"[Listener is a better person than me, I'd make her sleep outside]" I'd like to hear Velvet stand on business
@gobyoundy18719 ай бұрын
LET HER FREEZE 🥶🥶🥶🥶💦🤣
@indexdotnet9 ай бұрын
Making her sleep outside is so real, but then I would feel bad, BUT at the same time I wouldn't
@anomanderrake6549 ай бұрын
Gotta love how even when Velvet tries to sound mean she's still endearing.
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
(disgruntled desert rain frog noises)
@anomanderrake6549 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I love that you remembered that. You're my favorite frog.
@lordgameboy13039 ай бұрын
Ngl when she started pouring her heart out at me I started laughing so hard😭 I felt bad but then I like…..didn’t-
@rameee25899 ай бұрын
Ngl seeing my Highschool bully cry like that would fill me with so much joy Ig I’m petty sue me
@dalemorgan82639 ай бұрын
My internal monologue: _vindication_ sung in various tones
@scpfoundation83769 ай бұрын
Hey, if it’s petty to not care that someone who bullied you in high school, barged into your hotel room demanding you leave, immediately start disrespecting you and laughing at you for shit she did is crying, then I’d be the pettiest asshole to ever exist.😂
@NightwalkerStreet9 ай бұрын
If a high school bully did the shit she talked about in the video to me and showed no remorse, I would not feel even remotely bad about her crying over her high school friends finding out she got divorced. Womp womp.
@alexgids9 ай бұрын
Wow, that’s awful. I really can’t comprehend what you’re going through. Such a shame. Anyways, get the heck out of my room.
@knote49589 ай бұрын
He let her off too easy. Lots of us had rough childhoods and still didn't take it out on other people. Talk is cheap and doesn't excuse her for being a shithead, her facade of a marriage failing is the least bit of karma she gets.
@jacksmith1529 ай бұрын
I wouldn't have heard her conversation with her ex-husband because I would've been on the phone with the concierge, trying to have her thrown out of my room. And if she came back in and heard my phone conversation, I would've looked her square in the eye but otherwise continued talking as if she wasn't even there. This world needs more people like the listener.
@sergiopepe22109 ай бұрын
Hell naw. There's being a good person and then there's spineless listener. People like him are the reason bullies bully, they're encouraged.
@Dragoon-ob3mg9 ай бұрын
Officer she was dead when I got here
@NicholasKoon-kg2jj8 ай бұрын
Any proof?
@Hex_Gamera9 ай бұрын
🤣You know if that were me, after she got out of the bathroom i would laugh maniacally and just leave
@Hex_Gamera9 ай бұрын
Damn, im twisted
@christopherfleetwood52529 ай бұрын
I’d do the same, but throw in a few lines about her Rent-A-Boyfriend canceling on her. 😂
@mrcarbonmr30659 ай бұрын
The more conflicted I feel about choosing to stay the better it is to get to cuddles 😇
@Skybaby799 ай бұрын
this really should be a two-parter, Before the party......... After the party
@crowbrok.o.g.55749 ай бұрын
I agree, but I think the part 2 should be at the party
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
le me at the party: (accidentally bumps into her so she lands face first in the shrimp cocktail) oopsie doodle~
@Skybaby799 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Episode 1: Reunion. Episode 2: The party. Episode 3: After the party. Episode 4: First date. Plot twist ending episode 4, the husband calls her hoping to reconcile. Episode 5: Final decision She hasn't been returning his calls. He finds her in the old school yard where she always used to go to think. They talk. Will she go back to her husband? Or embrace the future with this new flame?
@hedgehatchet35787 ай бұрын
Yk, after hearing everything she did to the listener, I can only imagine him trying not to burst out laughing while she’s breaking down crying. “Now I look like an ugly, melting doll!” *coughs lightly* “C-Come on, don’t say that…!” “You mean it? You don’t think I’m ugly?” *sucks in air through teeth* “S-Sure… whatever you… say…!” “You think I’m still pretty?!” *nodding with their cheeks puffed trying not to break* “M-Mhm!”
@junker-f3m9 ай бұрын
i think the optimal play here is compromise between comfort and revenge. be chill and respect that she probably wants this kept between you, but also don't pass up any oppurtunity to point out that you had the perfect oppurtunity for vengeance and passed it up, proving that you're a better person than her by pretty much any metric, and maintaining a smug and sanctimonious sense of superiority forever
@Gozer999 ай бұрын
….and now I need more of it, damn
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
There aren't any other scripts featuring this character, but if you'd like something with a similar ~mean girl sorta redeemed~ vibe, I recommend: Forced to Cuddle With a Rich Mean Girl: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fInac5WFeM-ph6M If you want something a lot more mega-bitch, Bratty Genie Makes You Her Servant may fit the bill: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5CngGmKZahke5I
@primrosevale19959 ай бұрын
We all know the real reason the Listener put up with her: "I can fix it!" Seriously these two are just the couple from Wreck-It Ralph, I mean, "I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But…she rebuffed my affections."
@jonlow_snow30399 ай бұрын
8:00 See, we in the psychology business call that a traumatic event.
@Jacknicleson0079 ай бұрын
Mfin did listener have a back surgery coz i dont see any backbome in this dude id john wick her the moment she brings back the trauma. I aint no saint to forgive all that shit.
@s.o.q29149 ай бұрын
Her: Get another room. Me: Okay, guess i was Lucky to have a backup room with a suite. ( Leaves).
@mr.vesper56599 ай бұрын
Well that was amazing
@torenielsen99939 ай бұрын
1408... Maybe that explains things.
@diegocardenas64949 ай бұрын
What does it explain?
@torenielsen99939 ай бұрын
@@diegocardenas6494 The numbers add up to 13. Woooo...
@diegocardenas64949 ай бұрын
@@torenielsen9993 I feel like I'm missing context.
@torenielsen99939 ай бұрын
@@diegocardenas6494 Partly it's that 13 is unlucky, partly its a ref to Stephen King's 1408.
@diegocardenas64949 ай бұрын
@@torenielsen9993 oh okay
@Knightmare229 ай бұрын
Congrats on 69k subs, perfect milestone🌝🎉🎉
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Thank you! I was so bummed I didn't catch a screenshot when the number rolled over to send to all my friends, haha.
@Knightmare229 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Nah, it’s gone lol. Take care❤️
@sammcfarlane24949 ай бұрын
Your a great voice actress
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Thanks so much! I try. 💖
@CosmicFearUkulele9 ай бұрын
Look I’m a bit of a pushover, but someone like her. As a great character said: “I’m standing my ground” She can move to another because I’m gonna last stand in that room which I got and entered first
@ashinch0r25 күн бұрын
She is all of her own "stupid" problems. She cares only for herself and as such treats everyone else with distain. Surprise. No one likes or respects anyone who acts like that.
@MR_Angelgd9 ай бұрын
MY GOAT 🐐
@MrSHADOWANGEL9999 ай бұрын
Glorious
@thegentlemen67299 ай бұрын
If you are stuck living in high school then you are beyond saving I honestly can not see myself letting her talk just right out the door
@cavalr10029 ай бұрын
Lovely Story but I have to ask will you ever return to work on the centare story? I was really invested in the story between the centare and the human
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
That series is complete, sorry to say! There is technically another script in the series, but it ends in implied death for the listener. I ultimately made the decision to skip the "canon" death ending so the storyline could end on a more hopeful note; my audience shies away from darker endings like that.
@cavalr10029 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh Jesus yeah that's completely fine. I do not enjoy the kind of ending either. But still thank you for giving your voice for that lovely story
@elsisssurana20469 ай бұрын
1408. Nice movie reference there. And a horror movie too.
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
You'll find a lot of little easter eggs like that on the channel, haha.
@tjtharp6039 ай бұрын
Is that your Valley Girl accent, V.V.? It really works for the tone it seems you are going for?
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Valley girl adjacent, I'd say! Not quite full on, though.
@LazyboiYt.9 ай бұрын
New subscriber here
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Welcome! Thanks for the sub! I hope you enjoy your time on the channel, friend!
@LazyboiYt.9 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio np dude
@LeeBrown-zi4bh8 ай бұрын
Bullies suffer too, but have no one to support them, because they don't support anyone.
@FunnyManBlitz9 ай бұрын
Oh boy, this'll be a good one
@puppetfan46349 ай бұрын
Guess who celebrated their birthday last, last Saturday :D
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Hmmm, is it me? ...no, wait, definitely not me. OMG IS IT YOU?
@puppetfan46349 ай бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio :D
@Shaun-iy6es9 ай бұрын
Oh boy and awesome 🩷👌
@TaxEvader084 ай бұрын
God gave us hands for a reason.
@Finality-DusttaleDustbelief9 ай бұрын
Peak 🗣️🔥🔥
@sergiopepe22109 ай бұрын
Great VA as always but this script is infuriating 😂
@lol-22479 ай бұрын
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅
@klmyriade9 ай бұрын
the amount of crap spilled from those lips can't be compared to the courage it took to kiss them
@zambekiller9 ай бұрын
No I didn't marry a super successful model instead I married the chief of police and if my watch is right she should be behind that door in 3.....2.......1...... and hello hunny
@ahooman66909 ай бұрын
31 views in 31 minutes 😮
@ASMRjoe.9 ай бұрын
My gf did not appreciate this audio 😔
@bloodsand9 ай бұрын
what's her problem?
@ASMRjoe.9 ай бұрын
@@bloodsand when we listen she likes it to be super wholesome and she didn’t like the concept of a bully
@bloodsand9 ай бұрын
@@ASMRjoe. ah, that I can understand. I was ready to slap the shit out of the bully in the story myself.
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Haha, she's not the only one! I'd say this character is a polarizing one, but turns out she's overwhelmingly loathed lmao
@ArceusZer0359 ай бұрын
💚From being her punching bag to being her body pillow, gotta say we did good past self, we did good.💚
@Fuyuzuki1689 ай бұрын
@zackihen49059 ай бұрын
An awesome Birthday present from Ms Vanilla Velvet Audio herself! Okay well I turned 23 two days ago... Eh close enough! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio9 ай бұрын
Happy (belated) birthday! I hope it was a great one! 🎂