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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

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@Cancun771
@Cancun771 5 ай бұрын
Joro spiders are actually very timid, more so than native spiders. They have been observed catching the brown marmorated stink bug, another invasive species that native spiders have not been known to eat, and it has also been hoped that they may consume mosquitoes and flies. Some hope that the impact of the species will be positive due to their harmless nature and consumption of primarily invasive or nuisance insects.
@tammyd.970
@tammyd.970 5 ай бұрын
@@Terastas lol! 😂😂😂
@emeraldtabbycat148
@emeraldtabbycat148 5 ай бұрын
​@@Terastas That...Actually makes sense.
@tammyd.970
@tammyd.970 5 ай бұрын
Yes, maybe they'll eat those killer wasps and the spotted lantern flies.... win win?! @Terastas - Going after invasives makes one invasive? lol. That doesn't sound like the worst scenario for an introduced species. I hope this doesn't turn into an Australian Myxomatosis situation...
@WilliesGarden
@WilliesGarden 5 ай бұрын
Thanks Cancun771, I just left a comment it's impossible those are just now arriving in NYC. When we've had them here in the South for 2 decades already. And they originally entered the US from some ships docked on the East Coast, likely NYC. The way I find them here is their webs are so thick that it looks like you could literally use them for fishing line!
@NotSure-e8z
@NotSure-e8z 5 ай бұрын
plus they are beautiful.
@JBBost
@JBBost 5 ай бұрын
I appreciate taking the time for a _Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon_ reference
@sylvesteruchia5263
@sylvesteruchia5263 5 ай бұрын
Didn't catch that first time 😂.
@microbe_rz37-rn1dk
@microbe_rz37-rn1dk 5 ай бұрын
Can't believe this guy Stephen (not very Strange anymore...) is still on tee-vee!
@archmage_of_the_aether
@archmage_of_the_aether 5 ай бұрын
Lame that it elicited applause, though.
@Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik
@Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik 5 ай бұрын
Huge setup, tiny payoff.
@ourkeving
@ourkeving 5 ай бұрын
Well I liked it. They can't all be Peabody Award winners. And I really like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
@landonewts
@landonewts 5 ай бұрын
I love Meanwhile, but the special sauce for me is hearing Lewis’s reactions from the side. Just warms my heart.
@JonnyBaryshnikov
@JonnyBaryshnikov 5 ай бұрын
Best intro to meanwhile I've seen. How you're able to say that many words without messing one up is absolutely astounding. Kudos Mr Colbert
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 5 ай бұрын
2:00 No Bengals in Cincinnati? Those officers are fooling nobody.
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 5 ай бұрын
Did the team move? 😂
@Drnaynay
@Drnaynay 5 ай бұрын
I also thought they should have done a Bengals joke!
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 5 ай бұрын
@@Drnaynay reason they skipped one probably is: Colbert is admittedly not a fan of sports
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 5 ай бұрын
@@Drnaynay but he still coulda gone, “really, because I coulda sworn people had seen some Bengals there” or something for the punchline
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 5 ай бұрын
@@tylerkochman1007Or “Did they check the stadium?”
@jkap34
@jkap34 5 ай бұрын
Australia seeing the spider thing and going "Alright, mate, that is nothin but a budgie smuggler, let's go to Maccas"
@cherylmccloud8709
@cherylmccloud8709 5 ай бұрын
Fellow Aussie here- dammit i think you got in first & spoiled my gag!😂.. 😖...👋
@ZephyrysBaum
@ZephyrysBaum 5 ай бұрын
lol
@aniee249
@aniee249 5 ай бұрын
A Budgie smuggler, OMG.
@cherylmccloud8709
@cherylmccloud8709 5 ай бұрын
@@aniee249 *in case you are not aware how extra funny this gag is- "budgie smugglers" are our common name over here for "SPEEDOS"- (give it some thought). Smugglers of extra large budgies are very popular over here.
@aniee249
@aniee249 5 ай бұрын
@@cherylmccloud8709 Seriously, crying laughing, I love you Aussie's. p.s. I was gonnay skip Australia on my trip to New Zealand in January 2025, but now I will make a pit stop in your country.🤣
@pasokhbeiran
@pasokhbeiran 5 ай бұрын
Mr Colbert hi from iran, I am a civil engineer and after a long time I came back and studied my favorite field and I am about to get my phd in Political Science and international relations, I want to thank you because in one show you were talking about your children and talked about education and you said "it must be nice to hold a phd" and it was first thing to start it to now
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 5 ай бұрын
Fantastic! Good luck with your studies!
@jakethedog4397
@jakethedog4397 5 ай бұрын
How is Iran?
@enverse244
@enverse244 5 ай бұрын
Much to love and success to you my friend
@Martinbeef
@Martinbeef 5 ай бұрын
Good luck to you!
@Sandra-dt4ec
@Sandra-dt4ec 5 ай бұрын
Peace, good will to you and Iran.
@newtagwhodis4535
@newtagwhodis4535 5 ай бұрын
His intorductory monologues will NEVER be matched immortalized in comedy. Genius. I love this man and all hes done for Second City to give rise to a new generation of talent. All around amazing guy. Thank you to everyone behind this show.
@chiangmairains
@chiangmairains 5 ай бұрын
Agreed. No one else alive could pull off these segments
@ingridphillip5367
@ingridphillip5367 5 ай бұрын
What about Jay 😂😂
@deVeaux3962
@deVeaux3962 5 ай бұрын
Not to mention Charleston, SC!
@shadrachs.martial2215
@shadrachs.martial2215 5 ай бұрын
Yo! I soooooo agree❤
@newtagwhodis4535
@newtagwhodis4535 5 ай бұрын
@@ingridphillip5367 Too safe for my taste.
@ArchAngel_M81
@ArchAngel_M81 5 ай бұрын
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is one of my favorite films.
@umair111
@umair111 5 ай бұрын
The American ghosts in the remake, the UK one is the original
@Roof_Pizza
@Roof_Pizza 5 ай бұрын
And only one is watchable.
@DeannaBlakeOgTgDq
@DeannaBlakeOgTgDq 5 ай бұрын
The British one is so much better.
@debbiedoodiedandi
@debbiedoodiedandi 5 ай бұрын
I like them both! Regardless, given Stephen Merchant was just on last night and Stephen asked him about The Office, I can't believe his writers wrote that
@carn9507
@carn9507 5 ай бұрын
@@DeannaBlakeOgTgDq I like both but I dunno. I'm british yet if I had to choose just one... I think I'd go with the US one. Which is my opposite preference to The Office. :O But eh, I just like that we have both versions of Ghosts. :)
@choppa557
@choppa557 5 ай бұрын
Why am I not surprised the Americans are again claiming to be the creators of a great show.
@xyrt99
@xyrt99 5 ай бұрын
So fun fact about those spiders they can paraglide on their own webs… have fun America
@emeraldtabbycat148
@emeraldtabbycat148 5 ай бұрын
Hahaha...(Begins inching towards the phone to call every exterminator for a hundred miles)
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 5 ай бұрын
I heard that. If I encounter one ,I'm becoming a hermit!😮😮😮
@kf10147
@kf10147 5 ай бұрын
We have had them in Georgia for a few years now! Super cool to see and harmless. I have a few babies around the yard now and am excited to see them grow!
@JohnDrummondPhoto
@JohnDrummondPhoto 5 ай бұрын
Actually, many spiders can do that when they're spiderlings. They just don't eventually grow to be 8 inches across. Fortunately this species is apparently harmless and won't affect the ecosystem. (Check back with me in 3 years on that one...)
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 5 ай бұрын
@@JohnDrummondPhoto I don't care how they travel planes,trains, automobile,being shot out of a cannon! Just no,no,no! Yikes!
@Ben_D.
@Ben_D. 5 ай бұрын
They didn’t report finding any tigers because the guys that found tigers didn’t come back.
@dextervonwhiplash1755
@dextervonwhiplash1755 5 ай бұрын
"Hmmmm I wonder where Anderson went... oh well back to Dunkin' "
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 5 ай бұрын
Had a dream there was a pack of wolves in the neighborhood.... And I'm trying to avoid the wolves and warn all my neighbors.... Idk your comment brought that back to my mind. 😂
@ReidHall-d1x
@ReidHall-d1x 5 ай бұрын
Cinci resident here. Best part of the tiger news the other day is that the Zoo was contacted and they said, "well... all of our tigers are accounted for... so... not sure what's going on." I had a few friends scouring the OTR area to find it. I was ready to hear a phone call that one of the guys had a run in with some murder mittens and was in the hospital but thankfully they also didn't find it. (On a second note there is also someone who drives around the Findlay Market in a Jeep with a HUGE REAL LIFE python snake that just hangs out around the hood and sides of the car and one time he also had a small monkey in a diaper in his passenger seat. Things are wild here.)
@eric2500
@eric2500 5 ай бұрын
So Cincy is just an extension of Florida now, right? BTW the tigers got on an Eastbound Amtrack at Union Terminal and will be arriving in the new Penn Station shortly.
@BlackHoleForge
@BlackHoleForge 5 ай бұрын
If the spiders are big enough to eat birds, maybe they're big enough for us to eat them. Hold on let me call Australia and check,...
@edwardfletcher7790
@edwardfletcher7790 5 ай бұрын
Nahhh mate, you let the spiders catch the birds for you and then you eat the birds 👍
@nevillehoward8736
@nevillehoward8736 5 ай бұрын
Terrifyingly, some native people in South America catch tarantulas iirc, big spiders anyway, and EAT them.
@DanBrown96
@DanBrown96 5 ай бұрын
Not much difference between eating a lobster or a spider. Maybe broaden your horizons a bit.
@xyrt99
@xyrt99 5 ай бұрын
I’m Australian…. Those spiders can paraglide on their own webs…. Have fun
@anniehuckerby9281
@anniehuckerby9281 5 ай бұрын
🤣👏
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 5 ай бұрын
Three right-in-the-butt jokes in one segment 😂😂😂
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 5 ай бұрын
Where are the missing tigers? Rite in the butt! Where are they filming the German Ghosts? Rite in the butt! Where does one smuggle decaf coffee? Rite in the butt! Where are the giant nightmare fuel spiders going to be??? The East Coast.
@JeighNeither
@JeighNeither 5 ай бұрын
The "right in the butt" thing is so funny to me because there are 5 letters in "right" but there were only 4 spaces, & there are two t's in "butt", & a t was already on the board 🤣
@drlevin
@drlevin 5 ай бұрын
True but based on the correct answer, more T's had yet to be revealed.
@DuranmanX
@DuranmanX 5 ай бұрын
Could be Rite in the Butt
@kenthehobo
@kenthehobo 5 ай бұрын
Rite in the butt?
@chadd1428
@chadd1428 5 ай бұрын
In a toss up round, the letters fill in one at a time.
@chadd1428
@chadd1428 5 ай бұрын
​@@drlevin so, not true?
@KealohaHarrison
@KealohaHarrison 5 ай бұрын
2:39 hang on a minute Ghosts isn’t a CBS show, it’s a BBC One show that got remade for CBS lol Also wow straight into the Meanwhile preamble, that’s pretty rare! Usually there’s some banter between Stephen and Louis Cato about the show.
@rachelroberts633
@rachelroberts633 5 ай бұрын
I love "Ghosts" so much!
@ARD
@ARD 5 ай бұрын
Did you know BBC Studios is also producing the German adaptation for ARD?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 ай бұрын
The Pringles people should be paying for that guy's defense. He just bought them the best advertising slogan delivery they'll ever have.
@EpyonRules
@EpyonRules 5 ай бұрын
I mean...he didn't really *buy* it, though, did he?
@ARD
@ARD 5 ай бұрын
2:40 Can't wait to see how ARD's German adaptation of "Ghosts" stacks up against the US version! Will German ghosts be funnier than their American counterparts?
@jprsfragoso
@jprsfragoso 5 ай бұрын
Colbert: "We just need to set the East coast on fire". California: "Way ahead of you, buddy"
@clairen4584
@clairen4584 5 ай бұрын
Thanks Colbert!!! I needed that this morning ☕
@maxcubot
@maxcubot 5 ай бұрын
FYI, the US version of "Ghosts" is a remake of the UK version. I would think that the licensing rights belong to the BBC not to CBS.
@jemborg
@jemborg 5 ай бұрын
I can think of more than a dozen shows that Americans probably think they invented.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 ай бұрын
No one does a smidge of research....
@hallucinati
@hallucinati 5 ай бұрын
CBS probably bought the US rights
@jemborg
@jemborg 5 ай бұрын
Also the UK cast is the original "Horrible History" cast whom are outstanding (also did Yonderland).
@snowhite38
@snowhite38 5 ай бұрын
Lol that what I hollered at the TV. Love Stephen but he needs better researchers
@roseadams3112
@roseadams3112 5 ай бұрын
Aussie here, got to keep scaring you Americans (and the rest of the world). Husband laying mulch in the garden bed received a spider bite. Next day a fist sized red lump on his shoulder, A few hours later the top is black. Trip to emergency room, wound cleaning, antibiotics; trips to the hospital every 2 days for specialist treatment. He is now wearing a vacuum pump device on his hip with a tube to drain the site, endless dressings etc. He has a hole the size of a walnut in his shoulder and we are now two weeks in. Outlook improving but he is not so keen on any more gardening. We think it was a Wolf Spider.
@jackietupper6520
@jackietupper6520 5 ай бұрын
Or Brown Recluse. They tend to eat away at the skin.
@Queina1
@Queina1 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for fueling my nightmares. I almost stepped on a wolf spider once, it was in the tub and I was just about to get in and have a shower. I saw it seconds before my foot would have landed on it. Screamed and hopped backwards.
@Paislywalls4767
@Paislywalls4767 4 ай бұрын
I hope he has a good recovery 🕊 Hang in there
@kendallstark4302
@kendallstark4302 5 ай бұрын
This has been the first Meanwhile in a long time where I've cried-laughed!!!!! Thank you, Stephen and your team of writers 💗
@sooskevington6144
@sooskevington6144 5 ай бұрын
The Cincinnati tiger story reminds me of an old joke. A chap was on a train journey and the passenger sitting opposite was throwing very small pieces of paper out of the window. "Why are you doing that?" the chap asked. "It keeps the elephants away." the passenger replied. "But there are no elephants in England." the chap remarked. "See, it works!" the passenger exclaimed.
@jaquanpowell4605
@jaquanpowell4605 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@TyphinHoofbun
@TyphinHoofbun 5 ай бұрын
There's an episode of The Simpsons, where Lisa and Homer are talking about a "Bear Patrol" the city has started in response to a wandering bear. Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm. Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad. Homer: [thinking it's a compliment] Thank you, dear. [Lisa picks up a random rock from the ground.] Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Homer: Oh, how does it work? Lisa: It doesn’t work. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you? [Homer looks around nervously, then pulls out a bunch of cash.] Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock. [Lisa holds up a hand and shakes her head, pauses for a moment, and then takes the cash and gives him the rock.]
@tytn9978
@tytn9978 5 ай бұрын
Love it! I've heard similar lines over the ears, but can't remember any of them now.
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey 5 ай бұрын
this would kill at a party for statisticians
@seriousbutfunny2
@seriousbutfunny2 5 ай бұрын
"right in the butt." followed by "this is the best!" You can't make this stuff up. 😂
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 5 ай бұрын
"Yeah! Right in the head and ass" - Cyril Figgis
@sennadesillva
@sennadesillva 5 ай бұрын
How would one fit "right" in four spaces even?! lol :P
@mattsamoto4451
@mattsamoto4451 5 ай бұрын
his answer should have been accepted for pure comic factor. lol that a phrase i dont often hear.
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 4 ай бұрын
​@@sennadesillvaRite, 😊.
@ZephyrysBaum
@ZephyrysBaum 5 ай бұрын
Right is a four letter word!
@SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen_1
@SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen_1 5 ай бұрын
Even my favourite one!
@q00u
@q00u 5 ай бұрын
Rite....
@aztn19
@aztn19 5 ай бұрын
@@q00uyou beat me to it lol
@migmit
@migmit 5 ай бұрын
Maybe he meant “Left in the butt”?
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 5 ай бұрын
Rite in the butt could get crowded, it depends on how many celebrants there are.
@outcastkatsuki
@outcastkatsuki 5 ай бұрын
The CBS show “Ghosts” was already a foreign adaptation. It’s a remake of the UK show “Ghosts” that ran successfully on the BBC… not everything starts in the USA /sigh
@2002Trish
@2002Trish 5 ай бұрын
Yes, the UK creators brought the show to the U.S. Many shows that were created in UK have come here.
@Eidlones
@Eidlones 5 ай бұрын
You're forgetting one very important fact: Late Show is a CBS show, so it's free advertising
@alexjohnstonjohnston5374
@alexjohnstonjohnston5374 5 ай бұрын
Apparently the US remake of Ghosts is pretty good. The UK Ghosts is awesome.
@v.b9139
@v.b9139 5 ай бұрын
Relax. You Brits are always so angry.
@carn9507
@carn9507 5 ай бұрын
@@v.b9139 they 'sighed'. That's not a response of anger. :P
@shadrachs.martial2215
@shadrachs.martial2215 5 ай бұрын
This meanwhile was ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
@CoxJul
@CoxJul 5 ай бұрын
I think you'll find the German show is a remake of the original UK Ghosts series (BBC) rather than being a remake of the remake by CBS. (A day after Steven Merchant of Office fame too... Tut... Tut!)
@2002Trish
@2002Trish 5 ай бұрын
I think he knew that but wanted to make a lame joke that would not have worked if he said UK show. Joke didn't work anyway though
@ARD
@ARD 5 ай бұрын
BBC Studios is producing the German adaptation for ARD. Can't wait to see how our adaptation of "Ghosts" stacks up against the US version!
@michealwestfall8544
@michealwestfall8544 5 ай бұрын
Finally, those spiders can deal with all the rats and pigeons.
@Starbelt
@Starbelt 5 ай бұрын
That tigers joke was for me. Thank you Stephen.
@michaelwallace4298
@michaelwallace4298 5 ай бұрын
You know Ghosts started in the UK, Yes?
@jamiewilliamson9829
@jamiewilliamson9829 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 5 ай бұрын
Yes I have seen both UK and US versions of Ghosts and liked the UK version better. I am from the US.
@alden1132
@alden1132 5 ай бұрын
@@DharmareneeMOONAH! The UK version is great! I like the US version more, mainly because I love #RoseMcIver with every trembling fiber of my being.
@sema6008
@sema6008 5 ай бұрын
Yep - US here and many of us are aware. Too bad media act like we don’t.
@primalconvoy
@primalconvoy 5 ай бұрын
@@Dharmarenee Then you have no taste.
@Aikidragon_Prime
@Aikidragon_Prime 5 ай бұрын
Pain in the Butt!, how could he miss that?
@buzz5969
@buzz5969 5 ай бұрын
rite
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 ай бұрын
I, for one, welcome our 8 legged Overlords.
@user-wn5cn4ue2j
@user-wn5cn4ue2j 5 ай бұрын
4:15 😂😂😂 that cup drinking felt so wrong to see after reading that line 😂😂😂😂😂
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 5 ай бұрын
As an Australian i have to say if you've got more than 6 hours to get to hospital it isn't a spider it's a bug.
@WilliesGarden
@WilliesGarden 5 ай бұрын
Americans exaggerate because lucky for US we don't have anything like that. Black widow or brown recluse is about it for our dangerous spiders. A world away from what you guys live with everyday. But you also get some wonderful wild parrots and really cool animals like that closest living relative to dinosaurs. 🦤❤️
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 5 ай бұрын
@@WilliesGarden 8f your talking about the cassowary it's not a dinosaur it's hate rapped in feathers with claws. FYI we have the least deaths by native animals of any continent because we check our shoes to put the on, it's what you learn before tying your laces. Cautious or corpse you get to choose.
@thesilverhedgehog
@thesilverhedgehog 5 ай бұрын
You guys scare me.
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 5 ай бұрын
@@thesilverhedgehog you should be scared we eat the animals on our coat of arms. We lost a war against one of them and the other kills about 3 people a decade and a dog every month. Seriously never let your dog get close to a roo near water and if they lean back on their tail your guts are going on the ground if you don't bolt. Also neither can walk backwards so never back them into a. Corner.
@Pete_R63
@Pete_R63 5 ай бұрын
I always say that everything in OZ can kill you! Cheers mate
@amontoya7475
@amontoya7475 5 ай бұрын
I loved this ‘Meanwhile’! 🤣🤣
@michellewalters4484
@michellewalters4484 5 ай бұрын
Refreshing to have a segment with NO mention of Felon 45.
@bellmattwebb
@bellmattwebb 5 ай бұрын
Light butt play. 🤣
@Drnaynay
@Drnaynay 5 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity for a Cincinnati Bengals joke😊
@Rebar77_real
@Rebar77_real 5 ай бұрын
No need to kick their fans while they're down...
@Pierce-lz7kv
@Pierce-lz7kv 5 ай бұрын
The Bengals miss enough for all of us, he was trying to let them hold on to whatever shred of dignity they had left
@wingman416
@wingman416 5 ай бұрын
Draft picks seen all over town!.....Sorry, had to try!
@daytonjoline1294
@daytonjoline1294 5 ай бұрын
Bengals joke opportunity!
@milnez
@milnez 5 ай бұрын
You call that a spider... That's not a spider... Signed Australia
@l.i.terally2907
@l.i.terally2907 5 ай бұрын
Spiders are going to be less of a problem than Tromp supporters. ('Misspelling' intended)
@tomr3422
@tomr3422 5 ай бұрын
Cmon the rats are much smarter and tougher then both
@patriciabagby90
@patriciabagby90 5 ай бұрын
They'll be more spiders than Trump supporters in NY this Fall.
@shadrachs.martial2215
@shadrachs.martial2215 5 ай бұрын
I'd misspell it as "Tramp"
@BryceChillis
@BryceChillis 5 ай бұрын
Leave the spiders alone
@fionalilley5533
@fionalilley5533 5 ай бұрын
Stephen when you hunger down in a filly of smugness news I LOVE IT!
@1Kaileegirl
@1Kaileegirl 5 ай бұрын
Meanwhile here in Australia we looked at a picture of that spider this morning n all thought "what a pretty spider" Most of us leave our spider friends to wander freely around the house and give them pet names 😀
@patriciabagby90
@patriciabagby90 5 ай бұрын
I always thought Australians were a weird lot. 😅
@alwood9148
@alwood9148 5 ай бұрын
yes the kitchen one is george bit worried cause he hasnt been out for days now....australian of course
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 5 ай бұрын
Another reason no to visit Australia! 😮😮😮
@donaquixota
@donaquixota 5 ай бұрын
Yes, I usually homage that British ferry boat naming competition (most popular was Boaty McBoatface, sadly wasn't used) and call my huntsmans Hunty McHuntface 😁. Say it loud, say it proud 😇!
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 5 ай бұрын
@@dianewilliams1125 - not arachnophobes, anyway. Why can't there be a place that's invaded by kittens?? People like kittens.
@kevinhartung8429
@kevinhartung8429 5 ай бұрын
One of the best Meanwhiles in a long time.
@JoeyIndolos
@JoeyIndolos 5 ай бұрын
LOL I was actually going for “pain in the butt!” before the letter “s” was revealed 😄
@ChibiHoshiDragon
@ChibiHoshiDragon 5 ай бұрын
My mind went to kick, not pain
@Stormy1_x_2
@Stormy1_x_2 5 ай бұрын
@@ChibiHoshiDragon ^ Ditto. :)
@raipa111
@raipa111 5 ай бұрын
Nipp in the butt. Though I might be misspelling.
@TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex
@TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex 5 ай бұрын
This is the funniest clip from this show I have seen in a while! Hilarious! 🤣
@acubley
@acubley 5 ай бұрын
SUS. The Cincinnati football team mascot is...Bengal Tigers...
@sirtainlee8725
@sirtainlee8725 5 ай бұрын
It wouldn't have been as funny if the contestant on the right hadn't loudly exclaimed, "whaaa!"
@DoctorVadarWho
@DoctorVadarWho 5 ай бұрын
For once a spider is not mentioned in Australia
@Max-zg2ci
@Max-zg2ci 5 ай бұрын
Kudos to the writers for calling all the way back for a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon joke-if anyone hasn’t seen it, please treat yourself to a fantastically made film
@zenmastermtl
@zenmastermtl 5 ай бұрын
I saw Joro spiders (Jorogumo) is Japan. While large, they are a harmless species to humans and don't tend to enter the home. They are also quite good and keeping mosquitos away. Now Ashidaka-gumo, huntsman spiders, are the size of your hand and faster than seems real.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 5 ай бұрын
Interesting. Thank you. Now we need to immediately empty our minds of that information to return to a state of Zen.
@ArkaidDeims
@ArkaidDeims 5 ай бұрын
Joro Spiders are from Japan and they're actually quite tame and pretty. The only bummer is their webs are huge and, while mostly they build them out of the way, sometimes they can make them across a path or a doorway and can be a little bit of a nuisance to remove.
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 5 ай бұрын
Yes, when I'm in the woods, I carry a stick, which comes in handy to remove the webs of what we call 'face spiders'. They're not a problem when they stay low.
@ebethlouise2201
@ebethlouise2201 5 ай бұрын
Everyday
@redbarchetta8782
@redbarchetta8782 5 ай бұрын
Well, it was good that he didn't get the 'FOUR' letters mixed up with something that was ever worse that 'Right'. 🤣😂😅
@Iseldiraidd07
@Iseldiraidd07 5 ай бұрын
'Ghosts' in Germany is based on it's BBC original series, not on the CBS adaptation.
@markstevenson6635
@markstevenson6635 5 ай бұрын
Any 1930s-40s ghosts in the cast?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 ай бұрын
Watch the US version where they have a Native American ghost who catches people out on hypocrisy...
@mwatson7474
@mwatson7474 5 ай бұрын
Always love this segment! Thanks for all the laughs.
@brinaldi81
@brinaldi81 5 ай бұрын
This meanwhile was....chefs kiss
@mariaaguadoball3407
@mariaaguadoball3407 5 ай бұрын
? The original version of Ghosts was on the BBC, and was created by the cast of Horrible Histories and Yonderland.
@Baconlord144
@Baconlord144 5 ай бұрын
THEY’RE CROUCHING 😂😂😂
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 5 ай бұрын
Good morning stephen colbert fans
@bobwoods1302
@bobwoods1302 5 ай бұрын
Harmless spider. As long as they don't end up in my house we're good.
@johnadair4693
@johnadair4693 5 ай бұрын
Ghosts is an original British show
@ciaheadmechanic0809
@ciaheadmechanic0809 5 ай бұрын
Good thing he has Sting, the Spider's Bane!
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 5 ай бұрын
That poor guy on the show. He's never going to live it down!
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 5 ай бұрын
He was interviewed on _Jimmy Kimmel Live_ the other day, he's been quite a good sport about it all ... he definitely sees the humorous part of it!
@daeskander1
@daeskander1 5 ай бұрын
I watched 3 times. This one was perfection.
@brianhunt8273
@brianhunt8273 5 ай бұрын
What I want to know is, was the crouching tiger hidden dragon an adlib. It felt like it was.
@rca-in-glasgow6781
@rca-in-glasgow6781 5 ай бұрын
That poor jeopardy contestant sure is gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes! 😝
@kiwibob8967
@kiwibob8967 5 ай бұрын
Joe Port and Joe Wiseman must be thrilled with the sucess of their British TV show "Ghosts". To have it first adapted for US TV and now by German TV is quite an accomplishment.
@kenzieduckmoo
@kenzieduckmoo 5 ай бұрын
Ya know, if one show is named "Ghosts" and the other is named "Ghosts UK", it takes a rather clever person to think "Ghosts UK" came first. Thats almost as bad as thinking The Office US came first.
@prototypedenNIS
@prototypedenNIS 5 ай бұрын
For anyone that wants to dig for an amazing Colbert bit, he did one on the Report about a Pringles recall. It's the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen from him. Best of luck finding it.
@RHCole
@RHCole 5 ай бұрын
SPAWNS OF UNGOLIANT!!!
@clex2005
@clex2005 5 ай бұрын
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
@kyrie363
@kyrie363 5 ай бұрын
We've had these spiders for a few years here, theyre harmless but they build massive webs everywhere...even across paths and doorways...knock them down or poison them and they just come back lol good luck adjusting ya'll!
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 5 ай бұрын
Where do you live so I don't move there?😮😮😮
@kyrie363
@kyrie363 5 ай бұрын
@@dianewilliams1125 Georgia. I counted over 100 in my yard alone last year, with about half bigger than my hand lol they've really put a damper on the local biking and river tubing!
@eric2500
@eric2500 5 ай бұрын
And so how many mosquitos, stink bugs, and lantern flies do you still have?
@kyrie363
@kyrie363 5 ай бұрын
@@eric2500 lol not as many as before that's for sure!
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 5 ай бұрын
@@kyrie363 Well I wasn't planning on living in Georgia anyway! 😊😊😊
@tytn9978
@tytn9978 5 ай бұрын
I applaud the way you used the game show "line" over and over again! It just keeps on being humorous!
@tskmaster3837
@tskmaster3837 5 ай бұрын
About that Wheel phrase: 1 It's four letters so it'd be "Left in the butt". 2 It should be a common phrase so unless you.... no, a proctologist would use "right in the butt" and "left in the butt" equally.
@joshbotofborg2577
@joshbotofborg2577 5 ай бұрын
Sean Connery approves of that Jeopardy category.
@JahsRulz
@JahsRulz 5 ай бұрын
Ghosts was originally a BBC production.
@primalconvoy
@primalconvoy 5 ай бұрын
And the US version was awful.
@ARD
@ARD 5 ай бұрын
Did you know BBC Studios is also producing the German adaptation for ARD?
@ReiverBlue1971
@ReiverBlue1971 5 ай бұрын
01:25 I have four "rats" that are over 18 inches (including tail) and weigh roughly 1.5kg each (Gambian pouched rats). They're more than capable of chewing through about 5cm of concrete in 60 minutes but are some of the cuddliest, intelligent and loving creatures you're ever likely to come across ;)
@richardsweeney197
@richardsweeney197 5 ай бұрын
Maybe the tiger was stalking behind the hidden dragon, the police should look there...
@valramos2003
@valramos2003 5 ай бұрын
Call back jokes are the best!
@tonylyons2150
@tonylyons2150 5 ай бұрын
Ghost is a British sitcom
@barneytrubble
@barneytrubble 5 ай бұрын
Americans: The CBS TV show Ghosts is going to Germany. Rest of the world: So, the BBC TV show Ghosts, being remade by the BBC in Germany, was also remade in the USA. Good to know.
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 5 ай бұрын
2:52 Ghosts is a BBC property. The CBS/Paramount version is a copy.
@nostalgiahappy4429
@nostalgiahappy4429 5 ай бұрын
I love how the wheel of fortune clip makes Stephen so giddy 😂
@Kwk16534
@Kwk16534 5 ай бұрын
Tigers in trees say nothing to see here folks😂😂
@PocketBrain
@PocketBrain 5 ай бұрын
Maybe the spiders will take care of the pigeons problem.
@tjthehobopainter9173
@tjthehobopainter9173 5 ай бұрын
CBS 'Ghosts' was already a remake of the UK 'Ghosts'.
@Trueflights
@Trueflights 5 ай бұрын
Ghosts is actually a UK show that the US copied and made their own version of, so the German version is actually #3
@herlandercarvalho
@herlandercarvalho 5 ай бұрын
This was one of the funniest "Meanwhiles" I ever saw. Also, just a reminder that, if you're putting contraceptive gel in the butt, you're doing it wrong...
@anniehuckerby9281
@anniehuckerby9281 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 That's Funny and I agree this is the best Meanwhile 👌
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 5 ай бұрын
Depends on whether or not you want a brood of little assholes.
@PdxNative83
@PdxNative83 5 ай бұрын
The CBS Ghosts was a remake of the UK Ghosts. 💝
@critterkarma
@critterkarma 5 ай бұрын
Ah, excuse me Paramount +, “Ghosts” was originally a British sitcom. So, the German remake is the second knockoff….. Meanwhile….
@jamiewilliamson9829
@jamiewilliamson9829 5 ай бұрын
You mean second knockoff
@critterkarma
@critterkarma 5 ай бұрын
@@jamiewilliamson9829 right you are. Thanks for the correction
@undefined40
@undefined40 5 ай бұрын
I remember imaged of one of those good old b&w horror films about a giant spider attacking a city. Found it: 1955's "Tarantula"
@AdeboFunkyVoodoo
@AdeboFunkyVoodoo 5 ай бұрын
To be pedant, Ghosts is a BBC show adapted for the US and produced by CBS. So, the German show is not an adaptation of a CBS show. It's just another adaptation of the original British show, this time in Germany. Just as the German "The Office" (Stromberg) is not an adaptation of the US show "The Office". They are both adaptations of the original BBC show "The Office". Sorry, I've been talking to MAGAs and it has me furious and in a mood where I'm compelled to firefight misinformation with facts.
@Lynn.Panadero4242
@Lynn.Panadero4242 5 ай бұрын
Cincinnati is swarming with Bengals.
@NailahRoberts
@NailahRoberts 5 ай бұрын
Ghosts is a British show that cbs has made an American version, much like the office.
@myssie-theanimedevourer5835
@myssie-theanimedevourer5835 5 ай бұрын
I wish I had some artist rendering of his descriptions at the beginning of these segments. 😂😂😂
@daraiusoliaji5446
@daraiusoliaji5446 5 ай бұрын
Ghosts is not CBS but British first
@Nenvolk
@Nenvolk 5 ай бұрын
America, prepare for Tiger/Spider Summer!
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