Melissa Villaseñor Accidentally Bought an Orc-Shaped Crystal

[@blahimbored13]

Props to the writer who said nah, I won’t ask for real childhood photos, we should just photoshop them into stock photos. 😂😂😂😂

[@sagelovescoffee]

The stock photo reveals got me 😂

[@ZachsMind]

I think maybe it'd be uncool to use family photos for celebrities cuz some family members don't necessarily wanna be presented to the world's stage in this matter. Some would! Others would not. It's a potential quagmire for CBS' legal team, and the financial compensation for panelist family members would not fit in the budget for After Midnight. They use fake prizes for a reason. It's a fake game show. Taylor Tomlinson can't do what Steve Harvey gets to do. Give away thousands of dollars every episode. Not gonna happen on After Midnight.

[@tehBrymann]

Melissa's orc voice was perfect!

[@carina9295]

She did play an orc relative on SNL

[@BryceChillis]

this was one of the best panels, ever

[@michaeln9931]

Honestly one of their best games. a real dr gameshow quality piece.

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

I think someone tricked Melissa into buying calcified poop.

[@heise76]

Melissa Villasenor should be on this show every other day!

[@b-meaker99]

Awww, it's okay Melissa I'm in the middle too and I get it from both sides, you're not dumb they are just mean

[@Baby0din]

Anna is right, you throw him into the fires of Mt doom from whence the bad feelings came. Muahaha!

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Those photos were BEAUTIFUL

[@brandonguthrie6511]

We all know Andy is a quintuplet, along with Donny, Rocky, Emmett, and Chareth.

[@hoke7722]

Not to be confused with Chareth Cutestory.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

I’m glad you guys get it

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

Come on, if Andy was the oldest he would know to AUTOMATICALLY check for toilet paper BEFORE sitting on the toilet. I'm an oldest sibling and a mom of 2 teenagers....always check for TP....ALWAYS!

[@waterviolite]

To be fair, he said he was in the bathroom to shower. Hopefully even as a middle child this is resentment at always having to check rather than failing to have learned to check.

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

@@waterviolite I didn’t hear him say that, but it was just a joke. Everyone has been somewhere once when they needed a TP assist.

[@tywco]

For some reason I thought Andy was a quintuplet…

[@meganchambers8108]

lol yess

[@savedbythebelldeepdives]

Wasn't that an Arrested Development gag?

[@meganchambers8108]

@@savedbythebelldeepdives yep!

[@cbpd89]

Is he the middle quintuplet?

[@carina9295]

⁠No he played the dad on that sitcom

[@luanaperico7268]

New uploads are always something to look forward to!

[@shainenacino7652]

I want Kate McKinnon as a participant soo bad. 😭

[@Jefwth1F]

1000 points for Melissa for quoting the appropriate orc

[@jrbship]

The All Quiet on the Hashtag Front throwaway line to break was too good

[@jimmylin7233]

Melissa’s low-key “Yeeeeaaaahhhh” to Andy’s unintentional n00d was so good 😂

[@ZachsMind]

Part of me wants "Oldest, Middle, Baby, or Only" to be a game worked into the show more often, but I rather imagine there's a reason why the stock photos were used instead of the panelists providing the real thing. Legally, would CBS be required to pay all the panelist's family members for using their real faces? We may never see this game before, but I think it'd be fun cuz well QED!

[@lukegracia2638]

coral is the best projectile

[@jacoblf]

as a by the way: it's not crystal - it's coral. [and it's a bad projectile, but if you get cut by it - the cut will take a very, very long time to heal.]]

[@rin_box]

Anna Faris is SO funny

[@SylviusTheMad]

I would love to have a crystal that looks like Count Grishnakh.

[@AvidCat5000]

I'm simultaneously an only, middle, youngest, oldest child. Some family trees can grow into forests, I guess.

[@Positive_Tea]

But you’re not twins!

[@PhoebeFayRuthLouise]

I was first born and also the youngest because my parents adopted an older brother for me!

[@DOSkywalkR]

Andy also has at least one twin, judging by the movie Big Trouble (if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour and watch it!) and more so Arrested Development 😁

[@lukegracia2638]

words of wisdom andy

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

CBS not blurring Andy’s nudity 💪

[@frederickheard2022]

We all know Andy’s the oldest. His little sister used to stalk Conan on the regular.

[@justsaying14]

Stacy - still at large 😱

[@benchiaase]

When did Andy become Guy Fieri 😂

[@verburger]

Not sure why Andy would lie about his siblings. He is clearly a quintuplet alongside Donnie, chareth, Rocky and Emmett.

[@qs2668]

MELISSA! In order to reclaim the initial energy, you just have to watch the Studio C sketch "Shallow Mal". It will help you see Gothmog in a different light..

[@jamesjimowen]

She didn't KNOWINGLY buy an orc-shaped crystal...... ......hur brother pointed it out, after she bought it...... ......Juss for the record...... Havv a nice day 🙂😁🙂😋

[@letsrockit2156]

😆cool show, guess I'm mid🖕le also😄older & younger twins

[@kate_6436]

As a boy girl twin myself I resent being called a unit hahahah

[@frederickheard2022]

What does your sister say about it 😂

[@jacoblf]

just to prove points are meaningless - no one got points on that game!

[@AdrianColley]

That was fun, but I'm not sure it would have worked with a less impressive panel.

[@fryapp4life]

Seriously though, is Anna ok?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

She’s notoriously shy and anxious in interviews. I was wondering why she did this show

[@almogdov]

Her quiet demeanor worked though, she was very amusing. Maybe she saw how much fun people were having on the show and wanted to join in even if it's outside her comfort zone.

[@raynehk14]

she has always been like this and I find it endearing

[@jaebee1121]

I share your concern. I've seen her do interviews and late night show games and she never seemed like she'd been drugged. I hope that she's just coming off oddly though.

[@chatsnoirblamo]

She’s actually always like that 😂 she’s what Hollywood swag looks like on a young mom ❤

[@Daveed75]

I love in the Return of the King, when that crystal looking mf orc dodges a catapult and just "Hawk Tuah" spat on that thang.

[@nathanross5527]

I'm so glad I scrolled far enough to see this

[@RobertfSullivan]

Haha

[@zuchrinata]

Who's that one regular audience who always forces himself to overcackle at every single line like dude its kinda annoying tbh and he's on every episode

[@Hermitthecog]

Gotta be a staff writer. 😊

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

Best panel yet