Meeting FishTank's Alpha Male

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[@dylcor]

Tom really cloned himself twice for the tom dark and tom IRL channels. Now this is innovation.

[@kinogemmy]

Thrice actually

[@doktorbone]

It is actually 3 times the turkey was the first the original is thought to be a legend he’s known by the name chicken Chad. Very few have even heard of his existence.

[@DJHASDIMONDS]

@@doktorbone only ogs remember

[@kraftdinna5650]

No this is AI and you’ll never know it until it’s too late

[@altectechy]

Is this turkey tom?

[@keganritz4418]

I can't tell if he's a chaotic neutral or just deranged

[@battman505]

Autistic

[@benjaminholcombe9816]

Deranged

[@austinsavage5962]

Hes top J

[@rek1ndled]

both

[@Swerv3D]

Tom: “these pills John made me take” Tom 10 seconds ago: “can I take some of these”

[@mdekc13]

Tom the type of guy to have a whole KZbin channel his fans aren't all aware of.

[@WGGplant]

fr. only found it cuz i looked for the tipster roast

[@Kmodoe]

I just heard of it from the unsubscribe podcast from Tom

[@ustupid7678]

I mean if u scroll down on his channels front pages jt shows his 2 other channels

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

2. Tomdark

[@ronaldnon]

Jon actually being authentic and funny is totally unexpected

[@freshtree]

most of the people on fistank could be the show just brings out the worst in them

[@gangstercheese6502]

I am so suprized how normal he is, and that he has acctual and cohearent thoughts

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Why tf is that unexpected 😂

[@OldWizard.]

The Holy Spirit always wins

[@zephirol4638]

Dude might be delusional, but he has always seemed authentic and naturally funny/entertaining.

[@tayloranne18]

holy fuck bros rap was FIRE, he was talkin bout some real shit

[@TheShadow0515]

I like rap that is like that. None of that other shit. Rap used to be real back in the day. I am not a crackpot.

[@raiylab]

Jon is so unhinged irl lmao

[@JordanPeverelli]

Jon: I'm a Christian. Also Jon: I drive people around so they can do degenerate things and I want to run girls and I want lots of money. Alright man, I think you need to read your Bible more, the life you desire is clearly one that leads to destruction. "No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money." Matthew 6:24 Literally the first book of the New Testament

[@OldWizard.]

Hes certainly not perfect but having the Holy Spirit will discern where he needs to be. Jesus hung out with the lowest of us.. he is bold in his Faith meaning the word will flow from him whenever he goes.

[@disho4208]

he calls em sl*ts and thinks they're wierd tho

[@JordanPeverelli]

@@OldWizard. He contradicts scripture and blasphemes God in his current state, no one is perfect of course, but he shows little repentance and love for God from what I've seen. He is bold in his own desires, not in the desires of God.

[@JordanPeverelli]

@@ambiguousfrog7977 I hope so too.

[@jackdandy]

A Christian involved in OF, yeah makes sense.

[@ummYeaShure]

Yo that homeless dude was actually spitting some nasty lines man.

[@bonkerswonkers22323]

No literally, bar after bar fr

[@rossfaulkner45]

Seeing Tom take his first trip to ZYNbabwe was the best part of this video.

[@papaya7411]

i like how unbiased you are when interviewing or hanging out with these people, saw it a lot with vegan gains and now jon, real good content

[@producktions6180]

I unironically love this new content Tom is hilarious irl

[@cheyannerenee9874]

The beginning of Tom’s zyn journey

[@alicemalice1047]

Haha when I saw that part I did the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme

[@joshuajensen1574]

Dude you can tell that Jon just lies about 50% about everything

[@BackkUp-h8t]

Snowflake

[@thecripple1021]

Gaylord​@@BackkUp-h8t

[@maxcohn3228]

The fact that Providence has begun to turn into a Mecca for content like this is wild to me. Makes me proud to be a resident.

[@TDdemeter]

Fr I live in CT (in an area near Providence) and I am living for this 😭

[@motive-li1do]

TOM NO DONT TAKE THE ZYNS

[@swag_on_me_03]

Seeing it begin was astonishing

[@motive-li1do]

@@swag_on_me_03 the beginning of the end....

[@MyDogJason]

Jon sucks so much, hes what happens when you let a sam hyde gasslight go too far lmao

[@jacksonheaberlin6051]

13:31 bro why is this an actually insane freestyle

[@thespecialduck5030]

there are old heads free-styling for money in every city in the usa

[@SniffJohnson]

give an old head credit​@@thespecialduck5030

[@THESLlCK]

@@thespecialduck5030 I’m not going to pretend I listen to freestyles all day but he’s a good producer and manager from making it.

[@badicusvibesimus182]

Because it's not a freestyle.

[@gumbojjumbo]

very impactful bars

[@Gooberstein612]

Thank you tom for the new gooning material

[@TDdemeter]

Fr 🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@TONYCL0]

Can’t wait until all the three toms meet up and make a video together

[@shrewmii]

Whenever i see this guy I remember when i commented on your stream telling him daniel larson wanted to be on his podcast and you read it out loud and he thought it was serious

[@drifter402]

That MC is the middle was actually sick

[@FukaiKokoro]

This guy is so funny. I'm also a Oregonian. From the MFR area. Born and raised. Cool that he's a wildland firefighter. They in general saved my house! Wildland firefighters are amazing! I experienced the mill fire in northern California and you can't understand how scary it is until it happens to you. We where literally fleeing for our lives. Because the wind is always like 50mph in the summer. Which made the fire extra scary And very fast moving, the mill is what started the fire because the wind is used to dry the lumber and why they called it the mill fire. That's so outta pocket saying he wants his plane to crash on his way back to Oregon for a good story. omg that made me laugh soooooo hard!! Oregon is legit the best state in the whole country.

[@Alex_Choti]

Tom the kind of guy to post a video about Jon and have Jon slip up and say he will get on season 2. So I go in chat and relay that news in the chat and get muted

[@blobona4810]

i WISH Andrew Tate was just like Jon lol

[@alicemalice1047]

Same, this guy has genuine good in his actions, and no hateful secret intentions.

[@Sciencef1ction]

@13:30 sign this man to a record deal IMMEDIATELY! He didn’t miss once and that was off top AND off fent

[@ChrisMustard]

I'll level with you, I watch your stuff but not subscribed BUT IRL docs, feedback, not going off a screen... This is good content. Yes, I'm a Buckingham guy too, but to research a question is nothing to actually asking a question. Tom, this is superb. Jon, keep on keep going on, you're alright

[@dark69mage]

tom dresses like i did in 7th grade

[@michaelchef]

I know you haven’t done a ton of this yet, but so far the content is really good and I can’t wait to see more. Nice work Tom.

[@TheFifthWallz]

14:18 SICK FREESTYLE

[@chrise8275]

Tom the type of guy to keep his lights on when he goes to bed.

[@diddytacos1359]

Dude the Jon and Tobuscus collab would be the most hype thing of 2024

[@shrewman]

Should do this with some of the other s1 contestants defo

[@ItemLabelRR]

This is were the zyns all started

[@inkeys6244]

you do a really good turkey tom impersonation. keep it up, great tomtent.

[@softpetal]

jon blocked me on twitter because i kept spamming the 😂 emoji on his lives

[@coltonbarnes7861]

and u winder why he banned u?

[@softpetal]

@@coltonbarnes7861 im not wondering, i know exactly why thats why i said this

[@amp4105]

@@softpetal based

[@softpetal]

@@amp4105 base

[@AntonBerglund88]

You should link up with Cole next.

[@quackk_kk]

The IRL's go incredibly hard, and Jon's a great character for a start. Really hoping these vids go viral.

[@icarus8649]

freemasons actually do ponder orbs on top of checkered floorboards

[@reeseboyko1650]

I'm gonna need to see the full interview with the compliment the jacket guy

[@Lebronzo445]

my preconceived notions about jon were completely overridden by this video seems like a genuine guy whos really funny

[@Papapoley]

why Jon dressed as the main character from GTA 3

[@soy-boy-troymcclure5967]

Jon “Claude” Van Tent

[@benjaminholcombe9816]

So many qualities of lolcow…he doesn’t think he’s a lolcow.

[@alicemalice1047]

I mean, he's a little mentally weird, but he's not a lolcow. He doesn't fit many of the main defining factors.

[@CanvasCraftsman]

That guys bars were insane, you know who I'm talking about

[@reeetawd]

Jon fucking rules. He deserves the world.

[@NASkeywest]

Crazy how they were cool With destroying his Bible but him threatening to destroy a pass port was to far

[@puccimane1017]

you can buy a new bible easily, losing a passport while in a foreign country is a huge pain in the ass

[@amp4105]

mad?

[@aspiringbrick]

Tom the type of guy to link up with a cool dude and bro down and make quality content

[@luisramirez-ut8vh]

Yeah the lord def put sam hyde in his life for a reason. This shit is honestly just Howard Stern Wack Pack version 15 lol

[@aaron12345cl]

I appreciate how respectful tom is hes a good example for our generation

[@T00_SHADY]

All I have to say is… BARS!! 🎶 That man can spit gems 💎 What is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise smh

[@professordrmao6321]

Tom the type of guy to clone himself and have 50 channels like onision

[@WGGplant]

i went into this without any knowledge of this guy. haven't watched fishtank. my first experience of this dude, and i think he's pretty sick. to be clear, im not rly into a lot of his views, but i think he's funny and real.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

Jon seems like a dope person to hang around

[@liamp6491]

biker rapping was fire

[@Jackalope9505]

I didn’t know alpha males shot gunned white claws 💀

[@ALC570]

“It’s not a good thing” 💀

[@Pr0toPoTaT0]

Dude when he did pka I almost died

[@chikendoodad]

Jarring seeing you clean shaven. It's like a jump scare you aged up like 20 years.

[@Dumpy420]

"Theres a very pacific demon" congrats on meeting this gay guy

[@StickNMove1040]

13:30 unc tore that shit up fr

[@coltonbarnes7861]

i think john is a wholesome guy, but he is 100% chaotic lol, thats why hes a W

[@ddog1066]

Get some help dude, you haven't even met the guy holy god

[@coltonbarnes7861]

@@ddog1066 that was needlessly aggressive

[@earrapist3046]

hes boring asf

[@amp4105]

@@ddog1066 seething

[@gonzokillass]

I bet Tom never heard of Butthole Surfers

[@yesok2954]

♪Marky got with Sam Hyde♫ -- Oh, wait. We don't talk about that.

[@SpentLast]

Marky mark never forget 😔🇺🇲🦅

[@quagmoe7879]

@@yesok2954 hahaha guys it’s so funny he knows about the thing that didn’t happen haha wowee so funny and totally not at all reddit lol

[@yesok2954]

@@quagmoe7879 It's ok, my dude. You need to go listen to a song called Pepper.

[@quagmoe7879]

@@yesok2954 I’ve already heard that song. It’s just really lame to make a reference to a fake rape accusation like that. People should be ignoring that shit completely.

[@ArunWills7]

Tom zoomer gets Christ pilled by sigma male

[@nurgle-j5n]

COMMON JON W

[@xp8969]

Why are you spamming this? Are you a bot or just a simp?

[@mekudu-man3804]

JJJJJJJJJJJJ

[@BenDover-cw8zs]

Bro rlly said he has a cigarette problem as if they are bad for you

[@whateverwhatever4026]

I can't believe Jjjjjjjjjon is too blame for Tom's Zyndiction...

[@AnonYmous-wm6wq]

Somehow shotgunning white claws is still less gay than Jon

[@BakaAnimeAniki]

is that the Thousand Sunny (One Piece) lego ship on the shelf? if so NICE 😍

[@canadianjesus4059]

THE JONTENT IS REAL

[@ht630]

INSANE CROSSOVER

[@ThriceGr8]

would be great if the audio levelling was stable

[@Benj_Bens]

smaggledaggle face reveal ?

[@bigsanrio]

lol they just hung out in front of jets apartment

[@marc01781]

Give prayer a shot dude

[@septseventh]

20:52 this scared the hell outta me Tom why does the sound effect sound like it’s beside you😭

[@brain240sx]

Tom the type of dude to come to the folks at home LIVE from a dirty massage parlor in providence

[@chasecummings1529]

When he was kicking the wall and accidentally put a hole into it was so damn funny😂😂😂

[@honza5183]

Him calling himself orthodox is so crazy to me, because literally every single thing he strives for is exactly against the teachings of orthodoxy. I hope that he one day can find the true and right way.

[@onikrux]

I never would've guessed you were a shark on s1... 😮

[@Danytheman1988]

Keep the beard Tom, you look fucked up without it.

[@jacksonheaberlin6051]

Thomas. Don’t test me.

[@Rher_the_Moon]

Jon pre-HGH; Tom pre-Zyn

[@ddog1066]

Will Tom carve top J into his chest after this? We'll find out next week on this video sucked

[@mushroomanjcc1954]

Gorrila mind is pretty reputable. Derek does hour long breakdowns of his formulas and tells you when you don't need his shit

[@dappwp4387]

14:50 holly moly is thst David gogins

[@alsneed7941]

Tom on fishtank 😳

[@thespacebanana1307]

He looks like that british guy that doesnt chew his food

[@LordOuro]

Tom you should get a greaser slickback

[@keganritz4418]

Tom you gotta interview Too Apree. Beck yeah that'd be chill

[@CommanderOfTheSun]

How many channels do you have? I already follow Turkey Tom. Wtf.

[@ttlynotcam]

Man, jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj is such a good dude.

[@isaacmcginn7923]

Mpmd really the goat

[@coryhueske5245]

He sounds like he is from south Louisiana, his voice would fit right in.

[@flameguy3416]

You leaked his house color

[@badicusvibesimus182]

Excited to watch this, Jon is probably my most-disliked fish in terms of how they have conducted themselves online since fishtank (outside of Mauro). Edit 1: Jon has to fail at everything he tries and get cut off by the MDE crew before he goes on the Lolcow podcast, but he should Edit 2: Jon not being a very good Christian disrespecting people on the street and saying that he wants to simulate Pimp Daddy Tate Edit 3: Does Jon consciously exaggerate stories, or does it just happen automatically?

[@keegan3960]

shut up nerd

[@darthmader057mmm6]

Also being a baby when frank hassle made fun of him as a joke

[@chrism4008]

Judgmental much??? Jeeezus

[@badicusvibesimus182]

@@chrism4008 judge not lest ye be judged

[@DerelictCountry]

The JJJJJ thing technically came before Fishtank

[@ginger7241]

don't know if I agree with everything John says but he does believe in what he says and that's pretty sick:)

[@neveraro]

Yuo Need A Haircut Tom

[@Froostiee]

This TomEarl guy is pretty good

[@firlgailure]

this is so cinematic wow also hi guys