Medieval 2 Total War - The Polish Experience

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Czerwone Jagody: • Polish Folk Song - Cze...
Super Mario Odyssey - Jump Up, Super Star! Qumu Remix: • Super Mario Odyssey - ...
Lipka Zielona: • Polish Folk Song - Lip...
"Ciężkie czasy legionera" - Polish Legionary Song: • "Ciężkie czasy legione...
Medieval 2 Total War, the Polish Experience

[@jonaszklimala]

Lewandowski kicking a canonball is like a cherry on the top

[@Jazzowy51]

*strawberry

[@TheBobes]

The DOOM intro is a masterpiece. I can already hear the Polish celebrating over the border.

[@redskull8354]

Ehhh. Which one m8?

[@grzegorzwielgus6092]

Nope. Still depressed but intro is epic.

[@kamilosowski3889]

You are terribly mistaken. It's not celebration you are hearing. It a sound of Poles fighting each other on a day to day basis ;)

[@AcidHeat]

It's been a little over a week and we're starting to run out of beer... Igor got the boys in his maluch and they set off in search of alcohol... we haven't heard from them in 3 days we're starting to worry we might get sober before he returns. Even worse we are out of bigos and ogórki kiszone that means vodka is out of the equation it would be barbaric to drink it without zagrycha. Its tough send help

[@ponczos_2293]

We DO brother! We indeed do

[@piotrekg7145]

As a polish guy I got to say it's a masterpiece

[@hery50]

oj tak byczku

[@Since2010The1]

Same haha

[@mattybhoy6522]

As an Afrikaaner I stand with Poland for anything. I think our belief system is very similar and we would get on well

[@Pertinax69]

I thought I'd try making this one longer with more battle scenes, lmk what you think

[@davidshepherd1634]

I liked it. The longer the better lol. Keep 'em coming!

[@MD-yd8lh]

Dobrze

[@milogaming1992]

hussars memes plz :D

[@codyi5232]

Excellent!

[@Since-zx9js]

The longer the better brother At least thats what she said.

[@marcosoddu3115]

Immediately added to my three favorite videos ❤️: 1. Sassanid experience 2. Polish exp. 3. Seleucid exp.

[@Stormvermin-bx1lh]

My favorite is the Eastern Roman Empire experience from Yrridian.

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@Stormvermin-bx1lh "I like money"

[@Ahrone1586]

@@indrickboreale7381 what

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@Ahrone1586 Eastern Roman Empire generates a lot of money

[@nokesysthoughts4293]

Chad Polish Woodsman for the win

[@CommanderBohn]

Damn right he is.

[@AlroMarcil]

@@CommanderBohn Chadmeryka

[@The_Custos]

Croat axemen with an armour upgrade are strong, useful, and dirt cheap.

[@Rohv]

I can't believe this game is 15 years old. Still looks great with some fanmade graphical tweaks.

[@cryohellinc]

Which graphical mods are you talking about?

[@petersellei9101]

Me, as a Hungarian: We will watch your carrier with great intrests

[@jackdaone6469]

*career

[@stefanmenel633]

Me, as a Pole: We will watch you watching his career with great interest with great interest

[@jumapl9706]

@@miloooo38 two of them is alredy doing it with a milion more well on the way

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@miloooo38 I'm About To Make It 3.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@stefanmenel633 Me As An Italian: We Will Watch You Watching Him Watching His Career With Great Interest With Great Interest With Great Interest

[@Maxilichard]

Great job, but missed opportunity for a Witcher reference. P.S. still waiting for a Sicilian Experience!

[@MrBell-iq3sm]

There are so many Sopranos or Mafia jokes in general you could make with the Sicilian Experience.

[@Karakanow]

And Hurtownia jaboli reference

[@PopeRecords]

5:20, How perfect is that, he saw the town "Hof" and saw the perfect joke, I love this man.

[@Gabagool802]

Most cultured channel on this platform, prove me wrong.

[@maximjanignacik5137]

Aaah yes, The chad polish woodsmen vs virgin german knights. The best combo.

[@Back4Fungame]

*Ich bin triggerung*

[@yamnayaseed356]

It's more like the Polish spearmen, they can take pretty much any unit

[@herschelschueler]

@@yamnayaseed356 we got the wood to do them good. 😂

[@herschelschueler]

@@Back4Fungame chad polish woodsmen don't get triggered. *insert gigachad picture here followed by sigma male grindset music*

[@Back4Fungame]

@@Winter_Maus respect teutonic authority

[@Zach-mw5so]

As someone who’s part Hungarian I’m inclined to watch literally anything that has to do with Poland. :) 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 ❤️

[@jakasnazwa6599]

And God bless you for that my Hungarian brother

[@redskull8354]

@@jakasnazwa6599 Nieźle xd

[@tymekka3031]

Polak węgier dwa bratanki! Love for our hungarian friends!

[@tymekka3031]

@Krzysztof Cieszyński Ja też nie, ale Węgrzy to nasi historyczni przyjaciele

[@Kijanek_]

Oj tak Byczq +1

[@Zimi1124]

Everything in this video is on point , memes , music ,cinematography you truly outdone yourself i couldn't stop smiling while watching.

[@s.v.848]

Truly a man of culture when you have Plebs and The Sopranos in the same video. Respect. Not to even mention the awesome Polish songs.

[@Shm00ly]

Plebs, Sopranos, Star Wars, strong man, it goes on. Culturally aligned.

[@michaelbastone7715]

Bolesław, get the kielbasas.

[@ryanrusch3976]

The doom intro was something out of my Polish Grandmothers dreams

[@chuckn4851]

Same my dude, same.

[@R3GARnator]

If you put woodsmen on castle walls, they will actually shred fully armored knights climbing up them.

[@Majster4K]

Stonks

[@TrepeFan]

That was ...... beautiful ..... tears in my eyes

[@Nilhulus]

Man, I don't really know how to describe it but the older total war games just have this... charisma to them, you know? God, what I've give for a modern total war game with the soul and character of the old ones.

[@WhiteDeVil3]

That charisma is most likely due to what is often referred to as... polish.

[@MKECBS1]

4:36 I will forever applaud the time you take to add this shit in all your videos

[@marlonjormungand7845]

What the actual fuck seeing all these insiders understanding almost all of them and finding the humor hillarious makes me think i have spent the last 10 years with you and you are one of my best friends

[@Back4Fungame]

he a man of culture

[@annoyance.2583]

Just one question: WHY DIDNT YOU RENAME THOSE POLISH CITIES? IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN

[@VSSFantastic]

Holy Grail, Sopranos, Curb, Jackass riot mine bit... you have a lot of culture under your sub-species.

[@sahakmatevosyan1150]

Top Gear!!

[@augustus9708]

Even the bit with James May trying to light a nuke with a lighter

[@SSangsen]

He's oldschool guy, very allegorical.

[@cba-cx1yc]

Polish woodsmen always have the high ground.ALWAYS. POOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAAAA GUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@adamb162]

Górą* ;) Polska język trudny być

[@filipkogut8533]

@@adamb162 wyjdź z memowej ziemianki

[@cba-cx1yc]

@@filipkogut8533 +1

[@user-Nobubaga]

Poland STRONG!!!!!

[@not_fake_ninja4976]

7:47 I was laughing so hard how they were dancing to the Polish Cow song. Best part of the video!

[@Usmodlover]

This is the best one so far by a mile, a true masterpiece

[@SimonMurphy67]

You did a great job with this one, very funny and well timed. The battle scenes were overall excellent and a good addition.

[@TheNewGuy21]

Another great Medieval 2 video. Keep up the good great work on all of your videos fren.

[@grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616]

Just because of Pudzianowski and Kieliszkowski, you have my like sir

[@szabolcskatona5260]

Pertinax Medieval 2 total war Hungary experience ?

[@dima9171]

Na :D

[@metetural9140]

Ahh yes and their historically Hungarian battlefield assassins

[@adamgarman2555]

Star Wars memes on point!

[@Camel9991]

Kudos for the first song teaching conditionals in Polish language.

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

I'm so glad I found your channel. These are amazing.

[@jared7889]

Missed opportunity to have Jan. B in shouting "Legendary Polish Power!"

[@4SeasonsofLearning]

I love that you make my day happyer

[@Iwmar]

The quality of your edits, the creativity, the fact that you manage to be funny without being insulting or regurgitating same old memes. Truly, top notch content across the whole channel.

[@dd-fo8vb]

4:36 god tier reference

[@Dylan-lw1xc]

My favorite KZbinr posts high quality content, the day before I go back to school, day saved.

[@V1lkas]

as a Pole, I approve and give my blessing to this series. I had a great time

[@MollymaukT]

The HRE can't stand before the might of Mateusz Kieliszkowski's Performance Enhancing Donuts

[@SchmiRajProduction]

Masterpiece. Greetings from Poland!

[@povilzem]

I've noticed that I've been feeling substantially more Polish patriotism recently. And I'm not even Polish. Quite the opposite, actually. My nation has a similar relation to the Poles as the Irish have with Brits: we love to hate their guts, they don't even notice we're there most of the time.

[@madtechnocrat9234]

Are you from Ukraine then xd?

[@povilzem]

@@madtechnocrat9234 Lithuania.

[@MrWatchingclosely]

Helo Litewski kolego :)

[@madtechnocrat9234]

@@povilzem well you are more like scotland then...

[@antmix__6594]

Almost everybody in Poland don't know what to think about lithuanians bcs we are not sure what you think about us xD

[@willemvanoranje6518]

Soooo good, loved it. Looking so much foward to see Denmark experience. Like finding out that the danish town of Hässleholm was founded as a train-hub in 1865 (200 years after the region Was lost to sweden and 700 years later than the timeline). Keep up with the good work mate

[@spyronos]

HRE? More like Holy Wrecked Empire

[@metetural9140]

- Napoleon Bonaparte

[@masterexploder9668]

Neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

[@SethNemah]

Ha! Got them!

[@brandonmorrell4340]

As a devoted Medieval 2: Total War lover for life, this had me almost in tears. Thank you for this AAA quality content.

[@balintvasvari7573]

Turned out absolutely hilarious, so happy you made this video!

[@ImperialDiecast]

robert lewandowski kicking the cannonball was too funny

[@kod8933]

I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Also that intro was perfect

[@Dronaddict]

doom music + Chad Polish Woodsman : the best exP total war video

[@chrislaycock9813]

Another stunning masterpiece! Well done @Pertinax !

[@ostaruempire]

Poland is so unappreciated, it's either Russian, French, German, or Spanish. Glory to Poland 🇵🇱 (Even though I'm German...)

[@oreo507]

Ahhh a pertinax upload. Truly a youtuber for cultured gentlemen 😎😎😎

[@SweetArmadillo361]

"Slavic paganism has stopped working" was the only sad moment in this video.

[@tonisuihkonen8890]

Twice so as it should have read "Baltic paganism". Although I don't expect an anglophone (presumably) to know the differnce. Anyway cool video, anything slav related = 1 like

[@SweetArmadillo361]

@@tonisuihkonen8890 I'm Polish.

[@tonisuihkonen8890]

@@SweetArmadillo361 got nothing but respect for you then. I was referring to Pertinax

[@HouseOfAlastrian]

6:32 has a bit of a nit to pick. Lithuanians weren't adherents of Slavic Paganism... they were adherents of Baltic Paganism. Lithuanians, Old Prussians and Latvians worshipped a pantheon of gods headed up by the supreme deity Dievas. Slavic Pagans (of which there are none left by the time period of the Teutonic Campaign) worshipped a pantheon headed up by the supreme deities Perun and Veles.

[@WitcherGerd]

Two of their gods are similar in both name and representation, Perkūnas and Peru, both of whom were the gods of lightning

[@thehighlander333]

😂I died at the chainsaw bit😂

[@codyi5232]

Just knowing that lewandowski is out there should be enough to keep the f35s out.

[@Ryogathelost]

This is just what all documentaries will look like someday.

[@008zapotec]

by far the most entertaining "experience" compellation I've ever seen. Between the trump/hre roasting I was in stitches. Keep them up!

[@diranbodossian6061]

Pertinax, wrecking the German states: _"Winds howling..."_

[@herschelschueler]

Jest.... piękne. *KURWA* niesamowite.

[@ZuquapStudios]

This was the best thing I have seen in years. Thank you J C for making this powerful contey

[@quigondzi3056]

Polska górą, thanks for uploading my fierce nation! :D

[@OhioMan1854]

Pertinax literally has never missed

[@benjesterw]

The editing is so heads above everyone elsem

[@alexwalker8082]

Loved the Plebs reference and it only got better from there

[@MegaHalofan11]

*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRI-* Wait. We're not at that time yet?... well.... *Booooguuuurouuudziiiiicaaaa*

[@pawekorczak7302]

5:13 "Emperor Adolf has fallen" i guess medival moustache guy didn's succeed in invading poland...

[@aziscakep640]

Ohh hell nah

[@grzesiekcze]

TAAAAK KURWAAAAAA CZEKAŁEM NA TO, DZIEKUJE CI STARY

[@olguppie2819]

Nie rozumiem, przepraszam

[@theCrow233]

You've made Poland proud

[@jumapl9706]

I love how you actually used Polish memes and videos then just using some russian ones, you did your research and it endned up with masterpiece of a video

[@ChadMeme69]

I don't know what I'm watching but I can't stop.

[@ukaszzawadka2678]

Wow, this is the best Medieval2 video ever made. Absolutely perfect!

[@TorremThonius]

*swigs from vodka bottle, teleports behind you* Dzien Dobry Is time to kick ass and eat pierogis.

[@damiankosciuk5240]

You tak zawsze pół Polish pół English

[@archades115]

I don't know what I just watched. But it was glorious.

[@Zafersan]

Pertinax, a short timed Roman emperor. What's up bro, good to see Med2 content creators.

[@B4SIOR]

Piękne, cudowne.

[@ianlangsev5828]

I love these so much. Could you please do one for Norway or the Vikings in general, please!?

[@Pertinax69]

Definitely adding that to the list, there are so many good references to make

[@ianlangsev5828]

@@Pertinax69 Awesome, thank you so much! I recommend playing as Norway in Medieval II: Total War Brittannia. Or playing as Denmark and act like the "Vikings" in the regular Total War - Medieval II game.

[@stuartcool2350]

No where else can you see medieval 2 content with a plebs meme thrown in. 10/10

[@Skull.man00]

Me, as polish guy, was crying in my mind as I saw that. From all the scene with Dark Vader was beautiful. Long life polish empire

[@N4RCissus]

"This is, in some ways, unsatisfactory" Is now my go to reference when something does not belong to me.

[@marduk1734]

Magister generalis Ordo Teutonicus: you were never one of us! you were nothing but a slav, a false knight!

[@enzioj3937]

i loved this one!! hope u wont stop making these kind of vids!

[@jacktingey7886]

In Czech Republic too we love pork. Have you ever had our sausages?

[@mechanoid2k]

Czech Republic? That's a type of Pollock right?

[@seemslegit6203]

Poland in 1939: oh fuck fuck shit fuck Poland in the 16th-18th century: *literally god tier*

[@brydzo4052]

You can't watch it just once, I can't stop laughing 🤣

[@usmnt4423]

I’m very glad dancing cow song snuck in there

[@mortemartin]

I absolutely love this kind of videos, insta sub

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9767]

The DOOM intro hits different in a good way. I love this video! Niech żyje Polska!

[@ВарТ-к8ы]

Pertinax, all week KZbin recommends me a video about Polish men with big muscles) I think, why? I've never seen anything like it. And today I lowered my eyes a little lower and saw that this is your video))))) Thank you! Cool as always!)

[@tinklypine9114]

I remember fondly in that DLC I played the Danish, and was struggling against the tides of the HRE and Novgorod constantly battering my outskirts with near full stacks each turn. I was able to break them upon my walls, but the state of the map wasn't great, with HRE owning basically all of the bottom, I owned the top left, and Novgorod held most of the right. I was capable of destroy one of them quickly if I could put my full military behind it, but the two had me splitting resources. Poland, my one ally and one of two factions left besides the Big 3, requested assistance in holding the one wooden castle they had left. Luckily for them, I had a spare half stack that happened to be passing through, and I stationed it near the wooden castle and fought of what little was sent to destroy Poland for a few turns. After that, I gave Poland a village I had nearby, and asked them to attack the HRE with their barely half stack of troops, hopefully providing enough distraction for me to crush Novgorod, knowing most TW AI will at most take one settlement with this request. But Poland..... This Poland was different. Somehow, they mustered the wrath of a thousand dying stars at my request, and proceeded to single handedly curbstomp the ENTIRETY of the HRE within 5 turns. They cut through them like water on rock, and suddenly my new neighbor was Poland, who now, with only two shitty settlements, single handedly conquered the 3rd most powerful faction, and the last remaining faction outside of Novgorod. I've never respected an AI so much before.

[@davebowman9000]

Another masterpiece. Got Tarriff flashbacks at the end.

[@guyroach]

Just keeps getting better

[@mattkaczmarek1152]

Lmao I could give my non-Polish friends a history lesson with this

[@joerie1139]

One of the best episode of this series, good job 💪

[@Vinilupus]

Excelente vídeo!!!! Muito bom !!!! Tava fazendo falta seus vídeos da Medieval2 total war experience!!! Parabéns!!!!

[@Muramasa1794]

LMAO the bit with the High ground and the Spaniard laughing meme had me dead bro 😂😂😂

[@marcinmikoajczak8569]

Uśmiałem się, dziękuję!

[@adiashpl1286]

Okay, love you for that Pudzianowski "Polska górą, Polska rządzi"xD