagger2143]

Johnny got his gun: but he's a horse

[@_ArmIa]

Torsey Got His ThinkMeat

[@rubberdorky]

Sequester the equestrian... COMON BROTHERS you’re missing good ones

[@spamreciever4208]

Fed through the tube that sticks in me Just like a wartime novelty Tied to machines that make me be Cut this life off from me, neigh

[@Mae-eg9gm]

The fact this video was uploaded by someone with their fursona as their icon

[@eminempreg]

there's furries and scalies.. that's about it my dudes

[@sugarsuture]

avians? isnt that what bird furries are called?

[@eminempreg]

the ratman not from my experience. I've never heard that term used much either

[@sugarsuture]

yeah :|

[@GoldphishAnimation]

CorrosiveBlue I know several avians, it's definitely a thing. What's funny is because it's so little known, it's massively acceptable to be a big Bird person!

[@andrewbrowning1931]

The Stitch Is it acceptable to be a Big Bird person, like Big Bird from Sesame Street

[@stadbab]

that's a cartoon, travvy.

[@sheridansullivan5783]

I had to memorize drug names and I remembered Demadex is Torsemide by thinking of the phrase, "I DEMAND Torsey the Torso Horse!"

[@WateverWatever04]

Orb's origin story

[@bmckelvy5717]

I JUST realized that Torsey the Torso Horse is a princess bride reference

[@swissyode]

crazy horse.

[@sophsstillsad]

Incredible that the photoshopped Torsey still has his ears

[@ShadowSwift12]

No that's called a brony

[@charlieraven6342]

Griffin s a furry. Confirmed 🐎✔✔

[@uwuppa]

hi sam

[@lovevictini]

hi veryswig

[@samgunn12]

Hi very swag.

[@truck452]

69 comments ok

[@kiaayo]

nice

[@hmm7846]

#furry