MBMBAM - Winning A Celebrity Twitter Argument

[@Kitchcube]

5 Bllion Minutes = 9,512.95 Years. Griffin playing the long game.

[@glyph1869]

throughout this entire bit there's a tiny hint of venom in griffin's voice and it's delightful tbh

[@soulrenvods]

"DOIN' STANDUP HUH TIM?"

[@balrogdahomie]

Riddle me Piss Spiritual Prequel

[@libmanwundermop]

Griffin’s comment about Tim Allen sure was prescient

[@lobster9059]

yup

[@wearethebomb42]

"Mad-Eye Moody" is 11 letters, solved your riddle.

[@WateverWatever04]

Also the one about the "Royal Skies" is definitely about the Ravenclaw diadem right? Bc the common house is the highest tower* and a diadem is similar to a crown ergo "royalty". And with "loyalty" it has to do with Helena breaking her mother's trust by stealing the diadem, leading to her subsequent death & becoming a ghost. Therefore Helena is the person who embodies this whole story best (and the one who helped Harry figure out where it was hidden so he could destroy the Horcrux) *So the answer is* "The Ravenclaw House Ghost/ *The Grey Lady"* .... I think 💀 *Edit: Sorry, i wanted to correct myself, ik the Astronomy Tower is _Thee_ highest at Hogwarts, but of the 4 Houses, the Ravenclaw common room is located the highest up. That's what I meant lol This information is burned into my skull from my HP phase many eons ago and sometimes it comes out at the most random times. I have no idea why I still know this off the dome 💀

[@risxra]

@@WateverWatever04​​⁠​⁠ sorry dude, pretty sure “Severus Snape” is the answer. “Not sure where your loyalty lies” is his whole thing, and “royal” is referring to the Half-Blood Prince. Major respect for the infodump, but I think you might have too much faith in Yahoo Answers users to come up with a “riddle” that challenging😂

[@pureicefire]

all internet trolls have to go out and catch butterflies as punishment

[@Silverwind87]

And then they have to troll the butterflies. That may not sound like punishment for a troll, but have you ever tried to upset a butterfly?

[@chriscole5770]

"that's what that weird joaquin phoenix movie hhaaappened...when he got a shit done on his face" griffin's choice of grammar is astounding to me

[@justindlc]

And the gentle “mm-hmm”s from the brothers right after

[@camirobinson9237]

the SECOND he said pringles i reached for a can of pringles i am unsettled

[@SeeBeesHoney]

5 billion minutes? Griffin the immortal

[@BestBetterBestest]

“Doin’ stand up, huh Tim?” was so pointed from Grif

[@eigenmishi_in_3d]

this question is basically the plot of Ender's game

[@zacharywood9416]

Eigenmishi in 3D how

[@leaffinite2001]

@@zacharywood9416 ender's siblings becoming famous for arguing with people who are famous online or whatever. Under their pen names. Havent read it in a few years so im sure thats not quite right, but its close.

[@comancheknight9004]

Leaf Finite that’s due to faster than light space travel making them seem immortal.

[@zurichRevolts]

@Comanche Knight even more wrong than the other guy

[@ourDreamcatcher]

​@@leaffinite2001 I mean they also each had like 200 IQ so that probably helped

[@vampirerights]

i think about the doing standup huh tim moment every day

[@Crossark1]

The first part of this is Riddle Me Piss: Beta

[@caseyhullfish1345]

how is that still his twitter bio

[@severignbuchanan2040]

Alan Tudyk's is "i'm an actor an shit", which is my favorite fact about twitter ever for all time.

[@malpheus4299]

Griffin...if you lived to 80 you would be just barely over 42 million minutes.

[@chloed5762]

was Travis just gone for the first 2 minutes of this

[@rachaelshort1704]

i just checked- he got @daxshepard

[@fractlz]

Good for him

[@versebuchanan512]

the only celeb twitter bio i fuck with is Alan Tudyk's: "im an actor an shit"

[@weavery4292]

Deep down the Daxhole is an incredibly unpleasant thing to say...

[@NightmareLoveForever]

I love when they shit on Tim Allen lmfaooo

[@Silverwind87]

"I put mayonnaise on my fries!" So Voldemort's from Belgium?

[@AceAttorny]

Voldemort's an entirely normal guy, is what he's saying. Fuckin' Justin. I won't take this shit from a nation that dunks their fries in fucking chocoLATE MILKSHAKES JUSTIN

[@Silverwind87]

@@AceAttorny Yeah, what the heck is up with that?

[@emotionalsupporthipster659]

Dunkin on Tim Allen.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

1:16 I use a mix of ketchup and mayo.

[@salzshakes4895]

This is not rare so don't worry

[@nora_adora]

I like they keep doing the Uh??? sound

[@bricknolty5478]

Griffin's acting like this doesn't happen everyday lol Someone burns a celebrity on Twitter, Buzzfeed screenshots and writes an article about it, and now that person is writing column for Daily Mail It's just how the world works now.

[@VillaFanDan92]

Was this question sent in by Erin from Hey Riddle Riddle?

[@Crossark1]

[Jacob Wohl has entered the chat]

[@mollystringer6273]

The tim allen comment really predicted the future, huh

[@AtoZAnimationsandStories]

Ahhh so THAT'S why Trump does that

[@simonoliver4751]

"Tim's A Snitch" is eleven letters

[@riverkoritko4411]

i think the first riddle is snape

[@justinhansen8137]

Ravenclaw.

[@reesemcgeese824]

wait shit i think i know the answer to the harry potter riddle?

[@brooklyn9923]

My first thought was like, a snitch but I have no idea lmao. Please tell me

[@reesemcgeese824]

@@brooklyn9923 ravenclaw. "where you loyalty lies" references the fact that each houses description includes loyalty of some sort except for ravenclaw. "royal" and "skies" mean blue

[@brooklyn9923]

Ooo that makes sense, I like that. It's also a very Ravenclaw riddle lol

[@oceanofink]

i'm pretty sure it's Regulus Black. "not sure where your loyalty lies"= regulus betrayed voldemort, "regal skies"=regulus as in regal, and arcturus (his middle name) is a star

[@chantalbellmont6937]

@@oceanofink I agree, I think it's Regulus Black

[@SgtWally]

"Celebrities don't care what you have to say, and you shouldn't waste time or energy on your opinions on them. Now listen to us pick a celebrity we don't like and pick apart their Twitter to roast them." I love these boys,, and I don't disagree that some celebrities could use their influence more responsibly, but I'd be a hypocrite myself to not recognize the hypocrisy here. Triply so for making a comment on it, but it's okay, I don't expect them to read it 👌😉

[@AM-ow3gn]

Lol the triple part here is choice. I disagree though: they were saying it's pointless to argue with celebs online, since the argument won't interest the celebrity. They weren't saying it's pointless to notice or talk about it otherwise. They're using Tim Allen's twitter presence to spin their own jokes for *us*, not expecting Allen to engage them.

[@thedeviantguy]

Did you… how did you come to this conclusion? Those two things aren’t related. There’s clearly a difference between having a spat with someone online and talking about something someone said online. Do you understand the difference?

[@Anafyral666]

What did Tim Allen do

[@ohdannyboy33]

Home Improvement

[@Dabednego]

He seems to subscribe to the "Conservatives are being oppressed" school of thought. Also he snitched on his friends to avoid prison time for a cocaine bust.

[@NightmareLoveForever]

He's a shitty conservative and Trump supporter. He was literally at Trump's inauguration.

[@armintamzerian4094]

He voted Republican. That makes Griffin's vagina hurt and automatically qualifies Allen for Worst Person in the Universe.

[@armintamzerian4094]

@@NightmareLoveForever "Whaaaa... mommy the bad actor man voted differently than me, whaaaaa..."

[@fishy658]

owo

[@taliamartinez5700]

What’s wrong with Des Moines????? -Des Moines native

[@snoixalicious]

its des moines

[@nikeviii3522]

Its literally des moines

[@fishy658]

owo