Meloco's Advice For Anyone With Love Trouble:

meloco kyoran and enna alouette are here to give out helpful love advice to their viewers, and meloco certainly has a... unique one-size-fits-all answer for most any love problem you'd ever face
original stream: • OMG LOVE ADVICE FOR VI...
featured talents
‪@MelocoKyoran‬ [NIJISANJI EN]
‪@EnnaAlouette‬ [NIJISANJI EN]
00:00 Pre-Advice Shenanigans
02:33 Love Professionals
02:59 I'm Old (24)
04:15 Better Off Than Us
05:37 Pegging
07:51 Ike Eveland RP
08:49 Enna's Kiss List
11:34 Otaku Noises
13:07 Harness Belt
14:49 Ending
#nijisanji_en #ennaalouette #melocokyoran

[@Warcraftrevenge4]

Viewer: How do I express my love to him. Meloco: Peg em. Enna: yea uh, that's one way, you can use your words or do dishe- Meloco: no lube! Enna: Meloco please..

[@rosl.]

No lube is crazy 💀💀

[@keycrafter7471]

@@rosl. nah no lube and spike eggplant is crazier

[@st.haborym]

Pegging yes, no lube no. You do not go in dry unless you've learned to gape on command and/or you've trained your anus to the point where it starts producing anal mucus in response to stimulation.

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Never thought I'd have a Songbird and an Exorcist giving me questionable love advice...

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

The best bad love advice anyone could ask for

[@adventurer3288]

An exorcist? Did she practise on herself?

[@grantstafford-renard9095]

Niji EN baby

[@fhen_]

​​@@adventurer3288very character they have is pretty contradictory, luca being a dumb mafia, meloco a crazed exorcist that seemed more possessed, and enna being a song bird but despises birds. So I guess, she might have but still failed.

[@-Raylight]

*"I'm not a birb, I'm an Asian"* -Enna 2k23 I love how Meloco said *"Yeah PEG him"* without hesitation. Meloco is truly a good disciple of Luca xD Meloco didn't wear what?? Meloco's humor is really underrated, she's natural at being funny 🤣

[@Adrian-zs3ol]

For whomever it may concern, 6:04 is when Meloco gets based

[@Dr.Blythe]

"All routes lead to pegging" - Probably Meloco

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Ye

[@lygmabalz8540]

teaching a foreigner twitch slang will never not be funny, luca doing god's work

[@koiifsh]

never be funny?

[@lygmabalz8540]

@@koiifsh oh fuck i'm stupid

[@kiavel26]

Never not be funny, a fancy way to say it will always be funny

[@MiorAkif]

@@koiifsh Double negatives generally used to intensify meaning

[@koiifsh]

@@MiorAkif before they edited it, it just said "will never be funny"

[@matrixiekitty2127]

Meloco having her head in the gutter the whole time is too funny🤣

[@mistygreenrose9230]

I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC MELOCO MATCHES HER SO MUCH AHAH THEIR ADVICE IS SO GOOD also dang meloco's english is amazing, lucaur is a greatge professor theyre so cute together ahhhhh i love them

[@iramalyan352]

I’m not a birb. I’m ✨ A S I A N ✨ - Enna Alouette, 2023

[@Iridescent_Astraea]

Meloco: Wtf why can't I kiss you Enna: You can... but just for content Meloco: *Despair*

[@anakin148]

Meloco has top tier taste tbh

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

You either peg or get pegged in this life. There is no in between

[@velvetpoltergeist]

I need to watch Meloco more

[@SpawnofHastur]

Definitely a square peg in a round hole answer there.

[@Mara_1337]

That is such a high-class edit! I like it when people illustrate the lil stories but I feel like you did it especially well!

[@SomeQueerDork]

illustrating their stories with random pngs i find across the web/on irasutoya is honestly my favorite part of making these videos

[@cuminfoglight5880]

Those edits with Tech Shu-pport and Professor Luca slayed me 😂

[@Kyosumari]

The thought of travelling alone makes my non-existent wallet burst into flames. The thought of travelling and BUYING new stuff I ALREADY own just because I dont wanna pack is insanity to my broke ass.

[@umu-san4414]

Dude, you are speaking my nightmares.

[@tomwatts703]

'longtime agency member + person who oshi'd them before joining' is such a funny dynamic (see also Towa and Laplus), thank you for the excellent edit as usual 👍 (also Meloco was so real for this)

[@hyst6081]

they're both so funny lmao

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

The whole fuckin ike eveland section was amazing lmao

[@avail2114]

Meloco has two moods :3 and :D

[@rosl.]

I would joke stellar advice but I literally had a crush a couple years back who things were going well with, and one night while we were talking, he kept asking me about my interests so I just admitted I was into pegging and then he never spoke to me again. I still scream everytime i think about it. lmao.

[@scottlee38]

Guys that get Ass-Pounded are Gay. Straight up Closet. Get YOUR cheeks clapped instead.

[@Javid_74]

Maaaan that's an L. They weren't worth it tho if they just run away right after. You gotta try everything at least once right?

[@FalseHerald]

Some people just can't appreciate the finer things. For future reference, there's websites out there where you can each fill out your "interests" and it'll only show stuff that matches between the two of you, thus avoiding awkwardness.

[@ChaseWyler]

​@MaverickHMB You're right, if the dudes not into that he should have set boundaries instead of running away, also you absolutely don't need to try everything at least once.

[@FieryMeltman]

You shouldn't feel bad about it. It was good for you in the long term. You should be glad it didn't take any longer to realize you two were incompatible.

[@austinsharrett9073]

Anyone who's good at pegging, hit me up. Respectfully, of course

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

Luca still catching strays from Enna even when he's not there

[@nevembra9850]

8:32 as a Swedish person this entire conversation was very weird to hear cause never have I ever heard anyone say "I'll save Sweden after I fuck your ass" 😂😂😂

[@Chymeee]

10:33 LMAO the selen 'might get killed' is 💯💯

[@jacobwumbo827]

“If I find you, I will look for you.” Haha

[@PseudoWounds]

Meloco my queen

[@lonebriefcase]

I love Meloco's reaction to the sheer number of Niji members Enna has kissed

[@paradoxicalnexus7246]

Bro I cannot stop staring at enna's hand shit is in stroking form

[@desubakker369]

Anyone wondering why selen would kill enna if she kissed her 😂

[@Luchingador]

Great editing as always, love the timing

[@BlackReaper0]

This is a great clip!

[@st.haborym]

I used to have this friend who was really excited when he convinced his gf to peg him. It all just depends on the person.

[@Whateverthisnewsystemisweird]

Absolutely love your work man the little bits you add on make these clips 100x more enjoyable!

[@meganellieppet]

The edit is so cute~

[@TheCCBoi]

The editing is next level, great work!

[@pladselsker8340]

I never thought hearing Enna say that 24 years old is not too old for being a virgin would make me feel better about myself lmao

[@KitOkunaru]

Enna is holding a microphone like an news person interviewing

[@Kiflaam]

it started out so wholesome...

[@S7E_Siriel-Privat]

I think Meloco has seen too much South Park with her "in the butt" fixation XD

[@kath_23_]

My dumbass looking at the thumbnail being like: tf is peghim?

[@ownlydown5933]

Lol Meleco just Casually calling Enna a Hoe 😂

[@Demonboy007]

SDQ, this may honestly be your best editing work yet. It's S tier. Chef's kiss. Would peg. Edit: I can't believe Meloco was IPN the whole time!

[@KanuckStreams]

They're so damn adorable.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

oh lordy, melooooo whyyyy

[@N8tiveWeeb]

It's funny this popped up in my recommended, because I had a dream I was, doing the deed with this chick and it was okay but very, vanilla. Then all of a sudden, in the dream, she did what they recommended,....and I wasn't even mad. It was, like perfect. Lol I could have told her to stop but I was like ... Keep going. Lol idk what that means in a dream but it was an awesome dream to say the least. 😏

[@yayawn]

omori sound effects gave me a war flashbacks

[@yeetzer0]

0:31 Wait ....THATS MEE!!!!!

[@trashman1605]

This is the weirdest beavis and butthead episode I've ever seen

[@Chopchopok]

So here we see what happens if they're into you. Enna: *starts cooking and cleaning for you* Meloco:

[@StardustSynchron]

*POG*

[@jimhemmelgarn5841]

Great thumbnail

[@TheRealZura]

6:30 peghim 😂

[@billythenarwhal1579]

I agree pls peg us.

[@_Kikuree]

and the last part caught me off guard LMAOOOOO

[@_Kikuree]

worth the risk

[@Purin1023]

They are both so :D

[@helenabezerra1782]

6:04 she’s just like me frfr

[@semopomume]

enna is so fast with the me too 😭

[@presh.]

8:33 me and who

[@aria8928]

Enna and smelco

[@aqqalularsen3322]

intro: helo everynyyan

[@miss.mercurial]

Wait but some of this advice was kind of wholesome???

[@seatonann]

What do I smell like? Soap. (in thought) So it does work.

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Yami: "It should have been me not him"

[@pokebronyborn]

I lost hope of being wanted romantically years ago. I will die alone and unloved.

[@iliketowatchvideos926]

🎩🐰🌻

[@shawerymarz]

4:21

[@keeysOST]

5:18 I think she meant to say "Asocial". Anti-Social are for people that do lack social skills, but act more violent towards others.

[@aztecserpent5525]

I’ve never really seen Meloco’s streams. Does her mouth always look like Scream?

[@reeno1357]

Pegging huh ? Good idea

[@askolivia.]

Okay, but I think the sound effects during harness belt part is a bit much-

[@BOBurdizzo-ex8ie]

Enna is an angel not bird

[@neetpride5919]

If I ever have a child, I am naming them "Peghim" and I'll tell everyone it is an Iranian name.

[@gabrielkawa3477]

11:04 Not really. They're actually IN a relationship for 6 months not just kiss on the cheek or whatever

[@noble_wine]

Boys want loyalty.

[@destrelyascorner4968]

Bruh if yer 50 and still single thats Hella late but if yer in the 30 mid range of age ye still have the Chance to Mate with a girl and have a Family. Pass on yer bloodline if yer into that Goal like me. Spread yet seed far and wide, i abandoned a lot if Women i Impregnated so that even if i die now, i know that my Genes can pass on.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

X

[@0zWiz]

Umm these advices are one of the worst advices I heard lmao.

[@stewey2298]

ladies if you want to express affection to your man, just make him a sandwich unprompted. Men respond to action, and sandwiches are always good. So doing the action of making him one will always be appreciated, even if your sandwich sucks. Don't peg him. Most ladies don't like submissive guys, they like leadership type guys. Pegging him will change that dynamic and even if he likes it, you will discover that he will submit to you and you will lose respect and then attraction for him. At least most women would. Do not do this.

[@hermitcrab4653]

im fascinated by this comment

[@azki-kq2os]

​@@hermitcrab4653i would love to study it under a microscope like its a new biological specimen

[@tomwatts703]

The 1950s Relationship Understander has logged tf on

[@iamvirtual6819]

I think you should peg him.

[@MrTiep0h]

Peg this guy.

[@baxtinator2153]

I hate vtubers i want love to but girls become fussy either became transgendered,golddiggers, workaholic or lesbian. There is no chance for me 😭😭😭😭

[@baxtinator2153]

Then again us guys can be no different ending up dying as single virgins using a par-asocial relationship with a vtuber, and throwing money at them like stripers, only thing different is you dont see yourself doing the making it rain gesture.

[@tomwatts703]

I would love to study you

[@koiifsh]

girlie my best advice for you is you need to chill

[@lonelyduckling2704]

Oh my god bro did you have a stroke while writing this or what? You good?

[@Cristallia]

I think you're the problem. I don't think you need love advice, but instead a psychiatrist

[@Naraku150]

the dude that did Melocos rigging messed up much on the mouth jeez DX