MEGA64 PODCAST: EPISODE 423

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Great podcast guys. I hope Eric had a good day and didn't have any problems.

[@rforbes583]

i hope he didn't ruin it with his bad attitude

[@killerdls]

StrawberryDonutKing have you ever heard of million dollar extreme? I'm not sure if you're a fan of them or not. You would like it I think.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

That's a funny name, are they like bussiness guys who are wacky or something?

[@NZand]

StrawberryDonutKing Million Dollar Extreme? Never heard of him.

[@chrissesock4245]

I disagree. Rocco has the body of a Greek god. He's the Apollo of Mega 64.

[@greatsupper]

Rich Evans gone down the rabbit hole

[@merchant2006]

Flesh Sandwich wants some of that juicy botte meat

[@NitroRad]

100% with Garrett and Derrick on urinals. IDK why, but if I'm trying to go in a urinal, I can stand there all day, it just doesn't come out.

[@nypad5]

loved the live edit by Shawn!

[@shtiken]

You guys know that Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 free VR DLC came out today, right?

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

Man I would pay for a podcast wherE Derrick (mega64) and James/Lawrence from Funhaus talk about Gods of Egypt for 3 hours straight.

[@Peenchy]

At my movie theater there is a pizza place next door that sells pizza buy the slice so everyone does it and it's not a big deal. I have a very large purse so when I go with my friends I carry all the food until we get in there.

[@okm58]

Former GameStop employee here, everything you say is true. But please don't hate on the employees because the company makes us ask all those damn questions or else they limit our hours. They made us ask all these questions, and never gave us answers to give people if they had questions. Horrible company.

[@GorTheMovieGod]

The new intro is so much better than the beach one.

[@MegaLagann]

Nah.

[@Tanikaze2]

it misses the greatest part of the beach intro, which is derrick violently pretending to suck a dick to tunes that don't quite match up

[@Screamingmanta]

Every tune matches up with that intro.

[@Caaaaastle]

The beach intro coming about as a challenge to unexpectedly edit footage from the first 5-10 minutes of the podcast it debuted in made it pretty hilarious. It came together really well. This new one is certainly amazing though!

[@EthePianoMan]

Tanikaze2 No, no, the best part is Garrett "getting low", which matches up to every tune.

[@thefriendlynoob7]

"What was the message?" "It was god bless America and don't you ever forget it." I don't know why that delivery made me laugh so hard but that was amazing.

[@turkeysamwich00]

Garrett has such a beautiful way with words

[@rodrigopacheco12]

derrick comparing Skyrim to Final Fantasy.....kill me

[@Kalazar321]

It was strange hearing anyone compliment the storytelling in that game.

[@glitchfreak316]

They're pretty similar in gameplay at the very least...

[@SlenchFan]

Hatt Hanz Comparing western and Japanese RPGs is super interesting to me because they are so different and also borrowing from each other.

[@Kalazar321]

Oh I agree. It's really interesting when you look at games like dark souls or dragons dogma. Technically they are jrpgs, but very clearly more western influenced.

[@LiquidOtacon]

I have to lock the door in my own house when I enter the bathroom. Every single bathroom I enter I have to lock the door to.

[@burninator14]

Gotta love these terrifying coincidences where you watch the first podcast of a podcast series for the first time the day before the most recent is released and they both have the same theme song

[@Testraloss]

Master Jaster they've used lonely horseman as the theme song at least 50 times. it's the GOAT

[@sarah-nr6uy]

the reason he didn't just tell them to reveal it in that black mirror episode was because he was looking at kiddie porn, not just normal porn.

[@hominiid]

lily i was looking for this comment before I said something.

[@HipsterKaren]

I actually preferred the side quests in Skyrim over the main plot line. There were a lot of hidden gems like The Forsworn Conspiracy.

[@thalunizz21]

The new intro makes me rock-hard!

[@RadonX9]

7:14 Jesus Chris, Derrick, you could at least warn us that you're gonna do the Joker voice!

[@Beelzebubster]

New Intro looking dope

[@Mitchell_Parent]

Black Mirror is great. Brooker kills it. Smart and witty dude. The show is definitively oppressive and dark, but it's thoughtful about the absurdities that arise when civilizations converge with technology.

[@touchly]

YES LONELY HORSEMAN IS BACKKKKK

[@learntodrivenow]

Can't find this pre-order anywhere

[@mr.exposition]

"The message is God bless the Usa, dont you fucking forget it Eric support the troops"

[@iownu92]

During "the act", I typically go for a nice Don't Stop Me Now by Queen. Really sets the mood.

[@juanf5391]

(33:30) I agree with Shawn. I rarely ever shop at physical stores anymore, especially at GNC, and Game Stop, because the store clerks (at no fault of their own) are instructed to hassle you to give the store more money. I buy 90% of my none perishable and entertainment items from Amazon.com. It's just so easy and without the checkout hassle.

[@D4rdar]

2:55 Rocco' description of his genitals is priceless

[@glacier2win]

I dig the new intro.

[@unit01Xpanda]

This is the first full podcast I ever watched, When I watched this I legit thought Lonely horseman was a Yanni song.

[@TheWisestWizards]

My greatest accomplishment was taking a ceramic plate full of food and silverware out of Dennys and sneaking it into the movie theater. There were chicken strips, potatoes, and I think even pancakes. The trick was to just wrap the plate a few times with napkins and carefully place it in the pouch of my gigantic winter coat. I just left the plate and silverware on the floor after the movie.

[@davidrxv]

I'm glad I'm experiencing the advent of VR gaming with Mega64.

[@clevelandbrown5709]

''Final Fantasy is about the heroes journey, saving the princess' Exactly the story of the game. Story is choppy as hell, but saying the game is about chores and feeding cats is like saying FF7 is all about chocobo races and crossdressing

[@Jack-vp9kl]

The best podcast on the internet, I just wish you guys got more views.

[@EvasiveOne]

Rocco's thoughts on Final Fantasy XV were my thoughts exactly. I think out of Final Fantasy I was expecting something more along the lines of Kingdom Hearts with realistic graphics and a story that made sense. And I think that might have been the original plan, based on older trailers, and something happened along the way to change it completely.

[@eggforbrains]

I love the new intro!

[@MonkeyShinesu]

You literally cannot run and gun in Resi 4

[@headknocker2020]

MonkeyShinesu lol pretty much my only major gripe with the game, would have been awesome to run circles around the villagers while I mow them down with the Chicago Typewriter

[@amadeusoasis5358]

@@headknocker2020 ew no. No one agrees with you lol Go play Gears of War if that’s the type of gameplay you want Or any generic third person shooter. RE series is a survival horror, that’s why RE2 Remake was a successful installment. It when back to its roots.

[@headknocker2020]

@@amadeusoasis5358 Very mature response, thanks for that.

[@MegaKratos234]

new intro is pretty great the beach one was very kino though

[@greatsupper]

I started watching Black Mirror after Shawn talked about it on here. It's messing with my mind but it's an awesome show, I'm glad they talked about it

[@NordeyStudios]

the story is actually really close to how FF1 and 3's stories are. I sort of enjoy the lack of convolution compared to ones like 7 and 13.

[@katamari84]

the new intro is so cool,also jagung bakar is baked corn but the way derrick pronounce it was so funny

[@MrXxsnipesXx]

I really enjoyed FF15, but now, a few weeks after completing it i'm kinda seeing the truth about it.

[@dejamhu]

You should do a gamer friendly snacks skit, if you haven't already, that was a good riff

[@osintaquila6]

Best podcast in a while

[@OfficialXAF]

the editing in the first 5 minutes of the podcast is more than shawn has done in years

[@TheGrades90]

Keep giving ff xv a chance!! There is a story!

[@goatpen]

That intro was fantastic......Good day

[@behind_the_smile7107]

haha can relate so much to the pee shy part. It's worse for me if someone starts talking... also sometimes doing a countdown helps for me.

[@dylanmcdonald2504]

Best episode in two years

[@WakingNightMayor]

Title sequence is adorable and nice tribute to the piss prez of the free world.

[@paperclip9558]

Its hillarious that people and even the police getting confused about the hax thing being real when there's a text on it literally says how to install windows on frickin game gear. 😂

[@spicypork766]

Loving the new intro guys!

[@bulletbelt97]

look at these warm California boyz with their jackets on like they even know what snow is

[@qqw3rty]

boi u dont even know what swag is

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

oh shit I'm sorry

[@SomethingCool51]

what a bunch of posers

[@theguy1991]

I work at a theater. I never give a shit when people bring anything in. I just get pissed when I have to clean up their shit when they don't throw any of it away.

[@RayZavesky]

Twice a year I have to travel to China/India, now those are bathrooms that will make your skin crawl.

[@RoboCat2K]

The new intro is awesome!

[@thalunizz21]

Yup.

[@Thatoneandonly90]

Digging the new vaporintro!

[@spencer_abrams]

diggin the new p-cast intro. lovin' that p-cast.

[@ElJoshoMan]

Whats the clip of the person screaming form?

[@ChaostotheVII]

In canada they still put the butter on. I always ask for "layered with butter". The only downside is they charge 80 cents per layer, on top of the 5 dollar price of the poocorn lol Also Derrick missed the point in the end of that black mirror episode. It wasn't just regular porn the kid was watching, it was cp

[@ShaquelBlack]

best cast in a while

[@rocktheboat56]

you're like a year late on ARK LOL

[@Razharvey]

great podcast though, lovin the scarfs

[@matheusfelipe5966]

We need a Mega 64:Dark Souls

[@tmac326]

Like the new intro!

[@carbonwater]

Shawn did some actual editing for once? Holy shit.

[@MrBrawl96]

I am 100% with Derrick on the piss stuff. Can't pee at urinals no matter what and I know its irrational.

[@acidfruitloops]

U a meat gazer

[@SFinerFACE]

Rocco's got the tricks

[@Matt-vx3ow]

Gods of Egypt was glorious schlock and I loved it. I'll see y'all at PAX South. :)

[@killermicrobe]

The best song by Yanni is the live version of "The Storm"

[@BoyWhoLikesTV]

In FF15, I liked leveling up when I was hunting and doing a couple of side quest. I do agree with Rocco, they need to focus on the story. More on the story than the improving graphics. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Too much hype I guess. I hope KH3 isn't a let down like KH3D.

[@Rylaan]

New intro! Try taking it out of the frame. Framing it makes it lose so much energy.

[@jgri2759]

lovin the new intro

[@ouou456]

love the new intro

[@halomasterr117]

ff15 was fun but Rocco is right. that's why I'm waiting for that persona 5 tho

[@OnixRose]

You can just ask to fill it half way to butter it yourself and then hand it back to them ya dip.

[@OODeagleOO]

Man Shawn is looking older

[@cannonfodder4000]

16:40 "Filmed myself peeing for the behind the scenes" Wait, is he implying that video was scripted???

[@Sirkilla120]

DERRICK THANK YOU THAT HAPPENS TO ME SO MUCH

[@nah1610]

Totally agree on FFXV, though I lean more in the negative with it because I was overhyped about the moody, dark intriguing story they advertised for ten years... And didn't deliver on.

[@acidfruitloops]

But. You can fish. 10/10.

[@michaelbarrett3749]

Derrick, that episode of Black Mirror its not the act of masturbation that they are using as a bargaining chip but what they are masturbating to.

[@logancutler6267]

Poppin bread stix at tha last suppa

[@seratedninja]

I am disappointed the boyz don't sing Hokus Pokus while doing the deed... sad day.

[@TheLegatoFox]

Sweet intro!

[@DukeofGloat]

"if you need to know how to be fat, i know the tricks."

[@Bananahogie]

I can't believe I missed the MLK stream!!!!!!!!!

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I'm glad Rocco and I have similar views on weight and penises

[@mstrbubbles]

You should check out Rust Derrick.

[@SomethingCool51]

coincidentally, it's in a humble bundle tier right now for about $4.27

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

What ranger is new Shawn tho?

[@shadowfoxgaming6657]

it's sad to say Yakuza 0 has more RPG then ff15

[@John-si8zq]

I actually have the Gamestop account thing and I was able to get my playstation half off and a free game with the points that i never used. The people at my local Gamestop were also genuinely helpful when my playstation3 broke down on my birthday s few years ago. I swear that i wasn't forced to write this at gunpoint but from my experience there are some stores that don't deserve the collateral damage from overwhelmingly popular opinion being every Gamestop has employees are pushy assholes and are trying to rob you out of buying and selling games.

[@Razharvey]

lol i'm sorry, but no one plays skyrim for the "Story". Anyone telling you otherwise is LYING

[@acidfruitloops]

Rocco calling botw's open world to a T

[@lolzforlunch]

fuck man i really want to get that expirement sweater but id love if there was ever an alternate color from the baby blue, just dont got shit to match with it :(

[@kholt1776]

Bro just wait for the kiddie urinal

[@worm5593]

Black Mirror's seriers which Derek is talking about, about masturbation in front of webcam - there is a young man looking at pornography that is not an ordinary pornography, if I am not mistaken. That is the point near the final, if I'm not mistaken

[@C4NUR43DM4N4M3]

I wonder how many people to the Women's March jokes seriously.

[@notoverwatch6991]

A lot. Did you see those crowds?

[@HarrisonBos]

On that black mirror episode Derek was talking about its implied the person in the show was watching child related pornography and thats why he was so worried about it getting leaked

[@toks1c]

MMPHT, You bout to see somfin`

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I know you guys aren't ripping on GameStop employees, and saying the company sucks (which it does), but just for people who don't understand, the company forces the employees to do all this shit or they'll get fired; there is so much shit an employee can get written up for and I'm pretty sure it's 3 write-ups and they're fired They've essentially turned the employees into lying salesmen instead of knowledgeable gamers I fully endorse not supporting GS, I just wanted to further elaborate why the employees are so fucking annoying

[@littlebirdiebee]

Random Assault Podcast used to work for GS and it was so soul crushing

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I worked for them two different times, the most recent being like 2012-13, and it was terrible the shit that would come down from corporate; that's why I get such a bug up my ass when people complain about GS, I'm always quick to blame corporate for ruining what essentially should have been a fantastic job How far up the food chain did you get? They actually made me a key holder before I quit (which was fucking stressful, having to count the money and lock up/open the store lol)

[@ShinraXSoldier]

Back2TheBoyz

[@TotalHavok456]

i like how derek talks out of his ass about games all the time lol