MEGA64 PODCAST: EPISODE 428

[@spamspaz]

Never ever retire the "Is It Racist" song. Eric's timing is so on point and it always makes me laugh.

[@TargusTargus13]

Why didn't Rocco take his pants off to accept the award. 0/21 Pilots.

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

Mega64 has the best patreon because they're the only ones that actually deliver content and deliver on their promises

[@mega64]

THANK YOU!

[@Tanikaze2]

gay

[@ryan_deakin]

Mega64 I bet shawn wrote that

[@selfdribblingbasketball9769]

The Bye Bye Shawn

[@flashmozzg]

La La Bye Bye

[@antiguy360]

Don't say it, don't spray it

[@gvulture1277]

good sound equalizing for that theme song

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

yeah it really wasn't loud enough, my ears only bled a little

[@PhineasPhishUK]

turn your speakeaaaa who gives a fuck

[@Savester2]

My jaw literally dropped at the Fake glasses. Fuck I wish I was top tier now.

[@halomasterr117]

yeah this is kinda stupid how Nintendo didn't give mega64 a switch. they worked with them, they did so much for them, promoted Nintendos shit. mega64 does deserve a freakin switch.

[@greatsupper]

They were even single-handedly responsible for the Wii U's sales by promoting it with the Dual Screen Kill controversy

[@halomasterr117]

Lucien Lachance they are one of the biggest proprietors of Nintendo on KZbin too. kinda shitty how Nintendo doesn't even think of them when giving out the switches. Reggie Fils-a-mech needs to get infiltrate Nintendo and steal a few for the boyz

[@shadowoftiger116]

halomasterr117 i mean lets be rea for a second, no matter how much you love Mega64 (I love them too), they are not part of the youtube mainstream. They are sort of like Sam Hyde in this regard, fuck man both channels deserve a lot more recognition. But it will never happen. That is the price to pay when you try to stay out of the loop.

[@YamadaDesigns]

i mean, they don't do video game reviews ever, so I don't understand why Nintendo would give them a Switch unless Mega64 did exclusive content for it like a Mega64 skit for 1-2-Switch (of course, it would be nsfw so maybe that's why Nintendo opted not to give them a Switch).

[@RoboCat2K]

Rocco had an award-winning performance for a video they did featuring THEIR PRODUCT!!

[@NordeyStudios]

missed opportunity for a joker update

[@djchozen91]

*jorker

[@Deep-Rest]

A comedian with the word "Laugh" in his last name, he was born for it.

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

2 Dads 1 Cast

[@jammer4317]

tell shawn to speak a little quieter at the beginning of podcasts I only ever click on these with my volume at max through my speakers and shawn's voice woke my mom up now she's pissed

[@nicholasalti3479]

Jesse Pinkman turn your speakers up

[@MrYogo1]

Jesse Pinkman that's great. You could have a nice chat with your mom and show her the kind of humour that you enjoy. It's moments like these to you look back to later on. Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@bigredjanie]

You watch these with max speakers? Dude turn that shit down

[@kryzstof6423]

Turn it down.

[@darmokjalad]

Oh what a beautiful morning...

[@worriorjack]

Then dark skinned Charlie Day comes in with a disco ball

[@greatsupper]

Zorak where's Raymond

[@ryan_deakin]

Derrick looked really handsome in this episode. Love the new look!

[@pizzaboijaws2976]

No lie, i throw my hands up in the air sometimes screaming DALLAS hes back on PODCAST.

[@gogleman374]

Downloaded Dallas's comedy album last night. It's a hoot. Check it out boiz.

[@GamingBx]

Where's the indian guy?

[@MrYogo1]

Eric Dean Puerto Rico

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

the Portuguese guy shows up about halfway through

[@A-Dubs398]

You mean Indian from India, or Native American Indian? I can't tell which one he is.

[@kbeezeeify]

Pakistani i think....

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

A brown person of indeterminate race and gender

[@madkvideo]

Garrett with that trigger discipline

[@oxygentramp42]

podcast starts at 29:20

[@kilgoretrout8896]

14:00 Derrick was right; years later and I regret not having that poster.

[@0__Vector]

HOLY shit Eric nailed it with that drop at the end. Great podcast I was laughing out loud at work at multiple points.

[@MegaFat1]

How can i trust you to keep your promises if you can't even fire Shawn.

[@TekillaPL]

this guy never lets rocco speak

[@Hylian1seven]

rocco speaks the most in every single podcast

[@MrYogo1]

ICEBOYZ took the words out of my mouth.

[@DrunkAngryHobo]

hey can we kick shawn off mega45 he keeps making stupid sarcastic remarks about the main guy and its pissing me off cause main guy works so hard and shon just berates him every podcast

[@DangerMenace]

DUDE. Those fucking Fake glasses are actually amazing.

[@OsamaStudios]

Yoyo shouts out to mega 64 for representing the number 428 fuck yeah.

[@tempatempo3805]

Facepalm

[@OsamaStudios]

How does that deserve a facepalm?

[@lean4real_11]

@@OsamaStudios it doesnt

[@thechiefscousin]

The homless guy eats shit poster is a goddamn master piece

[@Tychades]

1:27:55 is one of my favourite podcast moments. Erics directing is masterful.

[@flashmozzg]

lasanga cat

[@Irockman1]

oh man that purple hoodie looks sweet

[@Dem0n]

While I was listening to this, I heard a shit ton of barking, looked out my window and saw like a whole squad of police with machine guns and shit.

[@Gundogcox24]

Dem0n u dead?

[@DrButthugger]

Gundogcox24 I think they’re dead

[@sweetblazincronic9]

"You get a cookie sandwich for the same price as two scoops of ice cream - it's like free cookies basically."

[@D4rdar]

RIP in peace Shawn Chatfield

[@Camillelang]

I still cn't et over how amazing Derrick's new Mega64 into is! It looks better and better every time I see it! And of course, Eric always times his "Is it Racist" and some guy screaming interruptions perfectly!

[@littlesoldier1985]

These podcasts are really good. Thanks guys.

[@neverrrlong]

19:10 Rocco seems to really love sports games!

[@DanishingAct]

garrett killed me during the keynote.

[@numo97]

you can tell that shawn fucking nailed that resignation, it made everyone, including himself, a little teary eyed

[@andrewhamm7673]

STILL the best Patreon in the game

[@ShinOuri]

i never get excited by stuff people send to their patrons cause im always broke and even if i wasnt i kinda detach myself from the idea of supporting artists and expecting anything individually other than their art in return. but god damn, when you pulled out garrett's glasses i screamed

[@gabeux]

ShinOuri Yeah dude, I'm broke and from a shitty economy country but if they put that for sale I'm buying it.

[@CallMeQkef]

Glad the SnapBack hat's coming back, on a somewhat related note I remember seeing one of them in the background of one of those Gabe the Dog videos, on the floor along with a box of PopTarts. Owner must have been a fan (r.i.p. pupper)

[@stopmakingmechangemyname]

almost teared up hearing you guys finally reached 9k, it's about time you guys get the funding you deserve would've given the 9k a month just by myself if I could

[@SkrubDaddy]

this guy is great. I should visit Texas more often.

[@Jempai]

Rocco's face during the sports game talk.

[@TheClosetGamer]

Rocco looks so pissed when Dallas was talking about starting a Patreon.

[@Dude902]

Wow I can't believe they got Diamond Dallas Page as a guest.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

This podcast was really good. Especially the aftershow.

[@sdgaara2]

FINALLY someone brings up the fact that the "live action" Lion King remake will not actually be live action. NOBODY has mentioned that yet. I also hate the Live Action remake crazy.

[@Explodedintobees]

I get the need to advertise, but this podcast seemed really plug heavy. It went from patreon, to patreon exclusive merch, to subscriber count update, back to patreon exclusive videos, to Dallas' CD, to Dallas' Show, to Gamedays, and a merch key note to end it all.

[@johnh5423]

LMAO roccos face kills me when realizes they need shawn to edit the podcast

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

Props to garrett for the godlike water bottles joke, really got me, praise bassgod fruitsnax

[@osintaquila6]

Whenever Derrick comes on, the difference is like day and night.

[@INRamos13]

if you divide 428 by half you get 214 which is valentine's day :O

[@headknocker2020]

Honorary Mega Boi Dallas 64.

[@dalilbaby4238]

Did a DC movie get an Oscar before a Marvel movie?

[@Snooper]

batman 1989 won an oscar, the dark knight won an oscar, skwad won an oscar

[@honklerbonk8729]

with a flavor so bold you could feel it in your toes

[@MrNood1e]

I laughed pretty good at both of Dallas' one-liners. I'll buy the album once it's not on iTunes!

[@DrButthugger]

Did you end up buying it?

[@BathroomTile]

I was hoping they'd discuss the Lasagna Cat videos, especially since Garrett was in the sex survey thing.

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

I'll def pick up that Neuro shirt if it ever hits the store

[@CaptianCupcakes]

when new shawn took off his mask i nearly took a shit

[@jamesgreen3410]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Sean.

[@KraffyBagel]

I wish there was more Webrip, glad to see more friendimension and whatever rocco's show was called are there though

[@callofdutypandemic]

when Dallas is on its always a classic 👌

[@MaxisRichtofen]

I love Funhaus and Mega64, a hybrid. come at me

[@PainterX97]

I Fucking love that i know its garret in the ski mask, not because of anything other than his beautiful trigger discipline

[@peace-jit]

i was that person having a stroke over the hunkty krunkty bandanna

[@onebillionlol]

I was listening to "Sins of the father" on mgs v while Shawn resigned. I teared

[@xberx182]

The One Line Man

[@MrXxsnipesXx]

they're certainly gonna hit 1 mill, they're almsot at 500 thousand now.

[@seamlessxyz]

not only that you fired him, but he had to edit the podcast as well great work ethic, guys

[@benshock4343]

great to see dallas on the show again!

[@5n1k3r5]

Put Suicide Squad's makeup in Schindler's List and you got yourself an Oscar winner.

[@MrWoodenSheep]

But if Shaun is gone, who is the hottest member of Mega64 now?

[@adrianzietara]

MrWoodenSheep Rocco

[@marthaknudsen5414]

im one of those 6 funhaus ppl

[@skullchildrenz]

Had they never heard of Superman ice-cream before?!?

[@seanunderscorepry]

"we gotta stop promoting" *adds 30 minutes of product placement at the end of the show*

[@billyjane020]

Not buying a Nintendo Switch until Nintendo gives free Nintendo Switches to Mega64.

[@quibble2868]

congratz on 400,000 subs!!!!!!

[@glacier2win]

tha boyz r back

[@tempatempo3805]

After a freaking week... kept you waiting huh

[@glacier2win]

ya

[@MrYogo1]

Can eric be in front the camera more and be part of the podcast. For fucks sake.

[@mrmistful]

My heroes!

[@tempatempo3805]

You mean my Idols

[@jarrodCampbelldenkmama]

half of 428 equals 2.14 which is valentines day

[@wutevaidc]

Mega64 is good

[@OODeagleOO]

I literally thought Dallas (Who Ive seen on the podcast before) was Common

[@D4rdar]

Totally agree with Rocco and Shawn on live action Disney films, utter money grab

[@AmateurZombies]

Pretty sure Eric was pissed at Shawn for the vandalism.

[@tempatempo3805]

I know Eric and trust me, he did not give a ..,

[@gabeux]

Saying Suicide Squad is "an awful movie" is a very polite way of saying it..my stepfather low-key loves and spend hours watching shitty action movies from old ones to new ones, but Suicide Squad was the only one in over 10 years I've heard he say something bad about. "I don't know why we watched this. I don't know why they made it."

[@thorbahn3]

The Red Yellow and Blue ice cram is sometimes called "Scooperman" to avoid copyright issues. I would eat it all the time in Ohio, but shitty Texas has none.

[@israelmendoza9938]

Internet set up is definitely a major player in PSNow I up'd my connection and it worked every time for me. I never played god of war and holy shit was I glad I got the service. Get your shit together D-Rock.

[@viper139]

that black jumper is very sliming on rocco

[@MinecraftSource]

Could you get buckwheat groats to appear on the podcast ?

[@ThomasWilson4]

FUCK I WANT THAT POSTER!!!

[@mrmistful]

With the Lion King "live-action" movie, another live-action movie with lions came to my mind. Forgot the name tough, but will look for it at google.

[@quietstorm10000]

That guy with the ice cream sounds like a bootleg Seth Rogen

[@93hothead]

wow for some reason the hobo on the right looks like future hobo rocco

[@JapanskNinja]

Garret: She's not used to play a muggle. She was always a muggle in Harry Potter you dummy!

[@Modernwarrior19]

Keynote Rocco is the best Rocco

[@Dreadnaught1Aw]

Derrick is my favorite.

[@somecitrus7561]

That was the Dark Souls of theme songs I try not to vomit to

[@ConeJellos]

Old people talking about social media. Great start.

[@stevieh7985]

Schindlers List is the dark souls of movies