Meet the MOST SHAMELESS Valorant Team...

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@jacksflap-k3j Ай бұрын

Anyways, Today we are talking about Grass. Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

@jiyuval Ай бұрын

Thank you for teaching us about Grass. What can we expect on the next video coming out on Saturday?

@jacksflap-k3j Ай бұрын

@@jiyuval skibdi toilet

@feverdream357 Ай бұрын

we will have a battle forever more

@user-el5yg8wm5u Ай бұрын

This is for ppl who never touch grass

@pandaninjaducky Ай бұрын

RENT IS DUE JIYUUU

@jiyuval Ай бұрын

WATCH THE VIDEO TWICE! DON'T SKIP THE ADS! AND LIKE AND COMMENT FOR INTERACTIONS!

@feverdream357 Ай бұрын

DAY 14 - as i was admiring jiyu and his thighs from a far, a man with a grass crown walked up to my jiyu and introduced himself as jacksflap-k3j and started yapping about "grass is narrow" and " Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants" and as i am known as 'the sigmast knight' couldn't stand for it so i approached him and threw my glove at jacksflap-k3j asking for a duel to d-d-DUEL for the love of our queen jiyu the day the duel was happening The sun dipped low over the park as I stood across from Jacksflap-K3J, the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Greenery." In one hand, I gripped my trusty broomstick. In his, a potted fern gleamed like an emerald shield. “Do you even understand the importance of stomata?” he called, his tone as smug as a gardener in spring. I twirled my broomstick with exaggerated flair. “jacksflap-k3j, you talk about plants like they’re gonna save you now. But guess what? I’m team plastic plants, baby.” His eyes flared with fury. “You monster. Prepare to photosyn-this!” We squared off, ten paces apart. At the signal, I charged. My broomstick clashed against his fern in a flurry of leaves and drama. “This is Adiantum capillus-veneris!” he shouted, parrying my swing. “It’s survived volcanoes. What have you done?” “Watched The Office,” I snapped, attempting a spin attack but tripping into mulch. He snorted, lobbing acorns with uncanny precision. I dodged, countering with a garden gnome hurled like a grenade. It struck his shoulder. “Not Gerald!” he gasped, cradling the gnome like a fallen comrade. As we clashed again, I taunted, “Your mom’s so basic, she’s a monocot!” The duel stretched on until we both froze, panting. jacksflap-k3j raised a wilted daisy. “This… is pointless. Like growing tomatoes in the shade we both love jiyu's thighs so are we truly enemies.” I lowered my broomstick. “Maybe we’re just passionate weirdos.” “Truce?” he asked, extending a hand. I nodded, shaking it. A single leaf fluttered down-a quiet witness to a duel neither of us truly won. but both of us still believed that we won our princess jiyu's heart when we turned our head around jiyu already, satcheled out screaming "tenz is better" as we walked away with a slump and jiyu's magnificent ginormous thighs ingrained we both knew we truly found friendship though I'm still gunning for jiyu's massive thighs

@OrelGM Ай бұрын

I AINT READING ALL THAT

@grimreaper5815 Ай бұрын

Bro has a arc

@ayushmahajan8985 Ай бұрын

1:46 India has 72 languages but none is Indian

@jiyuval Ай бұрын

4 billion girls in the world, 0 of them want you...

@ayushmahajan8985 Ай бұрын

2 billion parents in the world 0 of them want to adopt you...

@NirbhaySingh-gs8qk Ай бұрын

@@jiyuvaljiyu think he cool

@PaarthSinghChauhan 10 күн бұрын

India doesn't need a single 'Indian' language to define itself because it's a nation where unity thrives in diversity. We celebrate 22 official languages and 1,600 dialects, while your ignorance struggles to grasp even one. Our identity isn't bound by one tongue-it's in the harmony of millions of voices. So, why don't you go learn some history before trying to lecture a civilization older than your comprehension

@PaarthSinghChauhan 10 күн бұрын

@ScarF4ce Ай бұрын

2:47 He Said "Bhai Stop Speaking , Are you (out of your mind/crazy)"

@levixoxo7117 Ай бұрын

6:40 he prolly liked u bro

@bamboolog Ай бұрын

This video got me pregnant. My ex-husband and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my gaming hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide. After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side. Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay. After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as. Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends. I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together. Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little video helped me realize that. Thank you Jiyu