Mel Explains to Michi How the Male Parts Work

[@MrGavoToYou]

As a person with male genitalia I can confirm that it is not a shotgun.

[@CerberusRhyno]

Agreeed

[@oracidrep]

Nah, you just ain't doing it right

[@MrGavoToYou]

@@oracidrep hahahaha

[@jrMpabuser]

you just havent pumped hard enough lol

[@СтаниславСмирнов-ц9б]

Try urinating with a boner and say it again.

[@FutureAIDev2015]

0:48 "I assure you, dicks are not shotguns" MELODY!!! 😂😂😂

[@FutureAIDev2015]

They aren't waterjet cutters either! 1:17

[@Gatch5able]

😂 😂 this is so funny

[@angelredvivar]

Put that on a t-shirt

[@gamerboy7962]

Well...

[@Rytonic69]

Based Melody for clearing up fear and misinformation about sex. I think people need mature and scientific discussions about sex. Yes, it is an intimate and important thing that people do, but there's no need to be weird about it

[@jatarokemuri4549]

some of what she said is wrong though kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWOni6aoYpt1pqc

[@thewhitefox3097]

@@jatarokemuri4549 which part?

[@jatarokemuri4549]

@@thewhitefox3097 semen is not acidic, its should be neutral to basic. haemoglobin isn't supposed to be found in semen, haemoglobin is considered a protein. and (I know she didnt say this but just for clarification) proteins are found in semen, its not a lot, but it still there and quite a bit of it.

[@redrovaeden5143]

​@@jatarokemuri4549 which part?

[@jatarokemuri4549]

semen is not acidic hemoglobin is considered a protein it's not normal to have hemoglobin in your semen semen does include quite a bit of protein in them

[@JetblackJay]

Sometimes Mel is wrong about male stuff but overall she's very very educated than most people who teach it and do courses

[@demonicspire1345]

To correct some things: Seminal fluid is actually weakly *basic* to counter the natural acidity of where its being put. Also hemoglobin *is* a protein*, so IDK what point mel was triying to make. Yes, it is not calorie dense, nor a practical source of pretty much any nutrient (maybe magnesium?)

[@key-chain]

maybe she was suggesting perhaps that the hemoglobin in seminal fluid was not bio-available protein

[@Marconius6]

Doesn't hemoglobin have a lot of iron?

[@jatarokemuri4549]

the pH of semen is ever so slightly basic at 7.2 to 7.8 in healthy men according to the WHO laboratory manual on semen analysis.

[@democard1199]

​​@@jatarokemuri4549 Damn, to get a sample and data it must be exhausting for them. But the acidity level can increased or lowered based on your food. i.e. if you ate a pineapple the taste is less bitter and if you drink coffee 2/ 3 hours before seggs then it'll become aromatic (based on your coffee). Source: My wife, I asked her before and I'll never drink coffee again before do her

[@Spojo1]

You should say alkaline instead of basic to be technically correct when talking about pH scale. Not all bases are alkaline but all alkalines are bases.

[@Drewer]

Thank you Dr. Mel. I learned a lot.

[@johndoh795]

It's only a shotgun when we pee.

[@Gatch5able]

Isnt it more like a high powered military grade laser 😂

[@Mr_Moth06]

​@@Gatch5ablesometimes its a lazer sometimes its a shotgun

[@shinyhappyrem8728]

"I peed like a charge rifle!" - Ollie

[@gamerboy7962]

​​@@shinyhappyrem8728 Ollie would exactly say that 😂

[@shinyhappyrem8728]

@@gamerboy7962 : well, she did

[@rochlum]

semen depends on your diet, water intake, and how often you cycle aka coom over time. Above all else its loaded with protein. Eat acidic fruit to counteract the typical flavor of semen (pineapple).

[@shinyhappyrem8728]

Instruction unclear, invented fertile pizza

[@aka_miso]

You absolutely leak with one person and even when you think you got it all out it more will show up at the worst time. And let me tell you sploog will smell more awful and pungent the longer it's been outside the guy and inside or outside you.

[@KingKadem]

“S*men have no nutritional value” But… But… my Japanese comics!!

[@DemonXeron]

Fun fact: Semen is slightly alkaline at a pH of 7.2 to 7.8 I've certainly googled weirder things before, but I certainly didn't expect this is something I would end up wanting to google.

[@sushivo2726]

So does that mean it's technically basic?

[@DemonXeron]

@sushivo2726 Yes

[@SunrisenStar]

Acidity is a range. PH values. Water is 7, Battery Acid is 0, Stomach Acid is 1, Vinegar is 2, Orange juice is 3, we consume 2-7 safely, although maybe 2 in a large quantity would be not good, it's actually worse to consume a base ( 8 is seawater, 9 is baking soda, 10 is an indigestion tablet, 11 is ammonia, 12 is soapy water, 13 is bleach, 14 is drain cleaner. for anyone wondering, 4 is a tomato, 5 is black coffee, and 6 is urine.

[@charliekahn4205]

Isn't a pH of 0 technically impossible, since it's a log scale?

[@smolboi9659]

​@@charliekahn4205 pH = 0 means conc of H+ = 10^0 = 1 mol/L

[@solowingborders3239]

Just because it's pump action, doesn't make it a shotgun.

[@AngiraBlu96]

“🍌s are not shotguns.” Me: (*looks down*) **CLICK-CLACK** You sure about that?

[@yezki8]

3:08 she said it casually LMAO

[@seisoch6969]

melody knows even more than me about my body, i thought i had a shotgun down there

[@bskec2177]

Well, Superman could potentially ejaculate with the same muzzle velocity as a shot gun.

[@maxszabo4927]

Mel has EXPERIENCE. In my book, if you have EXPERIENCE, you're one of the boys. I respect you for having the amount of EXPERIENCE that you have obtained over the years Mel.

[@Sir.Meows-A-Lot]

How many LEVELS do you think Mel has i think she has 200± LEVELS

[@Verrisin]

"there is more Hemoglobin than there is protein" ... the sad Hemoglobin that IS protein ...

[@undead_corsair]

Michi asking questions to which she is not prepared for the answers

[@Vantainium]

I was actually curious about where it goes. Interesting!

[@CerberusRhyno]

Breathes in dear God.

[@jrMpabuser]

michi mom saw the twilight scene n took it to heart lol

[@n0denz]

Thanks, Mel-sensei.

[@GoBeyond-y4k]

I wish it were my genes that would be incorporated into her...

[@justadude450]

When she asked if it comes out I was 100% expecting a baby joke

[@mrKozmoz]

Ah yes, science time with our science leader Mel

[@VME-Brad]

Ah yes, the "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" theory.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Michi read that one story about Superman's deadly load and took it as immutable fact

[@josemangual9818]

Your mother just gave you irrational fear for don't make her a grandmother just like a man touches you get pregnant and also if you kissed by a boy you get pregnant

[@ReaderViaNil]

"not that i lookiuporanthng..."

[@Phyrrax]

To answer the leaking question. It depends, the D doesnt always shoot the same amount and with the same velocity....so often it leaks out a bit(or much), but sometimes its deep enough that the woman basically have to stand an literally push it out.

[@sleepingbee8997]

“You cannot survive on semen if you’re lost at sea” True, but you can survive on seamen.

[@seneca983]

3:55 But hemoglobin *is* mostly protein (plus some iron).

[@AMysticLegend]

I was gonna ask how Mel knew about excess seaman like from a GB but then I realized this is melody of course she knows😂

[@josemangual9818]

You mother just played a head trip on you.

[@SovereignSmurf]

Michi's mom must be dating Hancock

[@cha_21]

Eat more strawberries gentlemen

[@Verrisin]

yes, absorbing it DOES give you nutrients.

[@datzfatz2368]

Yes, but the ammount is so miniscule that its not exactly a viable foodsource, at least not in the volumes a regular guy can produce it^^

[@Verrisin]

@@datzfatz2368 haha, true, but afaik it is close to egg white in nutrients, which is one of the best protein sources. - My point is that: the quality is not the issue, only the quantity. - so, as a substance, it's pretty good. (and yes, it's not quite like egg white: about 75% as good (don't remember) but then it has some other extra stuff too, and nothing bad really. - In fact a single "serving" absorbed (by v) is enough to promote beneficial mood and hormonal regulation) - all is just afaik, I could have read incorrect info; but:: while not huge, all it provides is beneficial.

[@juanjosemendivil1626]

Jesus Christ, we are not built like Homelander (comic book version) down there.

[@jatarokemuri4549]

i dont know who the fuck has hemoglobin in their semen but if they do, id silghtly concerned (its not usually too big of a deal). the more common protein found semen is prostate specific antigen. plus hemoglobin is a protein, more specifically its a protein complex

[@RedElectrik]

Parents giving their kids trauma

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Not true Mel, semen has a high amount of zinc in it, so its great for hair, so rubbing it into your hair is actually good for it. Just make sure to wash it out before you go anywhere 😂

[@SoccYT]

I'm not sure how that even stuck considering there'd be more dead people around her consistently. My head hurts tryna logic it so i wont. Still hilarious though.

[@CrazeeAdam]

Michi acts like she doesn't know that most every guy masterbates

[@kalamari3288]

So it actually does contain several key nutrients people need to survive. The main reason you can’t survive on it isn’t because of anything missing in particular, it has protein. The reason you can’t survive on it is because it isn’t produced in nearly high enough quantities.

[@brucewayne33497]

Me and my two brothers were born and raised in a Christian Conservative family with Catholic on my dad's side of the family and not even our parents or grandparents or other family members told us any type of f***ed up junk like that what in the hell is wrong Michi's mom that's just down right crazy and evil

[@shallchairsitfallen]

So are condoms silencers?

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

Mel we know that you checked, so how many faucets would you need?

[@VTsimpingSan]

Thanks Mel for the sex education o7

[@rkade1486]

I, as a man, was also curious on what happens after the "amount of time".

[@patrickdix772]

You can survive on seamen, but not semen.

[@josemangual9818]

So a woman gave birth in here home and all the kids went to check it out and they checked her armpits and saw nothing and check her under carage and ran like the devil was after them .

[@imperialguardproductions]

In the case of Homelander though.... let's just say the shotgun comparison was quite accurate for him.... 💀💀💀

[@shadowslime3640]

@@imperialguardproductions yep. Hancock too

[@justinbent9320]

I mean Butcher’s wife was clearly fine after his..encounter with her. Hancock is a much better example though

[@imperialguardproductions]

@@justinbent9320 well, at least comic book Homelander

[@Gatch5able]

​@imperialguardproducti ons Oh god that scene was so graphic, even his sprem had super strength

[@AngiraBlu96]

*😱SHADDUP!!!😱* *😱SHADDUP!!!😱* *😱SHADDUP!!!😱* *😱WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!😱*

[@Wookiescantfly]

That's the oddest way to phrase being scared of an inflation kink.

[@alukiayoung256]

Ok im starting to question if michi mother told her all this or if she just the fall woman

[@josemangual9818]

My grandmother told me when she was a girl they told her that woman give birth through there armpits

[@parkersmith8711]

As a guy no it doesn't work like that there isn't even that much fluid, though I do wish there was more fluid.

[@seneca983]

Of course that's not real but I wouldn't be surprised if was some R34 art depicting that.

[@jayleevt]

This video is why we need ex ed in schools lmfaoooo

[@gamerboy7962]

Listen Mel... It's only a shotgun if you pump it a "certain" way (Hope this helps)

[@ALexthemid]

Funnily enough I read a manga a long time ago where the dudes thing turned into a massive crotch revolver and the girl had to pull the trigger for it to fire. There were even different modes of fire, like minigun...

[@VPT2]

I've read that as well.

[@tylove7992]

Name?

[@datzfatz2368]

That sounds hillarious^^

[@BlueLoveYT]

Mel’s opening Michi’s third eye

[@ChA0s_AgeNt]

*Unwraps rubber with malicious intent*

[@dead-claudia]

@@ChA0s_AgeNtthat came out way different than you probably meant for it to 😂

[@Bluemansonic]

Pussoi XD

[@FrankHarwald]

She pronounced it like "pussoir" xD

[@Verrisin]

nah, it's actually basic

[@FrankHarwald]

correct. & female fluids are acidic.

[@Verrisin]

@@FrankHarwald perfectly balanced as all breeding should be XD

[@cavalierliberty6838]

Dear God, why would her mom say that?

[@shadowslime3640]

Same shit I'm saying like bruh some people's parents are crazy when it comes to the shit they tell their kids. Like how mental you gotta be

[@DeReAntiqua]

More to the point, how does any conversation with her mom turn towards hip sneezes?

[@tiagotiagot]

Religious or otherwise oppressive culture

[@shadowslime3640]

@@tiagotiagot it's sad and sickening tbh

[@vinniegret4841]

@@shadowslime3640 scare someone into never having something. It usualy works for very impressionable teens. And thats why they do it imo.

[@lazy_lefty]

I'm a man, and if it comes out like a shotgun, you are like extremely dehydrated or something worse is wrong and you need to see a doctor lmao