Waaait... Hol' Up... V71

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[@awanderer3047]

The title is exactly why i got good at making a monotone voice. Side effect: i struggle to show emotion through speach

[@danoobgorge7326]

Number 15…

[@sand8515]

Twerking chicken

[@notNyxiann]

MURDER DRONES PFP!! HELLO))

[@awanderer3047]

@@notNyxiann ah, a fellow murder drones enjoyer. hello

[@SirPurpleGuy]

@@notNyxiann Aw man you beat me to it.

[@ollie2862]

You had a major smol brane moment when you didn't call Bob Ross Doggo "Dog ross"

[@fox2.0001]

I no brain, only head space

[@mohammedyuan]

9:53:56

[@dubstepbee6892]

SAAAAAAAAAAME

[@glutenfreehand-jobs4918]

13:00 actually the two snakes are mating, which kind of makes it even more mental

[@NobleWinters15]

4:42 man pulled 2 generations

[@themanhimselfsunny]

3:15 made me laugh way too hard, best advertising ever

[@justusmoritz3199]

I live in Delaware and have driven by a few times on my way to Cape Henlopen or Rehobeth Beach, I've never ate there, but their advertisements are funny as all hell lol

[@toxiwashere]

My town has a billboard that says "YOUR WIFE IS HOT. better get a new AC" and I adore it

[@washingtonnoble389]

There’s no way that’s a coincidence the people who owned the restaurant were probably messing around.

[@mclovinisback5866]

0:16 the first one is a mirror-pic, the other one was taken by another person. So the tattoo is on the other side

[@e-rag1224]

Big brain time

[@cloroxbleach4411]

I mean, your not wrong..

[@Rousella]

Smarty

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

Her skin tone change though

[@Rousella]

@@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 lightning, I suppose

[@oklol681]

dude props to you for adding the meme in the thumbnail be the first meme in the video

[@Civillaneous]

Thank you for putting the meme that was in the thumbnail within the first 10 seconds of the video. I'm gonna sub just because of that.

[@pOrTiAaHuMaNbEiNg]

Question was the parents going to see the screen if they picked up?

[@robertbusselmaier]

I don’t know what gaslighting is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[@txtp]

it doesn’t exist

[@SavageJarJar]

It’s basically consistently lying to someone until they believe it because they think you were telling the truth. That’s a bad explanation of it, so just look up the definition.

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

Ignore SavageJarJar and Google, they aren’t telling the truth.

[@SavageJarJar]

@@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 dang

[@moduIus]

@@SavageJarJaryou know what gaslighting is.

[@Pino73926]

the perk of working in the morgue got me so good

[@gamergirlgrace1.091]

3:40 I’m getting horse lessons in January next year so this leaves me a mental scar

[@Karawcue]

Im so sorry for u rn-

[@--Crybaby--]

3:20 his sacrifice will be forever appreciated o7

[@radio_cupid]

That first one is so relatable- I FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO DIE WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENS

[@Nightfurygirl]

THIS IS LEGIT WHAT FIRST POPPED UP WHEN I LOOKED UP "MY WIFE YELLS AT ME" WHAT IS THIS SEXIST DOUBLE STANDARD VICTIM BLAMING BS?! Some key reasons your wife may yell at you: She doesn't feel heard, so she raises her voice. She shouts at you because she feels you don't help enough. Your wife may lose her temper because chores and house stuff don't feel fair. She yells because you didn't follow through on an agreement or promise.

[@cali4788]

Forget everything else, why were you looking that up 💀

[@Nightfurygirl]

@@cali4788 I was looking that up because I wanted to see what they said about it in the video was true, but it was worse-

[@StillJayfeather]

16:37 that actually happens when you search it up though 😢

[@e_is_for_existential_crisis]

13:00 I think that's a dingo eating a shark carcass, while two snakes mate.... not sure why out in the open tho

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

9:55 *intriguing title Me: God,anything but that terrible picture,I swear,if they used that particural picture- *image shows up Me: Ah,what a great day to be a Harry Potter fan and have my favourite character underestimated- HOL' UP-

[@4400seriesFAN]

I thought I was the only one who gets constantly interrupted by their family when trying to watch porn. How do they know? Why is it almost always then?

[@ThePcHeadedGuy]

parent's have a instinct just to call right then and there. thats how.

[@vectusvalorian]

You're connecting to the livingroom sound system and they're being polite.

[@beanz3089]

Same dude same 😔

[@markh.6687]

@@vectusvalorian Could you turn it down just a little; the neighbors can hear her. Thanks.

[@fox2.0001]

They just know... its called 'parent sense'

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

4:42 First things first, I'd get the teacher arrested. Second, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK DID I JUST READ???!!!

[@SeaFairingSaucer]

I know it’s a hold up but it just heat getting worse

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

15:29 I too think Nala (from the lion king) is a great character!

[@FurryMonster-nx9kv]

Me too!

[@Geraldandme]

Gerald thinks it’s either Nala, or something else.. 😅

[@KcMp86]

The spider door handle one tho 💀💀💀

[@Karawcue]

3:49 THE POOR MOM RN-

[@interdimensionaldorito7954]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road My friend: why Me: to get to the idiots house Also me: knock knock My friend: who’s there? Me: The chicken

[@toastmaster914]

I said this joke once, he didn't get it

[@elkc4355]

@@toastmaster914 look Vegeta,I can fly

[@Karawcue]

PFTT--

[@Snoopborb]

My bird flew Away today, really needed this, thanks

[@JAY31072010]

13:00 Legend has it, deep under Australia there is a cave system home to a colony of dragons who migrated here millions of years ago, and over time their children rose to the surface and evolved into different creatures that’s why there’s so many reptiles in Australia

[@kosuken]

3:20 Everyone reading this is in the 10%

[@markh.6687]

So why do you keep clicking on your comment, 10%-er??

[@-SoultheFox-]

IM HAPPY IM NON-BINARY

[@cyruspatton2805]

9:55 Saitama Left The Chat.

[@BestDude101_]

12:08 Bro Coco-Cola in Alabama is wack

[@Ussonan-Foderation2016]

11:43 EMUS!

[@Thatonepepperyguy]

Sume

[@facelessdorito]

When you can’t rub your eyes because your fingers are too cold

[@thelazygamer2195]

Those snakes are screwing. Not fighting. 13:01

[@vilegutts]

5:56 almost died from choking on an orange at this part

[@jennyaustin8511]

10:24 why can I imagine this ;-;

[@dominicstevenson8816]

7:54, noticed one person is missing.

[@JaksMedSaks]

Have never clicked a vid so fast

[@Jethasautism]

Good job for being first

[@Anakinvoorhees]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@JaksMedSaks]

@@Anakinvoorhees thumbnail was different but i see why you commented its cursed

[@chuggs4522]

18:28 I have never been so violated before

[@justusmoritz3199]

I live in Delaware, and I can confirm that Crabby Dick's is real, and yes, they do put these messages on their board, most self aware business in Delaware lol

[@Zacian2.0]

8:23 Well it worked. You sure did realize an issue fast, clearly means the awareness you gained is a big help No go get some ones that work correctly

[@ISleepInDiffrentPeoplesTrash]

Those snakes…. Aren’t fighting 😅

[@capitangel5406]

10:25 That the wrong kind of shot

[@Cyberraptor14]

14:52 Do we call Nurse Joy or a Regular Doctor?

[@C0PY_R1GHT]

The second tho 😂💀

[@sonicthehedgedog7024]

15:01 Its all alright until she uses the fire flower

[@Hearts.for.xa.]

TODAYS MY BIRTHDAYYYY THANKS FOR THE VIDEO!!

[@Memellion]

Happy birthday

[@Hearts.for.xa.]

TYYYYYY!!!!!

[@robet007]

🎂🎂🎂

[@douglasmarshall6949]

13:00 I thought that was how snakes mated?

[@DiogoSantos-xm5nf]

4:43 Damm

[@rosykindbunny1313]

17:22 *deaf people have left the chat*

[@DEEDKHAAK]

*mute people has left the chat*

[@LordPotato690]

0:05 this has happened multiple times

[@Cloudss09]

I looked up why me wife yells at me.... all the related searches said everything about a husband.

[@ericortega1745]

4:20. She basically killed 2of her kids?. Why was she not the prime suspect for arson?.

[@robet007]

🤔

[@tonyblake7569]

2:10 honestly expected his grandpa was still alive and he was praying it would only be for 1 more day.

[@epicr.d9111]

Nah the fillter did him dirty

[@PL4Y3r261O]

Did who dirty lol

[@r_4nd0m.]

3:25 This is the type of Women i DON'T like. Who the f says that when she knows that Men will see her comment 💀💀 I'M A FEMALE.

[@paytonc5692]

10:36…. *I’m fucking truamatized*

[@fedorabro1708]

7:54 it took me a moment before I realize that the black dude was gone and when I did I yelled in shock “OH NO” multiple times

[@PolychromaticZero]

bro became a pine tree

[@atomsmasher9279]

Nice memes as always

[@OrangeSpaceNewt]

2:46 reminds me of that time someone tried to rent a place for SINGLE WOMEN ONLY lmao I hope no one actually took that deal and reported it because it was extremely suspicious

[@ch0mpd136]

2:20 This is honestly just sad

[@warstorm3149]

"you are the only person who heard everything you said" you forgot sleep talking my dude.

[@markh.6687]

I don't remember my sleep-talking episodes at all; I'm told I once stood in front of a window with the shades and blinds closed and told the person I was looking out the window. Then they suggested I go back to bed; I did so. Another time I sat up and answered two questions asked of me, then laid back down and went back to sleep with no idea I even sat up, let alone had a conversation. The human mind can be a very strange place.

[@warstorm3149]

@@markh.6687 Very interesting.

[@ChocolateShrimpPasta]

19:08 the secret monk training food

[@tesstickles4621]

5:37 that almost made me puke because moldy food makes me gag

[@elementalgabe7860]

0:20 EVIL VERSION?

[@sartbimpson4519]

That’s the joke

[@lol5776]

@@sartbimpson4519 Implying the KKK isn't evil to begin with.

[@mercurymenace43]

13:00 so uhm..those snakes weren't fighting they were "fighting" like what your parents told you they were doing with the lights off and no clothes on when you walked into their room as a toddler and wanted to know what was happening

[@markh.6687]

But why did my Mom have a whip and a chair??

[@yancywatts388]

@@markh.6687 My dad had a gun and veins full of meth.

[@markh.6687]

@@yancywatts388 Uh oh...not so good.

[@Shad0wtotheEast]

14:34 I was watching this part while drinking some water...sopping wet now smh

[@wolfodonnell4658]

20:27 Grinch's gonna love this. XD

[@pearsRL]

3:31 I like oe the bot voise says "seen" instead of "shawn"

[@cocoacry]

2:44 but… taxidermy…

[@PrettiestPrincipleInLife]

15:15 isn't this from a mcyt you laugh you lose? Like one of the girls in the dream smp. This was the one donation that made them lose

[@Domexnothere]

9:55 HE forgot Saitama from One Punch Man, lol

[@ln9589]

16:37 everyone can be glad to know that google fixed this and now its both of them going straight to assuming domestic abuse

[@sogaytoday5258]

1:07 But your dog then turns blue with spots, your house hold items come to life, and your dog leaves blue slime paw prints behind as clues.

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

0:12 peak

[@psypherul1171]

5:22 That's a wholesome one

[@Superpringlecrisps2]

5:45 LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOL💀💀💀

[@Superpringlecrisps2]

7:35 LOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@aleksandarvil5718]

13:20 */Jazz Music Stops*

[@Zachary8103]

0:19 There was a good version?!

[@user-rt8lm3hb1q]

Dog eating shark, snakes fighting to death, spider in door handle,

[@EroticBanana]

5:45 damn, had to go back to see that it was indeed a person sitting and not a ball

[@jk0273]

12:58 yeahhhhhhhhhhh two snakes fighting to the death definitely nothing else

[@Walter-en3lt]

Fun fact: I actually set a trash can on fire in primary school

[@haileycherette32]

The hoodie story-😳

[@reda29100]

0:21 an "evil" version

[@sleepingkirby]

6:50 no need to censor the name. That's Fern Brady. Scottish comedian. She'd be happy to see that tweet being spread around.

[@denisecolgan1041]

3:36 that’s not how you spell that name it’s actually Seán (I would know, it’s literally my name)

[@networkofneurons]

DO NOT *_EVER_* UNLEASH _MERRIAH CARREY'S _*_I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISMAS_* UPON THIS WORLD *_EVER AGAIN._*

[@Tozpog]

13:00 I don’t think the snakes are fighting…

[@floating_in_the_void]

9:50 i also just ruined my childhood

[@Karawcue]

Now im curious-

[@shadowlker4491]

13:22 hey batman I- I caught a little Pokémon...

[@bigbrainwooper]

what pokemon did you catch?

[@Samywel]

The first one is relatable

[@thatguydownthestreet7636]

The soccer one is true tho. HOCKEY FOREVER ( I’m Canadian ) but seriously though I find it dumb that 5 billion people love seeing people kicking a ball across a field and into a giant net accompanied by a bad goalie. Like the game doesn’t take that much skill compared to hockey and it’s really overrated

[@mercer6652]

not a fan of fotball, but taking the same logic what is the fun part of whatching people hit a disk with a stick?

[@Wizardrex562]

@@mercer6652 I think what makes a sport entertaining is the things that make it stand out. The only real thing in soccer is that you can't use your hands. Hockey has ice and sticks. I think basketball also has the same problem with the only unique thing being that it has a hoop. Combining basketball + soccer would make the most boring sport where you pass a ball to teammates while they try to shoot it on a net with a goalie.

[@thatguydownthestreet7636]

@@mercer6652 it’s not just people throwing a disk with a stick it’s so much more it takes hand eye coordination, it takes incredible balance on a very small blade, eye foot coordination, it also includes fighting which is unique as fighting is not the base of the sport, and I’m not even going to go into the things that the goalies have to do like hockey takes so much skill and football (not the American type) is literally just kicking a ball into a net with a horrible goalie and players that make a big deal about being bumped on the leg. Now do you see how hockey is better?

[@thatguydownthestreet7636]

@@Wizardrex562 I agree with most of the things you said

[@kagavice]

Soccer does take skill tbh. I’m not really a sports fan so idk if hockey takes more skill than soccer but I know not everyone can kick a ball into a goal from a whole field away, dodge other players while keeping the ball at your feet while running fast, etc.

[@jelly._.not._.found.0557]

My crush is leaving for another county and I cried at school but this made me laugh :)

[@nikmrn]

Happened to me once lol

[@vergil1988]

Ok 😂 in my screen no one texted

[@dutchvanderlinde9400]

All the fucking time😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TigerSwordmaster]

10:03 I need to talk with this dude. He can answer on some questions I need to be known.

[@maaryamvayeghan6572]

the australia one was somfin else

[@ATOMIC._]

0:10 I knw that feeling

[@camochiiwilldie]

Same beo

[@Karawcue]

Me when my parents check my phone: "God can you send a taxi for me real quick?-"

[@jiddeyjiddey]

When my parents call i ususlly dont answer when you know… but if i have to i just cancel my bust angrily and answers as if nothing happened. After that i complain to myself that «they ruined the bust»😂

[@_Im.NotReal_]

10:40 that is illigal im calling 911 😨😖

[@Klee365]

0:09 I wanna do that! *dies*

[@JBIsDoingStuff]

10:56 dude just described hockey without the sticks and puck.

[@moduIus]

Thats the joke

[@JBIsDoingStuff]

@@moduIus me = 🤓

[@lancelotcortina9578]

I really got an ad about a game booster and he/she had 183 ping and i said to my self you're not lagging because if you're lagging then you would have 18000 ping like me