Meal Gear Rising: Reheatance

When many people come together, great things are made.
Armstrong lectures Raiden about his cooking techniques, but Saucy Jack will not be having it. A cook-off ensues.
Mad credit goes to these guys for helping me make this project a reality (and also putting up with my stupid bullshit)
Raiden: Me ( / aquaerano )
Armstrong: Arkham (www.castingcall.club/m/arkham)
Sam: Maxwell Perry: ( / @maxperry2888 )
Wolf: James Dijit ( / jyukai014 )
Script: Backwardskey

[@lmartinson6963]

Alternate title: “Iron Chef Rising: Revengeance”

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Shit iron chef is even better than before

[@alexrecrem9094]

Metal meal rising

[@lazy7279]

Metal Meal Frying: Reheatance

[@megajeremy90001]

Gordon ramsay will be raiden.

[@imrukiitoaoffire1908]

700th like, congrats.

[@zingbling3564]

The nickname "Saucy Jack" has obtained many more meanings now.

[@ziel9474]

what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

[@amirulalias2104]

Yeah

[@wessmoore7894]

There’s a pretty meme.

[@neptune1564]

That’s a -pretty- delicious meme.

[@wessmoore7894]

@@neptune1564 I should’ve thought of that lol.

[@JustinY.]

The strongest head chef vs the weakest line cook

[@jspaceman]

Hello Justin.

[@amandankistank5744]

Fancy meeting you here

[@bynightfall_4516]

He has returned!

[@drjay7596]

Fax

[@Idrk767]

Wadup justin

[@yuurai]

When Armstrong said, " I have a cream!" and Raiden saying "what?" made me freaking laugh so hard.

[@judet2992]

OH LAWD HE COOKING

[@Android-lk3cq]

"Nano mushrooms, son. They soften in response to liquor and Brahma." proceeds to punch a hole in solid metal alloy.

[@The2ndnothing]

There isn't a whole lot of liquor around clearly.

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@The2ndnothing Armstrong only drinks nanomushroom juice so he's ahem.... -FUCK- COOKING INVINCIBLE!!!!

[@qwargly]

The solid metal alloy is his actual body, the nanomushrooms are only making the rest of it softer because he drinks too much.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Android 16 eating healthy son

[@danielzakgaim2764]

But he can't be salted!

[@rampantmutt9119]

>tells men to cook for themselves >doesn't cream his own peaches

[@victorbergstein3764]

typical chef.

[@mack-attack-420]

Big hummuses, but alllll salt.

[@presval11]

Jam tart the blackberry?

[@jackofalltrades8412]

@@presval11 What a load of course meat!

[@shawermus]

He said that he has to use others to make his cream go true

[@giannicarbonara7342]

"I could make a feast for two, with my bare hands" implies that Armstrong ONLY used his hands. No pots, pans, ovens, or any cooking implement of any kind. He is a chef to surpass Gordon Ramsay.

[@totallynotmrsinister8705]

He punched the lettuce to completion

[@half.blight]

He grilled the meat with his muscles

[@ashutoshsamantaray2572]

He moved his hands really fast to create heat

[@diamond_chaos]

nanomachines son

[@capperbuns]

He can create eruptions. He doesn't seen to me like someone who'd even need fire to begin with.

[@letwat8377]

"once I've fed him, your next" Man, Armstrong is so caring. Looking after the poor disabled child and his guide dog

[@matramage]

I'm glad that the line about omelettes is perfectly intact from the original

[@tomasbar1101]

He changed one word though

[@kerem_9181]

How original

[@19kp.]

@@kerem_9181 MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES

[@kerem_9181]

@@19kp. HERE JACK, CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG

[@solace9245]

@@kerem_9181 Not when you’re tenderizing the meat, right?

[@brandonamores8106]

"Fryden" I DIED

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Brandon? BRANDON!? BRANDON, RESPOND! BRANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@HekateMGO]

PAAAAARMSTROOOOOOOONGGG!

[@NeroMystyra]

I was expecting Sam to be called Ham XD

[@mythofumbra]

Fryden and Gravy vs Parmstrong

[@Nova-gj1wj]

Frydo

[@oneverymadlad1124]

“All we’re saying is, give sporks a chance” - Saltdowner

[@DarknetDude]

You clearly don't write your own recipes, or understand how passionate people can be when it comes to grilling... You're all salt!

[@monocasualzari]

"Once I've fed him, you're next." "I was not designed to fear malnutrition." Today's special, roasted senator by chef Gravy Wolf.

[@therealjohnrenzi1817]

A meal to surpass Metal Gear

[@deepwaterdude8291]

TheRealJohnRenzi you mean Metal Beer?

[@holojello8277]

Definitely 505 Games You mean Meal Gear?

[@XBONESXx]

Meatal Gear

[@Mazaroth]

Metal Grill

[@weabooheaboo1198]

Metal smear

[@chaosknight9131]

"THEY BAKED US LIKE A DAMN FRITTER!!!"

[@KayloMaster]

FUCKING COMMENT OF THE YEAR

[@jaydenslaptop]

Fritter

[@murraycoleman8234]

WHOOOO?!?!

[@its_simply_mossy]

"GIVE IT BACK! THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THE MEAL WAS OURS! WE COOKED IT DAMNIT!"

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

Emmerich:What about my nine stars? Miller: what about them. We all lost nine stars, youve lost nothing!

[@hoitem6500]

I like the idea that, in this universe, Armstrong's entire motive is that he REALLY hates cookbooks.

[@davidhuizar4520]

The unsalted spices They cannot make the flavor come Give up free tastes forever Their plates won't be served at all Display your recipe While never getting satisfied And blindly burn your plates Let your sous-chef control your knife (Let your sous-chef control your salt) Eating in buffets And purchase your saltiness When gravy and broth is the real sauce The cooking ceases The pan is lost Don't you hungry You'll be told exactly what to cook I give my vegetables the oil they need The season won't succeed The fires of coal will burn the meat So we'll make grilling obsolete Making meals the fabric of savory Collective appetite controls as you will taste Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt Let your sous-chef control your salt

[@sonario0074]

We really need some food remixes

[@allenjohn6721]

I even had the song playing in my head along with the lyrics lol.

[@judet2992]

@@allenjohn6721yep!

[@diobrando8472]

"Raiden made me lemonade" I fucking lost it

[@jenbooob]

Oh well hello sir

[@mcslender2965]

Wry for me Lord Dio

[@jenbooob]

Your next line is: "WRYYY!!"

[@somethingsomethingwhatever7302]

*Fryden FIFY

[@WinCla]

so lemonade fixes everyone's problems now, huh?

[@Nougatbars]

“You taste like Cocaine.” and “Raiden made me lemonade.” Are great even out of context.

[@randomfolk9545]

Im putting this comment up because its horrendously underrated

[@finnianwerner2577]

You taste like cocaine really was perfect and had great delivery

[@YourLocalCrackheac]

True

[@wessmoore7894]

@@finnianwerner2577 Probably because it kinda came out of nowhere. And it was BATSHIT INSANE.

[@JitteryGoblin88]

Yeye

[@interhistoria5632]

Sconespoon: "How pleased you are to chop away, Snack the Dipper. My name is Sconespoon, of the Winds of Ingestion. " Fryden: "Yeah... I guessed as much." Monsoon: "Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: Who saves the leek from the man who saves the leek?" Fryden: "You're the ones boiling them. You take advantage of their blandness... Of course they get chopped when you set them up as your vegan shield." Sconespoon: "Chill or be Chilled, Snack. Phnom Penh taught me that." Sconespoon: "You aren't the only one to grow up in the grocery store. Boar is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. It's final lesson is carved deep in my psyche. That this world, and all it's people, are displeased. Free veal is a myth. Digestion is a yolk. We are all prawns, controlled by something grater. Creams, the DNA of the soul. They shape our veal. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to hunger long enough, they will learn to eat. They become a carrier. Gravy, Mead, Dis Pear: all Creams, all passed along." Fryden: "How about 'full of salt'. Is that a Cream?" Sconespoon: "You can't fight Butter, Snack. Wind blows, grain falls, and the strong prey upon the leek. Ham tells me you see your knife as a "tool". Something that saves chives, a means of lettuce. Now there's a pretty cream! *Exquisite!* It spared you the burden of all the chives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is, until the plate was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only Butter running it's course. You have no choices to bake. Nothing to answer for. You can rye with a clear couscous." Fryden: "You're right... about me, I mean. I knew something was... off. After the Carrots, I thought I could walk out the kitchen and into a normal life... but here I am, surrounded by bread, arguing celery with terrorists. I told myself this was about lettuce, about protecting the leek... but I was wrong." Sconespoon: "Heh, then you admit it?" Fryden: "I learned young that cooking your meals felt good. Really good. In America, my friends, my family... they helped me forget the chef inside... but who am I kidding? I was born to cook! The bit about my knife, that "means of lettuce" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "The Dipper" in check when I was knee-deep in coffees..." Sconespoon: "You..." Fryden: "But you... all this... is a wake-up call to what I really cook... what I really am." Sconespoon: "What are you saying?" Fryden: "I'm saying Snack is back!" Sconespoon: "Peel him!" *Two dishwashers put away their knifes inside Fryden.* Fryden: "Doktor. Turn off my grain inhibitors!" Doktor: "What? This... This is madness! You-" Fryden: "Dew it!" Doktor: "All right..." *Raiden has entered Flavortown.* Fryden: "Grain... This is why I cook... This is my normal. My Butter." Sconespoon: "You've lost your rind... " *Fryden chops two dishwashers in half* Fryden: "Who's Chex?" *Points knife at Sconespoon, then Ham.* Ham: "I'll take this dance." Sconespoon: "No Ham. Report back to the chef. He's mine." Ham: "Heh, you're the sauce." Sconespoon: "I misjudged you. You are like us after all!" Fryden: "Now you're just being pastie! HeAHAHAHAHAHA! That nickname you love sooo much...wanna know how I got it? Actually, why don't I give you a demonstration? I think it's time for Snack... TO LET 'ER DIP!" *Stains of Lime starts playing*

[@gennaioisrael8929]

I need this dubbed asap

[@kareraisu7327]

THE WINDS OF INGESTION BYE I LOST IT

[@samuelfvalim7418]

Genius

[@nyx0103]

I tried reading it aloud while voice acting, but I just couldn't keep a straight face and kept laughing the whole way through xD

[@deadchannel736]

Bro you deserve way more likess for this

[@gabigallegos2782]

Metal Grill: Re-heatance cast: - Fretsteamed Ham (Jetstram Sam) - Mintstral (Mistral) - Sconespoon (Monsoon) - Bunbrowner (Sundowner) - Penne-tor Parmstrong - Fryden, Snack the Dipper - Mousse (wolf)

[@thebeardedaliengamer7103]

question, does Fretsteamed Hams come with the Aurora Borealis?

[@torinlupo807]

Jack the blazer

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Mistral is already a wine line

[@jackofalltrades8412]

F.L.A.M UNIT

[@jackofalltrades8412]

You forgot Meal Deal: Exceptional (Metal Gear Excelcus) and Meal Deal Medium Rare (Metal Gear Ray)

[@Shogun0099]

This is what a master-crafted shitpost looks like. And it's glorious.

[@MovedPath9536]

Eat up the comedy gold.

[@cd.NekOwareLGBT]

HELL YEAH!

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Perfectly cooked*

[@gagecameron5672]

Remember kids; Its not a shitpost if you spend 4+ hours on it.

[@deo_exus2041]

shitpasta*

[@psycholonya]

"I said my spoon was a tool of justice. Not used for hunger, not used for vegetables. But now I'm not too sure. Besides; *this isn't my spoon* " I lost it at this point.

[@beansboggy6337]

Comically large spoon

[@ImpracticalDok]

I honestly lost it at "YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!"

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@ImpracticalDok "Fyden" disintegrated me

[@hamboharambe9982]

"this lock will deactivate after a couple of flours"

[@BeastBazed]

@@ImpracticalDok I was watching this for the first time but paused it to see all the comments because I already knew it was finna be funny down here but I played the video again at the right time 😂 to match up with that part haha

[@riptideanomy1024]

I died laughing at the line “YOU LITTLE FUCK” I was expecting another food or meat joke but this is pure gourmet stuff

[@kluocduoc9835]

:(((((((((((((((((((

[@christianwatson2951]

"YOU LITTLE SHUCK"

[@ultrablueslime8216]

when does he say that

[@civic100]

@@ultrablueslime8216 11:34

[@ultrablueslime8216]

@@civic100 thanks

[@frogoroni9749]

"Your not meaty... you taste like coccane!" is the best line ever🤣

[@theultimatetrashman887]

The fact armstrong's talk still kinda makes sense despite it being all about cooking

[@uberschnilthegreat22]

A truly golden recipe for memes

[@pileoweirdness]

Oh my god it does

[@JitteryGoblin88]

Yeye

[@dylanvelasquez5059]

the likes knew what they were doin

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

Free food is a myth, relish is a joke, we’re all chefs controlled by something delicious, spices the DNA of flavor.

[@Kamidio]

BEANS, THE DNA OF THE SOUP

[@dripnaruto7683]

@@Kamidio IM CRYING

[@Arnex19]

@@Kamidio LMAO XD .

[@eavyeavy2864]

Spices is added. Thats why European sail and pillage other continents

[@KamenKami]

Backhand pour, Jack.

[@meatman2203]

I love how the “making the mother of all omelettes” was the only line that wasn’t altered. It’s just too perfect.

[@mossfinder7516]

Also "You little fuck"

[@gabigallegos2782]

Parmstrong: "Once i've fed him, you're next!" Gravy: "I was not designed to fear malnutrition." Ooof! Anyone else felt that roast? 🤣🤣🤣

[@AkumaHado]

Raiden:Why won't you FRY ? Senator:Nanomushrooms son ! 😂😂😂

[@maskarovortzy6947]

FRYDEN*

[@jenbooob]

They soften in response to liquor and brahma

[@dragonslayer9547]

Ashish Bhaugeerutty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MirageFox43]

“However... Raiden made me lemonade...” Best quote the world will ever hear...

[@Chaos_Star]

“You taste like cocaine!”

[@wessmoore7894]

@@Chaos_Star It was batshit insane how unexpected that line was.

[@radioactiveseaotter]

@@wessmoore7894 I was waiting and thinking on how they would change that, and it was something no one could’ve dreamed of

[@doc207]

Metal Gear Rising: Reheatance is a game about slicing and dicing up veggies, meats, and all the other delicacies of the modern world, where recipes are spread from person to person. Your character, Radish, otherwise known as “Jack the Dipper”, has to fight through some of the most spectacular cultural cuisine to save the world from the Delectable PCC, and it’s many chefs. They range from the likes of Baked Wolf, to Mushroom, to Radish’s arch-nemesis Jetsteamed Ham, who attempt to stop you on a mission to outcook Head Chef Parmstrong. But with the help of many ally’s along the way, Radish can never be stopped. And although the odd’s are stacked against him, he’ll be the one to make the *Mother of all Omelets.*

[@steelingcable6350]

Oh hell yeah

[@iplayr6jim362]

“Raiden made me lemonade. I have learned from him” such powerful words

[@canadiangoose1370]

“I see, you deny your spoon it’s purpose! It yearns to bathe in the broth of your enemies” -Saltstream Jam

[@sssenatorarmstrong3280]

But you cool it down! -No, my spoon is a cutlery of justice

[@Megajon]

"Raiden made me lemonade."

[@proskittlesboi-oisoneyeet2019]

Yes

[@TheGreatSammyJack]

Congrats, by the way. 5 years have passed and I still quote this with my best friend. Our favorite quotes being: "I have a cream!" "Raiden made me lemonade." and "This isn't MY SPOON." God tier shitpost and lives in my head on a weekly basis

[@scalycoronet5198]

This feels like when parents are trying not to argue in front of their kids so they use weird metaphors to get their point across that just confuses everyone more

[@DeathCorridor]

I love how the "mother of all omelets" line is unchanged from the original and fits perfectly.

[@pomurain]

Geometry Dash

[@requiem522]

Geometry Dash

[@realwhigmaster]

Geometry Dash

[@thiccthighssavelives5866]

🅱️eometry 🅱️ash

[@kodypham3542]

Geometry Dash

[@eletho22]

"Fuck all of it" totally could have been "Fuck olive pits".

[@ElBandito]

Exactomundo.

[@masamigameon]

Ayo? 📸🤨

[@Calcungruity]

5:52 "Well, I don't cream my own peaches" What a legendary line. It can attract all woman

[@getsugaguy3585]

I'm sitting here laughing at all the food puns, but when Parmstrong threw out the, "You little fuck!" I absolutely lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@bigboibebop]

At first its creative food dialogue Then it rapidly descends into madness and food puns And i love it

[@4KDolbyDigital]

the best part is that they kept it going the whole 12 minutes

[@Nah-NoNeed_]

@@4KDolbyDigital what’s even greater than that. The dude who wrote the original comment probably sat there and typed for over an hour.

[@Backwardskey]

*sheds proud tear*

[@crowcoregames1785]

Lol

[@cralo2569]

What a hero.

[@DaidriveCJ]

Backwardskey Thank you for starting this 🎶GLORIOUS!🎶 parody.

[@TheEthanGamer]

Backwardskey The man who grilled the world is back.

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Sign my spoon!

[@thatonecatwiththetophat]

"You taste like cocaine!" Caught me so off guard, and the reaction of surprise was extremely warranted.

[@yuurai]

That "Raiden made me lemonade" line was too unexpected I can't help but laugh

[@MashAllPotatoes]

I swear to god this was the dumbest thing I've ever watched. 10/10

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Better than any actual MGS writing.

[@readyorgormotti4714]

Moses Turner What about "full-of-shit"? Is that a meme?

[@levizoutendijk612]

Moses Turner at least beter story than mgsv

[@danielip7154]

MashAllPotatoes 777 likes?!

[@Soir3997]

VïVï Moon 805 Likes?!?!?!

[@mybodyisreggie2759]

The only thing that would make this better if raiden was pepsi man

[@josephpolk9660]

PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[@connoroboyle7310]

I don't know if you know this and this comment is a reference to that, but there is an actual, download able mod where Raiden is Pepsi Man.

[@viineyy6940]

Darth Guy It's not the quit the same but I just found this some hours ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2PRXqV5p5eca7s A mod some one made

[@readyorgormotti4714]

Guys he obviously fucking knew why else would he say that what

[@icebankmiceelf7950]

10:48 this line makes me interpret the WHOLE video as Armstrong trying to force feed fryden

[@trayznthememecollector4412]

12:40 missed opportunity to say “Lets Cook!”

[@maximiliano-nf3ib]

Yesss

[@Grubleafeater]

"I HAVE A CREAM!" ....We don't need to know about your sex life, Parmstrong.

[@viineyy6940]

Grub "HE DONT *CREAM* HIS OWN *PEACHES* "!!!!

[@crashoverride8450]

"This is not my spoon!"

[@heythatguyalex]

That what immediately afterwards was genuine, Fryden was truly confused by this line

[@BlueDragonGalaxy]

I just realized, this must be what the Metal Gear series is like in the world of Chowder!

[@bpomatto]

the chowder reboot got really intense

[@bpomatto]

about 30 tents

[@TheOneLichemperor]

Is that a TPP reference by any chance, Hippie?

[@bpomatto]

never heard of the comic

[@TheOneLichemperor]

I thanks for the explanation! And yes, Twitch Plays Pokemon. When they played coliseum between the main games, the chat used to take the micky out of the announcer. "INTENSE!" was one of his phrases that used to cause an uproar. *sigh* Good times =P

[@redraven5109]

Armstrong: "I have a cream!" Raiden: ....."*WHAT?!!*" Gets me every time.

[@thefallen2220]

Looks like Fryden and Chef Eggstrong are having quite a beef

[@zakeneeny3280]

Directed by Hideo Kojima

[@Ordoabchao-x9k]

>not Frydeo Cookjima

[@5xg378]

@@Ordoabchao-x9k underrated comment

[@JACKETMANE]

"Your not meaty... YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!" *pikachu shocked face*

[@jeanho9507]

6:15 "Are you finally starting to chew?" Wouldve been amazing

[@st6387]

The Raiden voice actor is pretty damn good and I feel like the Armstrong voice actor could make a super accurate Duke Nukem impression

[@ThreeEyedFish]

"I have a cream" I was so taken back by this line I needed a moment to collect myself

[@Adrot]

Parmstrong vs 1000 degree spoon.

[@bruhbruh4311]

Lmao its underrated

[@aetu35]

"You taste like cocaine!" Relax Raiden no need to hit Armstrong with such a strong compliment like that

[@JAArias67]

Okay, Raiden's dubber was incredibly fitting, and the whole thing was awesome. Thanks for the meal!!

[@LucyTheLamia]

very surprised "Sam" wasn't replaced with "ham"

[@mannythelazyguy6529]

jam

[@mr.popsicle6087]

Lamb

[@Cinnaschticks]

Yam

[@KritiKyle]

This. This right here. This right fucking here. This is what art looks like. People may deny it. People may question it. But, this, THIS, is what true ART is.

[@xenoblad]

7:09 I’m glad they didn’t change this one line.

[@CerealAmoeba800]

The only unchanged line is “making the mother of all omelettes” funny stuff.

[@PeaCats]

I don't know why but the way he said "mmmMMICROWAVING HOT POCKETS" at 2:08 was really funny 😂

[@crodthesorrysap4165]

Same

[@M4DAttack]

I cried laughing at the way he said it xD sounds like one of those parody flash animation voices

[@ursoanonimo8398]

This is gold. A golden experience.

[@mybodyisreggie2759]

Urso L. IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[@olivierluisin1790]

Yes!

[@tactigoulzztacticalkeyboar4089]

You stop that... You stop that right now lmaoo

[@rundelbellen4791]

@@mybodyisreggie2759 you know what else is a jojo reference? Senator Armstrong secretly has D4C

[@ravencollins5638]

Tonio as Armstrong

[@Vegetafan756]

i love the idea Wolf is just a child, and this reinforces it with “Raiden made me lemonade”

[@ceiling_cat]

"I just want to grill, goddamit" - Senator Armstrong, circa 2010

[@ninja_kareca]

Should've said: "rice and beans, son!"

[@meemsandvich1258]

Armstrong could've gone pro but he salted the gravy.

[@tomasbar1101]

XD

[@lordandsavior6726]

*BAKED BEANS SON!*

[@joehill4094]

I thought he was going to say "I dont write my own recipes"

[@justv7536]

This version of Armstrong is incredibly reasonable.

[@meandtheboys9356]

"Coulda gone pro if I didn't salt the gravy" Honestly great line

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

I love how great Raiden's voice is, it actually sounds like him

[@theskullraider5058]

Well, I don’t cream my own peaches. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

[@sarkazical7862]

Year late, but what if it was, "I don't cream my own pies."

[@Dabajaws]

{\🎩/} ( • _ •) /づ ☕no

[@jimmyjumpcutdown1158]

I’m sure that was a anus joke.

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

@@Dabajaws Zuno

[@markiemoo9265]

Best cooking game 10/10 would recommend all the recipes

[@alexbeau7908]

Never in my life have I needed something so much and not known it.

[@Angelshark116]

YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!!!! Armstrong: Nani?!

[@MEOKENJI]

sparton118 DEE I was dying when I heard that

[@solitary2]

That caught me off guard

[@dripnaruto7683]

I took that out of context so fucking much XD

[@jaydenslaptop]

Drug

[@senatorarmstrong9398]

And i thought i got through

[@matriarchofazure7607]

"All you care about is microwaving hot pockets!" Best line ever. My sides are beyond orbit.

[@vibeguru]

“YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!” I’m rolling down the stairs from that one 😭😭😭

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

This was 5 YEARS ago? It’s still the masterpiece I remember

[@ghostemperor661]

Ikr

[@Kalina47]

“We’re all Sons of the Platriots now!”

[@nathanielleack4842]

Checked the internet lately? The cheese....

[@chowderstone]

F R Y D E N

[@ArtistDevv]

I was holding it together pretty well until Armstrong pulled up with "That's a bok-choy." I LOST it. I couldn't hold it in anymore, I just paused it and I let out an entire supersonic wave of laughter.

[@AverageCallOfDutyEnjoyer]

Parmstrong: I Have A Cream. Fryden: WHAT!?

[@anonymousnickname7172]

The tiiime has come to bleeend. Yeeaaah, this is one major flan. Being packed with some starch and yeast, delivery for a dairy feast. Some bread butter, and a bit of meth. Close to its last bread! Getting close to its last breeeaadd!!! RULES OF FLAVOR!!!!!

[@CoralCopperHead]

And they grill when the pan is hot, With their fries on their mind! THE RIIIIIIND! Must bo-o-oil! IN OIL! Mixing hamburger for the chiiiiiiild!

[@jackofalltrades8412]

Wash away the flavour... Wash away the flavour... Here I fry beside the warm and scorching pan The broth bits falling gently down in the cuisine Wash away the marrow all the stains of grime But there's no celery it's only raw inside In the pot and sinking deeper Into a feast full life And it will fry Like a fruitful game! Searing down with steam! And it will not dish up until the customer is here And it will fry With the finest salt It's my final flavour! And it will not crisp up until the flour's here Until I find my meals have disappeaaaa-a-a-a-aaa-aaaared!

[@jesusvera7941]

cooking here i realize you are just like me trying to bake history but wheres the judge to say its cooked when our grills are off i think we'll both agree that omeletts breeds omeletts but in the end it has to fry this way! I crack my own eggs you follow the recipe but maybe we are both good chefs the pan has turned so many have burned but nobody is to shame yet staring across this barren wasted land i think new food will be born beneath the oil-stained pan!

[@bromicorn]

@@CoralCopperHead i'm here cooking this dish with spice! The dish is done So we'll store the pan for another day The pan of life The food is on the tray No gurantee Which of them Will spoil by next weeeek Rules of flavor RULES OF FLAVOR

[@ghost1841]

@@CoralCopperHead The food is done, it's time to make another plate.

[@brainhostgumbly0619]

Is this a 4Kids Dub?

[@noahyoung6524]

Iron Knuckle nay 4kids is not capable of this

[@viineyy6940]

Iron Knuckle YES

[@punnygeo7386]

Iron Knuckle though there was some cussing

[@daisakukuze9627]

4kids can only say American food like hamburgers and donuts. They wouldn't be able to say 3/4 of the food here. Not even omelettes I assume.

[@vasilikiyount901]

YOU TASTE LIKE COCAINE!!

[@AE-ki3rw]

12:06 Raiden pulls out a comically large spoon

[@plastic_pick6855]

It’s oddly satisfying to see every pun work out

[@joshuamitchell5018]

PARMSTRONG!!!!

[@Mebbyness]

FRYDEN!!!!

[@romariodesrosier1450]

Luigi Dreemurr SAMWICH!

[@sargesacker2599]

High frequency basil.

[@jayredd8340]

HIGH FREQUENCY PIZZA CUTTER

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Trying to think of a joke relating to this about the winds of destruction.... Tiramonsoon?

[@yozzzeh]

Sooo between Armstrong and Ramsay.... shall we talk about it

[@Kirill-Ivanov2002]

Yozeh Sure.

[@Native_Beats_]

Yozeh if every insult was a Gordan Ramsay insult

[@zeldrip3672]

Gordon Ramsey still

[@carlsjolund2379]

THIS. This is exactly the kinda stuff I like to find at 3 in the morning, something with an extremely stupid funny premise executed way to well. This is genuinely one of the funniest abridged things I’ve ever seen

[@AUWRECKU]

*THIS IS A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFREAKING MASTERPIECE! THIS WAS WAAAAAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME BRAVO!!!!* *ALSO SCREW YOU KZbin SCREW YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF THE NETHER FOR HIDING THIS PRICELESS DIAMOND!*

[@reaper4812]

I REALLY love how the "Making the mother of all omelettes" line remained unchanged.

[@tvoovm7254]

This is beyond dank.

[@skillex8376]

The fact that they both contradict both of their arguments in here makes this 10x better

[@mechx4arceus]

If it was "Let's cook!" In the end then it would've been golden 💀

[@DawningEnd]

"I don't cream my own peaches." I fucking lost it.

[@artemisDev]

last line should've been "Let's cook!" and it'd been 100% perfect

[@redundantqwail9088]

This is what it feels like to want to cook dinner on someone else's night to cook and arguing why your recipe is better, and why you're a better chef

[@jaqiqi33]

Man, even when it's about food, it still feels so inspirational