MC Ain't No Simp!!!!(DDLC Thot Club MOD)

[@DesireCreative.]

“I ran to Sayori’s house like I ran to your mom’s house when you weren’t around.”

[@zetaabsbs2329]

Dayum Son!

[@jutsufr]

Dayum Dad!

[@jackgibsonfirstalt]

“DAD WHAT ARE YOI DOING HERE--“

[@Umbraarro9426]

Lol

[@argxeta]

someones mom who's dead: *what?*

[@PhoenixMagnet]

"I see a normie running towards me from a distance." Really? That's the first thing I had to read?

[@poof5412]

Lol

[@PrismaAce]

peak conservative cringe

[@xnightwolfx1585]

I see a normie running toward me but aren't thots not normies

[@JoshuaArrike]

@@PrismaAce politics in a shitpost? What has this world come to?

[@PrismaAce]

@@JoshuaArrike did you see the video, its super political lmao

[@masterofnoobs8302]

Alternate title: "DDLC if the MC was smart

[@robinpickens3009]

Yea and the best character ever

[@mtfnoelle]

y e s

[@maybeanotherday2102]

Alternative title: Mc is done with this doki doki sheet

[@engiesentry5196]

Alternative title: ddlc but mc finds out that he can use self defense and call someone a retard when they fuck with him

[@Runninginthesnow597]

:/

[@jianandreborcelo544]

MC in this mod is like the one player that stopped playing a game for 4 years but still manage to memorize their skills and npc attacks

[@reywhi6324]

Nobody commented let me change that

[@AgentAppleOFFICIAL]

@@reywhi6324hahahahaha. shut up stop ruining the video

[@alexherrera9635]

@@reywhi6324well no one replied to you so let me change that

[@BrandonCastros]

​@@alexherrera9635same for ya

[@IsmailGamingYt69420]

@@alexherrera9635 no one replied to you also so i am gonna change that

[@DeloIsHere]

1:07:25 This HAS TO BE EVERYONE FAVORITE MOMENT EVER IN DDLC

[@tommy6therockstarhogan244]

When I saw it I *”g e n t l y”* THREW MY PHONE TO THE WALL

[@littlemilk973]

BADASS MUSIC

[@littlemilk973]

SHEEESH

[@OmegaDeltaOmicron]

Bro my ears

[@littlemilk973]

@@OmegaDeltaOmicron Mine are blessed

[@epicgamer3542]

“We’re you gonna commit neck rope…” “Without inviting me?” Hilarious.

[@DeloIsHere]

“If I had walked in a second later...” “I would have seen Sayori without any clothes on!” “Oh yeah, Sayori also has a noose in her hands.” Wtf😂😂

[@jozikkroksa5826]

@ArdentRival7049 hell yeah

[@suspicion1352]

That honestly sounds like something I’d say.

[@flanuffal]

48:10

[@gabrielacovarrubias6947]

he's got his priorities straight

[@Anonymous_Identity246]

When you want some tiddy but also she’s depressed af-

[@jessebastarache3370]

The mc in this mod is a man of culture

[@jessebastarache3370]

@Calvin Christopher Davis now for any other mod I would understand your reasoning but, for this particular mod I throw all the history of ddlc out the window

[@tailpig6417]

That's what MC stands for

[@nickolost408]

@-MC- *DDLC* Sasha?!

[@nickolost408]

@-MC- *DDLC* -who touched -*-Sasha?!-*

[@michaelzhang9806]

Man had a Vietnam flashback bruh

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

The protagonist in these visual novels is usually the opposite of a Simp, where all the girls are the ones clamoring after him. Guess that's a different kind of P in simp.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

@Rigel the star with its star system Sure, that works.

[@pablothewartortle3143]

Sipp

[@blackfang-ms5rq]

@@pablothewartortle3143 ssmp

[@amandadefelice2347]

Pimp

[@Raincloud5137]

Pims

[@fiercedeityoftermina7833]

Holy shit this is the most hilarious mod I've seen I am laughing my ass off

[@donovanlawrence2026]

I'm Lmao also

[@jozikkroksa5826]

19:21 Man i love this scene

[@fiercedeityoftermina7833]

@@jozikkroksa5826 one of the most memorable parts of the video

[@jozikkroksa5826]

@@fiercedeityoftermina7833 hell yeah

[@trinity3631]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Not even Pewdiepie: Natsuki: 28 Stab Wounds!

[@rednoodleoffate]

“Painting of Putin” as opposed to “Portrait of Markov, huh... Why not the “Sketch of Gregorovitch”

[@Kwankrang]

"Drawing of Gorbachev"

[@rednoodleoffate]

@@Kwankrang Image of Igor?

[@Kwankrang]

@@rednoodleoffate "Rendering of Rasputin"

[@rednoodleoffate]

Edit: "Effigy of Evgeniy"

[@jozikkroksa5826]

This battle is legendary

[@HiGuyII]

This Is a Certified Hood Classic

[@Sprag4Ever]

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS

[@amandadefelice2347]

Yessir based mc

[@toa300]

The dialogue of this mod is amazing, 2 giant thumbs up to the writers.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

I died immediately at the "1911 for life" bit. Muh two world wars indeed.

[@mjrule8445]

26:40 he really rejected monika, daaamn what a chad 😂

[@tomoco3332]

This is the most country American mod I have ever seen. feels like I just took a peek into my own brain.

[@hyperionwarship8170]

As a farm boy, I was laughing my ass off at most of this

[@tonyrobert4756]

As a cowboy I can relate

[@OfficialOwnerOfBirdClip_Studio]

As a guy who does archery hunting in the south I agree.

[@ardnaxoy]

As an eurasian, I can agree

[@catfacecat.]

this is literally me but without some american things i'm literally the definition of joke at everything, be s joke, make jokes, turns jokes into jokes, joke jokes, joke joke joke joke

[@EndermanPierce]

1:18:18 this with the kirby music has to be the best part of the mod

[@screaming1239]

"you knocked out my ass like Bill Cosby... well, on some levels at least," godaaaaamn mad facts doe

[@goldenstone8631]

Sayori having a tiktok is the most highest insult that this mod could give to her

[@finger3309]

No more simping and gently opening things Time to use the tactics uncle doom has taught you

[@suspicion1352]

27:21 Single handedly the greatest sequence in any DDLC mod, period.

[@flashbang684]

I lost my shit when it started to play like what the FUCKKKK

[@theweakestunionberlinenjoy4536]

Sadly MC didn't mention how his M16 jammed twice an hour ago...

[@josearmandocastroguidos3536]

Hell yeah brother we go way back from nam'

[@suspicion1352]

@@josearmandocastroguidos3536 Regular Vietnam or Malevelon Creek?

[@balpast04]

This is truly the best fucking mod i have ever seen. Though its full of yankee-blood references, i catch them all. This mod was, truly, the one who made me joyful the most. Kane!! I respect you, from the bottom of my heart.

[@mimosa3773]

Honestly I'm just super excited for the sans one when its fully releases

[@iron1975]

Kanemonger's views rate after uploading DDLC Mods again 📈

[@markforge4081]

Mc: All women are queens! You: If she breathes! She is a thoooot! *Lightsaber sound effect*

[@SailorScotland]

MC as an american instead of a weeb? sign me up

[@mason.3198]

This entire mod is a meme.

[@phyve4103]

Yeas

[@SacredBlazeXxX]

51:18 I didn't know how much I needed a Sayori Swat sprite.

[@saltypond390]

14:48 I 100% agree with that sentiment. Also, that song fuckin slaps!

[@LittleVictorMinecraft]

"Anyway, this thot has a name, and it's Sayori."

[@hunciax5891]

I absolutely love how the characters didnt change a single bit, its just that the mc wchich is the narrator is based and redpilled so he sees what the normie regular mc and narrator dont see

[@ace_of_beavers416]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you

[@trinity3631]

"28 STAB WOUNDS?!" Natsuki, the Android sent by Salvato

[@PanManDwn]

This mod really made MC based

[@saltypond390]

This mod is absolutely hilarious! Whoever made this mid also has a great taste in music

[@Nameless-er7qm]

This is possibly one of the best ddlc videos I've ever seen

[@Redray08]

NAHHHH IVE BEEN WATCHING FOR 30 SECONDS AND THE MC ALREADY BRUTAL MAN.

[@sidscoolreviews2195]

In the MC’s first interaction with Sayori, I would’ve responded with “gotta go fast!”.

[@crxptxcvibes7120]

Lmao they named parfait girls “yogurt chicks”

[@itslenderman9858]

16:14 I LOVE THIS MC ALREADY. BIG IRONNNNNN

[@Sintaj.]

The flashbang part fucking killed me

[@colinssj4]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in years. Basically the MC is a 4Chan user mod lmao

[@prosp5ro]

T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S Edit:Oh nice a like

[@trinity3631]

Hey, Kane. You missed an ending. Instead of Zuckerberging Monika (as the mod called it), you can choose the "Hmmmmm" option. You still kill Monika, but you bring Yuri back and describe why Yuri is the best girl. As a Yuri lover, that ending has a special place in my heart. The three reasons the MC gives are very good. Shame you missed it.

[@re-imagination6567]

SIMP!

[@robinpickens3009]

I'm commenting this before the end of the video but this has got to be the best joke ddlc mod ever it is so fucking hilarious and it has my favorite MC of any mod ever this mod is literally one of the best mods that didn't have effort put into it like blue skies a brand new day, emerald heart of a lot others

[@mikehawk849]

“And all I have to say is that she is a walking STD, maybe even cancer.” I laughed way too hard at that.

[@PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945]

The perfect movie that doesn't exist. Can somebody give THIS man some Oscar!

[@dylanrivera2550]

Mc got the sigma grindset

[@lindahowell2057]

“ I’ve got multiple rounds for multiple people” -Protecc mode activated-

[@zebrauch935]

This is blessed what would make it better is when MC changed the background, he should've put the respect+ screen and music from gta

[@bradeezelbub]

Did you know that you have rights? MC: yes and I’m going to use them

[@looniegaming9419]

Damn they needed to poison a Chipotle burrito to knock him for 6, he an all American tough guy

[@SwissCheeseNPC]

Mc calling tik tok cringe? A man of culture indeed I am proud

[@pie7414]

"Seriously, what fricked up person just sneaks into an all american household, pisses on a peice of paper, and then bleeds on it?" *"That's just messed up"* this player gives me life

[@WTI96]

Good to see that you’re posting ddlc again!

[@God-heaven4life]

If the American Flag was turned into a video. This would be it

[@Sprag4Ever]

Finally, the MC isn't a sucker 😂

[@Toxic_MF911]

The title should be if mc was american

[@chrisshdz5986]

I love this,this portraits perfectly how would I react if I was in DDLC XD

[@just_a_randomkid7130]

15:15 Some of the music "NOW" is questionable? Well in that case remember that old song about a microwave oven.

[@Palkia8842]

Wait, they're all class thots? Always has been.

[@Wavey6]

Perfect moment to say "BE GONE THOT"

[@ethanbrown6352]

55:43 NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@wanna_be_pumpkin]

Why do I feel connected to this character? Like everything he does, I actually can relate to FARELY well Oh yeah, ima meme too Bravo Six, goin dark

[@BudderCobi]

I wonder if the real KaneMonger has a gun fetish or something... For how steriotypical ingame KM sounds.

[@jutsufr]

This man must be my spirit

[@robinpickens3009]

Omg this is not only the funniest thing I've ever seen which is pretty prestigious because I've seen a lot of funny shit but also I'm declaring this the best self mod ever I don't care this is the best it was too funny

[@Neds-sf8mb]

Mad respect for the music

[@mjseminole1669]

This is the single best mod I have ever seen lol

[@ravioli1234]

He really could have made a good joke by saying:Screw you gals,i'm going home while struggling to leave the classroom.

[@jacobpeacy4003]

I think this is the greatest mod i've ever seen. I have never related to a player character as much as this one.

[@norbertbubiek5655]

"Tossing a Flashbang" CS:GO reference RIP Rick May

[@trinity3631]

Rick May is the voice actor for the TF2 soldier. Was he also in CS:GO?

[@xd3athclawx554]

1:01 why did i instinctively read this in patricks voice

[@Sn0wfl4keYT]

“Are you trying to commit neck rope” bruh this mod is whack, I love it

[@Springtrap000]

Bruh I like how this boi is just spitin facts a lot in here

[@emiez7187]

1:18:15 here i want a drawing of mc and noose versus sayori 😂

[@blake2697]

I like how he helped sayori and natsuki.

[@nukeamx]

"Hide your kids , hide your wife , im coming to take your life" I haven't laughed this much in a while

[@broken_stick8906]

Kane, my dude, it's been a minute. Good to see you're still alive! Please tell me this isn't a fully fledged "MC Has A Rod" story, cause that's not what we needed. xD o/

[@UncannySauce]

I can’t believe I actually watched this hour long video of the entire club getting merked

[@tezarockkstar]

This Mod is the best I've seen so far

[@darrenjulian]

"The go home and go to sleep club" Nice sarcasm MC Lmao

[@thetruecriticalbo5526]

the legend is back

[@JoshuaArrike]

Damn, Yuri got sense literally smacked into her. Chad move, MC, Chad move.

[@alexcampos4538]

You have no idea how hard I WHEEZED through this mod. I was in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheironkageGG]

This by far is my favorite adaptation of mc fr fr

[@JayGod-gl9gn]

I’m 30 minutes in and this is the best video ever

[@EnsignChummi]

Bro This Mc is a Chad Filping chad Respect

[@blackout_officer66]

Lol mc be like: Look if your gonna commit self destruct at least invite me

[@superplushpower4649]

This is the ddlc we needed

[@nikoladoctorov553]

When I saw MC describe Monika as a "walking STD" I LMFA to death.. And also 1:14:00 .. yeah, the most doki doki mod ever ❤️ Edit: Still, all four girls from Doki Doki are the exact opposites of THOT personalities tho, needless to say, I like them sincerely

[@jaylenbussey4902]

wait when did he call her a walking std

[@frumenciobernal4997]

FINALLY A NEW DDLC UPLOAD!!! it is just so convenient for my internet to die as soon as kanemonger uploads. thx for the upload btw and I think MC IS a simp

[@05_z]

return of the king

[@ILDGMobile_GD]

"I close my hent- I mean, uhhhhhh, solitaire tab" CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LOL

[@Lubbock_Kid1959]

CCR and DDLC, never thought they’d ever come together.

[@Mr-Green0]

6:41 You know consider what she did in the normal version of the game, that description might be accurate to her.

[@MyNameIsReese]

Bro has 3 comments 💀

[@Joetino]

Wdym?

[@Mr-Green0]

@@Joetino Monika basically betrayed her own club.

[@lindahowell2057]

“TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS?” LMAOOOO Nice Detroit become human reference

[@unphazr2101]

3:58 “For all you know, i could have asked if you wanted the sooper succ.” The sooper succ is crazy💀

[@gapedandamazed6988]

Please is there any other mods like this? This is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[@demiaeclipse5185]

This is easily my favorite mod.

[@wildbilldoo7495]

" I'm Stuck In The Middle With You" from a very good song.

[@wildbilldoo7495]

I am very patriotic let's just say I love this video a lot.