MBMBaM 659: Dom Jeans

You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a future where the stars no longer exist, we find ourselves longing to talk about things like money candles, different Shreks, and stadium hamburgers.
Suggested talking points: The Big Bazinga, Fump Kumpton, Beer Time-Out, Masterclass Perv, Is it Anointed?, Don’t Lick a Shrek
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[@spilledink849]

"Do my children know who you are?" Hhhhhhhhhhh that is the most direct Power Word Kill for podcasters I've ever seen. Ghoulish.

[@Levacque]

I don't understand why that's insulting. The guy is asking if Travis is popular with young people. I'm baffled about why they considered that a slight.

[@spilledink849]

@@Levacque I think it's because given all things are equal, this guy should be the brothers' peer but instead he just point blank assumed he only mattered to children. Plus he didn't even say "would my children" or "I think my children" implying some level of "I don't know what these kids are into these days" energy. "Do my children know who you are?" forces you to make a snap decision of "Do I matter enough for a stranger's children to know about me" I don't think there's a more devastating way to put it than the way he did

[@Levacque]

@@spilledink849 got it. I completely overlooked that angle of it, thanks!

[@notthat8163]

Oh no…. The return of dom jeans

[@Jeevesie1988]

Haven't listened yet but as soon as I saw the episode title I was certain they'd mentioned those on the show before. 😂

[@notthat8163]

@@Jeevesie1988 I haven’t listened yet, I just know my favorite bit anywere

[@NateCummings]

I'm sure this episode is about my friend Dominic and his great pair of jeans

[@sidney9796]

was really excited for this one bc i thought it was titled "dom jesus" :(

[@LuckySketches]

It's about time the wizard teaches them actual magic.

[@wizboy45]

Well, they read my wizard. Pretty stoked about that.

[@owenwillcoxon2703]

Surely we can’t be doing dom jeans again

[@commandrogyne]

Travis is bringing adhd energy to this one

[@PeeZBee]

*to every one

[@commandrogyne]

@@PeeZBee alright fair enough. To this one especially then

[@PeeZBee]

@@commandrogyne the thing about the first thought of the sound of something dropping was actually just a perfect description of adhd

[@rjsimmons732]

He’s bringing that husky Latina maid energy to this one

[@Sage_the_Turt]

@@rjsimmons732 boy howdy the appalling racism out of literally nowhere

[@Penguimancer]

51:45 Thank you for making a GI Joe PSA ref. Brain rot is significantly more bareable when shared!

[@Trick.Sparrow]

I got so excited when this happened

[@Mcwollybob]

As someone with debilitating OCD, how they described intrusive thoughts is not accurate. Intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts are not the same thing, and equating the two leads to further stigma of mentally ill people with "scary" intrusive thoughts that are viewed as taboo.

[@chrishawkins01]

When you listen on Spotify but pop in just the smash that LIKE button. 🦐

[@YZaiCreates]

"Mmmn, Smash it! Yeah!" "Griffin, i asked you not to, i begged you not to."

[@rjsimmons732]

The cats were cookin this episode. One of the better mah bim bams I’ve heard since the rugrats intro days

[@zach5539]

Griffin quoting G.I. Joe PSA's gave me life 51:44

[@Juniper_Rose]

Thw fact that him and Travis BOTH did it gives me so much joy

[@Jeevesie1988]

Dom Jeans is also what a drunk French person might call the cops.

[@steampunkerella]

star wars and paul blart mall cop 2, the two eternals

[@Joy-zp3bt]

Dom jeans again?

[@Isopherus]

Dammit. Fump Cumton is now the funniest thing I've ever heard. Bar is too high now

[@satchmantz570]

Give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK is such a niche joke that made me laugh so goddamn hard thank you for that. Old school GI Joe PSA redubs made up a lot of my humor as a child lol

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I bought a candle snuffer because it was cute, but it’s also useful for snuffing out my incense

[@Narokkurai]

Ok this is an excellent intro

[@raebaer8580]

i can’t stand how supportive griffin was when justin kept messing up the question

[@Drchef4ever]

🎶This is how we-keep America saafe🎶 17:56

[@byebyecitybyebye]

"won't get fooled again" took me out

[@Dinosox16]

That bread recipe is in my family and it actually is amazing.

[@possumprince]

that question about the little league games reminds me of how, when i was a teenager, my dad would straightup bribe me to go to high school wrestling matches with him and pretend like i was the one who wanted to go and dragged him along with me (despite me actually having 0 interest in watching any kind of sports, let alone high school wrestling.) because he worried that if he went alone, people would assume he was a creep. the truth of the matter is just that he never outgrew his high school "glory days" of being a jock and was basically living vicariously through these children, which is almost as bad, imho.

[@hpalpha7323]

Nobody at that baseball game knows that none of the kids are yours, just don't talk about it with anyone and you'll be cool

[@NeXaSLvL]

I actually grew up next to a park that had little league games, and they had hotdogs for a dollar. I would bring 100 pennies and buy a hotdog and just go back home, sometimes I would do it twice!

[@jacobwoodbury6073]

Hilarious episode tbh

[@tylerpollock9783]

MZ end 39:38

[@sharkofjoy]

Oh no I've only seen the title

[@erin7770]

ok beer bread slaps tho

[@spartan990]

Fump. Cumpton.

[@seratonin3135]

I can’t believe this one wasn’t titled “Don’t Lick a Shrek”

[@MStonewallC]

You have to set a good stick free

[@hhhcontent3930]

7 more weeks…

[@violetrecluse]

Do monsters factory in street fighter 6 pls

[@lithop256]

5:35 is steering dangerously into doing ready player one again which is the WORST timeline