meet the сumzоnе

[@ferriusnillan5323]

This is most elaborate shipost i came to know

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Pun intended?

[@ferriusnillan5323]

@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN possibly

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@ferriusnillan5323 So what is the conclusion you have come to?

[@ferriusnillan5323]

@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 Curnivorous Heavy has came

[@cheeseman6833]

Indeed

[@Swift_The_Leapzard]

Hearing Heavy say "Cummy" broke me

[@MenacingQuiz]

I legit agree with you

[@samuelrivera6141]

0:41

[@dyfe3140]

The heavy broke me

[@bastardcat385]

Indeed

[@DeadPollo]

Alternative title: "POV, the ritual to become a Discord Mod"

[@JustBizmuth]

what?

[@forestcult7780]

@@JustBizmuth 👽

[@Aeriah4570]

The ritual to become coomers

[@thenumber102k]

@@forestcult7780 oh haha i get the reference it's from that one thing that happened once

[@breach4135]

Incorrect, this is the only way to power. Through the council of cum, anything is possible

[@z1pline487]

this is 100% canon

[@z1pline487]

when THE ceno0 hearts your comment (love your work)

[@garbageking3917]

heavy unhinged

[@dovalek69420]

@DAVID LEITÃO MARQUES 10/10 would chim again

[@derjon5]

Kill diavolo to make it canon

[@duven8811]

You mean *cumnon*

[@Yahiamice]

MAN WHAT

[@thawzintun9b725]

woah a minute ago. never been so early also love your videos :D

[@Emperor_Ace]

I love your work!❤️

[@A-LT-O]

COVER YOUR EYES

[@joshangeal6158]

Yahiamice dont look

[@DeepFried_SpringRolls]

Bruh

[@michellabomb3481]

0:24 Friend :"What kind of poetry do you read ?" Me :"It's complicated"

[@spooktspeek]

*cumplicated

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Yes, uncensored :D

[@eeeguba432]

Oooh thats why i remember it xd

[@DroneTeenash]

Ah, iron armenian is a man of culture i see

[@a177858]

yep

[@dkkanofkash8798]

SIMP

[@someonewashere2755]

didn't expect you to be here

[@alon3929]

Alternative title: "Outlast: Deus sex"

[@brunaotube]

"coomer heavy"

[@ZeeZ-96q]

Cumdew Valley

[@crane8098]

Seriously?Do sex?

[@svijj_]

Deus Sex: Humancumd divided

[@drexe1112]

Cum Zero

[@NoEngrish]

yes

[@JohnnyFire117]

yes

[@HeavenForge]

Didnt think id see Genshin Jesus here

[@slickfire1579]

well hello there

[@shoebill3810]

Yesss! i see genshin impact community here

[@hecate2348]

wait what are you doing here?

[@PrepLmmiun]

He's speaking language of the gods

[@TienNgo-wi6zd]

And that an fact

[@noobusterx0lol637]

true

[@marksouth9784]

Amen

[@PR0V1D3NCE_VA]

Nah hes just speaking

[@memer1]

yes

[@Casual_PKBeats]

I think humanity has evolved exclusively and specifically for this one video

[@swolechic]

nice to see you are a man of culture as well

[@Kirbyfan-mo6ht]

Indeed it has

[@silvorthegrand6976]

Agreed

[@sigmaf18skidibi]

xd

[@pkzoda]

never expected to see you here

[@limmortale2001]

It just feels like voicelines awkwardly stringed together and I love it

[@bluecube9515]

It is.

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

*CASTRATION IN THE SKY, Y O U R P E N I S W I L L F L Y !*

[@siriusrech4665]

:Taking out Guts sword

[@simplylawfull1778]

It was a mistake to come here

[@davicesar7222]

Argh! (When heavy going to shoot him he says that)

[@flashdr1ve]

*A S P L A S H O F C U M T O S E A L T H E D E A L*

[@flowerfromtf2164]

@@colebrian7197 I T W A S A M I S T A K E T O C U M H E R E

[@HocTapSFM]

This is balls on a filmmaker, this is perfectly cheesy, perfectly acted, perfectly edited. Everything about this scene is flawless, every film student needs to study why this scene works.

[@MANTARKAFA31]

"balls" , "cheesy"

[@z1pline487]

show this to movie directors

[@unoriginalone2152]

The voice lines were made for the song at 1:00 and they were just used for the rest of the video but it doesn’t take from the quality of this shitpost

[@TheAuzman466]

@@unoriginalone2152 The voice lines weren't made for the song. The song was made using the voice lines. Those voice lines existed a while before that shitpost song was made.

[@unoriginalone2152]

@@TheAuzman466 oh ok thx didnt know

[@billyymandyclips9551]

2:48 I like how realistic this is. most SFMs show the echo of the bullet after the shot, but irl, you dont even get to hear the whole thing

[@queuedjar4578]

as someone who was executed at point blank range I can confirm.

[@7thboss931]

To be fair, nobody could tell us if they did

[@13_BlackBurn]

Bullet is faster than sound in the air, so you would probably not hear the shot

[@wahoo.]

me, personally who got executed by a waffen SS firing squad at auschwitz in my past life can confirm.

[@VinRocks]

@@13_BlackBurn but its subsonic, so it would be audible, no?

[@mysteryguitarhaziq]

thanks for informing me that the grenade launcer kill multiple infected in 1 shot

[@zephyr1741]

What an achievement

[@dakota185]

Ok so I wasn’t the only person that noticed that lol

[@phillipmele8533]

*You are not safe*

[@crunglemcbungley]

I love Sniper's reaction to consuming the C H A L I C E. "I'M A BLOODY GOD!" "That wasn't so bad."

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

i don't like how this is 6 days ago but i feel like it's a lot funnier to say that you got to pay for a patreon to view the video early or something

[@sekomi]

@@thedeliveryboy1123 no, it was in the description in previous video, it was free lol

[@andruspolanco6935]

@@sekomi but the video in the description says it was uploaded yesterday

[@sekomi]

@@andruspolanco6935 when you set the video to public the upload time resets

[@andruspolanco6935]

@@sekomi I knew it With that I mean that I supposed that was the answer

[@lasagnalad5874]

This being is so powerful he even managed to hurt the cameraman

[@johnshepherd7882]

"How many holes does a human have?" *(Vsause theme plays)*

[@bjoekae]

Thats, a intresting video

[@Mister.madman]

one through

[@thenewguyinred]

Three or two, depending on gender?

[@Laban6112]

Did you know Vsause actually did that video? (I think its on Vsause2)

[@bjoekae]

@@thenewguyinred are you sure about that?

[@Haispawner]

This is like something out of Xavier: Renegade Angel, something so insane and abstract you can't compare it to anything else and thus can't comprehend it.

[@JollyJuiice]

I once made a burrito inside a burrito inside the heart of the previous burrito

[@TheMoonCultist]

@@JollyJuiice so your burrito had 3 layers? That would make your burrito an onion, or an ogre?

[@petrusion2827]

@@TheMoonCultist That is a line from Xavier: Renegade Angel. It actually is saying that Burrito 1 is in Burrito 2 AND Burrito 2 is in Burrito 1 at the same time.

[@TheMoonCultist]

@@petrusion2827 oh, now that is more interesting than layers of burrito

[@Crazylom]

@@petrusion2827 That's some 4D shit

[@xdarin_]

I love Heavy's face at 3:12-3:16, he looks so proud

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

asking how many holes does a human have while looking at the anime girl's back-of-the-knee is a highly underappreciated joke that I hope you realize that I laughed really hard at.

[@bowelripper255]

No

[@michaelzhang9806]

dafi yes

[@RagaThrone]

I don't get it

[@dumbassesanonymous]

Assuming we arent making new ones there are

[@therealan00bis32]

he’s gonna make another

[@nsmith2825]

The TF2 community's ability to thrive on elaborate shitposts like this despite their game receiving no support in years is astounding.

[@terrainhoofer1419]

E

[@terrainhoofer1419]

E

[@terrainhoofer1419]

Sorry for the Es

[@terrainhoofer1419]

E

[@terrainhoofer1419]

E

[@bidiimad5070]

0:32 god damn it, i hate when that happen

[@MediExcalibur2012]

Yes

[@carkid266]

yes, my lord

[@samuellingle]

Hello, my lord.

[@deadeye7336]

simple but true

[@Glsmakgn]

I AM THE FUNNY NUMBER LIKE AHAHAHA edit: only 6 hours and it has passed way beyond the other funny number

[@crazyday4209]

Why are you here your the horny police?

[@ahp5004]

>Inspects back of knee >"HOW MANY HOLES DOES A HUMAN HAVE?!" This video has no right to be this subtly funny.

[@swing2863]

0:35 This part in particular cracks me up every time.

[@HoovyTube]

This is like the funniest fucking thing ever done in sfm i love this

[@HoovyTube]

im still rewatching it

[@gigahertz5528]

If it makes you feel better ive been preaching this video religiously for a week now

[@vc_whatever]

It's okay Hoovy, we're all rewatching this religiously

[@f2pguywhoneverplayp2pgame7]

@@HoovyTube hi hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy

[@GabrielShitposting]

You're not alone. I can't get it out of my head, but, at this point, I don't want it to leave.

[@autumnaldusk]

Ah yes, POOTIS ENGAGE: The Sequel.

[@thedripcritic9379]

The prequel is Attack on Heavy

[@hacobjansen]

I like how nobody has mentioned the fact that the Left 4 Dead screen instead of saying, "You're safe... for now" it just says "You are not safe"

[@andrewa6203]

The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot

[@andrewa6203]

@Medial The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot!

[@furkansaryerli]

@Medial The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot.

[@holdyboi2473]

The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot

[@JuandaleDingle05]

The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot

[@alej0te]

@Medial 3:18

[@GoldKnightProduction]

"I actually beat a nerd to death."

[@VerdeMorte]

Beat on or beat off?

[@_V.Va_]

@@VerdeMorte Yes. In no particular order.

[@JohnnyFire117]

666 likes

[@sars910]

Red Heavy: This is Sasha... Blue Heavy:

[@ComicalRealm]

The anime girl doll industry is going to blow up after this video

[@DinoBoiRex]

business will be booming

[@bloodybladenum1920]

You act like wasn't already

[@emperorkermit1976]

That was not a doll that's just a freezed anime girl

[@kirayoshikage2510]

Blow up you say?

[@ejthedhampir507]

Not down here in Australia it isn’t...

[@ElUndetto]

1:06 "Soap trusted YOU, I thought that I could too."

[@KnightofDark00180]

"So why the bloody hell *DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU* "

[@marshmallowcoolboy5308]

Brings back some bad memories

[@ops2mops954]

Im not crying, you are

[@lampshadehitman6771]

YURI

[@humidpath2104]

@@KnightofDark00180 I was young and patriotic, when I first met Vladimir Makorov.

[@Barakut]

The grenade launcher can kill multiple enemies with one shot.

[@minecraftnagodzillasmash5422]

1:21 moment when you realise that heavy is taking you to brazil is terrifying

[@reimuhakurei2123]

the last few seconds

[@colebrian7197]

cumzone>brazil

[@tfkbergmann9367]

Estranho

[@brzaotop4439]

@@colebrian7197 say that again american

[@JohnnyFire117]

The fact that this is unlisted is what makes this video even better.

[@TheStraizo]

its not

[@THE_KIRYU]

@@TheStraizo it was

[@bloodybladenum1920]

Not anymore Aaaaaahhh!

[@afrizaldaniswaraali8980]

@@THE_KIRYU To all of us that were here before everyone else 🥂

[@Man_Flippin_Pentagrams]

@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 🥂

[@malsypright]

"How many holes does a human have?" One other brilliant mind has raised that same question...

[@simplylawfull1778]

5 humans have 5 holes I feel like a nerd

[@leeviluhtamaa3431]

@@simplylawfull1778 10

[@Idioticvines]

Approximately 5 million

[@konradzukowski213]

Out of all details, i love how on reversing the tape recorder, the actual time of the video is shown with the accuracy to the miliseconds.

[@sludgechan]

Also its a Katana Zero reference which is a cool game with amazing story B)

[@julianabell5361]

@@sludgechan I love that game, had me mesmerized and shit.

[@vexron5872]

I had to rewatch this 3 times just to notice that the anime figure moans when he touches them... ceno0 I am at a loss for words...w- what

[@AshenChedツ]

Why...

[@idting2]

YOOOO

[@aurorathomson6747]

Took me 2 times

[@octoberland5970]

You are correct

[@potatoslayer69420]

W-wha-what?!

[@RyuBlue]

2:13 Oh Lordy those are the Scissor Blade props I made years ago to see them used like this now I am both proud and confused

[@lunatic-k5209]

You made kill la kill scissors into a props? Cool

[@nkvdofficer2174]

The fact that this man has a Phalia model in the background is one of the many reasons why this video is flawless.

[@CsyeCokTheSolly]

Holy shite I notice it now

[@--------352]

Where?

[@CsyeCokTheSolly]

@@--------352 near the heavy in the center.

[@--------352]

@@CsyeCokTheSolly i found it

[@Jeff015]

Yo stalin you're into it to? Guess it's our doll now

[@Peterscraps]

Out of the untitled quarantine. Fuckin finally, Iv'e been waiting on it.

[@honest_126]

I remember you.

[@greensweaterchild8179]

T H E C U M G H O S T

[@emoelmo2305]

2:19 is nobody going to talk about how his thing is sticking out

[@mattwiisports2943]

@@holohacke4918 look at his pants

[@TortugaAW]

@@mattwiisports2943 It's light.

[@freedom4125]

It's a rocket

[@mohamdmlg9027]

FAK I DIDNT SEE UNTIL NOW

[@BatOfTheDead]

The kill la kill scissor blades

[@Juansas03]

2:12

[@ammagon4519]

Why is it in different colors tho?

[@jacksonflynn9332]

@@ammagon4519 Nui Harime

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

0:11 anyone hear that low key moan

[@towkhan3861]

God I haven't noticed it. *Time to go back on Henthai*

[@michaelzhang9806]

Huh, I thought I heard something there.

[@user-es1gb7tw6g]

ö

[@_Sukyi_]

NUT

[@SeleneRoseRM]

I think thats actually squeeking, like from a chair scraping

[@commandermicrowave4905]

3:22 I lost my lungs when I heard the damn voice from xcom

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

I think the important thing here is that the subtitles are coloured

[@dioxide39]

It's my second time seeing the coloured subtitles and its pretty insane that not many people not know about them

[@ABAgamer_]

@@dioxide39 How do you do them? Is it a new feature?

[@dioxide39]

@@ABAgamer_ Its an old one. The last time I've seen it was on a Hatsune Miku MV back in 2019 ( kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6bJqpeFqM53bK8 ) to add more bonus, the subtitles are even karaoke-like which is pretty fucking awesome. Only if me or more people know how to do it

[@ABAgamer_]

@@dioxide39 Interesting! I never knew about this before until you mentioned it, so it's great to know something that people are just getting discovered.

[@oleksii4079]

@@dioxide39 Question. If you play team fortress 2, are you a spy main?

[@mysteriouslycreepyman9551]

I cringed so hard when heavy was snipping the ropes. Never in my life have I dropped my phone out of pure pain from seeing the POV of heavy giving the snip snip

[@fortressfilms8375]

Along with sniper screaming no, yeah I can see why.

[@goldenfryingpanTF]

No jokes, A condom advertisement played while I was watching this video.

[@НикитаБрусницын-о8ш]

KZbin after watching that: We gonna give him an strike.

[@НикитаБрусницын-о8ш]

@@pancreas5160 Yes

[@EndelPepsiMan]

Could have been better

[@-YELDAH]

Could also have been better

[@cardmeme3301]

Worth it

[@-YELDAH]

also Worth it

[@nkvdofficer2174]

Gotta choose bro which one.... ℂ𝕆ℕ𝕊𝕌𝕄𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℂ𝕌𝕄 ℂℍ𝔸𝕃𝕀ℂ𝔼 2:30 🇷‌🇪‌🇯‌🇪‌🇨‌🇹‌ 🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌ 🇴‌🇫‌🇫‌🇪‌🇷 2:39 🇦‌🇨‌🇨‌🇪‌🇵‌🇹‌ 🇹‌🇭‌🇪‌ 🇴‌🇫‌🇫‌🇪‌🇷‌ 3:03

[@engineergaming3745]

Engineer gaming

[@rebisco550]

@@engineergaming3745 engineer gaming

[@engineergaming3745]

Engineer gaming

[@Xzi808]

Engineer gaming

[@engineergaming3745]

Engineer gaming

[@thatoneguy2960]

God: creates humans Humans: creates this video God: I shouldn't have done Covid-19

[@ConFall]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created ?"

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

i dont know about god but i know panties exist and that's the only thing I believe in

[@РыцарьДляБедных]

-Spy children 2.

[@draexian530]

- Steve Buscemi

[@rezver7707]

I did not expect someone to use those voicelines to make a storyline. Спасибо за этот шедевр ceno0

[@Haispawner]

What even are the voicelines?

[@tanimations7231]

А думал это РикРолл, но нет It's an a *CUM* *ZONE*

[@poplar6724]

@@Haispawner kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXXSaGOkr9mFhKc

[@jack.h99]

0:31 This fucking line took me off guard, much like he did to himself lmao

[@crazypyro3166]

2:34 look like u played katana zero

[@Rat_Fบcker]

"That should work"

[@CsyeCokTheSolly]

he did

[@diedforsomemilk7774]

I love katana zero beat the secret boss and got all the keys and achievements

[@witheredgolthechibiplagued7303]

Ya that makes sense

[@sludgechan]

You *party?*

[@pipehelix5776]

0:36 Vsauce has a video for that

[@ZackAttack518]

Yeah thats the joke

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

@@ZackAttack518 precisely the music video has Vsauce in the back when that line is said

[@officerpolarbear8670]

Thank you for the beautiful captions!

[@DinoBoiRex]

[@CheeseYourself]

this entire video is so horribly cursed

[@waltonsimons8037]

Blursed

[@HalfbitNope]

Red heavy said; “connection terminated. Im sorry elizabeth, if you even remember that name..”

[@caseyellison5079]

what

[@Glsmakgn]

@@caseyellison5079 fnaf reference

[@J0yceJ0star]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. It's somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms... This ends. For all of us. End communication.

[@honest_126]

This ain't good for me because of the fact it's an Xcom 2 reference. The video's joke I mean.

[@theirishrave6448]

This, this is a thing of beauty. Such quality and obvious effort put into this visual symphony of a video. Well done.

[@RekojOfReality]

I moved my mouse for the fun of it at 2:32 and I legit thought it was somehow tracking my mouse. When I tell you I *fucking jumped* I aint lyin

[@kiloklavdi1185]

Did you consume it or not?

[@legoeater6920]

@@kiloklavdi1185 someone's asking the real questions

[@LuckGoodLuckLuckGoodLuck]

1:47 ...I suppose I don’t have to ask what the liquid was that Heavy threw in Sniper’s face to wake him up?

[@МишаШимко-р5ы]

Milk :)

[@bennystar20d89]

Water 💧

[@NoreoeroN]

Water actually

[@seventheroot-r]

Cumwater

[@NoreoeroN]

@@seventheroot-r yes

[@marmitacomunista5247]

"Why did you got late for school?" "I-i... (0:32)"

[@gregtso7505]

2:28 *sees glass* "Say it." 2:30 "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[@theeggpope6309]

oh my god TURN ON THE SUBTITLES PEOPLE

[@Ben_19M]

why is it blue

[@RamiCrafy]

why is it red

[@RamiCrafy]

why is it green

[@RamiCrafy]

WHY IS IT MOVING?

[@RamiCrafy]

WHY IS IT IN ANOTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN??

[@monke9183]

The Subtitles And This Video Are Amazing!

[@mariakrukovich1836]

leaked Heavy cumplay from Team Fortress 2.2.0 watch now [ДАННЫЕ ВОССТАНОВЛЕНЫ]

[@thetamaximum1901]

Somehow little known fact: The original song in the background of the CumZone is a pretty damn awesome bop. Its called Flamingo and it's by Infected Mushroom. They have this other slapper called Groove Attack, too

[@MajoraWaffle]

fucking love infected mushroom. always love seeing them stanned

[@ghersoncastro2850]

Check the comments on their videos for a fun time lol

[@skootz24]

ALL of the Cumzone vids are over Infected Mushroom tracks.

[@mmorpgkitty]

Nice

[@nagashimayt9083]

Watching with subtitles was one tf the most fascinating experiences, and I love it!

[@DinoBoiRex]

:D

[@nagashimayt9083]

@@DinoBoiRex Your effort was really good

[@DinoBoiRex]

@@nagashimayt9083 thanks man! suprisingly enough, doing these kinds of subtitles are kind of easy! only takes like a few hours to finish for a video length like this. I'd suggest trying it out for yourself if you're interested! It would be certainly nice to see more fancy subtitles going around on this site. (I used aegisub and ytsubconverter, btw)

[@nagashimayt9083]

@@DinoBoiRex cool, will try to spread the madness :D

[@Radical_SeS]

The only real version

[@I_cant_aim]

This guy must looks like he hasn’t loose a single NNN

[@yourlawyer3305]

I think he went for Nonstop-Nut November.

[@I_cant_aim]

@@yourlawyer3305 what if he saw videos of every female character but still survived

[@sparkraido]

Or he watched every porn ever

[@procyon6445]

That guy's voice will make anything hilarious

[@bradyngaming2835]

"THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY A##" - Heavy 2020 yes, he actually said that once.

[@VerdeMorte]

"Oh, no no no no no, I would never- *BUZZ! LOOK AN ALIEN!"* (Backstab) *"YOU GOT YOU'RE FRIEND IN ME..."* (Traumatized Dog)

[@skybuprofen9834]

2:26 Heavy's exaggerated facial movement here is nothing short of perfect.

[@vitativits]

This video is a excellent tutorial about how to come more unique and proper way.

[@s4ndr3x98]

fun fact: this was uploaded before the censored version

[@Genasidal]

The punch at 1:04 felt so fucking visceral and real that I might need to go to the hospital for a psychic concussion

[@Qsstert]

Fantastic work, Absolutely amazing.

[@icecream1454]

I'm both scared and amazed how well this is made

[@fruitfaucet9922]

Those are literally the best subtitles I've seen on any KZbin video ever.

[@DinoBoiRex]

thanks lmao, but it's simple compared to this kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpW6e5Sqh92ZsJo&ab_channel=OctagonCollaboration a bajillion times better

[@theengineer7179]

The XCOM 2 reference at the end was unexpected

[@ConradJD777]

That Katana Zero music tho, I was like "is that Nocturne?" Heck yes it was.

[@sludgechan]

Fuck yeah B)

[@TheZebinator]

"how many holes do humans have?" Hi Vsauce Michael here

[@lucardomijosse864]

I worship your art of transition and quality-making

[@davixanderson7664]

1:49 australian sniper got interrogated by CEO of horny - circa 1968 -

[@darkarma9368]

we need a 360 version of this

[@DIABETOR]

2:48 that seems like it's probably a pretty accurate representation of what it's like to get shot in the fuckin face

[@morph1ne_]

все эти хорни рисуночки все-таки оставили след на твоей психике. ну, не зря пять месяцев ждал. upd: оказалось, нужно было подождать еще неделю, чтобы это видео стало легальным upd2: сука все по-новой.

[@Yoko_Littner]

сам рогатый

[@rainysunday9664]

Что вы с ним сделали?

[@DivideBy0705]

Guys this is english

[@Yoko_Littner]

@@DivideBy0705 but author is russian

[@sgt.archdornan5195]

@@DivideBy0705 no this is Patrick

[@Corium1]

0:32 happens a lot.

[@mlgmika9629]

1:07 when you get captured in Far Cry 5

[@Pickle42]

i watched this and got an ad for milk after

[@mostafanajafzadeh]

Destiny!!!!

[@humpadoop1771]

free milk just come to my house

[@RegentPandora]

It cannot just be a coincidence, because we have seen leaked footage of the Coomer rituals, so they must be after us.

[@humpadoop1771]

@@RegentPandora no no just come here

[@RegentPandora]

@@humpadoop1771 Yes?

[@RegiRaidillonVT]

Honestly, I said this a few weeks ago, no one can do a shitpost THIS HIGH QUALITY. And the round of applause goes to Ceno0

[@MrSam2497]

0:58 Oh no, i just noticed that there is something in the bottle

[@bastardcat385]

Cum

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

The perfect shipost does not exi--- Ceno0: watch me do it. * did Pootis engage* Also Ceno0: wanna see me do it again? * this video*

[@James.D.B.]

Also Ceno0: wanna see another? * Pootis Engage Extreme *

[@DigitalAlexN]

"how many holes does a human have?" 5 on face 2 on bottom (male and female) Bellybutton 6-7 holes

[@cpt.mirones5109]

what about ears?

[@DigitalAlexN]

@@cpt.mirones5109 already counted

[@cpt.mirones5109]

@@DigitalAlexN 1 mouth 3 Nose Holes 5 Eyesockets for SKullfucking 7 Ears quick meths

[@BamfIamone]

What about pores?

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@BamfIamone they dont count

[@soap2444]

1:58 is that the dragon slayer

[@flaccidium9350]

It is, and you can even hear a clang when he throws it

[@hunterfox5509]

1:02: holy shit he's using a gun!

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

russian roulette with a cum gun