Meghan SELLING Matching His & Her CAPS

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Transcript:
Hey, welcome to Meg in the kitchen - I’m smeared in avocado in Harry’s been dipped in milk and rolled in broken Biscotti
H: Alright.
M: Got plenty of juicy bargains just waiting to explode
H: Satisfaction guaranteed!
M: It sure is Harry - now, do you, like me, live with someone has has unpleasant body odour - well you can make your rooms smell as fresh as our latest lawsuit
SV: There’s nothing like the smell of a lawsuit in the morning
M: With these scent candles. Now first we have these ones here - they got three wicks in one candle - how wicked is that?
SV: I wrote that
M: You might think you’ve seen this kind of thing in anyone of a number of shopping establishments, but the data is still coming in and conclusive conclusion can be reached, so I’m going to carrying on saying it’s exclusive to our brand
H: The Three wick technology
M: And it’s available to you for only $99.99 over at www.mochosmoola.com - and you better have that card in your hand already because we’ve only got a limited stock -
M: loads - but scientists say that we’re going to loads in the first hour so, you do the math!
H: Loads minus loads is…. Nothing,
Prof: (with pen and paper) He’s right!
M: So unleash that card; have you not got that credit card out yet; unused credit is a useless as uneaten food!
H: Meghan, Meghan, tell them about the free side gift
M: Okay Harry, take it easy there, hold your horses, you infuriating little redhead.
M: As Harry just intimated
SV: Without proper permission.
M: We’ll be throwing in a an extra wickless candle, free of charge only another $29.99
H: They’re the candles we took the other wicks out of to implement our patented three wick technology
M: Oh Harry, if you say three wick technology just one more time I’m going smash you right in the face
M: Although he is right, but the benefits of wickless candles just simply haven’t be trumpeted as they should
M: I mean, you can’t burn them, because they don’t have a wick - which means they have great longevity and never need to be replaced
H: Can you get anymore convenient than that!?
M: Not that I’m aware of Harry - now don’t go anywhere because we’re gonna be back right after this short break
…
M: Welcome back, if you thought we were going to stop at candles today, then you need to admit to yourself that thinking isn’t your strong point
H: It feels good when you finally admit it
M: Because today, right now, as we speak this instant, we’re doing a special price on these his and hers Baseball caps - Harry’s modelling the hers as we speak
H: (wearing cap) Hey Meghan, I was just thinking
M: Uh-oh
H: Aren’t we going to get in trouble for advertising as his and her, assuming that everyone like, exists, in a heteronormative environment, which excludes the non-binary and quirky-gender crowd and we know how rowdy they can be
M: (shocked scard) well, well I just which a rowdy crowd could just strom in right now and shut you up, really shut you up, oh wouldn’t it be great if Harry just shut up
M: But as I was saying, before H piped up, that you can pick up two of these matching hat for you and your (puts cap on)… significant other
SV: (has cap on) That was smoother than Macualy Culkin’s stumble
M: And to add an extra dimension to these corduroy hats, you can select a symbol or image to go front and centre of something that you both bond over
M: The thing that means most to both of you in the world. We’ve gone for an M on ours
SV: (Has cap on)(nods, yep, freestyle)
M: Harry and I discussed it for a long time - we had a good too and fro about it
H: Well, more like to with a dash of fro.
M: And even that was too much for you Harry - but we’ve come to the end, I’m exhausted at having to explain my double-standards to my own husband
M: So we’ll be having words. Say goodbye Harry
H: See ya
M: Bye

[@aventurasimbolos1725]

I love the fact that in these kitchen sketches Harry is the one who speaks sense 😁

[@kevinpoole6122]

Playing completely against type, of course. 😎

[@user-og8mt4qk2v]

Meghan's first and only loves are attention and money.

[@LindaCharles-sg6mz]

Your Meghan is so much nicer than the real one.

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

If you see this man shopping in a thrift shop, you know it is for another N.Y. Meghan skit😂😂😂😂

[@valeriehealey1924]

Person with unpleasant body odour , who can that be ? 😂😂

[@Ciao_Bella]

Why does "Nnnindy-nnine dollars and nnnindy-nine cents" crack me up every time? 😂

[@KrisD007]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@sunshinemuldoon]

Oh, Sam...I am waiting to see you in that backless dress from the Nigerian "Royal Tour". 😁

[@balletforever7993]

Oh I can just see it .....what a laugh that will be 😂

[@imahick5723]

Oh yeah, the vacation pictures! I understand that she chose clothing that showed off her beautiful dark skin to the world.

[@wendyrose8430]

Me too , Sam would look lovely in a net curtain 🥴🥴 M was practically naked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charmaccents6278]

OMG, haha!

[@hildaburken4805]

Yes yes yes- bring the naked backless dress - Please Please

[@homahak]

“Having to explain double standards to my own husband” gets the prize on this one Sir.

[@bonnielucas3244]

Best h and m satire east of the Atlantic. Possibly more!

[@pegasus5287]

West of the Mississippi River too

[@LotusLady9]

Wonderful as always Sam! From British royalty to selling scented candles, I wonder why the terrible two-some aren't feeling the shame of their downfall. Anyway, love Martha's portrait in the background. You are so talented!

[@madelinetanner6159]

The liar and the nitwit

[@ritac3784]

Haha wickless candles, maybe sometimes even witless.

[@balconiesandbellinistravel4034]

I need an interview with Cobalt and the duo about their Nigeria visit.

[@khackett7980]

Yes, please!

[@balletforever7993]

9⁹dollars and ⁹⁹cents 😂

[@LJonno.9499]

And that accent😅😅😂😂😂

[@betht60]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gloriadenning3860]

Love it, he's hysterically funny ❤

[@elainemulberryrat5300]

OMG the simmering visciousness just oozes from her Ozempic styled frame. These are getting funnier by the episode. Can't wait for your take and fashion parody of the non-official African state tour. 😅😅😅🎉

[@imahick5723]

Do you mean the vacation where she flaunted her dark skin by choosing backless, high slit, side boob showing, plunging neckline clothes?

[@tanyaedwards4574]

His and Her caps with both of them sporting M logos- love it!! 😂😂 I *love* your wit!

[@ZekeZyyypt]

Dipped and rolled!!’

[@bonnielucas3244]

M .. for More? Magpie? Migraine? Maddening?

[@betht60]

Mooching? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wendyharris8026]

Manipulative

[@007KayElleKay]

Minge !

[@betht60]

Maniacal! Misappropriating Culture!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Brooke2000]

💰💰💰💰💰💰

[@aetnature]

Good to see Wolfgang Hoppenschweinenberger confirm H‘s equation 😄 lovely!

[@christineramsey5572]

I'll take 3 wickless candles, what a deal!

[@TrudyPatootie]

*Brilliant once again Sam! You nailed it!*

[@maryannwilliams2149]

Where is your bowl of lemon's?😂 Hilarious as always!❤

[@damsonginqueen1180]

Another 5⭐️video Sam. Everyone please remember to hit the like button Sam deserves far more subscribers.

[@betht60]

Oh my days!! The Wickless Candle!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-vt2kr2zi5u]

Thank you for the laughs. Keep them coming. 🎆

[@bonnielucas3244]

I wrote that❤

[@katrinawatkins655]

Brilliant!!! Wickless candles last for eternity hagaha. Have her make some allergy free fruit jam, with no fruit, just sugar, so nobody gets allergic eating her jam 😅😅😅😅

[@cooke98]

Free wickless candle for 29.99. 😂

[@inahandbasket288]

Or…. Wickless, Free Candles for $29.99.

[@taniafabregas9551]

You make my day with your comedy Sam ❤😅

[@diannepowell8770]

Amazing 😂😂😂

[@kristinedunner988]

I love boxer dogs and we have 2. What are these kind, faithful,loyal , family dogs doing with pictures of them in Meg's kitchen?😮

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Meghan borrows my kitchen!

[@carebear381]

😂😂😂😂fresh as our latest lawsuit.... how wicked is that😂😂😂😂 Nyinnn nyinnnn nyinnn nyinnnn

[@sallybee6105]

What a hoot🤣🤣🤣. Oddly, we all get the feeling that Meg’s online emporium is just lying there dormant, no actual stuff, not even jam. If only she was doing the ‘pushing the merch’ act. But no, just busy being Nigerian.. not a shop keeper.

[@nancylipschultz1141]

I love the way y’all say 99 cents! Hilarious!!

[@betht60]

Yes!!! "Ninety-nine dollars and NINETY-NINE CENTS!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaen1516]

Oh can't wait

[@jayneryle530]

Good to know that Meghan has a fine baritone 😂. She certainly has her little secrets 😟.....!

[@ForgetMeNot2022]

Its Henrys balls in her pocket that make her speak with a lower tone

[@ForgetMeNot2022]

Love you showcasing Auchentoshan whisky❤❤ I grew up in that town

[@saucywench5152]

Brilliant ❤

[@nicolecandelierbourrier6292]

What did you do Sam to be sooo talented. You sound like one of our "chansonniers" over here. Admiration from Paris

[@inahandbasket288]

Harry’s hair looks like the hair of that Krazy-orange topped King of Nigeria

[@guestguest2030]

Meghan singing in that deep voice! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lesellen7850]

Brilliant and oh how you shine brightly on creating such ‘believable’ conversations Just H and Me-Gain have with each other. Giggling. ❣🌞🎾🥑

[@ForgetMeNot2022]

Its the nasal 99 cents 😂😂😂 free at only 29.99

[@talisker1648]

Thanks for the laughs!! Love especially the niiiiines!! 👍👍👍

[@debrapalmer9772]

Will Markle be sharing her recipes for horse? Bunker Harry needs to do something with the polo ponies he dispatches. And then there's that zebra she wore in Nigeria. Zebra kabobs?

[@lilypotter9476]

Great to see the Professor again!!

[@eunhinged4764]

F*ckin' hell! I love the jam /Ginger twat ditzy/ QVC/ grifting satire! "Nine-neeeeeeeeee- nine $$$". ABG= Always Be Grifting, Pretty sure that's a Boston (MA) dialect (nasal tone) but come visit the Pacific Northwest (Oregon) and you will find we are very chill (relaxed) and do a pretty good job of speaking American Standard English.

[@ChristineSutherwood]

Love this skit. ❤❤ Brilliant 😊😊😊

[@anneterry3660]

A great one.

[@megdonnelly8519]

😂😂😂

[@lauramason5667]

Avocado aprons… such a smart look. Best work, Sam. ❤

[@lizannz4711]

😄Both a Markle Paradox AND a QVC Paradox: the Limited Supply...of loads!!😂Our warehouse actually stores hundreds maybe thousands of this product BUT HURRY, DON'T MISS OUT!!😬😲 BECAUSE ONCE THEY'RE GONE, THEY'RE GONE!!!😨😱💰$$😂😂

[@janelewis6303]

Luv the way Sam says the price of the products, totally hilarious

[@achievecollege]

That's a University of Maryland hat. 🤣😂

[@betht60]

I thought so too! I live in Maryland 😂😂😂

[@florangelrojas152]

Hi Sam, thank you very much for the video. 😂😂😂😂❤

[@brocktoon8]

Fantastic! I laughed many times 🤣😂🤣😂

[@user-im5mp1tj8n]

🤣Guaranteed high class comedy. LOL

[@vrccim5930]

Thank you.

[@HonestyandTruth-re7db]

Oh my word, this will be good....

[@missourimom9140]

For sure! Sam is hilarious@

[@faodail3913]

Your prices and the website name had me laughing out loud. You are the BEST!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@deniseelsworth7816]

Heeyy. Sent shivers straight to my bones. Megan the street hawker!! 😂😂

[@paulcullen922]

So funny and witty. Keep them coming please! 🤣

[@inesborstel5592]

👍👍👍🙋‍♀️💛✨️

[@user-vt2kr2zi5u]

I just watched this again and laughed harder than I did the first time. Love, love MM's asides. 😂❤😂

[@waleriab.f394]

👏❤❤❤

[@pattihiggins1079]

I’m sad when these videos end.

[@lizannz4711]

🤔Actually Meg's deep singing voice sounded more like esteemed linguist😉Arthur Covington Smythe than Meg!! 🤷‍♀️

[@nadasimich1267]

Thanks

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thank you very much

[@berniemckenna3487]

👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

[@khackett7980]

A limited stock of loads 😂, love it!

[@nodramamomma2777]

Me-again's guns...💪💪👍

[@Mr118blackie]

you’re killing me !!!🤣🤣❤

[@charmaccents6278]

So funny! You are brilliant, Sam!

[@janemarlow]

Brilliant very funny ❤

[@deplorable1900]

I just love Madam’s new shopping channel!😂😊👋🏼

[@tashtastictash]

You rock!

[@peterdodd5996]

Very funny 😹

[@angelabrake9380]

Hahahaha

[@RosemaryStudy]

LOL!

[@sandmedna3056]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Holy crap

[@dd-ho7bm]

So talented😊😊

[@Mel-gv4vo]

Love it Sam❤

[@carolineneath1295]

Twennyninedollasandnineeyninecents😂😂😂

[@sheilaathay2034]

Thank you Sam❤🎉

[@maggiemaymightnot]

Will you be doing raspberry jam megagrift.

[@32446]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annejacobsen4177]

Brilliant as usual. M’s voice is even more annoying than usual - well done 😂

[@Jaen1516]

Sam, thank you for the NIIIINIIIIIIEE NIIINIIIII. NIIIINIIIIIIEE NIIINIIIII 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 and twenty NIIIINIIIIIIEE. NIIIINIIIIIIEE NIIINIIIII 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈. I thought Megaliar eyes were going to pop out and the forehead vein was going to explode. Now the caps, is it a surprised credit card charge at check out ending in NIIIINIIIIIIEE. NIIINIIIII📈📈📈📈📈📈 cents? Love you Sam you are very talented and can we talk about the oven. Yes, I am very observant and love your kitchen and paintings👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤

[@suehales5285]

All my favourites in there. Thanks Sam, hilarious as usual.

[@crabwalk7773]

👏👏👏💖💖💖💖

[@cherjohnson5807]

😂

[@deannarosado5517]

🙂

[@pegasus5287]

I love the avacado apron actually. Wherever did you find it?

[@lianecook9437]

Quirky gender crowd, lol

[@MRachel628]

Right on Sam 👍🏼😂hysterical 🤣

[@kevinpoole6122]

Sam, I think that the *OBVIOUS* next product Amorphuz Rigatoni Orchestratedphraud should launch (since the strawberry 🍓 jammy was oh-sucha-socksess), is a good old pot of curdled sour lemon 🍋 spread - all natural, without any sweetener of any kind. 😎 Just a thot, mate. Just a thot….

[@lizannz4711]

👍Your idea for Meg's next product is very appropriate since curdled sour lemon🍋😖perfectly describes her personality, attitude & sense of entitlement!!

[@alibrowne6374]

😂😂😂