Mega64 Podcast 619 - Why Does Everyone in Quake Wear Roller Blades?

[@ChrusOG]

Mega64 needs way more recognition for what they do. They’re all so talented, and play off each other so well. For how long they’ve been at it, it makes zero sense why they haven’t gotten to 10 million subs already.

[@TheOnlyAchilles]

The sad truth is just that it doesn’t mesh with a lot of people’s sense of humor

[@minecraftstick5984]

im going to make 9,600,000 alt accounts real quick to get them there i gotchu

[@chalie091892]

They’re the cockroaches of youtube. They’ve been here since the beginning and they’ll be here after the end.

[@Torgospizza930]

its just never gonna happen. they dont really try to have wide appeal despite making some incredibly popular videos. like rocco literally got to be on the front page of KZbin all for himself during e3 to do whatever he wanted and could have easily just promoted mega64 but decided to do a bit. like it made for an all time moment of internet comedy but that just shows they don't really try to reach out there like other channels do.

[@ChrusOG]

@@TheOnlyAchilles Their facetious improv and the amount of effort they put into their skits is extremely underrated! I've only stumbled upon them recently and I've been binging them ever since. 😁 Those people are missing out!

[@Danimal613]

I just learned about Mega64 today. Derick and I went to school together from middle school through high. So cool that you're doing a thing man. Congrats on your success!

[@DangerMenace]

That's so rad

[@ArcLi7e]

Damn Garrett's dreads are looking tight as hell

[@animeking]

Saw the 64 hour special. Can confirm. Is real.

[@PepeMetallero]

the vegeta shirt?? i said too much o.O

[@ProgSnob14]

DMT makes you see Tool album art

[@kellyburke_]

'tsu' as in tsunami 'shi' as in sushi 'ma' as in mama Just put those three sounds together and you get: Jimmy Jow.

[@archangel9092]

How is your 3ds doing

[@clonesharpshooter101]

Derrick: “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is kind of a shit film.” Also Derrick thirty seconds later: “I’m not saying it’s a bad movie.”

[@andrewrabon]

It had a shoestring budget and production problems, it's honestly amazing how it's stood the test of time. I still think it holds up for the most part.

[@caikq]

That summarizes Derrick perfectly hahahaha he reminds myself when i was 16 and didn't know how to expresse myself properly.

[@BrokenFingerParadise]

Seinfeld wishes he was Mr Bean, Mr Bean can do more with one eyebrow than Seinfeld can do with an entire set. I hope Rocco can bring the rest of the crew to the light.

[@jjp575]

Joe rogan should try idosing

[@marcross.]

fuck that.

[@headknocker2020]

He couldn’t handle it. Only internet soldiers can stomach a full strength idose trip

[@annedrieck7316]

Joe who?

[@SomethingCool51]

he's too short to get ihigh

[@HerosTheme]

Rocco's hair and those shades, lol he's totally looking like some sort of supervillain or something.

[@SadisticCanada]

or a geriatric senior looking for the nearest bingo hall

[@dsmassive2182]

I couldn't watch past the warning in the beginning, too heartbreaking

[@RollaJones]

Rocco shouting out Ben Mankiewicz for ruining Willy Wonka had me dying this week.

[@RollaJones]

Here's the clip in question. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaDEep-nedaaeqc

[@CheefChaos]

28:35 A movie that actually hits me harder than before is when *spoiler*'s dead body is in the arms of his father and the guy just shouts out "MY BOY!" At the end of HP4

[@El-Burrito]

1:10:22 The "little bit of motion control" feature is going to be on the Steam Deck as well. It honestly sounds quite good but I've not been able to try it myself. You do big sweeping movements with the stick and then you get that extra bit of quick precision with the motion controls. Sounds much better than being stuck with just stick movement!

[@Jempai]

It's amazing on switch, it's much better than using a normal controller

[@beensupe]

Is it a right of passage as an internet soldier to get a bit ticked off when Derrick or Rocco is immediately dismissive about whatever piece of media you like

[@Kramerica962]

Heh, let me know when you are posting "Do Derrick and Rocco get along off camera?" threads on Reddit. THEN we can talk.

[@SteffyCush]

@@Kramerica962 they HATE each other big if true

[@Kramerica962]

@@SteffyCushBATTLE OF THE MAIN GUYS

[@SteffyCush]

@@Kramerica962 could be real

[@Dude902]

It works both ways, sometimes Derrick will be a big fan of something you thought nobody else new about and be the most open minded.

[@El-Burrito]

If you're gonna do DMT, don't just do it off the cuff. Actually research it first, prepare yourself mentally and physically and make sure you have a nice place to trip in and have a trip sitter. If you're not gonna do that then don't fuck with it

[@deadlyspooky]

“Ozzy at the dentist” is the best dentist bit

[@teddefi3168]

They really blew the opportunity to have a whole San Diego Padres cast for episode 619

[@ItsDuckSandwichFilms]

In my heart Homer and Marge were in High School in the 70's and late in their 30's in the 90's

[@aldo_pinheiro]

Mandatory _"please come to Brazil"_ comment.

[@TheWisestWizards]

Mike White was on Survivor a few years ago and apparently snuck weed onto the island. I remember he got drunk on one episode too.

[@michaelbarrett9061]

0:35 perfect Quake sound effect

[@n0vi]

h... holy shit

[@haroonabassi1821]

5:13 when Rocco makes Shawn have a legitimate hearty chuckle like that it soothes my soul man.

[@RMHVids]

Never bought a shirt faster.....hope it’s real

[@hyperdrivepics]

could be real

[@Steakumz47]

Shawn talking about bean flicks. Fingerbang story? lol

[@NocturnalNed.]

“Feelin’ like fuckin’ Flipper over here.” Dude that killed my hahahaha.

[@daftmar]

Love y'all

[@SlavicGold]

WHY WONT THEY ACCEPT BEAN INTO THEIR HEARTS

[@Insanebeastbear]

Congrats on reaching your area code episode!

[@dasutin]

Return of the Jedi was and is my favorite movie. As a kid I used to watch it literally all day, I think I'm personally responsible for ruining our VHS tape of it.

[@Rafu_Aeru]

Rasta Garrett is literally Garrett gone super saiyan.

[@puttputtkid]

will lonely horseman return as the themesong? i like that new one but nothing will be able to replace to og imo

[@marcross.]

johnny make it happen!

[@madebybela]

@lil jon the baptist I miss this too along with the old Intro vid that somehow managed to be fitting with all those songs ahaha

[@gregswitala]

Mr. Bean holds up. Classic, I think. Haven't watched it for a while though. I do love Rowan Atkinson. That character is all physical comedy, very little talking involved. That probably makes it more timeless.

[@zaxbit]

Exactly, I’m a Beanflicker

[@gregswitala]

@@zaxbit I had a similar situation, where I said something that was a total double entendre and didn't even realize it. My friend laughed and pointed it out. I was like, "yeah, that is funny...".

[@lblbates]

Loving the new mics

[@matthumphries]

coming from playing Quake and being into it competitively for 10+ years, it's interesting to me that the bois weren't too familiar with the series. shouts out to Kev though for knowing his stuff. if y'all really wanna see some rollerblading wait till you play Anarki in Q3 or Quake Champions. also Garrett if you're reading this you should play Quake Champions on the podcast some time, would be cool & it's free

[@taylorleipnik3346]

Garretts maine looking glorious

[@ianmckay2542]

Congrats on reaching the great San Diego area code in episode count!

[@dilsco]

the slur in back 4 blood apparently came from two zombies doing different voice lines at the same time i dont really blame them for not realizing two of their voice lines would combine to make a slur, but it's crazy it happened as much as it did

[@skybrielVGM]

Just wanna point out the fact that Garrett looks fucking great with his dreads braided

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Damn! Really cool to hear you talk about Brazil. I saw it some time ago and really liked it.

[@Nobutehuhh]

The set design in Willy Wonka is more imaginative & immersive than most movies I’ve seen. I think it fits the theme to have this rough, novelty mini golf-esque, constructed technicolor factory. I know it looks artificial but in a way it’s very similar to something I’d see in a dream.

[@Gabezilla437]

I’ve never seen the original chocolate factory when I was young, I’ve saw the Tim Burton version, that was my chocolate factory

[@TakesMeAnHour]

It always is funny to me when they talk about landmark titles like Quake and they don’t recognize them or even think to just say “yeah its the first fully 3d first person shooter”

[@narcspector]

The Super Mario Bros movie is fucking fantastic as a goofy fun time for videogame fans, I think that's why.

[@legendarybaseballcard]

when mr. bean becomes king of england and makes them all kill those guys, was so funny as a kid

[@shawnnesbit7314]

Garrett is giving big Necalli vibes this podcast and im here for it

[@lodestarrobot]

Ghost of baha-mas

[@somecitrus7561]

I had my "I can just buy candy" moment when I started doing art commissions online at 16 and spent like $300 on amazon prime on all the fancy traditional art supplies I heard about throughout my youth, like brush pens, non photo blue pencils, and india ink, on top of a bunch of sketchbooks and bristol pads. Back when Paypal was only just A LITTLE shitty...

[@MultiBeautifulDays]

ay! 600k subscribers! Only 400,000 to go!!! Let’s gooooo

[@ianmckay2542]

My dad took me to the South Park movie when I was eleven, and we were both aware I probably shouldn't have been there. Turned out there was a 7 year old in the theatre too.

[@askew88tm88]

I didn't know why laughed at birdiphobia as hard as I did, but I think it was the set-up. It couldn't be that J is funny, right?

[@headknocker2020]

Garrett out here looking luscious

[@TheNamekianClown]

You're actually mostly right about the Simpsons. The show actually loses money in terms of production costs and how much it makes in TV ad revenue. They continue to produce it because it functions as advertisement for the brand as a whole, which still makes a net profit.

[@worm5593]

"what are you saying to me" (c) Shawn Chatfield 2020

[@VOST0K]

Garrett's hair looks good with braids! :)

[@RollaJones]

Don't Mess With The Steve Zahn starring Adam Sandler

[@comandermander]

Roccos manhood is probably that big Darth Vader.

[@erikjohnson2776]

Yep, it was a Carol Burnett Show bit.

[@-inputoutput]

bro is that fkn 64 hr special real?

[@goblinoide]

i farted and it stank

[@ILikeBongos]

That shirt is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@hamfranky]

The return of Dennis, that they knew.

[@ggeessttaalltt]

re: movies, I wonder if the boys have seen Phantom of the Paradise, stylistically it seems up their alley

[@legogojira7521]

I instantly thought of Phantom of the Paradise when Derrick mentioned seventies movies! I feel like Rocco would dig how strange it is.

[@SteffyCush]

ID on roccos shades?

[@Suedeash]

God I wish Garrett would call me based too

[@Kuranghi]

I'm fully on Rocco's side, Mr Bean is amazing and better than everything else described.

[@annedrieck7316]

Whats rocco stance on adam sandler?

[@daniel26395]

Shawn medical malpractice isn't a joke

[@thor-axetheimpaler989]

Hope the border opens, so I can go to the show in Seattle

[@moldyskittle]

Can already tell by the title. Quakes a lil too fast for you guys huh? Yeeeah. I love the id games of that era. But it ain't for everyone!

[@ZAANOS]

Ben Mankiewicz, the guy who ruined Rocco’s night, is the grandson of the guy who wrote Citizen Kane and a cocreator of The Young Turks.

[@williammoore8253]

I'm so glad you guys are still being weird.

[@PeopleR2sensitive]

best pod in a while boys

[@killervacuum]

i wonder what garrett would look like bald

[@izkec]

Booyaka booyaka 619

[@oscargarcia4974]

Jeezus, Rocco and his Bean bit :(

[@MrStarDoor]

Garret's baby hairs are magical

[@PeteSwisselberg]

Gyro controls are a good middle ground substitute for not using mouse and keyboard. imo

[@killervacuum]

damn GTM seems lit

[@Slop_Dogg]

So sad RIP

[@DookieKingBlu]

Sushi-ma Baha-mas

[@ArcLi7e]

Ghost of Baha-mas

[@LawDraws]

"Hershey's Rainbow Turds" coulda called em Shittles.

[@EB01]

I've see Hula Dancing course credits on BYU Hawaii transcripts. edit: did you get the McMeal from Maccas?

[@RxMxG]

Yo Derrick, checkout Tokyo Godfathers, I think it's the best from Satoshi Kon movie

[@Faisal-xw3nv]

I wish we can start polls here in the comments, i wanna know who you guys think is the king of improv 🤔 My vote goes to Derrick

[@cherrybombcoffee]

Simpsons Rebuild sounds interesting no cap

[@RandyAndyShow]

Legend says mr beans favourite movie is willy wonka

[@sebastianvonp1467]

Rocco looks like Will Smith (from Artificial Brain, deathmetal band) with those glasses.

[@raf.raf.]

This made me feel very patriotic

[@DadsAnime]

Favourite movie of all time = Wayne's World. Not so much a movie I could watch again and again but definitely in my top 3 would be The Matrix. Worst movie of all time = dragon ball evolution.

[@Kaleb_SMILE]

The Simpsons continuity guys? They don't even age

[@nicholasbrown-hernandez6837]

fr garret's hair is looking a lil grinchy but the braided bit in this ep looks dope

[@zaxbit]

I’m team Bean, pure comedy.

[@SonofEmhak]

Rocco I love motion assisted aiming in FPS, I really like it in Splatoon, and when I tried it on Doom for Switch it gave that extra bit of finesse and correction like you said for headshots.

[@hellsapoppin9326]

ghost of (soo-shee-muh)

[@dandevil5557]

is it me or do you guys look more fluffy these days?

[@greatsupper]

I'm so sick of the Bean hate

[@Jiucedust]

I don't get the bean hate :(

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

It's funny cause I started listening to the joe rogan podcast because of you way back when. I dont anymore though

[@Jossarianz]

57:55 why so serious