Melee Needs a Patch

[@Torqegood]

"And of course *video covered by links to other videos*"

[@dalgusmaximus4557]

How do you turn that shit off?

[@Jag0h]

One day someone is gonna figure out how to do the super yoyo glitch with ness and he will bring the competitive melee scene to his knees.

[@nateoscar2950]

Marth's grab range is too big Ness: Hold my protein shake

[@badfrad1754]

Melee community: We can’t ban it because it’s a legit strategy tho

[@ekkehard8]

@@badfrad1754 You telling me you can't ban Marth's grab?

[@ori.g4mi]

@@badfrad1754 Better than the smash 4 zoomers who ban everything in sight because they can't deal with it

[@CarbonMalite]

@@ori.g4mi You say that like they didn't already ban wobbling

[@AverageHandle_]

The patch should include Luigi having his own voice clips

[@Ninetails2000]

Harvested from the 64 games like Kart and Tennis so that they're accurate to the time.

[@MemitoBB]

On mobile, the last 10 seconds are completely unwatchable

[@RobertthePwninatr]

He just does a wave dash

[@FungalFury]

im on laptop and its the same for me

[@angel_fgc]

Tap on the screen so the timeline comes up, makes it more transparent. Really dumb but it works.

[@thebigboyyay]

KZbin needs to have an option to remove it

[@meta04]

pull the video slightly down so it removes the cards ~~I forgot if~~ it also removes captions

[@Micha-Hil]

the IC player getting himself disqualified just because he felt like it is the funniest shit i've ever seen

[@TheVoidCurrent]

It’s nice going back to the old videos after watching his explanations for all these techs

[@_koozie_]

saus is so meta even this video needs a patch

[@lelandrb]

sismetvnap, what could it mean

[@Kushina-43]

Far as I know, the one around 2:00 is "normal" because of where Falco fell in relation to Fox. It's just a reverse hit, something about the midpoint of both characters at the point of contact with the hitbox made the game send Falco the opposite direction

[@Lagoa_real]

I’m guessing that it is about ppmd’s DI, as he was likely DI-ing up-right, so he probably would have lived with up-left DI.

[@no.8128]

I mean yeah, everyone who's played melee for a while knows that reverse hits are a common occurrence. But it just always looks weird and unintentional, hence it's inclusion in this video.

[@Chair-Son]

I think the actual reason is that Fox and Falco's fsmashes have a second hitbox that sends up thats usually stops the reverse hit from happening, and so on that move it almost never happens

[@matteochen6899]

wasn't it an invisible ceiling?

[@Hacksaw_HIM_Thuggin]

Around the 2 minute mark the mobile version crashes

[@orangepeel4542]

Giving up by doing a banned frame perfect tech is the most ICs lab monster thing you can do

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

"Wobbling should be banned" "Yeah, it's IC's whole neutral." "Who said anything about them?"

[@Mepphy99]

Me:nothing Will be worse then ultimate hidden slants or the multi hitbox Attack not working Pokémon stadium melee:

[@Athesies]

1:55 that just looked like a reverse fsmash to me

[@cerdo_mago]

Can someone explain the last one where he says "that's the hax money pixel"

[@theonlybass8947]

In Melee, you do not autosnap to ledge when approaching from beneath. However, on Battlefield, there is a very tiny spot where it turns from a wall to a ceiling that lets you autosnap to the ledge if you hit it. (post credit to an anonymous reddit user)

[@cerdo_mago]

@@theonlybass8947 thanks (-:

[@Canela_t]

HAX$

[@Ursi_]

I like how, as asumsaus uploads more, I understand more about this video.

[@JamperSUA]

2:20 everything keeps crashing on my phone here.

[@john_stromboli]

I'm on a phone too, but it doesn't crash. It might be a specific type of phone. I don't remember what mine is, but it says Samsung on the back.

[@alejandrozepeda2133]

Jamper This video needs a patch

[@newchallenger9017]

Lmao same I was going to comment...

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

Jamper Same

[@tewmplatinum7837]

The Ness and Falcon clip fucked up the video for some reason because it became unplayable. DAMNIT NESS

[@aweik4937]

Have you noticed how all the glitchiest characters are low tiers?

[@Minwu325]

why is there a clear fox fsmash reverse hit in with all these glitches

[@RoyGuyManDude]

Isn't that just called PAL?

[@burgerindividual]

what happened to the main channel?

[@mazkedman6483]

Demonitized

[@salj.5459]

KZbin always glitches at the super yoyo part

[@BlackCherryZyn]

When the patch vid won’t load rip

[@BlackCherryZyn]

KZbin trying to make me not see yo-yo glitch bugging out everytime

[@rentsy3444]

MewTwo through the floor?

[@forgetfulfunctor1]

Those Pokemon stadium glitches. Jfc ycz can do it on command

[@tekgeekster]

Melee has already been patched. But people hate it so I don't think there will be any that are tournament viable for... 🤔 Ever.

[@shieldlesscap6124]

This video needs a patch

[@christopherclark1854]

You need a patch

[@zepiereite]

I'll patch both of you stfu

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

Zepiereite fuck off

[@nfrmptbongo9439]

Stupid cards don't let me see last clip YT's death can't come soon enough

[@famuraii]

It's just a wavedash

[@sebbear6429]

My video crashed at 2:00

[@Used__Napkin]

Melee... 2

[@t-baby5720]

I need context with the first clip what rule did he break?

[@WaluTime]

The glitch performed is the Freeze Glitch. It involves Nana grabbing someone and doing a side special with Popo. This will proceed to freeze the character in place indefinitely, allowing the Icies to wail on the character freely, up to 999 if they wish. The only thing that can let the character move again is a throw. The rule is that this bug is banned, because if it wasn't, Icies would literally have an even stronger version of wobbling, that they could also use after they took a single stock to just time the game out and win.

[@gustavsson867]

What is that marth up tilt bug? I never seen it before

[@Velyren]

It has something to do with Whispy, the tree. When you input an action on the frame it blinks (or something like that) your move is basically null

[@deanersher4136]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKmXqWZnjLuFnbc

[@Pantherocroco]

Ban wobble

[@anotherdnb]

Broken melee

[@equiidu51]

If melee has a patch PLEASE PATCH THE G&W SHIELD

[@bobbing3778]

I don't get the last few seconds. Ultimate has wavedashing too but it sucks because of the horrible lag.

[@GingerbreadSoulless]

Wavedashing in Ultimate causes you to stale your dodges and rolls too

[@bobbing3778]

@@GingerbreadSoulless The staling isn't that bad but wavedashing is actually laggier than rolling now. I wish wavedashing would get buffed a bit because I think it would make things a lot more interesting.

[@DairunCates]

@@bobbing3778 Pretty sure Wavedashing is never getting buffed. Constant wavedashing fucked up Sakurai's wrists back in the day and has put more than a couple of promising Melee professionals out of the game with permanent wrist damage that will follow them for the rest of their lives. It's called Melee-itis I believe. Sakurai doesn't seem to want to risk injurying several of his fans and Nintendo and his team seem to be on the same track. Wavedashing, as it was in Melee, will probably never return and without those specific levels of abusability, it's just not worth it. It's like the NFL with concussions (except Smash ACTUALLY did something about it instead of pretending it doesn't exist and putting forth a multi-billion dollar campaign to cover up the results).

[@bobbing3778]

@@DairunCates You must be joking. Watch high-level Tekken and come back to me.

[@DairunCates]

@@bobbing3778 What is even your point here? High Level Tekken hasn't hospitalized people for wrist injuries that they needed to get surgery for.

[@Mista_Saturn]

AND THAT PATCH IS CALLED 30XX ON MODULOUS

[@Azumongo]

01:02 is just good DI.

[@niklasosterljung1260]

Nah. It's invisible cieling glitch

[@palereaper]

it's the SUPER DI

[@newchallenger9017]

2:10 the video keeps crashing on my phone

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

New Challenger Same

[@notwhoyouare1543]

How did he did that?

[@dashmasterboss8251]

remove fox and falco's shine and BOOM perfect game

[@WaluTime]

you'd just get a game with nothing but jigglypuff, peach, and shiek man.

[@Athesies]

@@WaluTime dont forget falcon, he'd honestly be sooooo much better if the spacies (mainly falco) got a big nerf like that. I bet some characters like luigi and young link would be a lot more viable too, too bad the game overall would be way less exciting

[@vee9933]

there is a patch for melee! its just 499$+79$-ish to download. the new patch adds like 70 characters!

[@bt3743]

580? Where do you live where a switch is that expensive

[@meta04]

Sleepy The Fool well, it only _adds_ like 50 plus echoes because the first 26 were in Melee yay G&W mains

[@vee9933]

@C Tambling *ish*

[@redtheyiffer]

The patch is called smash ultimate, I don’t know if you know about it but you should check it out

[@rayminishi689]

Patches out what makes Melee amazing in the boomer's viewpoint. Hitstun and vulernable in the air for a solid 6 seconds which is what grants the illusion of "combos"

[@dillonsprayberry7161]

Real gamers play neutral the whole match 😤😤😤

[@johnnycrash4892]

Idk man Ultimate is pretty garbage compared to Melee, and I played Ultimate first.

[@Jkg71]

@@johnnycrash4892 your a damn liar lmao

[@FungalFury]

@@rayminishi689 bruh watch some 64 gameplay, what do you even mean "illusion" get off your high horse it's not even easier it's just different.

[@cardonafranki5734]

The fuck happened to Marth uptilt?

[@martmine4618]

Video doesn't crash on mobile people out there using fucking Nokias need to chill

[@EdwardFeinho]

69.666 views... nice.

[@framenothing6561]

is melee even real?

[@john_stromboli]

Is this comment even real

[@framenothing6561]

Yakko Warner are any of us real

[@john_stromboli]

@@framenothing6561 that's something I question almost everyday lol idk if life is real either

[@ianbrannan9608]

Yeah patch out all of the tech that makes melee what it is lmfao

[@isaaccooper862]

I'll bet people will pay $700 for footage on how to do it just so they can use it to their advantage in tourneys lmbo

[@Mxsfit11Six]

Here's the new Melee patch notes: •Play Smash Ultimate 😂

[@JoshuaSmith-hd4bm]

"Melee HD" Yeah right

[@Athesies]

Damn this new patch took the fun out of the game for me D: rip

[@LordBeau]

6 frames of input delay minimum. Lmao nah

[@Mr.Limekiller]

Or you could just play a different fucking game