Mean and evil mafia boss tries to torment psychic (and fails) ≪Luca Kaneshiro | Uki Violeta≫

Something I begrudgingly cropped out of this video is that part where they talked about the Minecraft pandas Luca had given Uki offstream before they moved to a new server. ; w ;
Luca Kaneshiro: / @lucakaneshiro
Uki Violeta: / @ukivioleta
VOD: • CALLING NIJIEN Members...
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[@chiakiclips]

opens door

[@lilleilei169]

hey uki

[@gamingglo0opia703]

@@lilleilei169 i got the uh paperworks

[@Kiiwiada]

from yesterday… uhm..

[@FlussvonHaagen]

y'know i really tried to compile them, but there's a lot, so...

[@amparub]

*Wheezes*

[@MikaMelatika]

Luca trying to be "mean" is being a slight inconvenience at BEST but mostly a kid learning new words and wanting to use them

[@chiakiclips]

Boss is trying... 😭

[@farhanatashiga3721]

Like a puppy trying to act all tough and bite not realising all its doing is making us want to pet them more

[@asteriamabel2768]

@@farhanatashiga3721 a golden retriever acting all tough then turns around to their owner and smiles "Did I do good?? I did right?? I just saved you!!"

[@Gayassbitchh]

MIKAAAA

[@Krimsonkouhai]

Ur not wrong mika

[@1ndiezz620]

uki:"do i make you nervous?" luca:"no.." also lucas heart rate at 134

[@aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces]

Man it went all the way up to 143 bpm mans was nervous as hell

[@jerryqueer]

"well...at the end of the day, youre Australian" IDK WHY BUT THAT FUCKING KILLED ME LMAO

[@LivinLaVidaLaura]

LOL

[@kelsiumintake9520]

L + ratio + ur Australian

[@orangorang4915]

i don't understand how uki's voice be calming and seductive at the same time like BRO

[@blankpepper3924]

ikr lmaoooo

[@chibiotaku7547]

Full agree, it's quite deadly tbh

[@kirakookie]

gets me every time fr, no wonder hes so good at collecting men XD

[@clanime3486]

It's a universal stargazer experience to get free ASMR with whatever Uki is doing bc of how soothing he is 😂

[@Yourstrulyjules]

RIGHTTT

[@slowhand_dnp2104]

Uki and Shu is the type of person who is hard to bully or tease, it's kinda scary 😱 psychic and sorcerer, no wonder...

[@chibiotaku7547]

They do bully and tease each other tho 😂

[@Ariel_KM]

Tbh I think shu is very easy to bully...just pull up the height topic and he’ll be mad lmao

[@blazefa519]

@@Ariel_KM Just call him a nerd and he'll get flustered easily

[@shellywelly]

it's the nijipurple

[@oddinarily]

shu is very easy to bully since it's easy to provoke or fluster him LMAO

[@chorusalonso8834]

9:35 The way Luca just goes straight into the RP and even says “Opens door” is so funny to me xD

[@thatoneradiohost2737]

He was so quick with it too!!

[@Luna_Buna]

The double entendres, innuendos, and blatant sexual remarks are the life blood of Uki interactions

[@gabimarus4834]

Shoutout to our unbreakable king Uki

[@REN-nh4ie]

So far three people managed to make him speechless: Fuuchan, sonny, and suha (drunk suha is AGGRESSIVE)

[@_nikaakarin_840]

Uki's voice is so soft like I'm melting

[@chibiotaku7547]

Stargazers [insert handshake emoji] You

[@_nikaakarin_840]

Hahaha well 🤝

[@melon9747]

“He’s in my bed not yours, actions speak louder than words” “Shit you’re right-“ I always expected Uki to be the really nice person but he’s literally the opposite LMAO

[@amni1620]

Luca heart race was so high 🤣

[@se3dless]

THE FACT THAT HE APOLOGISED AT THE END😭😭😭 HES JUST SO PRECIOUS

[@ThePlagueDoctor_or_SCP049]

Luca: “You’re the first one that I couldn’t get into.” *WE KNOW WHAT UKI IS THINKING HERE!*

[@Ivory24601]

Uki: *Clearly Making advances on Luca as a joke* Luca: It's cold...in my room

[@sparklingblue]

10:12 luca's side eye to uki's "Yeah..." is so hilarious oh my god😩

[@christellemendi]

LMAOO

[@lovelysakurapetalsyt]

The way his voice shakes the smallest bit when he's either telling a joke or lying for the "mean mafia boss" role is fucking great

[@DeviantSita]

I MUST SAY, THE WAY YOU'VE CUT THIS TOGETHER FROM THE STREAM, THE MUSIC CHOICE, THE FONT SIZE, THE PACING, ETC. IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. You've produced a wonderful clip of a great moment, HAHAHAHA~! Thank you for working on and sharing this with us all. c:

[@chiakiclips]

Glad you enjoyed the edit! 🤗

[@DeviantSita]

​@@chiakiclips okay I'm sorry I keep talking BUT REALLY QUICK: I'M REWATCHING YOUR VIDEO FOR MAYBE THE 4TH TIME AND?!??? The detail with your subtitles.....ohmygosh.....when you italicize them, or you SLANT them, or you have purposeful fade-ins and fade-outs even BEFORE they had their 'awkward RP' going on (like the *BRACES FOR IMPACT* at 0:56 slowly fading into view as just one example), or you have different font sizes depending on who is talking, or when you shake the subtitles....and I'm no english sentence expert but for the punctuation I /DID/ notice, I thought it was very well chosen (your commas, ellipses, ////, etc.). OKAY AND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE (FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM) DIFFERENT "CAMERAS"/"CAMERA ANGLES" to zoom in for tasteful emphasis on not just Luca's model, but with Luca's Uki PNG as well MADE THEIR INTERACTION A LOT MORE LIVELY/ANIMATED AND ENGAGING. ALSO I ADORE THE LITTLE SNIPPETS OF YOUR OWN....THOUGHTS? COMMENTARY? like the "(is he covering his face lmaooo)" WERE VERY WELCOME AND ADDED TO OUR SHARED EXPERIENCE OF WITNESSING THEIR ANTICS HAHA. aight I need to shush up now; basically, I (and hopefully a BUNCH of other people, if the comments are of any indication) deeply appreciate your own spin on clipping this stream. ; v ;)b

[@chiakiclips]

@@DeviantSita aaaa you are too kind!!! Thank you 😭

[@ssgyena]

just boss' heart rate the entire time gives it all away LMAO

[@iknowyouknowleeknow2485]

“I mean, he’s in my bed, not yours so…” - Uki Violeta to Luca Kaneshiro about Fulgur Ovid

[@Nemixu]

7:55 That was the most unimpressed "Really" I have ever heard Uki say XD

[@CeaseEthnicCleansingNOW]

LMAO I really cant get over this. Luca, this guy, tried to be mean but ended up being funny. Then he learned to flirt but ended up being an INNOCENT MEAN LMAOO

[@mikhailav.]

U: "I've always wondered. Do you even know how to play Poker?" L: "Well, I hardly even know her." THAT'S RIGHT-THAT'S RIGHT. I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂💕

[@MeOw-tg3jm]

The way uki said "I mean his in my bed not your so..." It's just my jaw drop 😂

[@Heavenly_Scales]

I didn't know how much I needed Uki and Luca interactions before this stream lol 😆

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

Luca trying to rizz but being rizzed instead is peak comedy

[@StyxDipped]

The “I hardly know her” SENT ME. 💀

[@h.sanasputri1148]

Also that **opens door** is like him accidentally reading the script out loud. I'm crying 😂😂😂

[@pawhmises]

THE FUCKING “opens door” TOOK ME OUT.

[@delulusions]

Luca sounded so nervous doing this, we all know our Mafia boss isn't mean

[@haniyussufomar3599]

Omg Luca is so innocent, it’s funny how he trying to be mean 😂😂😂😂 and is not working 😭😭😭 Uki is such flirt, I would be overwhelmed if he flirted with me like that 😅😅😅

[@akshuallynormie]

IKR, millie also shoot her shot too but they became wholesome instead. luca forgot to be mean 90% of his stream

[@chibiotaku7547]

And that's 'cause his flirts were less intense LMAO

[@happyface-]

Luca’s flirtatious office roleplay: “Hey Uki, here’s a bunch of paperwork. I’m gonna go eat lunch. Bye!” What a Casanova

[@crowhawks96]

Uki is so distracting that he got Luca to talk for two hours, damn boi

[@nekoesque]

"at the end of the day, you're australian" is that a threat or??-

[@thealmondmilkinurfridge]

luca trying to be mean to uki sounds like me trying to insult my classmates in 5th grade

[@indecisive_v]

the office rp had me do a goose honk laugh oh my god

[@pidgey_]

10:19 a face of regret

[@LaksamanaAziz]

Uki just leading this conversation🤣

[@yinyangphoenix7785]

how he changed from trying to be mean to complimenting Uki is just so cute lol😂 Luca.exe has stopped working

[@zodiAAAHHH]

"opens door" kills me every time 😭😭

[@Lawliet-lc5ub]

Man, this has got me sweating in different types of flavor.

[@TP-bw5jx]

Luca really went for uki's man and dude wasnt even fazed before turning it into an opportunity

[@nenosuns]

omg uki just uno reversed card him the entire time, i admire this boy so much, i aspire to be him, good job uki-sensei

[@almondmilkshouldntbemilk]

"I have two hands" ".........Nice. 😀" 😆

[@tsurifisher]

Luca is especially himbo in this clip

[@_.ana._.]

You know what Boss being mean reminds me of? My friend's tiny, fluffy puppy barking and growling and trying to look big and scary while just being even more adorable

[@sherly1322]

LMAO I CAN'T. LUCA JUST TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT UKI HAD THE UPPER HAND 😭

[@emikato2992]

*Uki telling Luca to take off all his layers* Me: He wants to see the boba

[@kimmyk3162]

9:39 uki's laugh 😭✋

[@cyuteking6872]

I love this part 09:35 and Uki's reaction

[@rainbowmaan9145]

Love how ukis just like " well he's in my bed not yours" just to roast him further and continues to rip him up. I'm pretty sure when fulgur saw this he just fucking laughed.

[@user-gr6rf4or4k]

The way he doesn't know how to beat uki in any way 😭

[@hellopumpkin86]

His heart rate went up to 145 8:33 😭

[@noch_u]

I adore this purple rat man.

[@aurwl]

Luca supposed to be Mean and Evil, but he's actually a sweethearted person :((

[@animejunkee9827]

You say in the description that you're a 'beginner clipper', but your editing skills from your videos I've seen thus far are god-tier. The things you add aren't disstracting, the music cues are perfect, everything is well-timed, it's just... [chef's kiss] Thank you for making these 🧡

[@on_crono]

One of the best features of that stream is the heart rates Heart rates can show what is actually going on hahha

[@user-pt5cl2ro6f]

**unimpressed laugh** 😭

[@dolphinkit-kat5100]

I understand Uki's chaos now.

[@NoireDust]

I have never watched these two before, and I must say this was a fine clip! The Small funny edits that aren’t intrusive adds to the main video.

[@cel9294]

the hilariously awkward sexual tension kills me but its so entertaining to watch LMAOO 8:12 and Uki's laugh was so attractive

[@xKCxDreamer]

Anyone else think about that one song that dude sang to his girl? “I love you b*tch. I’m never gunna stop loving you, b*tch” 😂 I can't stop thinking about it

[@dilarademir7095]

YESSSS LMAO

[@Somebody_Over_The_Rainbow]

Luca: hey ***** Uki: Loses it Uki: hey *****, whats up? Dude Uki's hardly holding it together at the start LMAO

[@a.garcia528]

WHY DID ALL OF NIJISANJI ONLY WATCH THE VOX OFFICE ASMR, were they like passing it around when it came out??? That’s too specific that they’ve all only seen the office one

[@xxsdelphia]

it’s because it was the first explicit one he did and literally everyone was like “this is allowed???” including the livers

[@kami7508]

@@xxsdelphia scared to ask but erm. what do you mean by explicit...?

[@maxiwaxipads]

@@xxsdelphia I’m curious too!

[@authorRisenfromash]

It is a role play that by the end note only hints at sexual content but outright has it happening in the role play. No spoilers on exactly what or the context but it is more than hinted or implied.

[@ravenray6986]

​@@kami7508Gwak gwak

[@raikiro797]

Luca is literally a golden retriever as a human

[@cookiecatyt6824]

Luca just has to always make a jeez nuts joke with everything 😂 I love the interaction between them 😂😂😂

[@tina1061]

Office RP be like "uhhh so here's the compiled documents" during lunch hour and yeets 😭😭😭😭

[@faithserabia8576]

Dude when Uki said “do I make you nervous?” My whole body went limp 😅

[@momochi_]

The "balls in my milk" ended me.

[@CrimsonLadyVT]

I thought it's supposed to be mean...why are they flirting 🤣 i fkn love it!!! 🤣🤣

[@apple_dragon226]

How to make Luca blush/make his heart rate go up by just talking to Uki I hope Fuu-chan watches this and laughs at how bad Luca back talk to Uki during the stream lolol

[@hoshiyuki9263]

This was much more better after the edit LMAO Evertime Uki's laugh i laugh too haha Luca need to be more bold if he want to get Uki flustered but good job boss 😂 TYSM for the clip, i really love it 💜

[@amparub]

chiaki you have done it again djkfdka this whole interaction was so funny, boss couldn't win against the uki violeta, and our oshi enjoyed this so much, it was so funny, AND YOU MADE IT EVEN BETTER! thank you for the clip!!!!

[@blithe1603]

It's hard to turn tables with Uki.

[@urallteko]

as a new zealander, i give my full support to uki making fun of luca being australian

[@tsu1951]

he's so cute he can't be mean

[@user-ni2jo1pz4f]

BRO LITERALLY SAID "opens door"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@fishofjelly]

UKI IS SO SEDUCTIVE im FALLING IN LOVE

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

the moment luca said bitch, uki knew what he came for and got out his glasses and the merriam webster dictionary to -roast- oven bake luca at 450 degrees fahrenheit for 10 mins seasoned and sauteed on a silver platter but luca just softened up immediately like the absolute golden retriever butter stick he is 😂😂❤❤

[@matchablossom]

UNTIL DATE, UNTIL NOW I'M STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT HE *SAID* 'opens door' AHAHGDHGAHASHS

[@jawnjawn3601]

7:56 LMAO that "really" says so many things

[@rogueisolation5395]

I can't tell if he is dense or really good at dodging.

[@bookaholic9758]

Haha to be honest if uki wasn't so good at being sassy and good at comeback / turning things into flirting situation then I think luca did very well at being mean xd

[@dokjasfeet]

All Luca had to do is bring up shu and that would have made uki mad very mad

[@whosbibi]

5:27 THEY SOUND LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL COUPLE

[@mikayayay]

bro luca trying to be mean just turned into them flirting

[@ymr8042]

Boss was so flustered LOL. Uki is just enjoying the ride tbh hahha. Whats the song you used for the "office rp"? That got me in the first half ngl

[@chiakiclips]

It's a slightly sped up version of Ersatz Bossa.

[@kocho2642]

✨Well he’s in my bed and not yours and actions speak louder with words✨💅💅💅💅💅💅SLAYYYYY UKI

[@scarlettthedragon6698]

That one 5 year old that sees their crush but doesn't know how to flirt:

[@souleaterevans4589]

NPCs in Oblivion have conversations that make more sense than this lmao

[@wonderlandnise]

The way Luka got into the RP immidietly xD

[@yoshi5159]

i fucking love this whole interaction so much😭😭😭

[@sucrosesenpai1110]

The way he stutters lmfaooooo

[@sil_Ookami]

This is pure gold. From the scenario itself to your editing. I laughed so hard at **unimpressed laugh** and how you generally edit stuff at the funny parts. Thanks fir the great highlight vid!

[@shinyagami03]

My cheeks hurt from smiling too much

[@theselittlewhispers]

THE CHEAP HAIRDYE TOOK ME OUTT

[@Sxin209]

His heart rate 😭

[@chibiotaku7547]

My face was red the whole time (especially with laughter), ssg Luuki🛐 The small edits definitely got me 😂😂 And the opens door had me folded in half laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@voxhairpin1459]

The fact that almost everyone watch the office asmr kill me

[@al.darkka3744]

He... saw... the office asmr... can't live with the idea