Melody showed off her Pool outfit but then...

[@adampv]

Mel saying she didn't know about yuri is like saying moist critical didn't know about nipples

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

she knew, but she just wasn't smart enough to put 2 and 2 together. it's more like someone who understands theoretically how an engine works with pressurized pistons and such, but as soon as they pop the hood of a car they have no idea what they're looking at.

[@kodain]

5:50 is what you came for, gentlemen.

[@DaddyVeo1911]

Oh, I came alright.

[@SIMPLYtheWURST]

thanks for lookin out, *tips cap*

[@ano_nym]

I thought I saw feet in the thumbnail. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined...

[@Nethr]

Thank you. Your service to the cause is appreciated.

[@yuriikrasylovych3939]

cheers

[@alexredins4803]

The real craft line is easily one of my favorites of all time

[@Kirbyroth]

RLCraft good luck Mel you can't punch trees anymore

[@millo7295]

It's Adventure Mode

[@VoidHxnter]

I'm from Mississippi and I can assure you that we are only able to tolerate the summers. Theres people that came down here for the summer and they were horrified at how hot and ESPECIALLY humid it is. Its not even the heat that's bad, it's the humidity. And damn the mosquitos are REALLY bad this year.

[@rpgstaple]

The mosquitoes must've improved their gains, damn near big as flies. 😂

[@StefanGrotRowecki1939]

I've got family in Oregon and can assure you that they don't recognize the summers because it's snowing 24/7

[@otaking3582]

Be thankful you're not in Texas or Arizona.

[@VoidHxnter]

@@otaking3582 Oh trust me I know how bad it gets. It's like this all over the gulf coast. I've passed out multiple times because I couldn't breath well enough to cool me down during band camp. I step outside for 10 minutes and get sunburnt.

[@TheBeastInBlack]

Gotta love having my ac blowing directly on me and still got and sweating

[@Fulgrim2]

I refuse to believe Mel’s never heard of yuri till not so long ago.

[@ArloMathis]

It's definitely said for the joke. She namedropped yuri in her conversation with Layna a *while* back when she said she doesn't like it without dicks.

[@MarrowChiller]

I've been around the block once or twice, but I've never heard of "GL" before she mentioned it in this video. I feel like the term was put together by someone that knew of BL, and thought there should be an equivalent for women.

[@tivviemivvie1162]

She knew Yuri but not GL. Like, she knew only about yaoi, bl, and yuri.

[@yelmtree]

It's kind of shocking, yeah, but I guess she's less of an otaku than it seemed

[@amstrad00]

Before GL became a more common term you'd see it referred to as 'shoujo-ai' and generally the idea was that (here in the west at least) yuri is usually explicitly pornographic while shoujo-ai is more romantic. Meanings have shifted though and yuri is more widely accepted to cover all works featuring same sex female relationships, regardless of sexual content.

[@bensell982]

I hate how I could immediately recognize what that specific surgeon simulator video is. For the record, it was Rage Quit Surgeon Simulator on the Roosterteeth channel.

[@anthonycantu3223]

I remember that video... Back in the day

[@Ariamaki]

Admittedly that backhand sweep of the hammer just BLOWING all the organs out of the chest cavity really is unforgettable.

[@Solar424]

YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL

[@matthiasstormravage2752]

Same here!!

[@UncleMikeDrop]

Chat has become self-aware and is trying to replace you.

[@ailospjellok7475]

"like is there a different version of water i dont know about?" yes mel, and its called wine

[@althelor]

Who are you? Jesus?

[@Avetho]

Well, we shouldn't wine about it XD

[@_Galaxymuffin_]

Actually more literally there is in fact a different form of water that is molecularly heavier than normal water at an atomic level. It’s D20 instead of H20, deuterium water. It’s perfectly safe to drink as well and used in fusion reactors.

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

I was thinking Ice, but okay

[@bakatemplargaming2430]

um actually its called Deuterium

[@Baelor_uwu]

Mel’s pool outfit is both sexy and adorable. It’s Sexdorable. I love her and hope we see more of it in the future

[@CyanAmity]

It’s just like her main adjective: lewdsome! I truly don’t know how she’s so wholesome and adorable, while also being so horny and lewd. It’s truly a wonder of the world.

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

Never say that ever again...

[@themaestro2572]

​@@CoolerFriezasBro don't tell them what to do. They invented a new portmanteau, and it's going into Oxford dictionary!

[@CoolerFriezasBro]

@@themaestro2572 alright

[@olivercharles2930]

Please never utter that accursed sequence of letters again.

[@stoneheart0007]

4:47 Try and tell me that laugh isn't the most adorable thing in the world. *Try and tell me.* Never stop being the beautiful dork you are, Melody. Keep being you.

[@Christopher-N]

Yes, Mel - water comes in different forms. Heavy water has isotopes with an extra neutron. There are also pools of _very_ briny water at the bottom of the ocean; sea creatures that enter it to look for food, do so at great risk.

[@tom4ivo]

And then there are 20 types of water ice.

[@giantpunda2911]

Mel wanting to climb the VShojo booba ranking after scoring really low on Ironmouse's booba ranking chart

[@ToughBeifong]

I have lived in Texas my entire life and honestly, you just get used to your ass fusing to the seat lol

[@theepicslayer7sss101]

NGL, that end, normal booba size is hard AF to find in media, either H or Vtubers/VRChat streamers, so yeah not too much indeed cause in a sea of large ones, it is often a treasure to find normal ones!

[@MarrowChiller]

In an ocean of titty monsters, Mel has been a much appreciated buoy of groundedness.

[@Redflametrow]

1:00 Something I learned a while ago is that there's water and then there's water with Fluoride, and that's just put in there for free. Fluoride isn't just good for your teeth, it actually helps stimulate new bone formation. Just this shocked me to think about as I knew I'd heard it, but I hadn't thought about it until then. Just saying there's a lot of wild stuff to learn.

[@Jotolink]

1:20 - The cutest "Ya' little bitch" I've ever heard

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Melody repeatedly pressing the space bar to get through all the raunchy and suggestive scenes in her video game at the airport actually resulted in her taking off faster and harder than any airplane at that aforementioned airport.

[@arsenalxa4421]

As a Texan who's been to the Persian Gulf I can say our summers ain't shit.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Looking sexy as usual, Mel. Love the womb tattoo.

[@SlaehRequiem]

There is a different form of water: Heavy water

[@Yuki_Ika7]

*Spicy water

[@pixel-genius]

​@@Yuki_Ika7 technically sweet water as heavy water (D2O) has been reported as slightly sweet. Super heavy water (T2O) is the spicy water due to the radiation. 🎉

[@maveric619]

There's also that goopy thick water

[@CinaGD]

Can that be called a form tho?

[@althelor]

​@@Yuki_Ika7 that's just Seltzer.

[@Weste88]

Her womb tattoo gets better and better. Damn do I love it.

[@Kasuto322]

The tummy is a painfully underrated area, in my opinion. Mel's cute tummy is just perfect! And the tattoo is the cherry on top

[@TheRealmDrifter]

This is by far my favorite model of Mel.

[@CodenameDELTAband]

"Am I the densest block of cheese on the world" I'm using that one for sure 😂

[@_blood_moon_proto_1500]

0:31 and worst yet, vinyl seats are coming back into fashion as a cheaper alternative to leather which they will pedal as leather.... aka, wax strip seats are back

[@smaragdwolf1]

cute, huggable Model, Melody :) The 4 standart Physical states are solid, liquid, gas and Plasma. There are more, but some of these only count for very specific Stuff. So for Water, it would be only 4 i guess.

[@KanuckStreams]

I love Mel so dang much. She's so cute and, somehow, wholesome.

[@Lokikun01]

Mel is such a wonderful bean

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Huniepop might be the most fun match 3 game I've ever seen, I get it

[@maveric619]

I lived in AZ The only upside is there's no humidity so the heat just dries you out

[@BlueLoveYT]

Starring at her ears disrespectfully 👀

[@tjelliott8517]

Cute womb tattoo Melly

[@charlemagnetheFranks]

😅🤷‍♂️

[@AzureIV]

When did she get that?

[@tjelliott8517]

@@AzureIV she has had a womb tattoo since the beginning but normally it is hidden 😁

[@AffectionateMaggot]

Reverse tramp stamp

[@millo7295]

The most uncomfortable tattoo is now cute

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I am from and live in Cincinnati, all week this week is going to be high temperatures over 90 degrees F , it is hell out there, especially for someone weak to the heat like myself, also i love the tattoo

[@k1lmansgh0st]

Arizona is usually toasty during the summers. Think it got up to 117 here this year. Good to have a spatula handy so you can scrape your butt off the hot seats going down the road

[@davidhouston4810]

I can not see enough of the beautiful Melody, so this got my immediate attention.

[@louisrobitaille5810]

6:14 "That's where my heart is right now." I'd be concerned if your heart wasn't in your chest 🤡.

[@TheLastSpider-Man]

I didn't know Mel got a womb tattoo. Very nice 👌

[@tonymata8070]

No matter which model, Mel will always be smexy and adorkable.

[@dylanelliston5908]

dude here in texas before summer officially started, its been like 90-100 already

[@austinm5630]

Holy hell that TTS. Some people really ARE as creative as their streamers.

[@macrom.5032]

1:01 Yes, they just invented Water 2

[@level20eevee75]

Im surprised she dosen’t like surgeon simulator, seeing she would have an understanding of the human anatomy.

[@setojinro]

Melody is one of those gorgeous gals with a 10 personality that makes her unironically 100% a joy to be around lol.

[@JackDPearl]

Mel's reaction to surgeon simulator was great. I had no idea she could be so squemish.

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

There are actually different forms of water, like heavy Water

[@morganite6075]

"You Indeed Feel COWABUNGA MODE" is the name of my new band.

[@phil955]

0:15 Lifehack: Get put a towel on your seat before you drive. Alternatively, do what I did: Get a classic car with cloth seats instead of leather seats (really don't know why those ever became a thing) and functioning A/C. Looks better than any bland modern car you can get, sounds better and it's gonna make you feel better. Seriously! Mine cured my depressions completely.

[@cmotdibbler4454]

I have had a really, really shitty day, but that laugh just turned it around for me, Thank you Mel

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

I can confirm that the heat is that bad

[@salutauo2035]

1:00 Wait until Melody finds out about dry water or brine pools or something

[@Animeplayer]

Car? I am sure leather will be worse!

[@mateuscardoso3627]

I know it was just a second, but a Hunnie Pop with vtubers would be cool, it seams an actualy good idea

[@lukeman9851]

Could do a size toggle redeem like Layna did. That was hilarious

[@laust5812]

Surgeon Simulator reference brought to you by Michael and Gavin

[@mega_jonne1546]

projekt melody should get the booba tech from mura tbh. muras booba in vrchat is SSS tier

[@bibztv770]

Projekt melody sounds like shes always second guessing her own sentences… not gonna lie its adorable and i have no problem with it… 😂😂😂 its the neurodivergent obnoxiously observance

[@Omnikeith1]

there be a full moon tonight gentlemen

[@Cyberdemon11120]

There IS a little known 4th phase of water called 'EZ Water'. Visibly, it looks like normal water, but what makes it a different phase is that EZ Water has separated charge, unlike normal liquid water, which has diffuse evenly distributed charge. The 'EZ' part stands for Exclusion Zone. Exclusion Zone Water is actually found in regular water, usually around objects with a hydrophilic surface. It can actually be found everywhere, with the most prominent places being around ice that is flouting in water or melting, and in the cells of all living organisms.

[@thebonksipper8811]

"My family has used him a lot in the past..." *God, the places my mind immediately went, what is wrong with me*

[@jakeshot15]

It's already too hot in TN. It hit 91 yesterday

[@xanderpascua2005]

Im in Florida and let me tell you, when it was 103 defrees F in APRIL i knew summer would he bad

[@karrde5566]

yeah she def sounds like Ambiguous Amphibian such a trip

[@Kkadiogo]

I agree, Melody, but that tattoo of yours is really interesting. LMAO

[@brianl8481]

I live in Texas, summer isn’t that bad. Usually doesn’t get over 110F.

[@yezki8]

Im in Indonesia, and we just reached 84°F at 10.00 PM (yes, PM. You read that right), with 81% humidity weeks ago. Yea... cant wait for summer in August i guess... pools will be saunas

[@NateTmi]

shower tender sounds like he is tending to an active shower that someone is taking rather then the pipes the water comes from.

[@LuxVertas]

That Chatter who asked Mel for Mata's number is asking for trouble!

[@brianmclain1955]

0:16 and then that car's value would subsequently go up tremendously.😂

[@ginnrollins211]

As someone who lives in Southern Nevada where the temperature is currently over 100 degrees, thank God I'm in Utah(Salt Lake area) right now.

[@jtp5167]

As a man living in the center of Arizona, I can confirm that things are starting to melt from the heat already.

[@Lianpe98]

0:58 There actually is, there's heavy water, it's a real thing, look it up,

[@DJDTHTRP]

That TTS got me cracking up hard lol

[@scottbraun2457]

As long as your flotation devices are working, it's not too much... Opinions are always varied.

[@tom4ivo]

Shower tender: The person who "washes your back".

[@brianmclain1955]

Unknown unknown's are crazy. Something you don't know exists so hard that you couldn't even look it up. if you wanted to.😂

[@fyurial2565]

Mel going to kill us in minecraft man now i've to look every direction just in case she Coming.

[@abdulkadirculha1995]

Beautiful Thank You Love You Projekt Melody

[@eddebrock]

Mel not knowing about Yuri is like a car mechanic not knowing about wheels!

[@NoctisVigil]

"I feel like that (booba) is where my heart is now." No Mel, the heart is behind those. You get points for being close though. 😆

[@arinnoor]

The Winds of Change? Praise be to Tzeentch!

[@Goober_dandysworld]

U say that when we people in Nevada are suffering in 100° degrees of heat

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

Different forms of water? Like ice snow and steam

[@6th_Army]

Texas is going to get hot? Texas was colder than Canada today!!!!

[@ThatGuyKazz]

There is a different form of water yeah... it's called Heavy water and has extra neutrons which makes it denser than normal water.

[@Gurgimunchingcrunching]

It's so hot here in Texas, I'm taking the NNN challenge so as not to over heat.

[@frostfire4871]

if she was in texas, she'd get to feel texas AC and be just fine from the heat XD

[@Astrometeor_182]

Yes so true

[@samwang1439]

It's BACK! How about the f- machine?

[@undead_corsair]

Hmmm, maybe I should pay another visit to the moon some time 🤔

[@jzpowell2108]

There is a different form for water… it’s called steam if it’s hot or ice if it’s cold

[@NovaKnight]

I'm glad I'm not alone in my hatred for Surgeon Simulator.

[@rayanderson5797]

As someone who does live in the Southeastern US... Yes. It's hot. I could leave dough outside at noon and bring bread in by dinnertime.

[@TheRobloxianWarrior97]

I'm in Texas and my ass ain't gonna survive this summer 😂😭

[@FutureAIDev2015]

0:30 yeah you're going to need to be surgically removed from the chair 😂

[@TheOfficalDjEuMan]

As a texan, its nothing to matter about the weather as long as ya got ya crowbar.😂

[@apimpnamedslikbacjr.2]

Mel I had a dream about you and Zone Tan. I'm hoping it's one of those prophetic dreams

[@Trret]

I kind of want to let melody know that there is a second kind of water called "heavy water" used in nuclear reactors

[@DenshaOtoko2]

Oh Mel you're so precious!

[@millo7295]

She looks ready for a Dodgers' baseball uniform

[@billyrulezTV]

Oh yeah. Now that's the good stuff.

[@almichenfelder2912]

Sinder is crazy since she see you