Meg has a Surprise for Brian

[@mattmason4013]

Brian I'm waiting. Are you in our out.

[@ToDamnRight]

😂😂

[@JuanValdez-iv4id]

Or*

[@ryanschmidt3913]

@@JuanValdez-iv4id That's what he said; "our."

[@Goofy_Ahh_Ghost]

I never got that joke...

[@mrd2342]

@@Goofy_Ahh_Ghost Chris was asking if brian wanted to join his nut session.

[@EpicDestr0yer]

I W A N N A P R E T Z E L T O O

[@rameckothegecko]

Your pfp is fitting

[@Bennahr_Fett]

your profile lol

[@Dudeman-jy4zs]

Same

[@elliel3700]

Strolling down to find this and I’m glad it’s all one word and in all caps..you’re the best!!

[@devilpupbear09]

Brian, I'm ready. Are you in or out?

[@Blackwolffe097]

Stewie ran faster than Stanley on Pretzel Day

[@kashv.k2797]

Ha

[@seskobarwari3274]

ههههههههههه كه مه

[@Jonssi05]

The office reference

[@johnlevin4567]

*I m p o s s i b l e*

[@buccaneerguy8197]

"I like pretzel day"

[@BulaGuy]

I wanna pretzel too. 🤣🤣🤣

[@omnisystem6030]

Richard Tucker same here I want a pretzel

[@BulaGuy]

@@omnisystem6030 Mustard or cheese? 🤣🤣🤣

[@omnisystem6030]

Richard Tucker cheese

[@tacticalfall4505]

I’m the 69th like, so nobody change it unless it’s in intervals of 100 or to 420

[@tacticalfall4505]

Großartige arbeit to whoever left it at 69 likes

[@sevn7842]

"Hey dad, that's a cool HWip."

[@finger_me_hard_daddy]

Cool kwhip

[@cringycook9597]

@@finger_me_hard_daddy funny I always thought it was Cooo-Hip

[@Targon_Blackpoppy]

“Ahh, I didn’t know you could understand me!”

[@siipi6331]

Doesn't he say "whip"? What is "HWip"?

[@rcperry2000]

@@siipi6331 it's how he puts emphasis on the H.

[@sapphytoonz]

9:02 Despite Quagmire being a really creepy and perverted man, there was some actual wisdom in the words he spoke. Too bad a responsible adult didn’t say it, and the wise lines about relationships were spoken by Quagmire-

[@ReapersLove69]

Quagmire a pretty wise adult tho?

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@ReapersLove69 idk man

[@enterthekyuubi]

I mean, yeah...He's peverted, but he's still wise.

[@SketchG]

It's sad that in later seasons they once literally made him try to sleep with meg

[@danatedawg1018]

@@SketchG they ruined him a lot more

[@hya2in8]

holy shit i was not expecting quagmire to give her good advice

[@Borg231]

I can never unsee, unhear, nor unknow ever again.

[@vincecool72]

Yeah same thought he was gonna sleep with her or something lol

[@59771006]

@@vincecool72 He tries to sleep with her in another episode but Peter and Lois stop him kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWeqq59jp8iInqM

[@vincecool72]

@@59771006 yeah have seen that one two. Good that Peter and Louise stopped her from doing this.

[@vincecool72]

@@komorebi3555 smart on picking up girls then yeah I agree. That's what he live for like

[@jad1079]

"She made me eat her hair pie." "It's not what you think."

[@brodypenn]

“Stewie had some too”

[@mahadsudi6863]

@@brodypenn stop punching me

[@flagwanker6346]

Don’t like hair pie. I prefer it shaved

[@nikhnikh9806]

@@brodypenn lol

[@MrDreamwalker]

You poor poor soul

[@mohamedbaradji7504]

Is it me or does Stewie run faster than anyone else?

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Haha

[@allykid4720]

It's you. Animated objects don't make real runs.

[@bogosbinted5432]

Yes

[@vincecool72]

@@allykid4720 nah they make "cool hwips"

[@allykid4720]

@@vincecool72 you're writing "tey" in a weird way.

[@keigandabucket1163]

If I was Brian i would start acting like a dog on four legs and only say woof so it would embarrass meg in front of her friends

[@dariamorgendorffer1530]

Dammit it I just had thought of that

[@avantshadd314]

What friends?

[@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513]

You act like that would phase her, considering she's dated a literal dead body before

[@crimsonraptor67]

On 9/10/2021 the like on this comment is at 666

[@idkissausername1667]

@@crimsonraptor67 1 hour later its at 674

[@pocodyess6050]

Beastiality AND Incest???? Good lord, Meg, that's just vile.

[@creeperzombie6996]

Well, she has sexual depression, poor meg

[@doggamer3649]

Its not incest since dog is adopted

[@juanresto6756]

@@doggamer3649 I think she meant her relationship with Chris.

[@doggamer3649]

@@juanresto6756 k

[@belle-sb5qk]

@@juanresto6756 wait what

[@nematodes23]

I love how Stewie doesn’t even question why he’s eating Pie with hair, he just spits it out

[@justsomeonehere884]

obviously you would spit it out before asking questions

[@Adrian-vw9ls]

@@justsomeonehere884 he means that he immediately spit it out without question whether Brian was serious or not

[@justsomeonehere884]

@@Adrian-vw9ls ohh makes sense

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

Same lol

[@FangyDoesArt]

@@Adrian-vw9ls if I said "I spit in your drink" would you keep sipping on it while you consider "hmm, should I believe if their spit is in my drink? Maybe I'll taste it and see."

[@jackmitchelles2646]

“ this morning she made me eat her hair pie” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

*FALCON PUNCH*

[@JcoleMc]

" Look its not what you think , stewie had some to "

[@jamestowns653]

We're wanting to see a porno of this now.

[@terryaqualad6779]

@@JcoleMc 😅🤣😂 i died when he said stewie

[@mee091000]

@Vetements That's how you know we're older now lol

[@lisafresso334]

Meg: Brian, you're acting WHeird Brian: Oh, come on. That one doesn't even have an "H" in it

[@pmuenoultramicroscopicsili2128]

HWeird*

[@lisafresso334]

@JINHYUN HO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leociresi4292]

Meg:” Relax, we’re goin to be here a WHile.”

[@silvershell8975]

@Groco bo AW COME ON THAT ONE DOESNT EVEN HAVE OHHHHHH…

[@SBG_Arseny]

I literally read this as the audio came on.

[@joaohenriquealbuquerquedas3541]

I was worried when Quagmire got more confortable, but it actually made me feel joy for a few seconds

[@ReapersLove69]

hes a really good man sometimes

[@Zonefire15]

That's just how he works.

[@jordanmatthews1466]

3:46 God DAMN, Lois is a freak.

[@thecoolkid5442]

“NOW STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE AND TWIST IT 😈😩👆”

[@Gdsoldier1]

@@thecoolkid5442 I would do it in a heartbeat

[@bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353]

Yep that was fucked up

[@kashv.k2797]

The fact that Glenn really came around as a good guy in this situation.. Freaking shocker

[@mijasenpai5361]

Fuckin kills me the way Brian runs into the kitchen all happy just to get smacked down with his own food! 😂😂😂😂💀

[@facelessgames94]

Best part

[@mikelittle3269]

Yes best part and the excitement in his face for that sound of food 😂😂😂

[@stopmotion_king5119]

2:37 the look on Brian's face

[@Hakeem9391]

I was dead 💀😂

[@finger_me_hard_daddy]

He look like Austin Lock's top daddy

[@alucaardius]

do you feel me inside of you...?

[@creeperzombie6996]

I was especting him to throw up lol

[@itsirish9582]

@@alucaardius I read this just as she said it

[@littlebetty7097]

"We'll do our best to find Brian and girl Chris" 👁️👄👁️

[@mideenails2588]

They don't respect meg 😭

[@Aggression-hc3yp]

@@mideenails2588 - I’d give Meg a spitfire storm of respect.

[@Dakr2000]

This is such a good episode. Almost every scene has a good joke and everyone plays a good role here.

[@Duskfan98]

6:30 you know from that window he couldnt see Bonnie. Clevelands house is in that direction

[@zohrakharkhour2916]

It is a cartoon after all

[@Duskfan98]

@@zohrakharkhour2916 so?

[@zohrakharkhour2916]

@@Duskfan98 so it doesn't have to make sense

[@zohrakharkhour2916]

@Hill-Billy Boy what

[@killer_greag3541]

@Hill-Billy Boy what

[@deathbolikusjo4325]

Best edit of Family Guy I’ve ever seen. Actually zoomed in on the parts that mattered. Props to you mate

[@Noctrinus]

Copyright and the KZbin Algorithm bruh if they dont zoom in it will literally be deleted and you wouldn’t be able to watch it in KZbin.

[@doctorbrydin7294]

@@Noctrinus yes but they usually get lazy and just zoom in on a door or some shit

[@idiotidiot5821]

Like the reveal of Brian in the chair from zoomed in on Meg is a good example

[@Kc-jx8uq]

Can someone PLEASE help clarify for me the zoom thing I see in most videos like this? Like why does it happen constantly? It's been driving me crazy, can someone please enlighten me?

[@stueyphone]

@@Kc-jx8uq cheating the copyright system, prevents getting deleted

[@bruynevoker]

"IS THAT BEN AFFLECK?" "Hey." That killed me 😂😂

[@TonnyMysteryinc]

Fr idk why but it just made me laugh 🤣

[@alumovrcast]

“I have just been buried in paperwork for the past 72 hours.” Is the funniest line

[@bruhzee3931]

“Brian you’re acting Hweird!” “Oh c’mon that one doesn’t even have an H in it.”

[@chahatsachdev7260]

"now put your finger in there and twist it .. oh my god 😂😂"

[@InVinoVeritas540]

Brian! You ready? Are you in or out? Kills me every time Dying over here!!!

[@Lisa-es9fg]

Calm down

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

Ooh you got pie? Hey can I have a piece? Can I have some of that *Cool Hwhip?*

[@stefanpopescu5372]

You mean "Cool whip".

[@PraneethKannegolla]

why are u putting..so much ..emphasis on h

[@EpicDestr0yer]

YOUR EATING HAIR

[@offficial_rusherpubg565]

This morning she made me eat her hair pie No! No! No! It's not what you think stewie had sone too😂😂😂

[@biancanencioni6279]

I love that joke

[@tuna3211]

@Tuudur Reikop then don't watch family guy

[@tuna3211]

@Tuudur Reikop then you should question your sense of humour

[@tuna3211]

@Tuudur Reikop your overthinking the joke. I mean how can you not laugh at this. If your gonna be stubborn about this, it's your problem. Not mine. Have a nice day.

[@JcoleMc]

@Tuudur Reikop you completely ruined this entire conversation

[@baconslayer218]

If I was in Brian's situation I would just call the cops and hope to God that Meg goes to prison for my safety

[@PrinceFloof]

This is why people hate meg

[@mjqb1]

In this episode I’m pretty sure the cops aren’t there in that episode

[@thinkabouthyuni]

Mason Gaming It’s like Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Peter just disappeared

[@modus8256]

Bacon slayer

[@smileyent.3055]

Nah they would have misunderstood the situation and arrest Brian, like Joe tried to do

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Chris: "Brian, I'm ready. Are you in or out?" Lol. He left the room 20 seconds ago and he's already up there waiting.

[@lightningandodinify]

I love how sincere and innocent Chris is 😂

[@verestoyjanos5013]

That quagmire scene was the perfect definition of "they got us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@SergioRTvisual]

4:46 I loose myself every time with this 😂

[@RodrigoTechador]

@Tuudur Reikop Are you just being deliberately obtuse, or did the "hair pie" joke really go clean over your head?

[@vennecto]

8:14 “Peter, hold on to that thought, because I’m gonna explain to you when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement.” Makes me gasp for air every freaking time 💀 💀

[@yahiryellow1]

I dont get it

[@derpydog1008]

The dog food part is hilarious.

[@sholtowilson8451]

the comment I was looking for XD

[@SixTheDeserter]

She ain't have to sleep Brian like that

[@crimsonraptor67]

The legendary Cool Hhwip convo I grew up listening to for hours on ended 2:56

[@chemicallylemon]

Chris's honesty lmao, "I dropped the ball, I'm sorry..."

[@Nerd2025.]

Stewie is the reason I say whip the way I do.

[@leociresi4292]

I think Stewie just does that too bust Brian’s balls!🤣

[@zesuliwenkonzo6824]

@@leociresi4292 true 😂😂😂

[@stonedstakegaming5458]

I said to one of my exes she now tells me if ever say it again she’s gonna hit me with a golf club

[@venonat80]

4:48 holy shit this got me lmao 🤣. Family Guy never ceases to shock me lol

[@iceluvndiva21]

Soooo Brian being a victim of an obsessed chick who took things waaaay outta context, i s the obvious victim of abduction, actually regrets making out with her is somehow a bad thing and makes him a bad person but sending her to Quagmire, someone who is a grade a sexual predator is a a ok?! Wtf?!

[@ajunteburns6894]

Also the fact they promote bestiality on this show.

[@robertbennett2796]

Nothing happened

[@Monkforilla]

@@ajunteburns6894 they don’t promote anything it’s a show for adults

[@ajunteburns6894]

@@Monkforilla keep believing that.

[@Monkforilla]

@@ajunteburns6894 I do believe it troll, family guy has no adgenda it makes fun of everyone and everything. now tell me again how they pick sides and promote stuff?

[@michaelhall736]

Could we say that Meg is a yandere?

[@GameZar13106]

Yea

[@juliantapia1407]

I don't think the Japanese have a word to describe someone like Meg

[@michaelhall736]

@@juliantapia1407 I guess so but since Meg isn't an anime character but she definitely has shown those tendencies on more than one occasion like when she tried to get Bonnie put in jail so she could have Joe all for herself. While that may be child's play compared to what Yuno (Future Diary) and Lucy (Elfen Lied) have done she has the potential to do that and that's why I consider Meg to be a yandere, at least a borderline one.

[@bimoprasetyo6862]

@@michaelhall736 Meg is A Yandere Material

[@greatbrandini3967]

@@michaelhall736 I never really thought Luct fit the criteria for yandere. Yeah she did some fucked up things, but she also had a legitimate reason to have trust issues, and none of her actions were done with the intention of making the MC love her, she was lashing out at the people she thought were trying to torment her. To me, the ultimate driving force for most/all of a yandere's actions is either to make the MC fall for them, prevent another love interest from getting closer to the MC, or to keep the MC from getting away from them emotionally or physically. For Lucy, she misread MC's lie as a sign that he secretly hated her (like everyone else), and she felt she had been betrayed again by someone she had trusted, after she had already decided she wouldn't trust humans anymore. Lucy's actions weren't driven by her love for MC, they were driven by her pain of constantly being bullied and shunned, and then the knowledge that she had hurt the one person who had legitimately liked her.

[@RealKame]

It's so rare to see Lois defend Meg

[@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4]

Huh ?

[@emizerri]

These are the old episodes before the "haha hating on meg so funny" to disguise the fact they didn't know how to write a teenage girl well

[@tafsibhuiyan8730]

@@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4 everyone bullies her

[@chrisprado4597]

Or anyone for that matter.

[@majorpeepo]

@@emizerri the old episodes are pretty good but now it's just bleh at least AD still kinda stays the same

[@onionknight8128]

"Now stick your finger in there and twist it." My new favorite line

[@bmaiceman]

You got the whip ? Ya I got it right... Wait WHAT?? Lol

[@izzytheoddkid2412]

That “Do you feel me Brian” is a quote that’s been in my head for yearss😭

[@ghostboy463]

Police: *walks in on a guy who's tied to a chair and is getting molested by a teenage girl* "wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg BrIaN?! sHe'S a TeEnAgEr!" Yeah sounds accurate

[@finger_me_hard_daddy]

✨Feminism✨

[@OmegaChase1002]

People really think it's always the man's fault.

[@JohnSmithsu2006]

Well there are guys who are into that

[@thecrashbandicoottrilogybo4890]

It angers me too

[@radioactive1014]

@@JohnSmithsu2006 Well there are girls who are also into that. Does that justify it?

[@jackiechan_wtf4041]

"I know, now stick your finger in there, and twist it!" Louis you freak! 😅

[@im.not.a.monster8578]

Quagmire was actually wholesome. I thought that was going to take a different turn.

[@bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353]

So did i 😳

[@crazisaturn2274]

Me too.

[@unisonproto]

It does in a later episode when she turns 18

[@bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353]

@@unisonproto thats fucked up

[@unisonproto]

@@bonnieparkertheoutlaw7353 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHTHeZl4hs-cba8

[@sparky111000]

8:09 🤣 she never explained what was wrong with that statement.

[@speedstorm0332]

*"I want a pretzel too!"* Mall pretzels are amazing. 😁

[@lowkey3686]

"Brian i'm ready!! You in or out?!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jawabear330]

I still wonder what happens to meg’s blonde friend

[@noprotein311]

She isn't that ugly so... u know the rest...

[@hoobrocks2766]

The cool wHip joke never gets old🤣🤣

[@huss1054]

I loved how stewie ran with his tiny feet I WANT A PRETZEL!

[@stretch6954]

"Part of me is inside of you" 🤣

[@shawne02]

6:58 me on every assignment

[@creeperzombie6996]

His voice makes me laugh lol

[@YUI_NO_HANSHA]

These channels sure love to use "Has a surprise for" 😰

[@rocketman4459]

lol

[@Alex_Lune]

Love how Brian was more bothered by Stewie’s pronunciation of the word “whip” than the fact that Meg put her hair inside the pie he ate

[@diaryofseresha]

"He looks just like ben affleck" lmfaaooo 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[@AverageAngler512]

How is Joe watching Bonnie through the front window if they live next door?

[@Unavailablea4]

Omg yeah😂😂

[@petersyme7083]

It’s not real

[@entity5279]

i love that in the thumbnail brian is completely clueless and meg is just about to smack him in the head with a heavy bag with no sign of remorse on her face

[@RealKame]

Crazy how the show points out Lois hypocrisy

[@jbcarsvids4128]

4:52 Stop punching me 😂😂

[@Random_Person2706]

Meg went from sad to YANDERE

[@jaydonbrewster9169]

Why doesn't this have more likes

[@lawaltesleem2]

2:30 Mila Kunis is hilarious!

[@SikedelicSquach]

“Do you have the wHip?” 😂

[@MillennialJesus]

@LiLMiKeJr Clubs wHat?

[@cherryxang1327]

"Say whip" "Whip" "Say cool" "Cool" "Say cool whip" "CoolHwip" "Cool whip" "Cool Hwip" "Cool whip-" "Cool Hwip" "YOURE EATING HAIR"

[@stueyphone]

3:00 Funfact it's the same voice actor. Seth got some pretty amazing voice acting skills

[@jammylew]

Meg:Brian you’re being wheird Brian:Oh come on that doesn’t even have an H in it!

[@memelord9875]

I love he just stops mid chew and stairs lmao.

[@michaelfrazierjr3108]

0:43 If only I wasn’t a diabetic.

[@ethane-dawgwenger4207]

5:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "And here to assist me is headmaster of the New York school for the hard of hearing, Mr. Garrett Morris."

[@chiefchuck3897]

“She made me eat her hair pie” “Look it’s not what you think, stewie had some too”

[@justinc4139]

"that's a great shirt, by the way"

[@johnathanharris4738]

Instant, blames the dog, and not knowest that he is tired up.

[@Kacchi90]

5:37 "Some ppl need this cause they don't listen very well " STOP EATING BURGERS, STOP EATING CAKE" LOLOL brian went savage mode on meg here and she deserved it

[@estebanquinones5918]

"Brian you're acting wheird" "OH COME ON THAT ONE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN H IN IT!"

[@t-posetimmy6834]

6:10 you’re welcome

[@koisov4401]

T-Pose Timmy you’re*

[@AirsoftMemeNerd]

Thank you

[@NFGNUKE_]

“That’s a great shirt by the way.” So he’s just now seeing the shirt that’s she’s been wearing??

[@isaiahbethea1804]

“Brian I’m ready your in or out?”

[@mannyheffley4599]

3:20 made me genuinely chuckle

[@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu]

That stupid myspace line always makes me laugh

[@MissMichSan]

I met garret Morris in L.A. back in 2008 a real nice man he is so cool.

[@zootopiawilson]

"This morning she made me eat her hair pie"....damn, that made me laugh.

[@chrisbarone515]

*Stewie:* That's what I said. Cool hwip. *Chris:* No, It's whip NOT hwip. *Stewie:* I don't know what you're talking about.

[@andylausupremacy6478]

The reference to Scorsese’s film The King of Comedy deserves more respect at least… Seth really loves his movies

[@Alext0250]

So funny that quagmire actually helped her jajajaj

[@KotaJMomo]

Brian’s face when he hears what’s in the pie absolutely kills me… '_'

[@alexthompson5275]

That's where Meg turns into a psychopath

[@Aggression-hc3yp]

She’s just a girl that wants to be loved by those around her.

[@ICaressDragons]

2:37 The Face that Brian is making, I CAN’T. 💀

[@ryzing_hope7421]

I remember watching this episode and just being weirded out by lois getting turned on by being shot.

[@crazyasasyn9035]

Wow quagmire gave solid none sexual life advice that actually helped 😧

[@gsav1320]

The cool whip is a certified hood classic

[@mr.vanquisher7984]

6:10 that is exactly how I call my cat lmao

[@vickilouise3307]

Chris- “Brian I’m ready, are you in or out?” *Thats what she said*

[@actionmoviefxful]

cool whip scene never got old😹😹

[@jameswhipple5658]

I remember an English teacher telling us about pronouncing the 'wh' words with that sound that Stewie makes ..even my last name...🤣😎✌😉

[@ginaperkins1088]

That's super cool that they had Garett Morris do his snl bit.