Melody Is SPEECHLESS by Bao's Baolifornia Gurls Song

[@Shinigami-gk2mr]

I love how whenever bao says some sus stuff vienna pauses like she’s genuinely flabbergasted then goes back to dancing

[@PleasentDddd]

Weird vibe but a vibe nonetheless.

[@SatoruMasamune]

"Did she just say 'queef'? ...just keep vibing, Vienna. Just. Keep. VIBING."

[@XXDanimalz]

The way she looks over at 3:19 is priceless

[@jamesb8284]

I honestly think Vienna was vibing, singing the real song in her head and was caught completely off guard at points

[@nygomi8652]

Reevaluating the friendship between them and wondering if the fun of being bobble's friend is worth the irreparable damage it does to her image

[@wojak-sensei6424]

Letting Bao cook is the biggest mistake/blessing of my life.

[@patchworkboy87]

A blisstake

[@SuperInsanewolf]

mostly mistake

[@RailwayScholar]

they gave the special ed kid a blank check

[@undead_corsair]

She didn't cook, she melted in the microwave.

[@hamtier]

she didn't just let it cook, she let is explode right in all of our faces. oof

[@DrknssRules1]

My favorite is when Bao dropped the "breedable" line, Vienna just stops and looks over at her.

[@Damini368]

You can legit see Vienna processing that line for a good five seconds.😂

[@xqzqcv7950]

Flawless! 💯👌 Perfection

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@@Damini368 vienna.exe has stopped working

[@johngancarcik5682]

That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 she's like what are you on about?

[@JackdotC]

And btw, the original was sang with no BGM at all. And Vienna barley asked for the song. Boa just went full on sicko mode

[@hermitpriest9820]

Can confirm, the original stream version is painful. The music video slaps though.

[@bebop_557]

"full on sicko mode" is definitely a good description. Melody calls herself a degenerate, but Bao was herself for literally 4min and Melody was stunlocked. Speechless + blushing so hard she changed an entire skin tone

[@kaos1109]

"that was a song.. that occurred.. and was made.. And sung and listened to.. Yeahp.." Better words to describe what happened couldn't be uttered, Melody, you gave words to everyone's feelings

[@seneca983]

Definitely one of the songs of all time.

[@Servellion]

Nah, I think one of RussianBadger's crew said it best "I think i just got flashbanged by words"

[@JainZar1]

That song also now has an official MV...

[@Servellion]

@@JainZar1 Is it as cursed as we all thought it'd be?

[@JainZar1]

@@Servellion pretty cursed, jup.

[@Nitecrawlr16]

What I love most about this is how Bao is such an amazing singer but chose to sing as scuffed as possible for this scuffed ass song. XD

[@benpeterson4673]

The talent it takes to sing that poorly is legit remarkable.

[@patbracken]

It's always interesting how an actual bad singer differs from a good singer trying to sing badly. She was still hitting the right notes and everything.

[@benpeterson4673]

Hard agree. The difference is fascinating.

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

@@patbracken Not on the "uh ^ uh v uh ^uh" parts, those were painfully just off key. Also her tone... just compare it to her normal singing, it's again just off.

[@EddieB-ready]

​@@r.pizzamonkey7379damn, it's almost as if she's having fun with it

[@SebDystic]

You know it’s bad when Mel has enough of everything after Bao

[@johngancarcik5682]

About 30 seconds in when her eyes widened that was when she shattered then after that it was off the rails from there

[@KaullorFist]

It takes a lot to get Melody to be speechless and wants to hides like oh my god.

[@dude2499]

The way she slowly sank to the bottom of the screen had me cackling

[@dusk2308]

this is why i love bao need to watch more girls like her XD

[@WolfFireheart]

Last time I saw Mel so speechless, she had a machine strapped to her.

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@@WolfFireheart when mouse explained her other job to henya

[@johngancarcik5682]

You can slowly see her breaking down inside as she sinks lower

[@Professor_Wisteria_]

Bao the Whale is the living definition of blursed. her singing voice is legitimately incredible, but the things she uses it to sing are absolutely atrocious. god i love her XD

[@Lightmagician60]

so... we need a Bao and Miori collab?

[@razier5299]

Crazy to think she use to actually just do normal covers

[@bale7297]

When 52 Hearts dropped, we had no idea what we were getting 💀

[@firestorm1088]

Won't be long before there won't be anyone left in the vtuber community Bao hasn't traumatized.

[@splinter4161]

As it should be

[@VerbalLearning]

Call it Baoro Trauma.

[@HopeHard4062]

So this is the new ring

[@DestronGaming]

​@@VerbalLearningstow it and take my like! LMFAO

[@halodragonmaster]

Bao hasn't institutionalized*

[@Orchestrafanboy19]

The way Bao sings with such reckless abandon. There’s not one ounce of shame and she sang like her life depended on it.

[@trioxralnn9515]

Mel is fcking speechless bro

[@terajimaatsutane]

Yep, Bao succeeded in making Mel question herself XD

[@popump2617]

Unbreakable stun lock

[@SethBring]

I too can read the title

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@@terajimaatsutane Mel just having an internal crisis

[@supergluehotty]

The "Thats enough internet for today..." need to be a sound alert.

[@petercooper456]

Well now Melody is definitely not the most perverted Vtuber, and Vienna is a trooper I mean she’s kinda used to Bao’s quirks but I imagine many listeners did a couple of double takes

[@xtrem5428]

She does have a few moments where she goes "wait what" but then goes right back to bobbing.

[@iamatrain4397]

ig that's the thing, Mel is lewd but she's not full degen in quite the same way Bao is

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

You know it’s bad when Projekt Melody starts looking like Projekt Modest

[@jordancrooks6752]

I mean they are sisters

[@EddieB-ready]

​@@xtrem5428the breedable line specifically, where she just takes a full 5 seconds

[@raizen1364]

i love how half the chat is "ban bao" and the other half is "VIP bao"

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I’m starting to agree with the first half

[@flexprime2010]

and i agree with the second half

[@tgtgtgtg1234]

"We eat 'till I queef!" WTF Bao!?🤣

[@johngancarcik5682]

Vienna.exe has stopped working

[@NaiseiTatsu]

When you're so lewd you shock someone on Chatterbate.

[@Ragnell123]

Bao is really in a breed of her own

[@RailwayScholar]

She is so different she went to an entirely different school as all the other kids. a school with padded walls.

[@Catalos693]

@@RailwayScholar why would she need padded walls when she has her blubber

[@RailwayScholar]

@@Catalos693 for the extra bounce

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

She does say that she’s so breedable

[@chris52209]

​@@Catalos693 regular walls would break

[@T.j.Bobby5]

I lost my shit when she said "14 forklifts barely manage" 😂😂

[@damobeck1]

Isn’t it “Barely an inch”

[@T.j.Bobby5]

@damobeck1 it is, but still funny either way

[@SilverEternal22]

You know it’s bad when even Melody is flabbergasted

[@undead_corsair]

Yep, Bao is still winning the award for the most degen vtuber.

[@lordzaboem]

There was a time when Boa was perceived as innocent. She asked to be lewded in fan attwork, and her community told her no, she radiated too much little sister energy. That all changed. Maturity hit that girl like a meteor strike.

[@Scylithen]

The Bao Berry has gone too far this time 😏

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

"Too far" was months ago when she made an actual model for it. Now, we're out in uncharted territories of depravity.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723No, it was when I commissioned the art in my avatar. Yes, I paid for nonAI Bao inflation, best $100 I’ve ever spent.

[@dilutedskiff6840]

@@BloodRedFox2008pls get help

[@halodragonmaster]

​@@BloodRedFox2008KING Once again I found you

[@hellsbane666]

This almost feels like foreshadowing now....like you raised a huge red flag and stuck it on a hill for all to see....with Baos more recent "reactions" to certain wolfmen

[@SeizetsuYamiyo]

I don't know what's funnier, Mel's eyes darting everywhere like "WTF am i hearing" or Vienna just vibing to the song.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Both the Vienna occasionally stopping trying to process wtf she just heard Mel her brain turning to goo

[@naruarthur]

i love how vienna is just vibing and sometimes just gets chocked and mel the whole time :o

[@brookschannel]

Love how mel is just speechless and making shocked faces through the whole thing 😂

[@sapheyersoftsounds7693]

The cover we never knew we needed

[@sirkelendor5429]

We didnt need that

[@BloodRedFox2008]

@@sirkelendor5429yes we did.

[@Embersofthedark]

​@@sirkelendor5429 yes we needed it

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@EmbersofthedarkI must politely disagree with you on this

[@Embersofthedark]

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 I must politely ask why?

[@UndeadSlayer35]

Bao has the ability to compete with Athel now in sus songs!

[@jacksc9855]

Nah man, this is Nyanner level of sus. And she hasn't reached that since her cover of POMF

[@edarddragon]

@@jacksc9855 man i still cannot believe pomf

[@autohmae]

I've personally been a long time fan of: Consolidated (ft. The Yeastie Girlz) - You Suck

[@Clown_the_Clown]

​@@edarddragon Pomf was peak Nyanners

[@jasminehendrix1558]

@@autohmaeI knew that song before I knew who nyan was i was surprised to learn she sang it

[@GallerySpecter]

I think we can officially say Bao is Ollie's down-badness, Bae's cringe, and Chibi's chaos all rolled into a cursed Baoritto.

[@Paradox-es3bl]

Vienna is a champ for just surviving that.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Song ends Vienna: I I'm going to talk to a therapist

[@bskec2177]

Mel : "Internet, you are drunk. Go home."

[@camillastone8654]

Baos gotta be the only vtuber who can make even Mel surprised

[@PunadianOfficial]

She looked traumatized lmao

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

She wasn’t the only one 😂

[@wot8588]

I miss the time when I didn't know such a song exist. Good times 😢

[@mrchromexxx]

im sorry you can’t handle peak. there’s a cure but it’s still possibly fatal. gws 🫶

[@khaosbydesignuk946]

This is why I love Bao, she's not quite right but she's fun 😅

[@llamaboss1434]

Bao got a dedicated meme and capitalized. Good for her.

[@MATTierial]

I think the "three wolfs howling at the moon" T-shirt really sells it.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Melody’s facial expressions throughout 😂. It was even too much for Projekt Melody!😂😂

[@johngancarcik5682]

Her expression change from beginning then suddenly like wtf is this

[@marineadmiraljunior7904]

Bao's edition is such a banger that it broke my toilet 😢😮

[@somebodyelse3004]

I love that bao just runs with this baoberry thing. XD

[@BloodRedFox2008]

Ditto, it’s why I felt no issues commissioning the art in my pfp. Often when thinking of what I want commissioned I sometimes wonder “would it really be right for me to ask for kink art of an avatar that does have a real person behind it?” but seeing Bao embrace the whole thing made me go “yep, commission time!”

[@th3letterE]

​@@BloodRedFox2008commit self alt+f4

[@DWrecck69]

We Makin it outta baohio with this one

[@flyguytone1727]

This song slaps honestly lol 🔥🔥🔥

[@masterstylez6960]

"Richter 6.9 now pull your pants down" is crazy

[@karlhansen9940]

I love the song, and Mel's impressions make it so much better.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Beginning she's like ok I can get with it then once bao goes bao mode mel slowly breaks and realizes what am I listening to

[@constructionskeleton8030]

i had the elden ring main menu on behind this and it added so much.

[@synphilia4776]

Make sure to listen to this when you fight the final boss for the full experience

[@apophis7712]

​@@synphilia4776 This would unironically be great for a final boss in a comedy game

[@MrHidePatten]

Numi: “oh god my songs are embarrassing” Bao: “Hold my blueberry juice”

[@johngancarcik5682]

Numi isn't bad

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@johngancarcik5682cpr is a real banger

[@hellsbane666]

​@@johngancarcik5682I challenge your statement with 3 simple letters....C.P.R.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@hellsbane666 🎵uno, dos, tres, quatro!

[@BLeePrit]

Mel realizing it's getting a lot harder to keep the title of the "slutty one"

[@SeanSnow64]

Truely, Bao and her girlies be on another level the Mel cant begin to Fathom... Get it... Fathom... Cause Bao is a Bikini Bottom... Aight im done

[@AceStudios10]

Mel is often quite wholesome a lot of the time, her cb streams still have this aura of lewd wholesome a lot of the time

[@teampyro231]

@@AceStudios10 let me guess your a advid watcher of those streams of mel aint you

[@mx338]

Bao isn't really slutty, she's more of the perverted virgin archetype.

[@ButteredCrepe23]

​@@teampyro231Chat your bate

[@C_A_I_N_N]

I would like to remind everyone the bao during the most recent maxor Elden Ring review literally said "i want you to use my skin!" To the scene where malakith said he was going to fucking skin the player alive......

[@Steve-xo5pq]

Everyone loves to make fun of Bao because its part of the fun little dynamic she has with chat and her friends but someone needs to say at least once: Bao is hilarious and I would give any thing to have a friend group like hers. They always look like they are having so much fun, and they just accept people wherever they are at. We should all have people like that in our lives 👌

[@johngancarcik5682]

The one friend who's fun but scuffed at the sametime but would help when ever needed I remember her and filian on cam at that one con in July that was so sweet of bao to do that

[@mugetsu8580]

Who let Bao cook?

[@lordzaboem]

I guess Vienna did.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Someone who didn’t think it through

[@Deathmasterray]

Let?

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@@Deathmasterray i think she just went and did on her own

[@WhiteWolfie_95]

The way vienna's mouth opened on the "beep beep" just fucking SENT ME. I CAN'T

[@Embersofthedark]

"enough internet today...I would say" -Projekt Melody and anyone else who saw it live

[@DurzoBlint178]

Bao understood the assignment💀

[@mustsnip537]

this song wasn't released it fucking escaped.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Not even the S.C.P foundation wants to touch it

[@johngancarcik5682]

The reactions to chat when the still frame appears says it all the range of emotions

[@chrisburnett1638]

For melody of all people to be speechless is something else 😂

[@johngancarcik5682]

You know you accomplished something when you out lewd mel

[@KainuTrash]

Vienna with the gun to the back of her head moving slightly everytime she stops moving is hilarious

[@johngancarcik5682]

She's like ok ok im moving but when I'm done I'm going to reevaluate my life

[@BenjaminSteber]

That wasn’t just a song, that was a Bao movement. The attention to lyrics was so good it reminded me of the bad touch by the bloodhound gang.

[@DaVince21]

What concerns me the most is the amount of time and effort Bao must have spent writing the lyrics and practicing the song and especially the rap. Jesus Christ.

[@minecraft425]

What's concerning most is there's no notice someone hacked a pa or something somewhere played it and uploaded people's reactions...because now I can't help wonder how down to the wire is the clock is till it happens

[@SA-mo3hq]

God hides in their Heaven for fear of the horrors they have created

[@robertdelrosario139]

Bruh, Mel is a virgin nun of God compared to....whatever the fuck Bao did there LMAO

[@researchinbreeder]

"Dented on top". Well, at least she's aware of the brain damage.

[@Riotenian]

I love this model of Melody. It accurately looks similar to Evelynn’s Soul Fighter skin in League of Legends. As an Evelynn main, I approve ❤

[@PudgySasquatch]

Bao's parents regret ever letting her out of the house I'm guessing...

[@justgracetbh]

mel hyperventilating after the fact is the funniest thing

[@michaelmoses8745]

It's even funnier considering Mel got her start on Chaturbate. Bao scared a porn actress who is a virtual camgirl on Chaturbate. 😂😂

[@ElliottPac-t5b]

I love Mel's dumbfounded look

[@generalimlerith8356]

Melody is speechless and that doesn’t happen often lol

[@flan-z8m]

If Melody . The Projekt Melody. Sexy vtuber say it was unhinged. Famous word of "Enough internet today" at that video . She to far innocent being a sexy vtuber. She better off as normal vtuber man . Ooff doomsday gonna be wild

[@dk2k1]

I love that you can see the exact moment Melody’s brain stops working.

[@PhoenixNoKiseki]

Mel, don’t leave us here with this!

[@TheAyanamiRei]

You KNOW your lyrics are FUCKED when even MELODY is horrified at what you're singing!!

[@Night_birb]

you know a song is cursed when even mel is stunned

[@mooparr]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY WITH THIS ONE

[@Spriggan626]

Speechless over here

[@sirkelendor5429]

I need to go touch grass after watching this, what. The. Fuck

[@Madqness]

I cant help returning to this song, for some reason it's always in the mix.

[@TheProswagonist]

Really dreaming of Baolifornication with this one

[@thesilentminority961]

First time hearing this. What a day to have ears… wish I didnt

[@RedrumZombies]

4:16

[@NisAenino]

🫳🏻🌱🌱🌿🌲🌲

[@SamiAmYoutube]

The slow sinking is me lmaooo Wonka looking at violet Beauregard vibes...

[@IronDragonslayer2316]

That legit had Mel stunlocked 😂😂😂😂

[@jaydenwarnke641]

That shit was unhinged. I love it.

[@Lemon3ater]

and you thought you were thirsty, lol 😂😂😂😂❤

[@p0tat0o0]

this is fucking wild absolutely unhinged

[@johngancarcik5682]

And to think devine punishment II by sad sponge was cursed

[@Fly-the-Light]

KZbin just recommended this to me in a mix titled "Children's Music." I have nothing else to say.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

That’s unsettling

[@michaelmoses8745]

Oh no.

[@squidking2679]

It’s bad when even Melody is scared

[@RaeNeptune]

It was really freaking hilarious, I liked it, made me laugh a lot.

[@B_B-420]

I love how Melody just sank off the screen with embarrassment, then slowly came back with a full red face blushing like crazy... 😂😂😂

[@cobaltprime9467]

I hate that I love this song

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Call the fire department, because her cooking didn't just burned down the kitchen and the entire district is on fire.

[@CoralHawk]

Most sane reaction to Baolifornia Gurls

[@akatsukiwolf2735]

*PERFECT. MASTERPIECE.* *furious applause*

[@kiel_doesntplay]

Im not even Mel and im speechless..

[@mlgmrm]

what did I just watch, and why do I feel like I'm on a list now? 😳

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

You mean I’m not the only one?

[@billywilliams8752]

I just love how utterly speechless Mel gets with stuff like this. Absolutely adorable too

[@CypherD2]

I love how Vienna mimics the car horn

[@justsomeguy5628]

It just keeps going... why is it so well put together? Really aiming for maximum damage I see...

[@franks777_KFP]

Watching this after Numi just rewatched Bao's debut is..... something. The whiplash between that initial nervous fish girl and this....scp....has sent me to a chiropractor 😅

[@FuryousD]

Wow, Boa broke Melody of all people 😂

[@johngancarcik5682]

That's an accomplishment

[@adventofknowledge]

I fucking love chat. "There is no god" and it perfectly lined up with mel sinking to the bottom of the screen lmaoooo

[@dairoleon2682]

Never thought I'd hear Mel say "That's enough internet for today."

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Yeah. I’m just gonna go read a book now