Meet Testament

[@monarq2201]

testanent got more hobbies than the entire guilty gear strive community

[@serpant333]

entire? hmm ion know bout that

[@caretakercat7176]

I guess testament has so many free time since guilty gear xx.

[@foggymistyhazy]

@@caretakercat7176 yeah its been years that much hobby would just be what to expect

[@Yxazel]

Too much free time, being in the forest is somwthing else it seems

[@caretakercat7176]

@@Yxazel i am not even surprised if their house is filled with wooden Gundam

[@morgansheepman2403]

Of course Testament has a lot of hobbies. They haven't been playable for nearly two decades.

[@mistuh69420]

They gotta do something

[@burnin8able]

the idea that Testament is into both model kit building, and board games is proof enough for me to confirm that they do in fact play warhammer.

[@7fatrats]

oh you KNOW they play death jesters.

[@burnin8able]

@@7fatrats harlequins all day every day

[@adambaryliuk3393]

@@burnin8able I mean, it did say they like giant robots, so it’s safe to assume they’re a Knights player

[@burnin8able]

@@adambaryliuk3393 either knights, or they play craftworld eldar and run wriathknights

[@king_fisherXX]

@@adambaryliuk3393 nah, they gotta be a tau player 💀

[@RyeBreadFF]

My head cannon is that Sol or Johnny or somebody jokingly told Testament to ‘get a life’ during GGX and they responded by taking two decades off to find random hobbies

[@flamaniax5728]

I believ GGX took place in like 2181 in the timeline, and given that the current year (in the timeline) is 2187, that means that Testament took like 6 years to learn all of them hobbies they did. Which is even crazier than one could reasonably expect, since they have a massive list of hobbies. In the last 6 years, I've only acquired a few new hobbies, and Testament's got like 20 of them in the same time-span. Then again, given how many times he fails in his hobbies, at least going by the video, they don't seem to be the best at most, if not all of their hobbies.

[@thingbh7954]

You forgot the part where slaughter is beside playing with children

[@sev1120]

​@@flamaniax5728but let's not forget that gears don't have the same physical limitations that humans do

[@Wayte13]

And now their life is fulfilling and fun, hence the glowup. It all makes sense

[@zalix5626]

Rad Chad: Hobbies... *proceeds to talk about every activities that exist*

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

He was just reading an official wiki page

[@nelomalkevain4129]

That pog Testament with the potatoes fucking killed me

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

A pogtato, if you will...

[@drummachine77]

“I cannot quit now. I’ve got my whole life ahead of me.” -testament guilty gear xx They certainly have made the most of it

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

Oh, that's the ending where they burned the forest and left, right?

[@drummachine77]

@@EnvyMizuhashi its their victory quote against faust. I will say it's not exact, since i was doing this from memory.

[@Cocoaliciouspuffs]

The thought of Testament falling comically to their demise while climbing a mountian is certaintly amusing.

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

They are like Sol basically, so wounds and broken bones would heal.

[@larseunic]

What you mean they ? There's multiple of them ?

[@NotAHologram]

@@larseunic They can be a singular pronoun

[@CaptainUsopp2006fanpage]

Absolutely not I would not allow that

[@joghnythegurue2710]

@@CaptainUsopp2006fanpage You notice that people only started to get mad about testament being NB after Bridget came out? (It's almost like they don't actually care about the game and just wanna get mad that gender doesn't equal sex lol)

[@ItsYaBear]

Here comes the- TESTAMENT

[@guywhotellsthetime1585]

0:05

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

Boy?

[@7fatrats]

@@Tediez_the_honored_one not sense they became a gear, no.

[@theosegatelisantos8919]

daredevil?

[@n0tal1v35]

@@7fatrats a Metal Gear?

[@gundown26]

For a split second when Happy chaos is drifting away, I instinctually went "HoOOOOoooHhh not again!"

[@RadChad]

Pavlov had a theory...

[@armoredsoul2076]

Good to hear Testament is a fellow robot model kit enthusiast

[@BeatriceRenhart]

Testament is so cool I wish Switzerland was real

[@PoohSeaFresh]

Bruh 😂😂😂 we do exist we spoke 4 language 👊👊👊

[@emptyvending8964]

1:09 Testament knows That Man, and now Da Man

[@zorinazutella3270]

for some reason the fact they just turn around and say "pluto" for the amateur astronomy part fucking slays me.

[@locustofchiron]

I think we can say, with absolute certainty, that Testament is just trying to live their best life

[@azure-aeon-dragonica]

It what Dizzy would've wanted

[@majorghoul9017]

Testament is a construction worker who plans to moonlight as a fashion model. They're pretty much just in Strive cause they're going for a walk

[@morbiusv5857]

No wonder testament took a while to show up again, they literaly had so much hobbies to join the main series again until now.

[@augsto12341]

I love how Testament likes stuff like themselves and others and also just botato

[@elbowpastatime]

Testament is an Engineer main and you can't convince me otherwise

[@Steven-xz5xt]

Consider: They play melee sniper and just throw piss at people.

[@TheOrangeBanjo]

I mean when you’re a quasi-immortal fighting machine that doesn’t require bodily upkeep, you’re gonna pick up some interests here and there. Good for them.

[@detbreig915]

"Swiss language" yeah, Rad certainly doesn't know a thing about Switzerland.

[@hoisoynono]

I wanna be their friend. Must be a super chill and interesting person to be around

[@projectbutter6930]

0:35 drifting like a weed, Naturally, as a matter of course.

[@draculaschild6626]

1:20 genuinely wholesome. Idk why but it put me in a better mood.

[@SSmotzer]

The they/them thigh gap got me acting unwise.

[@sayonarakid]

"Now that I live forever I will find some stuff to do. Like, everything."

[@prowologue]

“the Swiss language” bro pls I can’t

[@patientnr.0409]

Can I get an F for old man with big sword

[@evillaust5839]

F

[@dovahthuum5529]

F

[@brutalnobody5240]

Big what ever that thing was

[@brutalnobody5240]

*F*

[@DanielFoxy1999]

Here comes the *testament*

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Random person: So how many hobbies do you have? Testament: Yes

[@Max78000]

Hey just so you know, we do have our own language in Switzerland, but it’s only spoken by like a 1000 people. Most people here speak one of three languages: French if you live next to France, german if you live next to Germany and italian if you live next to Italy

[@RadChad]

Huh, that's actually super neat. When I started making this video, I very quickly realized I new like nothing about Switzerland. But honestly, been a pretty good learning experience with comments like this. Wait, does that mean I need to learn a French, a German, and an Italian word? I don't have time for that!

[@Max78000]

Rad Chad well you already know a french word with testament xD

[@sakuraryuji01]

Hmm They could have learned all 3. Though French is Canon the most likely outside Japanese and English because game reasons as testament was a knight in France at one point. .

[@CaptainUsopp2006fanpage]

If Nami and Testament are setting the standard for people there I REALLY need to pay u guys a visit

[@aname4621]

I Strive to be like Testament in their hobbies, and possibly feel less guilty about all my wasted soccer gear.

[@dado_the_dodo1558]

Man and I consider reading mangas , and playing strive a lot of hobbies, testament does everything there's to do in the world (probably at the same time too"

[@EripmavsDYraid]

"Three... no.... four boobs." That killed me.

[@YourLocalCrackheac]

“Here comes the- *TESTAMENT*”

[@wavygravy7781]

1:14 Axl got me feeling unwise

[@miiko8924]

I didn’t believe this was canon till I actually looked it up

[@sophiebubbles07]

If you think the ridiculous amount of hobbies they have was a joke, it’s not. That is all entirely taken from their bio in GG World. I don’t know why they decided to give Testament so many hobbies but that made me chuckle.

[@frank8917]

Also: Gender: Testament

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

Testament got every single hobby known to men exept gaming Good character

[@heavyc4450]

Gaming doesn't exist since it black tech now and is forbidden...

[@tortoisesoup16]

Gaming is literally one of their hobbies smh. The list clearly contains "playing board games"

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

@@tortoisesoup16 I like to imagine they play monopoly with the succubi which don't even understand the rules but are glad Testament is having fun

[@heavyc4450]

@@tortoisesoup16 I mean video games.

[@ivanyy]

@@heavyc4450 I wonder if you could play videogames made with magic tho

[@catalinaplaza7909]

This is what made me love Testament, they are just out there living his best life 👍

[@thehermit8618]

I get why Testament has so many Hobbies: *they're killing time*

[@darylcastillo1439]

I consider my hobbies list to be fairly extensive, but great googly moogly, not to the extent that Testament has!

[@djelibaebi]

love when character comes back with a transed gender and has acquired every hobby on the planet

[@joghnythegurue2710]

Well this is basically Bridget. Except SHE only came back with 1 new hobby: M U R D E R ! (for pay, proffesionals have STANDARDS after all!)

[@always_failing_at_speed_ru7209]

Truly the most based fighting game

[@greyboi9550]

I want Testament's fit and body type

[@HellishSpoon]

here comes the b- testament

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

So this is what people mean when they say Any/All!

[@gamgoose]

Why is Faust still missing in the family portrait :(

[@RadChad]

The only time I drew him for a video was when he was banging a marmite jar. One day he may join the smol squad 😔

[@Kapptour]

Poor Faust, he just can't find peace nowadays

[@evillaust5839]

Once again I'm still Laust

[@graememcmillan4024]

@@RadChad at least we got him in jack-o and sols bed talk

[@danielpratt3794]

The fishing I'll just be a black sea part had me laughing

[@SchrödingerKousae]

Testament sounds like prime partner material.

[@professoryeetus8955]

0:23 "I would like to extend a humble apology to all who live in the country of Switzerland. I know nothing about your country and just looked up stuff like Swiss music or Swiss hat (which know that I'm looking at it, I think its actually German). Going forward I will make an effort to at least learn one word in the Swiss language and talk to a real Switzerland person."

[@professoryeetus8955]

Hobbies: smoking weed, everyday, as a matter of course

[@juniorjunior5884]

Of course belly dancing is a hobby, I remember seeing those abs in the earlier games.

[@TheBanisher24]

I can't believe these are official bios.

[@lilgal9346]

Just wanna say thanks for making this video I still come back to it once in a while I love how you list the ginormous list of their hobbies lmao

[@17thmidnight96]

I like how here comes the boi just cuts I thought my connection was just being bad

[@iliakatster]

"the late Kliff Underson" Kliff deconfirmed?! D:

[@glacierwolf2155]

Alternate AU: _Nice_ I-No travels back in time and brings Kliff Underson to the present day.

[@evillaust5839]

@@glacierwolf2155 what

[@lawrence3185]

well kliff did passed away after the events of guilty gear the missing link

[@wealthybone2990]

Got recommended this and I can't say I'm disappointed because especially taking a closer look at your channel all I can say is that your videos amazing and that you're based. You deserve more subs.

[@Cirroyt]

I love testament

[@dextra_24703]

The thing of Testament and KY playing volleyball might actually be a thing they would do.

[@tommasogrilli9047]

I think that was Sin

[@dextra_24703]

@@tommasogrilli9047 ye my brain just woke up I mixed their names up, whoops

[@Vertela]

2/3 of the video is just testaments hobbies and honestly.. *That's way too many*

[@Resident-of-Pluto]

They got to keep themself occupied somehow

[@bareq99]

Hey man.. We all had to keep ourselves busy during the pandemic :P

[@DANCERcow]

"Mom, when does the next Internet Historian video come out?" Mom-"We have Internet Historian at home!" Internet Historian at home: Rad Chad listing off stuff....

[@laffeyguy]

Testament is also a popular live streamer. I heard they're on Jump King speedrun leaderboard.

[@edelweissurya6409]

you miss the oppurtunity to put 9 mays in testament birth date

[@WIFE_of_CHAOS]

I watch this everymonth to continue living

[@Gelonder]

Truly a worldly being.

[@Stanleyy_1]

Testament is my spirit animal.

[@73juro]

I fucking lost it at the Drift snippet at the fishing bit

[@enigma-sama2509]

Ok but for real if the next stive character is actually vernon im going to scream

[@sillycookie]

I freaking love them

[@xavibun]

So that's what Testament has been doing in their absence.

[@AstridRuna]

I am crying this is lovelyness

[@ayepotamono3442]

testament with junpei was beautiful, theyre best friends.

[@Moontea1]

I really need a copy of that portrait they painted.

[@kittencaboodle8124]

"🎶 here comes the 🎶 TESTAMENT" got me ngl

[@omegazero5884]

I don't know why the astronomy joke got me the most

[@Dastankbeets9486]

This is your best work yet

[@sirpiss1708]

0:35 “BE A BLACK SE…”

[@ogpyjamas6423]

SMOOCH ME UNDERTAKER.

[@RaddestKid1980]

Wait just realized this guy has the same name as me, must be a classy fella

[@LISAN_AL_THAHID]

Now I'm not saying you should do this for every character, but this is a really great video

[@blyat8832]

Definitely worth the wait lmao

[@plompedu]

0:24 Trust me, you offended more Germans with that single paragraph than actual Swizz people

[@ComicalConqueror]

God I love them

[@patrickobrien1000]

I didn’t realize me and testament were the same person

[@yamagamikensei2232]

"working out" nice

[@xavierhibbs4850]

You forgot the Forklift certification!!!!

[@KickedBackL]

Truly amazing content 🖤

[@DrRyan82994]

i’m tried and i forgot what i was watching during the hobbies

[@jakenbake3127]

Someone told them to get a hobby and they took that personally

[@ink3487]

testament is a tf2 player confirmed

[@raj1one414]

Testament is alot of fun and I noticed similarities between "them" and Justice. Testament was assigned as a man but looks like a woman as a gear. Then the creators say that testament doesn't have a gender, however not having a gender allows them to be both man and woman. Justice is a woman that looks like a man as a gear. Even with her cybernetics that make her appear as a man, she can still emerge as a woman. As gears, Testament can look like Justice and Justice can look like Testament.

[@noxgamez2503]

hah "pluto" killed me

[@thefur4et895]

also testament is the only agender representation I could find which is great and makes me really happy and I also really like playing them so yippee :D

[@KennyFrierson]

Hobbies: You Goddamn Right They Do

[@krullachief669]

Happy Chaos do be drifting though

[@lojiker3797]

1:14 Axl out here all caked up GO even more so, both cheeks don't even fit in frame

[@lagspike7763]

Junpei mansplaining to testament is so fucking funny

[@aesra1185]

I just found this game and I’m so happy these are here

[@lucytamogami]

They’re so silly I love them