members of nct dream i could beat (most to least likely)

[@marklee-hl5mz]

chenle would absolutely decimate me, laugh about it, and then post about it on his bubble

[@toolazyforaname77]

😂😂😂

[@IndigoDetry]

NO LITERALLY

[@JBeechem]

Literally I feel Iike he would tho he wouldn’t hold back

[@safichii]

"I feel like haechan..bit people in kindergarten"

[@IndigoDetry]

he just seems like the type you know

[@subaksea3579]

lmao i used to think the same thing tbh

[@fireproof2767]

@@safichii And then he met Jaemin and got his ass whooped by him, hell he even got beaten up by Mark , Haechan is weak physically and even he admits that lol

[@NCity_NeoGotMyBack]

There is one factor we failed to consider. Jaemin said cheating is a skill and probably all members would somehow cheat

[@cutestgiirl5709]

CUANDO DIJO ESO???? 🫂🚬🗣️🗣️🗣️☠️

[@IndigoDetry]

this is not shocking😭

[@niayo8911]

jaemin would totally say some weird shit just to distract you

[@derpchick6562]

the fact that renjun and haechan actually fought makes this even funnier lmao

[@matthewmoyo9594]

Sorry the Haechan one is so accurate look over there throat chop I vow😭😭😭😭😭

[@lizetteavila4415]

Absolutely 😂😂😂

[@hannigramlee1776]

'i mean, look at him' and it's a picture of jeno looking all babygirl on the side lmao. very threatening

[@antropofagica]

i think jaemin would actually fight dirty a lot... IF he cared enough which would be his downfall at some point he'd just get tired of it

[@fireproof2767]

Jaemin fighting dirty? This man is both smart and strong af , he doesn’t need to do much to win. He is athletic without even trying , I think you all forget his high effortless kick in “We go Up” , he could send you into another dimension with it if he only wanted. He is unbothered in games simply because he is going against his friends but put someone else in front and he will end them easily.

[@gr4veyards20]

i love nctzen shenanigans so much lmaoo 😭💀

[@nataly2456]

"So he... Yapper." Im DEADDDD

[@lovellie999]

defeating jisung but then he gets so embarrassed abt it that you feel bad and let him get a couple of swings in

[@tanuvogue]

naah mark would make u cry unintentionally

[@fireproof2767]

Just swing his strong muscular arm around and hit you “accidentally” and be like “oh shitt…Did I kill you? my bad”

[@МарияПетрова-ъ6н]

Jeno literally choking everyone lovingly and not so much in every NCT backstage video lol

[@IndigoDetry]

😭

[@tamaramat8808]

The chenle slide has me deadddd😂

[@lynashmcmash4427]

A wild card

[@adri.rath06]

jeno is insanely accurate

[@baram3124]

Solid list 10/10. Only thing I disagree with is I’d switch Mark and Jisung. Jwisung Pwark is scared of EVERYTHING, even his own shadow, he’d get folded in seconds

[@7dream4life]

see thsts why she said he would last longer then u think. bros hands are probably bigger then ur hesd

[@forevera5241]

Jaemin's that kid that bit you cause he likes you and then cries because what's wrong with you 😐

[@yejinese]

HAECHAN WOULD TRY TO KISS A MAN TOO LIKE NOT EVEN AS A FIGHTING TECHNIQUE HE WOULD JUST WANT TO 😭😭😭

[@cmcar058]

Im sorry but Jaemin just gives crazy vibes. He’s so unpredictable that I wouldn’t even engage

[@jhan5300]

jaemin just smiling while punching you like 😇 or absolutely manically laughing and making the weirdest of sounds, there's no in between

[@nameless8310]

i just know either jaemin or chenle would outsource the work to jeno or smth

[@IndigoDetry]

bruh thats so smart

[@penidk]

4:03 I'm dead not the vape

[@leefelix9898]

i truly think i could beat the blocks off jisung but also i'd probably feel so bad i'd apologize 😭

[@IndigoDetry]

😭

[@Breathinbreathout-ov4lo]

You guys really think you can?

[@ruthiebee11]

this and the puppy interview are precisely the type of content i need

[@taxedshrimp]

127% true

[@yiyi4252]

I don't know if you're aware but haechan and jaemin have physically fought before when they were trainees and jaemin won

[@IndigoDetry]

bruh😭

[@HarrietWanjau]

Of course he won have you seen that man's muscles 😂😂😂😂. The only one that outranks him is Jeno

[@ytxqklamnopqrst]

@@HarrietWanjau ​⁠​⁠they fought when they’re still kids so i’m sure they don’t have muscles at that time 😭

[@HarrietWanjau]

@@ytxqklamnopqrst Haechan was still waaay skinnier than Jaemin was so my point still stands. Jaemin would have still won

[@cennypoandy8952]

​@@HarrietWanjauback in trainee haechan is the tallest also bigger than jaemin

[@Im_here_lol]

I feel like renjun wouldn’t physically fight,but bro would cook me with words,i would be on the floor crying at the end

[@BREADlFIED]

idk man but mark would absolutely rock the shit out of me, bro's got all of those reflexes and he's feisty as hell and have you seen all those clips of him trying to 💀 haechan? also jeno- that man does NOT know how to hurt somebody 😭 he's just a little meow meow

[@spadesone]

this was art. these 6 minutes felt 6 hours. i want you to be my THERAPIST u talk such FACTS psychoanalyze me queen 😭😭😭😭😭

[@IndigoDetry]

😭💕

[@jenosnoonajeds3840]

This is so funny and accurate at the same time 😭

[@junseonghofr16]

10/10 ranking!!

[@IndigoDetry]

thank you🤝

[@ellen-un6ir]

i love this fandom

[@matthewmoyo9594]

I'm sorry but the man the myth the legend Mark Lee would absolutely decimate your ass his relaxes are insane they don't call that man spider-man for nothing and you forget a crucial factor in all fights stamina😮‍💨

[@RogueOutlaw117]

True true…

[@megan-mr9vk]

and he’s got that kick it choreo down. he’s ready to fight

[@fireproof2767]

Damn right , people always underestimate him and Jaemin thinking their personalities reflect on their physical skills but it is an absolute bullshitt. I think these two could take down almost anyone.

[@naomiromano04]

you got me at "kiss you during the fight"

[@iii9591]

if u take his vape away hes ending u😭😭😭😭noofogilroddofkfb

[@safichii]

The insane amount of creativity and memeability has me shook, I enjoyed this so much and I feel like this kinda good crack content unites all the czennies ❤

[@IndigoDetry]

thankyou🤝

[@negotmybacck]

loool imagine fighting haechan and then all of sudden his lips in yo face😭😭😭

[@squid3946]

The part about haechan trying to kiss people....remember when he did exactly that during hot sauce era and jaemin called his bluff and kissed him for real?

[@user-sr9jn9by1g]

jeno so accurate, i mean dont be deceive by his smile that man is full muscle and power 💪

[@첼리포도]

I'd put jaemin last. the dreamies are scared when he's mad and for a good reason. he's unhinged

[@lecheflam1311]

i concur... mk as the guy who can fight but slips on a banana peel midway by sheer luck, rj as the catty uncle who is not afraid to slap u w/ his channel no 5, jisung who can surprisingly last, haech and jaem as biters (i feel like they still bite to this day), jen as guy who will rock ur shit and cl. gun.

[@simplymelody7381]

lmaoooooooooooooooo chenle got the blicky

[@elllisgrey]

it's the way that i KNEW my man would be first on the list

[@snoopsjungwoo]

The jm one is absolutely insane 😭😂😂

[@leleluvz]

not the vampire picture for haechan LMAOOO

[@historyofgigachad6835]

PLS do ot25 😭😭😭

[@safichii]

Another vote here for ot25 pleeeeez 🙏 ✨️

[@IndigoDetry]

oh my god… i did one for 127, i can do one for wayv but i dont really know wish that well, i only do it for groups that i stan. i can do one based off vibes tho🤔

[@sophiep6117]

@@IndigoDetryahhhh pls dooo wayvvv!!!!

[@udeshyagurung5359]

Chenle one💀

[@IndigoDetry]

i am scared of him

[@tannakota1846]

No but the fact the PowerPoint isn’t actually on the TV is a clever editing hack. I was fooled until I saw your body disappear behind it 😆 Also love the concept of these videos. Hilarious! When you were talking about Haechan “fighting over his best friend Mark- no no no, his VAPE” 💀

[@jeannie13]

ngl best content ive ever seen

[@IndigoDetry]

thank you

[@noahfan2719]

getting into kpop was the best possible thing for my youtube algorithm. unironically think you should be an orator.

[@pae7672]

This is the type of K-pop content I live for 😂

[@unexpectedspider]

saying you could beat Spider-Man in a fight is crazy

[@zcldiary]

just tickle chenle and he'd lose

[@Dede_777]

Real 💀

[@fireproof2767]

I mean Jaemin takes him down just by staring at him. If Chenle was going to win it is only by hiring other people to do it for him let’s be honest here. lol

[@mansimishra3865]

the fact that you are chenle biased makes so much sense

[@IndigoDetry]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[@rosavistar]

STOP I MADE THE MARK LEE CAT MEME YOU SHOWED AT THE BEGGINING OMGBSJDBAKSBSN

[@bayleekaye1077]

this is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a WHILE hahaha so good and so accurate, your commentary is priceless lmao

[@IndigoDetry]

thankyou🙂‍↕️

[@marsispan6232]

This video is AMAZING! Your editing style and the way you presented sverything had me losing my mind, this made me laugh so much!! What u said abt haechan and jaemin being biters took me tf out. I do think Jeno should be lower on the list. I love my bias and he is Strong but there is also a 50/50 chance he will trip over his own shoelaces (if i had a nickel for everytime i caught him tying his shoe at tds3 in ny id have two nickels)

[@IndigoDetry]

thank you!! okay so basically what i said about hyunjin being super clumsy is how you feel about jeno i 100% get it

[@thalia9120]

no because renjuns the type that would read you in such a good witty way that you just have to take a second to appreciate how clever that insult really was and maybe even laugh along

[@taylortot9488]

Don’t know how I got here 🤷🏾‍♀️ but I’m here to stay lol. That Haechan bff vape part cracked me up lol

[@IndigoDetry]

ik that man dont play bout his vape. he probably named it

[@7dream4life]

agree with all but jeno tbh. yeah hes strong but i could never see him fighting anyone

[@archivepostsexe]

I already know this video is finna be a banger

[@IndigoDetry]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[@lizetteavila4415]

Im screaming!! Chenle is going to bring out the AMERICAN side of him😜🤞

[@IndigoDetry]

😭

[@rosemoon8165]

I CAN'T WITH JAEMIN HAHAHAHAHA I MEAN "HIT ME HIT ME, DARE YOU" MY MAN WOULD NOT BE ONE OF THOSE WHO INSULT IN A FIGHT, BUT IF YOU DARE TO FIGHT HIM, HE WILL PROBABLY WIN I KNOW THAT

[@idontwannahostthisshownomore]

niche reference, but the part about haechan and the vape reminded me of tommie hitting bobby at the baddies reunion bc he snatched her vape dkjhsk

[@hanniefaerie]

The only ppl on this list that I’d be a little scared to fight would be Haechan, Jaemin, and Jeno. MAYBE Renjun if he gets mad enough.

[@saviorofs0ng]

mark lee is from the Lee family tree.. while Bruce Lee wasn't Korean, he's still a Lee. with his proficiency in dance thus footwork translating to fighting and taijutsu being a familial trait (i.e Rock Lee), I think he'd mollywhop you quite handedly. let's not forget Muhammad Ali's last name is pronounced AH-LEE so he has the capability of channeling some boxing skill ancestrally. i think you're also severely underestimating his talk no jutsu which would be his attempt to spare you from regrettably subjecting you to can of whoop ass when he goes first gate. i'd bet the house on markwondo.

[@letmarklead]

chenle would stare at you from head to toe and ure over fr 😢

[@chelseydolbec4043]

My red flag is thinking I could genuinely take all of them in a fight (I'm 5'1)...

[@sofia.hc.]

haechan's one is so accurate😭😭😭 he'd definitely kiss a man and then choke him or punch him in the face and that's why he's my ult

[@DairaHernández-s9t]

renjun one is so accurate like, if he wants to fight you is because he MAD fr no return point and you got double attack with emotional damage and physical pain, still love him tho

[@t0rilty]

youre hilarious 😭 and why these accurate asl lmfao

[@tretren1468]

Ngl Mark would beat someone ass if he’s mad enough 😂 I don’t think you’ll win friend

[@abbywarren5823]

this is too good

[@dadaromadisciple]

IM CRRYYUNG THIS IS SO ACCURATE I NEEED A NCT WISH VER 😭😭😭🙏🙏

[@Jaque725]

i want them to react to this so bad

[@gemmamoon5998]

I immediately said “Mark.”

[@user-mp7vy9dz9f]

IM CRYING I LOVE BEING AN NCTIZEN

[@zelizah]

never stop making these videos 😭😭😭

[@IndigoDetry]

nevaa!!

[@yikes9944]

THE JAEMIN ONE HAD ME CACKLING BC IT IS SO REALLLL

[@maypalserrup]

I really hope they watch this video, I can easily see them laughing a lot at this lol

[@huangrenjunism]

have yet to watch this but i know this will be amazing… thank you recommended

[@mandarin1604]

this is the content i like to see on my homepage ❤

[@L1TTL3M00NS]

these are too funny help 😭 im having a presentation night for my birthday and made one of these but its oneus and onewe :D

[@IndigoDetry]

omg period

[@wongxuxi]

i would never want to get on jeno’s bad side like you gotta always be scared of the soft looking guys who do more action than talking 😭

[@camillamarcussen4]

please more content like this

[@glowingsoftly]

this is so unhinged im ctfuuuu

[@talamainnctzen]

I heard mark actually got in a fight like two years ago😂😂

[@talamainnctzen]

@ People on gossip websites lmfao

[@bluecoffee3306]

Mark doesn't need to fight. Yuta and Chenle are his no.1 defenders

[@keila2948]

I love this actually

[@neology127]

I can't believe I've just seen this for FREE

[@udhayashri-dm9my]

This was SOO funnn !!!!! we also need a SEVENTEEN ONE

[@rileynavarra7652]

idk why this was on my explore page (i don't listen to nct) but i'm extremely excited edit: not mark getting his ass handed to him HAHAHA

[@trioceo]

127 NEXTTT

[@Victoryayaya]

I need 127 and wayv next

[@camillamarcussen4]

do one of how you think the dream members would rizz you up, or their reaction to how they would react to be rizzed up. I feel like Mark could not take ANY hint! Or if you did date and then kissed he would be like "dude, we just kissed!"

[@SB-hk5cw]

Thank you for the laugh I needed this

[@jenosleftshoulder]

THIS IS INSANE

[@starrnighttt_123]

I know chenle would destroy my soul of he wants and i'm here for it🤭🤭 #chenlebiased

[@JolieGirl2002]

I think to make this video fair you should list your own fighter stats and traits to explain Why you can beat them. to you mark may be a walk in the park but for someone else their crucial weakness might be talking shit out

[@ditanovita5688]

Lmaooo can u make with 127 members ?