Scenario: Medic is forced to leave the team Scout: loses 1 hp Scout: *NEED A DISPENSER HERE*
@kryptoid25684 ай бұрын
Pootis penser here
@Toxin___InterHalfer6 жыл бұрын
For the first time in 10 years, I see a TF2 Engineer who uses the wrench as he should actually do
@guestlikesmemes5 жыл бұрын
69 likes, such a great number, i want to like the comment but i also dont want to ruin the 69 and turn it into a 70
@lpscottoncandylollipopswee20885 жыл бұрын
@@guestlikesmemes mann of wise words!
@errornoname235 жыл бұрын
YES SeS Mann of wise spellings.
@chasatiscott26784 жыл бұрын
Ha I ruined your 333
@LeftyPencil4 жыл бұрын
1:54
@bababooey93904 жыл бұрын
Medic: wears rubber gloves Also medic: gets electrocuted by holding metal
@mattrug7302 жыл бұрын
3:20 Medic: IM GONNA SAW TROUGH MY SAW Me: NO! **critical hit** Me: AAHAHA
@11O2O2O Жыл бұрын
What if it isn't tho?
@ckinde23 Жыл бұрын
He got electrocuted on his eye
@shadow_blader192 Жыл бұрын
@@ckinde23he didn't touched with it
@Qwer-teaBinch11 ай бұрын
He needs to get a refund on those gloves
@kylefinn53014 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, technically making him more of a doctor than Medic, who lost his medical license.
@theshermantanker70433 жыл бұрын
It's funny how the brutish Heavy is actually the biggest gentleman out of all of them in official lore
@JokeriPokeri173 жыл бұрын
In a academic degree, but not in medical point.
@sumadhsingh64173 жыл бұрын
That's why he heal himself with a sandwich.
@Grfieldlasang3 жыл бұрын
But he dont know how to make a heart attack
@proff-biter3 жыл бұрын
Умер вiд крiнжi
@milez5704 жыл бұрын
"2020 cant get worse" 2020: you must send a picture of your medical license to valve in order to unlock medic
@givethatrabbitabanana43214 жыл бұрын
That would be the same as needing to be sober to play as Demoman.
@Kumo59804 жыл бұрын
@@givethatrabbitabanana4321 or be fit or loudmouth as scout
@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm63643 жыл бұрын
Actually a license for everybody: - Exploration permission and running profession for Scout - Medical license for Medic - Sniper profession for Sniper - Permission of using heavy caliber weapons for Heavy - Pyrotechnic license for Pyro - Demolition/Explosive devices training and license for Demoman - Espionage license and Espionage technology experience for Spy - Mechanic building/Electro technical/Electrician/Mechanic/Industrial devices license for engineer - Military training for Soldier
@mrdeadflower3 жыл бұрын
@@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 are you stupid?? Just be fat and slow so you can play heavy
@commissarvigil48063 жыл бұрын
@@mrdeadflower im already both
@redlusterYT5 жыл бұрын
The part that kills me the most is 15:13, when the heavy goes from crying to screaming in anger. I have no idea why but the sudden swing in emotions always gets me cracking up. XD
@ameliagarner63663 жыл бұрын
Heavy cries is so funny
@chocolatelover193 жыл бұрын
It was because of scout
@SpammichDaSigma2 жыл бұрын
15:14 and when engineers mouth goes :0 it always gets me cracking up
@melonmovies400010 ай бұрын
@@SpammichDaSigmasame
@Dr_Martex6 жыл бұрын
Who needs a License when You've literally got a gun that heals people?
@IMPROVINGFORGTAVI5 жыл бұрын
Dr.Martex it’s license to legally use the gun
@thegarfield98795 жыл бұрын
The Medigun
@tribot_leader5 жыл бұрын
toilet choking on notebooks who needs to legally use it when you can kill the people who object you using it with it
@syawndarren42845 жыл бұрын
AussieEmu05 I’m pretty sure it destroys and shrapnel or anything blocking it from healing the wounds
@thegreatdonutpandas89225 жыл бұрын
That's a good point... however in order to be classified as a professional medic you have to have a license medigun or not you need one... science
@TKsh16 жыл бұрын
"Your patient has had a heart attack, what do you have to do to save him?" Of course, hit him with a pan. Who need defibrilators anyway?
@DiggerDeeper016 жыл бұрын
Takeshi So says Dr. not TROLLSCOUT.
@uh36226 жыл бұрын
defibrilators are overrated anyways
@enderlaptopminecrafter3906 жыл бұрын
how to heal all 10 ppl,hit one who has the worst heart attack with a *SONIC PAN*
@sotpti32295 жыл бұрын
@Arom Hairy Komondor MEEEEEEMDICK
@darrentaylor16445 жыл бұрын
Using a frying pan will not work during a heart attack.
@Kingmeeep3 жыл бұрын
I love how medic finally gets motivated when engy says cream gravy
@MedicSimpHardcore-is1uq9 ай бұрын
I would too would get motivated if someone said that to me 😍
@othatsparks88184 жыл бұрын
The medic bot: strongest in this animation. The medic bot in reality: the weakest robot in MVM
@theshermantanker70433 жыл бұрын
That's actually what I like about the MvM robots their strength is actually realistic and they can't just flip cars because fuck you I'm a robot
@yeahwhoiwannaknowye Жыл бұрын
@@theshermantanker7043 wait your a robot?
@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355 Жыл бұрын
@@yeahwhoiwannaknowye yes i am robot
@yeahwhoiwannaknowye Жыл бұрын
@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355 no way!
@DaniZeAlmighty Жыл бұрын
@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355i must sap you
@GozuTenno9626 жыл бұрын
" I am going to saw through my saw" best line ever
@ryancoopersnissan240sx86 жыл бұрын
i tough he said "IM GOING TO SAW TROUGH MY SOCKS"
@GozuTenno9626 жыл бұрын
now that you mention it I don't know anymore XD
@SansLikesKetchup6 жыл бұрын
Imagine his saw curving to saw his own saw
@GozuTenno9626 жыл бұрын
@@SansLikesKetchup now that would be absolutely sawful
@depressedkermit37526 жыл бұрын
Robo-Teh- Kid OKTOBERLOL
@od43616 жыл бұрын
"Your name please" "Medic" "Very original" I'm dying XD
@สิริกรสุขสมจิตร6 жыл бұрын
oh hahha like
@reichsmapping84016 жыл бұрын
his name is me-dik
@taureon_6 жыл бұрын
@@reichsmapping8401 you fucking don't-
@arnaakimzhanova61255 жыл бұрын
@@reichsmapping8401 his name is me-dick
@lopertyl65345 жыл бұрын
ReichS Mapping meh-dick
@brianwhitford60866 жыл бұрын
The answer to Question 3 is Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. An auto immune disease that has the white blood cells attack the platelets and therefore making it harder for the body to clot injuries. Just in case anyone was wondering.
@originalname98796 жыл бұрын
Brian Whitford I was wondering
@kingpekka1155 жыл бұрын
Any proper medicine for this type of problem?
@demonx37795 жыл бұрын
I may be dumb or not understanding it right but. . . It basically makes white blood cells into idiots that teamkill platelets?
@M4x_P0w3r5 жыл бұрын
@@demonx3779 That's about it. An auto immune disease makes your body react with allergy to things it shouldn't. Without the platelets blood cannot coagulate, so it makes healing wounds harder.
@demonx37795 жыл бұрын
@@M4x_P0w3r, Is it one of those diseases that you have to live with once you get it?(etc. Uncurable)
@RRUUNBEENN4 жыл бұрын
A Blu Medic killing a Blu Spy “Wait that is ilegal”
@PhoeniXDD_4 жыл бұрын
Ruben Solis blu robo-medic banned from official valve servers reason:teamkilling and being a mvm robot on a official servers
@thatcooldudeisawesome8764 жыл бұрын
Lern Howl Two Spel!
@X-SPONGED4 жыл бұрын
Watch meet the Blu Medic You'll understand
@許先生-n1p4 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t blu medic He’s Dr. teeem
@dedmos_drip4 жыл бұрын
mp_friendlyfire 1
@icommitedthefunny2 жыл бұрын
5:11 "I'm going to saw though my saw!" that got me 💀
@Kayan3963 Жыл бұрын
11:59 naz/old German medic
@mtfunit34995 жыл бұрын
4:10 Do it, man. You are credit to team. *CREAM GRAVY*
@simplyjoey254 жыл бұрын
Hello
@simplyjoey254 жыл бұрын
We got 200 LV
@Jamy64 жыл бұрын
MTF Unit LOL
@onevia_rc4 жыл бұрын
Wait is SCP-1730 Elucid or keter, I forgot.
@TerribleTommyFAN4 жыл бұрын
Red Orginal Medic: hahaha... YES! PERFECT!
@ssbmbrim40716 жыл бұрын
Hey Ms Pauling still has the Arrow when Sniper shot her through the Phone nice little callback to that video
@americantemplar65536 жыл бұрын
yeah when he got that pistol
@BedanTV6 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows by any chance how is the medic on 12:25 called "as a character".
@Lxncee06 жыл бұрын
I know that and when he got a pistol
@Dmanrique66 жыл бұрын
Which that’s last time
@EvanJefferson16 жыл бұрын
No pun intended
@KaksoispisteDDD5 жыл бұрын
6:12 that walk was somehow making me happy
@Gen_ShadowCompany_2034 жыл бұрын
Master Chief: What is your name? Dumb medic: *OKTOBERLOL!*
@springyard20xx424 жыл бұрын
Also Dumb Medic: *PASSES* *TEST*
@thatcooldudeisawesome8764 жыл бұрын
@@springyard20xx42 Seems like Smart: Medic to me
@bobbicamarata7934 жыл бұрын
Uh. Cheif or chef? I'm not tryna be sarcastic I actually don't know.
@Gen_ShadowCompany_2034 жыл бұрын
@@bobbicamarata793 No, Chief
@ramamaulana89224 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@commandercody12104 жыл бұрын
4:58 IF that spy passes the exam he is going to be able to sneak even better cause he can use medical stuff!
@Qwer-teaBinch11 ай бұрын
he can cloak and heal his team!
@liizzychan75214 ай бұрын
such a terrifying thought
@Courroux296 жыл бұрын
This video was REALLY enjoyable ! :) Your idea was simple, well developped and excecuted, the story was coherent and easy to follow, the animation has a good charm while remaining classical, the humor and jokes are well choosen, the attention to detail is neat, the camera work and character poses are well made... I could go on forever ! There's too many good things to say :D I can see all the effort that went behind and I want to congratulate you for all yout hard work, I will subscribe to you to be sure to not miss your next project :) Keep it up !
@DamashiDX6 жыл бұрын
Many Thanks! I'm glad you like it
@redfoxninetail29376 жыл бұрын
Wrath can we have new video plz? PLZ? :3
@Spartan375X6 жыл бұрын
Hey, your Medic is in this video!
@demopiratedrunk6 жыл бұрын
cuz he made this beacuse he is in the video :V
@invalid.character6 жыл бұрын
Hey Wrath, your in 4:47
@sevonikra82275 жыл бұрын
Every time a scout dies, a medic somewhere gets his medical license...
@КрокодилМайнкрафтович4 жыл бұрын
Man its truth... And i can say something like Scout because i like Scout: IT FUKIN HURTS LIKE HELL WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MEDIC Medic: I HEALED ANOTHER MEDIC IM GENIUS (and its fukin every time...) Sorry for my bad english im Russian
@hotasmeat67004 жыл бұрын
The lesson is to kill every single scout I want millions of medical licenses
@sevonikra82274 жыл бұрын
@@hotasmeat6700 Ja!
@julianle18034 жыл бұрын
@@hotasmeat6700 **sees burning scout** KILL IT
@skout-3744 жыл бұрын
I have my name as skout my profile is pyro and i main medic is anything wrong with me?
@HoovyTube6 жыл бұрын
The animation holds back quite a bit, but it is one of the most charming gmod videos I have seen this year. Gladly watched till the end despite some minor nit picks.
@shaewoodard60586 жыл бұрын
Hoovy Tube I thought this was an SFM
@tobybramley53576 жыл бұрын
Stop acting like you know everything because you did one good sfm
@HoovyTube6 жыл бұрын
Toby, even if I was making the worst videos on youtube I have the right to express my own opinion. That's why movie criticism even exists.
@tobybramley53576 жыл бұрын
@@HoovyTube I shouldn't have said that. Your right, even scumbags like me are allowed to express their feelings on KZbin. Also, I want to be an sfm animator, so good on you for learning how to.
@edwincruzat58476 жыл бұрын
Oh hi Hoovi Tube
@Scarletdex8299 Жыл бұрын
12:45 every time I hear this line in-game, my brain just registers it as medic yelling "Play-Doh!!" with no context whatsoever
@tshiamolungile9290 Жыл бұрын
Correction,he said horrido
@JoshLefelhocz5 ай бұрын
@@tshiamolungile9290 Yeah, but Scarlet hears it differently for no real reason. Just another of the brain's weird quirks.
@bcobabe2 жыл бұрын
3:15 That cry was golden
@EmanuelvaldezHernández952 жыл бұрын
Evil laugh
@sofiaplasencia7835 Жыл бұрын
I can't 😆😂🤣
@BruneindoShorts Жыл бұрын
Id That Reskin Sniper's Bushwacka?
@Spearofinamorata11 ай бұрын
@@BruneindoShortswhat are you talking about
@BruneindoShorts11 ай бұрын
@@SpearofinamorataFrom "Crap Matchmaking" You'll See Reskin Sniper In The Last Scene Hitting The Administrator With The Bushwacka
@nerdneh1325 жыл бұрын
For the heck of it, i actually took question 3 to my sister who has a master's degree as a Physician Assistant... and this was her answer. It's a woman with a Coagulopathy, further testing required for a specific diagnosis. Key's to the diagnosis were the epistaxis, petechiae, heavy menstrual cycle, prolonged bleeding time and normal PT/aPTT without splenomegaly.
@speeveeolforcesmrpokeb2054 жыл бұрын
Cool
@chonkyboigiorvanno10814 жыл бұрын
Wat da duck?!
@bazingaclassicpranks30724 жыл бұрын
Chonkyboi Giorvanno wow 8 months ago that comment
@connorbredall31124 жыл бұрын
For Question 3, according to Google, the answer is Thrombocytopenia.
@Zarryon124 жыл бұрын
@@connorbredall3112 seriously who trusts google when they can't even do a translation right? Let alone give a proper diagnosis???
@Vikingr4Jesus59195 жыл бұрын
4:23 How you wish you'd go to exams 4:27 Reality.
@TerribleTommyFAN4 жыл бұрын
Omg thats so true
@sarahvanrooyen72802 жыл бұрын
Yep, lol
@CrusaderTheFirst6 жыл бұрын
12:25 Fully upgraded syringe gun in MVM in a nutshell.
Teacher:"leaves the classroom" Class 0.001 second later: 13:19
@nopester12446 жыл бұрын
3:23 looks like medic has gotten a *UNUSUAL* case of the blues
@firedepartmentflams49916 жыл бұрын
a stormy storm one
@ZR30095 жыл бұрын
*God dammit*
@farmervillager13765 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean *BLUS* ?
@masonlowman35283 ай бұрын
@@farmervillager1376 Nice 😂
@pikariocraftf28026 жыл бұрын
A medical licence would be a nice badge cosmetic, perhaps someone could hold a medic contest, and people who pass get a medical licence badge...
@liroiroque33255 жыл бұрын
And sure enough, people would be scrambling to get the licence and would wait for hours just to join I had been playing Medic for quite some time now, if this was added to a further update then I would hold off on playing Medic until the licence is given to those who pass 1st Edit: The test would surely ask about your ability to play as Medic in certain situations But, a lot of players would surely try to cheat by means of bribing others or the admin
"Can I see your- "SHUT UP" That had me dying XD😂😂😂😂😂
@Tanekoshima5 жыл бұрын
I love the irony in that the medic who caused all of this is the only one to pass. Great work, Damashi!
@Victor-056 Жыл бұрын
Not only that, but the Test would have been useless anyway, as the third question was something that would not happen in TF Industries' work enviroment. The whole reason it started was because the NoobMedic rammed his Vitasaw into Helen's head... And didn't remove the Saw. A Question about "How to remove blade from someone's head" should have been the third question... But because announcer wanted to be pretentious, she ended up stuck with NoobMedic because nobody was able to answer the third question.
@Arutax6 жыл бұрын
I'm no Doctor, but I can tell you the First and Second Answers: Question 1A: Purge the Poison and Treat the Wound. Question 2A: Perform CPR or use a Defibrillator. Question 3A: I AM NO DOKTOR!
@wovercomet94126 жыл бұрын
You have pass!
@tangerinepaint36436 жыл бұрын
Actually for question 2, it’s use the Defibrillator, then pan the one with a heart attack
@tangerinepaint36436 жыл бұрын
Question 3 answer, diagnosis, *LIGMA*
@Ribbons0121R1216 жыл бұрын
yeah i have no idea what the fuck that said so im gonna draw a face like the blu medic did :3
@ssbmbrim40716 жыл бұрын
Aw Man i thought it was Leukemia or Bone Marrow Cancer
@saltysalt76276 жыл бұрын
16 minutes long video? It's like Christmas morning...
@sideflip20416 жыл бұрын
It's a Christmas bloody miracle!!! -Sniper
@Purplecat-19266 жыл бұрын
Actually it would be Smissmas for this universe.
@somefries31015 жыл бұрын
-Christian brutal sniper
@dummkopfstudiopresents90493 жыл бұрын
I love that you've managed to give each medic his own personality. That's really great.
@bumpkin_sp1ce9324 жыл бұрын
6:23 when you come in class late
@enderael78786 жыл бұрын
3 Things: 1) Every team needs a Medic. 2) Ms. Pauling still has that arrow in her head from that video back then?! 3) Chief is best character with best "human" voice. :-D
@antoniobrice6 жыл бұрын
15:19 That's me when I go for a Heath kit and a scout runs and takes it.
@TheShab84225 жыл бұрын
More like 11:30
@MutantDestroyer6 жыл бұрын
quality is exactly what would I expect with gmod but the humor was still there, love it
@Sanikaization3 жыл бұрын
С самого первого дня выхода этого видео я пересматриваю его перед каждым зачетом и экзаменом. Смешно каждый раз как и в первый раз))) Молодец автор!
@franzwolf80824 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: if you can't solve the questions of the test, draw a cute face on the paper!
@fayeandfrasier5 жыл бұрын
4:27 Me entering class: Teacher: We have a quiz today
@Spearofinamorata11 ай бұрын
I feel your pain
@CodenameMood6 жыл бұрын
Damashi has been practicing medicine this whole time He was so high he uploaded a 16 minute video !
@Chuck_Normies6 жыл бұрын
He cures depressions
@CodenameMood6 жыл бұрын
Fresh bodies, more power !
@CodenameMood6 жыл бұрын
*Hissing and growling* -Rek'Sai
@ЕрдаулетБоранкали5 жыл бұрын
Приве как дила
@cringereader89435 жыл бұрын
2:38 how medic actually lost his medical license.
@EmanuelvaldezHernández952 жыл бұрын
how the game
@InfiltratorrX3 жыл бұрын
8:59 I love how the blue medic say "shut up" it so cute xd
@blackoutlol28574 жыл бұрын
7:40 I read that entire thing and the accuracy is spot on really good detail even if you just copy pasted it.
@miguelgonzalez-fr4et6 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, written exams are horrifying!
@Unit-34755 жыл бұрын
You just not write Russian exams ...
@eloriamedic6 жыл бұрын
There is Always that one disguised spy in scenes like 4:55.
@AkioSann6 жыл бұрын
EloriaMedic Blue Medic Doest Care On dat Spy
@sideflip20416 жыл бұрын
Disguised Spy at its finest.
@JaysonWongYuanShen3 ай бұрын
@@AkioSann That BLU Medic Is Dr. Teeem, You Can Found Him In The FreakShow Wiki.
Jesus Christ he's literally all med students in any test I'm crying
@lonefoxxo98485 жыл бұрын
8:08 literally me in school during an exam
@johnfitnesspacertestakamat98244 жыл бұрын
No wonder you got a F
@rainieralbertb.madarang24044 жыл бұрын
A
@rainieralbertb.madarang24044 жыл бұрын
Congrats u got an A
@majka20794 жыл бұрын
@@six8493 fuck off you didnt made this comment
@majka20794 жыл бұрын
@@six8493 you didnt make lone
@maifahy84045 жыл бұрын
Uber: Takes 8 seconds until over Medic: Ubers heavy Heavy: *takes a lot longer than 8 seconds to kill enemy team*
@crazydiamond32814 жыл бұрын
MVM effect XD
@mortimer2696 Жыл бұрын
Heavy: *punches everyone with bare fists* Sound: *kgb and gru punching sound*
@SillySpritez4 жыл бұрын
ME Watching at 8:05 minutes The blu team medic:"draws :3 face" Still blu team medic: (:3) Me: "laugh dying XD"
@BloodDaggerBand Жыл бұрын
1:47 thank you for providing the video soldiers watching in the information tab :)
@pixelanime71726 жыл бұрын
3:11 Administrator: Do not fail! F2P Medic: Ya *grabs Vita-Saw* Edit: Whoa, 46 likes! Thanks guys!
@woodboys666woodu66 жыл бұрын
No (hurt) ahaha
@aratzheltv6 жыл бұрын
Administrator: Do not Fail! Medic: Ja Administrator: Oh Shit!
@coreyandersonahmed43906 жыл бұрын
Administrator: do not fail! F2P Medic: ya grabs Vita-Saw Administrator :No! Administrator:AHHHAAHHAHHH
@a8869015 жыл бұрын
217 like
@mkmobileplayer7355 жыл бұрын
Not f2p medic, noob medic. You pay 2 win lover
@Observer6756 жыл бұрын
hmm, question 3. BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) is low, Platelets low, aPT (I'll assume its meant to be Activated Partial Thromboplastin Time (APTT)) low, bleed time high, all else in normal range. At this stage I'd guess most likely cirrhosis. Unlikely to be hepatitis (unless its alcohol related hepatitis) as the white blood count hasn't flared. To determine further, document her history of alcohol (if any) and a liver function test. What do you think the answer is? Please note I'm not a doctor, just a student nurse
@ajayusspiritus69556 жыл бұрын
Intoxication? I don't know why
@docrofgaming69995 жыл бұрын
I know the answer :3
@Brown95P5 жыл бұрын
@Observer675 Funny, that; after looking at what epistaxis actually was, while also keeping the whole "considerable bleeding from everywhere that easily bleeds" thing in mind, I just figured it was something related to a low platelet count (without actually knowing the normal amount, mind you), like a bone marrow problem of some kind.
@时光-e7s5 жыл бұрын
It would be cancer
@时光-e7s5 жыл бұрын
Or some part of ur body failed u
@invadersel30255 жыл бұрын
11:16 Me: that sounds familiar... New weapons soldier: Can we have new weapons please? Please? QwQ Me: OoO
@sonicman99554 жыл бұрын
Ok.. (gives new weapons soldier the infinity gauntlet) also i agree with you
@Rorfwagen99164 жыл бұрын
What a minute, there is a spy and a robot in a test? Seems fair enough.
@kenph31894 жыл бұрын
13:59 what happens when your challenging Other Medics to a Melee fight and being a Medic yourself while hacking then your hack turns off accidentally.
@randompersonontheinternet27396 жыл бұрын
8:24 never snort on Dr. Teem’s exam
@lemonboy694206 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha
@tecwilthon13505 жыл бұрын
I do believe i'am still alive after that murder
@georgetaneacsu4174 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@fk456-cr4z16 жыл бұрын
7:39 I thought it would have words like "why are you even reading this"
@cwast97365 жыл бұрын
Same
@ANGER20775 жыл бұрын
theres gonna be the day this game shortly dies and thats gonna be sad just thinking of how much work and effort the community and valve went through and that makes me sad
@zyroen5 жыл бұрын
Sadly TF2 is on hold But someday gladly Valve will take notice of the game and get a new update So our hopes for now is be the medic of the situation keeping it alive
@ArkhalisTheOne4 жыл бұрын
man tf2 is timeless
@bushwoom4 жыл бұрын
Hi, i'm new
@TheConfusedOne1014 жыл бұрын
If there's more people learning to use sfm there's going to be more people know about tf2,so that day is far to come