Medieval 2 Total War - The Polish Experience

[@jonaszklimala]

Lewandowski kicking a canonball is like a cherry on the top

[@Jazzowy51]

*strawberry

[@TheBobes]

The DOOM intro is a masterpiece. I can already hear the Polish celebrating over the border.

[@redskull8354]

Ehhh. Which one m8?

[@grzegorzwielgus6092]

Nope. Still depressed but intro is epic.

[@kamilosowski3889]

You are terribly mistaken. It's not celebration you are hearing. It a sound of Poles fighting each other on a day to day basis ;)

[@AcidHeat]

It's been a little over a week and we're starting to run out of beer... Igor got the boys in his maluch and they set off in search of alcohol... we haven't heard from them in 3 days we're starting to worry we might get sober before he returns. Even worse we are out of bigos and ogórki kiszone that means vodka is out of the equation it would be barbaric to drink it without zagrycha. Its tough send help

[@ponczos_2293]

We DO brother! We indeed do

[@Pertinax69]

I thought I'd try making this one longer with more battle scenes, lmk what you think

[@davidshepherd1634]

I liked it. The longer the better lol. Keep 'em coming!

[@MD-yd8lh]

Dobrze

[@milogaming1992]

hussars memes plz :D

[@codyi5232]

Excellent!

[@Since-zx9js]

The longer the better brother At least thats what she said.

[@nokesysthoughts4293]

Chad Polish Woodsman for the win

[@CommanderBohn]

Damn right he is.

[@AlroMarcil]

@@CommanderBohn Chadmeryka

[@The_Custos]

Croat axemen with an armour upgrade are strong, useful, and dirt cheap.

[@piotrekg7145]

As a polish guy I got to say it's a masterpiece

[@hery50]

oj tak byczku

[@Since2010The1]

Same haha

[@mattybhoy6522]

As an Afrikaaner I stand with Poland for anything. I think our belief system is very similar and we would get on well

[@marcosoddu3115]

Immediately added to my three favorite videos ❤️: 1. Sassanid experience 2. Polish exp. 3. Seleucid exp.

[@Stormvermin-bx1lh]

My favorite is the Eastern Roman Empire experience from Yrridian.

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@Stormvermin-bx1lh "I like money"

[@Ahrone1586]

@@indrickboreale7381 what

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@Ahrone1586 Eastern Roman Empire generates a lot of money

[@petersellei9101]

Me, as a Hungarian: We will watch your carrier with great intrests

[@jackdaone6469]

*career

[@stefanmenel633]

Me, as a Pole: We will watch you watching his career with great interest with great interest

[@jumapl9706]

@@miloooo38 two of them is alredy doing it with a milion more well on the way

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@miloooo38 I'm About To Make It 3.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@stefanmenel633 Me As An Italian: We Will Watch You Watching Him Watching His Career With Great Interest With Great Interest With Great Interest

[@Rohv]

I can't believe this game is 15 years old. Still looks great with some fanmade graphical tweaks.

[@cryohellinc]

Which graphical mods are you talking about?

[@PopeRecords]

5:20, How perfect is that, he saw the town "Hof" and saw the perfect joke, I love this man.

[@maximjanignacik5137]

Aaah yes, The chad polish woodsmen vs virgin german knights. The best combo.

[@Back4Fungame]

*Ich bin triggerung*

[@yamnayaseed356]

It's more like the Polish spearmen, they can take pretty much any unit

[@herschelschueler]

@@yamnayaseed356 we got the wood to do them good. 😂

[@herschelschueler]

@@Back4Fungame chad polish woodsmen don't get triggered. *insert gigachad picture here followed by sigma male grindset music*

[@Back4Fungame]

@@Winter_Maus respect teutonic authority

[@Gabagool802]

Most cultured channel on this platform, prove me wrong.

[@Maxilichard]

Great job, but missed opportunity for a Witcher reference. P.S. still waiting for a Sicilian Experience!

[@MrBell-iq3sm]

There are so many Sopranos or Mafia jokes in general you could make with the Sicilian Experience.

[@Karakanow]

And Hurtownia jaboli reference

[@michaelbastone7715]

Bolesław, get the kielbasas.

[@Zach-mw5so]

As someone who’s part Hungarian I’m inclined to watch literally anything that has to do with Poland. :) 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 ❤️

[@jakasnazwa6599]

And God bless you for that my Hungarian brother

[@redskull8354]

@@jakasnazwa6599 Nieźle xd

[@tymekka3031]

Polak węgier dwa bratanki! Love for our hungarian friends!

[@tymekka3031]

@Krzysztof Cieszyński Ja też nie, ale Węgrzy to nasi historyczni przyjaciele

[@Kijanek_]

Oj tak Byczq +1

[@Zimi1124]

Everything in this video is on point , memes , music ,cinematography you truly outdone yourself i couldn't stop smiling while watching.

[@s.v.848]

Truly a man of culture when you have Plebs and The Sopranos in the same video. Respect. Not to even mention the awesome Polish songs.

[@Shm00ly]

Plebs, Sopranos, Star Wars, strong man, it goes on. Culturally aligned.

[@ryanrusch3976]

The doom intro was something out of my Polish Grandmothers dreams

[@chuckn4851]

Same my dude, same.

[@TrepeFan]

That was ...... beautiful ..... tears in my eyes

[@MKECBS1]

4:36 I will forever applaud the time you take to add this shit in all your videos

[@cba-cx1yc]

Polish woodsmen always have the high ground.ALWAYS. POOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAAAA GUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@adamb162]

Górą* ;) Polska język trudny być

[@filipkogut8533]

@@adamb162 wyjdź z memowej ziemianki

[@cba-cx1yc]

@@filipkogut8533 +1

[@marlonjormungand7845]

What the actual fuck seeing all these insiders understanding almost all of them and finding the humor hillarious makes me think i have spent the last 10 years with you and you are one of my best friends

[@Back4Fungame]

he a man of culture

[@user-Nobubaga]

Poland STRONG!!!!!

[@SimonMurphy67]

You did a great job with this one, very funny and well timed. The battle scenes were overall excellent and a good addition.

[@Usmodlover]

This is the best one so far by a mile, a true masterpiece

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

I'm so glad I found your channel. These are amazing.

[@adamgarman2555]

Star Wars memes on point!

[@4SeasonsofLearning]

I love that you make my day happyer

[@FillerAccount818]

Another great Medieval 2 video. Keep up the good great work on all of your videos fren.

[@grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616]

Just because of Pudzianowski and Kieliszkowski, you have my like sir

[@Iwmar]

The quality of your edits, the creativity, the fact that you manage to be funny without being insulting or regurgitating same old memes. Truly, top notch content across the whole channel.

[@not_fake_ninja4976]

7:47 I was laughing so hard how they were dancing to the Polish Cow song. Best part of the video!

[@annoyance.2583]

Just one question: WHY DIDNT YOU RENAME THOSE POLISH CITIES? IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN

[@Dylan-lw1xc]

My favorite KZbinr posts high quality content, the day before I go back to school, day saved.

[@V1lkas]

as a Pole, I approve and give my blessing to this series. I had a great time

[@VSSFantastic]

Holy Grail, Sopranos, Curb, Jackass riot mine bit... you have a lot of culture under your sub-species.

[@sahakmatevosyan1150]

Top Gear!!

[@augustus9708]

Even the bit with James May trying to light a nuke with a lighter

[@SSangsen]

He's oldschool guy, very allegorical.

[@Camel9991]

Kudos for the first song teaching conditionals in Polish language.

[@ChadMeme69]

I don't know what I'm watching but I can't stop.

[@brandonmorrell4340]

As a devoted Medieval 2: Total War lover for life, this had me almost in tears. Thank you for this AAA quality content.

[@R3GARnator]

If you put woodsmen on castle walls, they will actually shred fully armored knights climbing up them.

[@Majster4K]

Stonks

[@SchmiRajProduction]

Masterpiece. Greetings from Poland!

[@chrislaycock9813]

Another stunning masterpiece! Well done @Pertinax !

[@willemvanoranje6518]

Soooo good, loved it. Looking so much foward to see Denmark experience. Like finding out that the danish town of Hässleholm was founded as a train-hub in 1865 (200 years after the region Was lost to sweden and 700 years later than the timeline). Keep up with the good work mate

[@kod8933]

I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Also that intro was perfect

[@dd-fo8vb]

4:36 god tier reference

[@balintvasvari7573]

Turned out absolutely hilarious, so happy you made this video!

[@Dronaddict]

doom music + Chad Polish Woodsman : the best exP total war video

[@MollymaukT]

The HRE can't stand before the might of Mateusz Kieliszkowski's Performance Enhancing Donuts

[@Ryogathelost]

This is just what all documentaries will look like someday.

[@oreo507]

Ahhh a pertinax upload. Truly a youtuber for cultured gentlemen 😎😎😎

[@008zapotec]

by far the most entertaining "experience" compellation I've ever seen. Between the trump/hre roasting I was in stitches. Keep them up!

[@szabolcskatona5260]

Pertinax Medieval 2 total war Hungary experience ?

[@dima9171]

Na :D

[@metetural9140]

Ahh yes and their historically Hungarian battlefield assassins

[@jared7889]

Missed opportunity to have Jan. B in shouting "Legendary Polish Power!"

[@enzioj3937]

i loved this one!! hope u wont stop making these kind of vids!

[@Nilhulus]

Man, I don't really know how to describe it but the older total war games just have this... charisma to them, you know? God, what I've give for a modern total war game with the soul and character of the old ones.

[@WhiteDeVil3]

That charisma is most likely due to what is often referred to as... polish.

[@herschelschueler]

Jest.... piękne. *KURWA* niesamowite.

[@ImperialDiecast]

robert lewandowski kicking the cannonball was too funny

[@ZuquapStudios]

This was the best thing I have seen in years. Thank you J C for making this powerful contey

[@spyronos]

HRE? More like Holy Wrecked Empire

[@metetural9140]

- Napoleon Bonaparte

[@masterexploder9668]

Neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

[@SethNemah]

Ha! Got them!

[@ukaszzawadka2678]

Wow, this is the best Medieval2 video ever made. Absolutely perfect!

[@Vinilupus]

Excelente vídeo!!!! Muito bom !!!! Tava fazendo falta seus vídeos da Medieval2 total war experience!!! Parabéns!!!!

[@povilzem]

I've noticed that I've been feeling substantially more Polish patriotism recently. And I'm not even Polish. Quite the opposite, actually. My nation has a similar relation to the Poles as the Irish have with Brits: we love to hate their guts, they don't even notice we're there most of the time.

[@madtechnocrat9234]

Are you from Ukraine then xd?

[@povilzem]

@@madtechnocrat9234 Lithuania.

[@MrWatchingclosely]

Helo Litewski kolego :)

[@madtechnocrat9234]

@@povilzem well you are more like scotland then...

[@antmix__6594]

Almost everybody in Poland don't know what to think about lithuanians bcs we are not sure what you think about us xD

[@MegaHalofan11]

*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRI-* Wait. We're not at that time yet?... well.... *Booooguuuurouuudziiiiicaaaa*

[@mortemartin]

I absolutely love this kind of videos, insta sub

[@quigondzi3056]

Polska górą, thanks for uploading my fierce nation! :D

[@thehighlander333]

😂I died at the chainsaw bit😂

[@benjesterw]

The editing is so heads above everyone elsem

[@ВарТ-к8ы]

Pertinax, all week KZbin recommends me a video about Polish men with big muscles) I think, why? I've never seen anything like it. And today I lowered my eyes a little lower and saw that this is your video))))) Thank you! Cool as always!)

[@OhioMan1854]

Pertinax literally has never missed

[@peterhanderson4984]

this may be the most polish film i have ever seen

[@kuba2x]

This made me subscribe. Great video xDDD 11/10

[@benjifoucher]

Shall we bring back the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth lads?

[@joerie1139]

One of the best episode of this series, good job 💪

[@samuelseabrook2891]

Thanks for the birthday Gift! keep up the awesome content

[@guyroach]

Just keeps getting better

[@bodo-bing]

Pertinax, wrecking the German states: _"Winds howling..."_

[@RandomWitcher]

A Lewandowski reference PLUS the Obi-Wan master strategy. Amazing video, how did I not see this before? So good

[@maffgibson7476]

This is PERFECT. Please, more of this!

[@seemslegit6203]

Poland in 1939: oh fuck fuck shit fuck Poland in the 16th-18th century: *literally god tier*

[@SweetArmadillo361]

"Slavic paganism has stopped working" was the only sad moment in this video.

[@tonisuihkonen8890]

Twice so as it should have read "Baltic paganism". Although I don't expect an anglophone (presumably) to know the differnce. Anyway cool video, anything slav related = 1 like

[@SweetArmadillo361]

@@tonisuihkonen8890 I'm Polish.

[@tonisuihkonen8890]

@@SweetArmadillo361 got nothing but respect for you then. I was referring to Pertinax

[@alexwalker8082]

Loved the Plebs reference and it only got better from there

[@B4SIOR]

Piękne, cudowne.

[@jumapl9706]

I love how you actually used Polish memes and videos then just using some russian ones, you did your research and it endned up with masterpiece of a video

[@Zafersan]

Pertinax, a short timed Roman emperor. What's up bro, good to see Med2 content creators.

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9767]

The DOOM intro hits different in a good way. I love this video! Niech żyje Polska!

[@codyi5232]

Just knowing that lewandowski is out there should be enough to keep the f35s out.

[@marcinmikoajczak8569]

Uśmiałem się, dziękuję!

[@TorremThonius]

*swigs from vodka bottle, teleports behind you* Dzien Dobry Is time to kick ass and eat pierogis.

[@damiankosciuk5240]

You tak zawsze pół Polish pół English

[@tdbbe]

Awesome campaign. Brilliant video

[@ostaruempire]

Poland is so unappreciated, it's either Russian, French, German, or Spanish. Glory to Poland 🇵🇱 (Even though I'm German...)

[@LeeusMattheus2989]

3:27 this makes me extremely happy. I do this every Poland playthrough, and it brings me unparalleled satisfaction.

[@HouseOfAlastrian]

6:32 has a bit of a nit to pick. Lithuanians weren't adherents of Slavic Paganism... they were adherents of Baltic Paganism. Lithuanians, Old Prussians and Latvians worshipped a pantheon of gods headed up by the supreme deity Dievas. Slavic Pagans (of which there are none left by the time period of the Teutonic Campaign) worshipped a pantheon headed up by the supreme deities Perun and Veles.

[@WitcherGerd]

Two of their gods are similar in both name and representation, Perkūnas and Peru, both of whom were the gods of lightning

[@dumbidiot3928]

@4:39 Huh, monty python holy grail reference right there

[@BigBrotherTV]

Your videos are just wonderful !

[@pawekorczak7302]

5:13 "Emperor Adolf has fallen" i guess medival moustache guy didn's succeed in invading poland...

[@aziscakep640]

Ohh hell nah

[@Failman777]

Every new video gets better, congratulations

[@piotrgielczowski2692]

Actually, the best video on whole YT about my country XDD

[@theCrow233]

You've made Poland proud

[@hurykles99]

Oh kurwa i haven't expected to see this Dziękuję :P

[@batuhanaca2214]

Top notch editing skills, 8:33 minutes of my life well spent

[@mieszko5058]

This is best total war video i ever seen