If Eminem Was English

[@turnerd20]

out of nowhere youtube recommends this masterpiece

[@Makeitmakepence]

The Algorithms is finally working in our favour!!!!

[@JERDN]

This!

[@RobloxBedwarsWeeklyUpdates]

Same

[@AlThurayya7]

Lol same, just got this even tho it's 3 years old xD

[@wafudave6041]

ditto

[@cristianmatyus6682]

“Will Smith don’t gotta cuss for his raps to sell records. Understandable, I’ll try to do it less.” Fucking gold.

[@amyhaych526]

Huh, will smith raps? Why do i keep seeing this but i ain't heard shit from will smith, or are we talking back in the days of the Men in Black?

[@arden6665]

​@amyhaych526 ask Harry he will explain 😂

[@user-kr6vl5ky2h]

​@@amyhaych526 even before the MIB days!

[@wolviespartan]

Just like Will Smith this rap slaps!

[@alexisgrey3633]

Everyone acts like English people are so polite, nah we cuss way more than Americans, including on TV.

[@bollywongaloid]

‘I’m the natural remedy, Holland and Barrett’ was a bar😂

[@Bigmankeywarrior]

That bar was cold 🥶 surprised it hasn’t been used before in raps songs

[@tonyguidal2075]

'I'm seeing quality dip, like the M&S homous range'...fucking hell 🤣🤣

[@Micara22]

There Greg's on his sweater already mom spaghetti

[@alch3mi5t.]

I know right!!! 😂😂

[@smashthebutton]

Eminem needs to see this.

[@D4n1t0o]

But he wouldn't get half the references, with them being so specifically British 'xD

[@smashthebutton]

@@D4n1t0o I don't know, I'm sure ish, he'd get most of the references from the tone of the song, and imagery in the video. Plus his knowledge base is vast, as evidenced in his own tracks. If not, I'm sure Ed Sheeran will fill in the blanks.

[@noelwhyte9834]

Honestly I'm sure he's seen it already

[@dmckim1977]

I'll send it to him

[@elatiamanion5808]

Yes

[@LXTstudio]

I died when the EastEnders drums dropped 🤣

[@masonharvey2324]

127 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that 😂

[@sclob6]

s kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIucq3mVacd7nZIsi=prvjq-dVxYp2i7km

[@mdmconstruction]

Was just bout to comment that 😂

[@deanalford8417]

East Benders,

[@danielf1833]

​@@masonharvey2324well theres nothing to add to their comment, I dont see why thats a problem

[@IHaveAWeaponArsenal]

The DFS sale line was too relatable

[@Donna-JayneAngel1989]

That sale is still going strong after so many years! 💪😂

[@MissLilyputt]

I’m not English so I was surprised at how many references I actually understood. Fantastic rapping too.

[@adambier2415]

Same. This rap gave me so many different feels. Including “how did I actually know that reference?” Lol

[@GameBoiFish]

I get all of the jokes 😂😂😂

[@MassForAss]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF TEA TIME WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@BrightAmbition]

And crumpets! Don't forget the crumpets!

[@Tobysaurusrex10]

@@BrightAmbitionhave you fucking heard of scones

[@BrightAmbition]

@@Tobysaurusrex10 Yes I have

[@Tobysaurusrex10]

​@@BrightAmbition then do not forget them

[@PsycInColour]

😂😂😂

[@philistine3260]

Somehow you look nothing like eminem and like eminem at the same time

[@Levakon]

He’s like a mix between Penn Badgley and Eminem

[@ComChiefRadFox]

He commits with an intense look in the eyes

[@Sos4R4y]

​@@Levakondamn I was thinking the same thing haha

[@iTammy]

Right??????? 😀😀😀

[@vipersnakegamer5081]

The EastEnders intro im dead💀3:06

[@jackpower4457]

Here is a comprehensive explanation of all the lingo and references: Verse 1: -Chunder = vomit -Jumper = sweater -Shepherd's pie = traditional meat pie with mashed potato top -...wrong song.= Previous lines are a reference to the opening verse of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. -Henry Hoover = A vacuum cleaner brand with a red face on it. -Distinct, like hot and cold taps = In the UK, hot and cold taps are almost always seperate. -A slightly sunny day = England is famous for its lack of sun -Calpol = a liquid purple-coloured painkiller -Metropolitan Line = a London underground line shown as purple on the tube map. -National Trust = charity which preserves wild places -M&S = Marks & Spencer, a very middle class supermarket. Middle class in the UK means rich but usually still working. -Holland and Barrett = chain health food store -Apple crumble = traditional baked dish of stewed fruit covered in 'crumble' topping -Flat = apartment/unit -Wheelie bin = wheeled trash can Verse 2: -On the sauce = drunk -Sports direct mug = These mugs were given out for free or £1 by one of the largest sports retailers in the UK. -Wad = cash -HMRC = Tax collectors -Bird = woman -Louder than the ice cream van = ice cream vans play loud music to attract customers -Dixons = electronics retailer -DFS Sale = furniture retailer that always have a sale on. -M6 = A motorway(expressway) -Billie Piper = English actress famous for her role in Doctor Who -Kriss Akabusi = English track and field olympic medalist -Shrewsbury = English town over 40km from the M6 -Little Chef = chain restaurant found along major roads -Ratatouille = Movie where a rat becomes a chef -Bloody Pub = bloody is a light cuss to add emphasis, pub is a bar. -Spoons = Wetherspoons, chain pub -Curry club = A set of curry meals offered by Wetherspoons -Grub = food -Toasted = high on marijuana -Cheeky half = cheeky means done unplanned and with a little self-indulgence, half is a half pint of beer -Lembit Öpik = former British politician who dated one of the Cheeky Girls, a twin sister pop group. -Sesh = session of intoxication -Ledge = legend, great person -Pledge = cleaning product huffed to get high -Greggs = mostly savoury bakery chain -Fenton! = in a 2011 viral video, a dog named Fenton runs after some deer while it's owner yells Fenton! repeatedly. Verse 3: -Leaves on the line = a common reason for train delays in the UK. -Ordinance survey = National UK mapping agency -Chuckle Brothers = kids TV show with slapstick ladder humour -Shredding singles = single trip paper tickets(singles) are shredded by conductors when they are checked. -Blackberry squash = blackberry cordial -Happy slapping = hitting someone and recording it for posting to social media -Slag off = insult someone -Carol Vorderman = co-host of the game show Countdown, which involved anagram puzzles -Dennis Waterman = English actor known for tough-guy leading roles -Orpington = middle class suburb of London -Collie = marijuana -Voddy = vodka -kissin' Holly = may refer to 2002 song Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance -floppy = flaccid penis -johnny = toilet -Mr Blobby = A clumsy, weird-looking TV mascot-like character -Molly = MDMA, a drug often snorted -Showaddywaddy = English cover band -Saab = brand of car -British Politicians: --Dominic Raab = Deputy Prime Minister --Nicholas Soames = former Minister of State for the Armed Forces --Jeremy Hunt = Chair of the Health and Social Care Select Committee --Michael Gove = Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities --Ed Balls = Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families -Wellington = high waterproof boots made of rudder

[@mooshboosh4770]

I rarely sign-in but did so just to thank and applaud you, Jack. Good work!

[@ComChiefRadFox]

So comprehensive that every1 is likely to lurn something if they read it. I won't knok u for being thorough but I think middle class is a universally defined English language term that all English speakers with the internet already know. Noticed he'd said Mandy from your list, seems American to me, my mates all say Mandy(from MDMA)

[@Kyrelel]

...made of rudder !?

[@godfreyleitch9999]

You are the word god😂😂😂

[@jasmine66666666]

Actually the cat in the wheelie bin is about the old ladie who was on the news walking past a garden and throws the cat into the wheelie bin if your from northeast uk u know it hahahaha

[@DStringzzZ]

So good. So English. My favourite lines: "My flow is distinct, like hot and cold taps" "That's hard to say, like Wostershire Sause" "I'll put a lid on them, like a cat in a wheelie bin" "She got me even harder than the Time's cross word" "She had a large cup size, like a Sports Direct Mug" "I heard her coming louder than the ice cream van" "I last even longer than the DFS sale" "Stop you in your tracks, like leaves on the line"

[@Springtrap_BackForTheEncore]

The fact he didn't stumble on that fast part!

[@TheBanana93]

I imagine it was take 150 haha not to berate him that shits hard!

[@Springtrap_BackForTheEncore]

@@TheBanana93 yeah!

[@michael.Briggs]

Would have done it at normal speed and it was just up-tempo'd, I'd imagine. There's not many rappers who can genuinely spit as fast as they do in their music.

[@Springtrap_BackForTheEncore]

@@michael.Briggs maybe

[@monamohammad3494]

Not a single honorable mention for the double decker bus ! 😂

[@RiceFarmer9]

3:06 BRO THE EASTENDERS INTRO WAS PERFECT

[@wraydan8908]

I truly hate the algorithm. You deserve FAR more viewers.

[@noahmusicstuff]

Fr I never get views for original content I just reuploaded a meme and it had 170 views already

[@SpuddRecordsMusic]

​@@noahmusicstuffikr fax

[@noahmusicstuff]

@@SpuddRecordsMusic Now it has 2k views

[@SpuddRecordsMusic]

@@noahmusicstuff 🤦 I'll never understand the algorithm

[@noahmusicstuff]

@@SpuddRecordsMusic ikr

[@justas423]

This has so many specific english references. Very enjoyable.

[@KumoriOfficial1]

"i conserve more green than the national trust" bro i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kellyhawkes3191]

You don't know how glad I am you said fishing forecast, most treasured British thing ever ! 😁

[@EmmaVB82]

You typoed “shipping” as “fishing”! 😂 (But obvs I knew what you meant!)

[@Rubyorado]

Why has KZbin only just recommended this to me now 😫 this is absolutely hilarious 😆 thank you for cheering me up tonight ❤

[@A.M.C-Yt]

Saw this guy live at a comedy night. Absolute genius

[@EggPotionFilms]

The rule brittania 😂 this is so well made

[@The-Mstr-Pook]

This just randomly popped up on my KZbin timeline in 2024 and I'm really glad I checked it out.

[@a1white]

Quality dips like the m&s hummus range 😂

[@andrewmills3732]

Just found this. Brilliant, absolute gold.

[@SYDAXARO]

"Chuggin on that purple like the metropolitan line"

[@yamabamlo]

How am I only *NOW* seeing this, 10/10 Gold. This is why music was invented and why KZbin exists.

[@user-oy3fl5jr7q]

I'm hooked. This man's got savage Bars & he acknowledges your feelings with an apology. 😂😂

[@GregorMcIntosh]

This is class, we need a Scottish version!

[@juniourst3ven596]

Featuring David Tennant (Doctor Who) ☺️

[@LONDONXEDITZ]

0:30 We goin to Aldgate wit dis one 🔥

[@jaredikin455]

The Fenton bit got me holy shit

[@user-gy6rf6zx2e]

this should be more popular

[@AllieJ28]

Amazing. He is the English Eminem. We have found the chosen one

[@ram_stick_samurai]

"I get high on Calpol" holy shit hahahah!

[@jaywatsonWHU1895]

Loved you getting the EastEnders 'doofs' in whilst jumping to ask the different shops 😅

[@hwangology]

bro brought everything from his house with him 😂

[@MaccaOJ]

The riff being Rule Britannia is hilarious lol

[@NotoriousBOB]

Love this. Please do a rap about competitive eating. Beard Meats Food and Leah Shutkever are stars in the UK.

[@ianroberts8249]

So I guess you'll be in that video too then!!

[@triztenklk]

Yes Bob. Big in the game

[@King_Boo1779]

I'm a simple man. I see a Greggs in the thumbnail, I click

[@TheJayLordx]

This transcends to its own level of genius. Fucking incredible 😂

[@wezen89]

M&S Hummus Range is fire

[@d-boi9785]

"I preserve more green than the national trust" 🔥🔥🔥

[@deemybutt]

This has to be worth a Blue Peter badge

[@craigmason-scarsbrook8111]

Amount of little British things in this only British people would know is truly amazing

[@bengolious]

Is that English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish? They not like us.

[@altuervo]

I didn't realise how much English Eminem would sound like w2s before today (specifically 1:29)

[@foxtango3862]

Who else is here from Philip Defranco secret link?

[@adambier2415]

Sup! You beautiful bastard.

[@OtakuTracks101]

What's that?

[@freaksh0560]

Can someone explain?

[@foxtango3862]

​@@freaksh0560@freaksh0560 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small KZbinrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.

[@foxtango3862]

@@OtakuTracks101 The news/commentator @phillyD used to have "secret links" in his video descriptions to drive traffic to small KZbinrs or funny videos that would just make you smile after watching his videos (which generally highlighted some hard news issues of the day). Hope that helped. I have not seen this video in 3 years and for the weird news I've see today it made me smile again.

[@jayseabie215]

Gold. Just like those rappers chains. And the odd tooth. ⭐️

[@BirksyChillz]

We gonna make it out dah hood with this one 🔥🔥

[@telmack7838]

The duff duff was outta the blue and got me 😂😂😂😂

[@terrywilkinson809]

Hilarious! "I turned and ran for dear life like FENTON" 🤣🤣🤣

[@il..69]

1:26 that line ate so hard that crazy omggg

[@bowman118]

why am i just being recommended this now lol, quality

[@TheRealPickleRaito]

FINALLY, A RAP SONG THAT SPEAKS MY LANGUAGE

[@LeonEvans_Guyver1]

Clearly got in with the wrong crowd after getting his 2:1 at Oxford for Greek Classics 🤣🤣 but cant escape the upbringing!

[@mcmiller555]

How he did it polite accent makes 10x better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@balistikanimations]

0:56 “that’s hard to say like Worcester sauce”

[@mickeyowl7266]

Access to Dixon - that has to be an Alan Partridge reference 😂

[@eido4889]

What a recommendation looool

[@TheBurninghedge]

Masterpiece. Thank you.

[@DrakeHDxgaming]

No way i just heard the inbetweeners theme right near the end 😂

[@pnutleighrobertson870]

Sheer brilliance

[@paulmckernan7518]

OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST LAIGHED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN IN MY.HOUSE. THE 'TRADERS NEED ACCESS TO DIXONS' BAR WAS PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS. Alan partridge reference

[@Rhyddid_tan]

Praise be to the almighty algorithm. Exceedingly good rapping Mr Hammersmith

[@tonygarratt5832]

Bro that shizzle is da bomb. Erm, I mean. Jolly good representation of an established artist who has gained much critical and commercial success. A veritable masterclass of rhythmically accentuated poetry in concert with cultural references that make for a superb example of the artform.

[@kefaylem]

This is absolutely fucking genius 😂

[@jayuk8]

Quality mate quality 😂

[@donsimon4103]

Loving Rule Britannia on the harpsichord...

[@MW-hk2on]

Yes mate love from Chiswick

[@trapitao1210]

The Fenton reference was incredible

[@LeonArda-ys3je]

Eminem, take notes

[@dillonward6996]

Disappointing, not even one verse about her majesty, God save her.

[@Deekm69]

I wish he was the British Slim shady! He needs to get noticed now in 2024 😂

[@LovenArtiste]

Omg. The wordplay 🔥👏

[@McNultoid]

That Eastenders drop though!

[@adnaanu]

MC Hammersmith should have filmed it on Hammersmith Bridge

[@spabbit]

You are f*cking brilliant, that what you are :)

[@TF2AiVoice]

we killing napoleon with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@allannadickson9765]

Ohhhh this is too funny 🤣🤣🤣 fricking hell all the way through i been pissing myself laughing 😂😂😂😂 yeah i agree the eastenders beat was classick hahaha 😂 💯 you fotgot brookside when you was writing your rhyme hahaha 😂

[@JamesHarris-xi4lv]

As a British person, I can confirm this slaps

[@KelliCopter]

Absolutely brilliant! Bravo!

[@hw9888]

Wow this was amazing, how am I only seeing this now!!

[@bhvillaman4401]

There's steak and cheese on his beanie, moms panini

[@DJNickyB]

Not sure how I've only just seen this, but this is absolutely outstanding! The Eastenders drum drop was a touch of platinum class. ❤️

[@Englands_Son]

Thanking you for cheering me up 😀

[@Nuan07]

That was quite possibly one of the funniest songs I've heard since Jon lajoie. 🤣

[@juniourst3ven596]

He could be Louis Theroux's son 😊

[@VynZography]

Omg this just got better and better as it went on.

[@rob_erto]

Quality!!

[@JuneYjune]

Your Fringe show in Edinburgh was really good!! Good luck with the tour!

[@anthonyowens6446]

The rule Britannia motif is brilliant

[@kyledouglass5078]

So glad Fenton got a shoutout.

[@David-ds4mt]

You said Worcestershire very smoothly, that’s talent

[@mlsanders4800]

He made a rookie error though. It's only pronounced Worcestershire when talking about the county, but when talking about the sauce, the 'shire' suffix is silent ;)

[@krystianlewandowskikukisco6479]

Philip DeFranco

[@TouThoj07]

His chuckle when he mentioned the secret link meant this was a must-see video. Was not dissapointed.

[@adambier2415]

‘Sup! you beautiful bastards.

[@krystianlewandowskikukisco6479]

@@adambier2415 🤣😂👍😎😉

[@jackwalsh6758]

Bloody marvelous! Smoke me a kipper! 😂

[@Nightmare-im9sk]

This guy's a bloody legend!🤣🤣🤣

[@germanaisacco3307]

Brilliant on so many levels! Thank-you for producing such great quality!

[@Ubawbag]

Haha I folded when I heard the Sports Direct mug

[@JalaSomala]

M&S hummus range, oh Lord you just done cracked me up 😹

[@missaliciaxxxx]

Love this- KZbin algorithm strikes again 😂😂