MEMES OF DANKNESS V909

[@Pudding404]

I'm just here to bring up how purely wholesome that thumbnail is, despite generational differences there's no judgement.

[@Thirteenth-cs2cm]

I know, it always makes me so happy when generational differences are put aside and people acknowledge that their elders or juniors have different tastes :)

[@deusexvesania1702]

It's so wholesome, I had to double check it's not actually wholesome memes.

[@DTX_AEther_Diamond_214]

I like telling my grandma her pie bussin too 🥧👵🤣

[@timturner5151]

Yah is someone speaks to me like that I presume they are retarded

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

I like how grandma understood that… Looks like grandma be listening to her grandson’s music.

[@majorvonstroheim151]

1:00 “Well the difference being one’s a job, and the other’s mental sickness.” -Sniper

[@mmems30]

**meet the sniper music** **gunshot**

[@flamingsnotwad4921]

Please inform me. What about us furries makes you think this may? By all means tell me, I really am interested.

[@underthestory396]

@@flamingsnotwad4921 there's one cosplaying for job and also the ones that cosplaying for their healthy interests And then there is the the furry convention

[@kamakiriisabean7059]

@@underthestory396 Being a furry isn't a mental illness, but a lot of furries are mentally ill. Not everyone at a furry convention is going to nut on a pizza in public or smear feces on the walls of a hotel room, but the fact that there are furries who have actually done that is really messed up and it makes everyone who is a part of the furry community look bad.

[@underthestory396]

@@kamakiriisabean7059 I'm just joking, but yeah you're right, the bad apples really makes the furry community look bad, while I'm neutral with them, I offer them my condolences

[@sourcewatcher232]

that grandma at the thumbnail is so wholesome i love it

[@Jax7351]

Memellion is the best meme youtuber on youtube, 10/10 youtuber

[@tommy_3039]

There are actually scissors made specifically to cut pizza, but using regular scissors is just insane

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

#Dankness Me: "💀My plans for the whole vacation.💀" Also me: (Shows sleep, eat, watching anime, games, Memellion, and sleep) Me: "💀Until we meet again!💀"

[@Rezno2050]

What anime?

[@troystaunton254]

5:28 straight up. Sometimes I got colouring book and crayons when I go to restaurants and I’m 6ft 34yo who’s single.

[@Creative_YT]

I always, ALWAYS read the title as “Memes Of Darkness”.

[@kyu9148]

8:27 He forgot the 100 Squats. ;-;

[@alicewilloughby4318]

4:18 - WAP? 5:18 - Poor guy, I hope he managed to have a sense of humor about it. 9:51 - This has a certain warped logic to it. 10:12 - That Cheetah cub is the cutest thing since - well, since I don't know what! 16:06 - What? Dutch wolves are too tame???

[@robet007]

WAP= Wet ass 🐱 (Cardie B song reference)

[@mawoh3027]

WAP: Wet Ass Pussy. No Idea what it means, but I was told it has Something to do with women 🤷

[@robet007]

@@mawoh3027 Batman himself couldn't get that information outta me😎

[@jkmcollins93]

0:10 i hate how fast i understood that.

[@hexorcist4537]

That meme about bleach and rubbing alcohol is real. The two when mixed together make chloroform.

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

Really? I know what I'm doing today then

[@DarkAngry]

excuse me what the fuck

[@firecoat1235]

caught them opps lacking

[@ellecapone1337]

18:01 A-are those *EARS* in the bowl???😨

[@robet007]

At least it's not pineapple 🍍🍍🍍

[@sijenkai3928]

@@robet007 pineapple pizza is good

[@robet007]

@@sijenkai3928 each to their own I guess. If you'd like to explain why it's so good...I'm all ears😏🍕👂👂👀

[@bigbosspanda1976]

@@robet007 pineapple

[@thewarroom1944]

0:45 they gotta be playing 1812 Overture.

[@markh.6687]

#dankness Me: Realizes Christmas is some 60 days away. Also Me: Searches for "Rule 34 Christmas" on Internet.

[@Edzward]

5:30 crap! Perks of being a Dwarf! They never handed me crayons and a coloring book... ☹️

[@heather_foreather]

6:20 thats the check it face guy omg 😲

[@nitrocatofficial6939]

#dankness 3:19 literally me right now wasting an hour at work watching Memellion before I order lunch, and take a lunch break to watch more Memellion

[@kuromii2006]

1:17 this just summed up what i said to my sister. Switched from chrome and love it lol

[@Davis...]

I ain't even there and the pie smells BUSSIN

[@jaredgreenlee8289]

6:32 literally me on every social media platform

[@JanusHoW]

7:07 - Yeah, I do this too.

[@sirandy105]

Super power:If I can fit something in my pocket, I can open a Pocket dimension and take it out of there as much as I want

[@Cc-co7ru]

You can only fit one item at a time

[@mayapapaya4952]

side effect. it makes a high pitched screeching noise whenever you open the pocket dimension.

[@sushifishpirate]

side effect everytime u get smth from the poket you need to drop smth in to retrieve smth.

[@sijenkai3928]

Side effect: your hand burns intensely each time

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: you run the risk of losing stuff in the dimension

[@fabriciosalazar9318]

0:10 jack of spades king of diamonds off

[@KM-qq7er]

the thumbnail tho

[@beurreamoustache3333]

Heya we all gon' talk about that thumbnail and I hope it still continued cuz dam is it relatable and wholesome

[@ChrisBrett2]

12:32 hahahahaahah, it stays on the right side for me.

[@Thirteenth-cs2cm]

7:37 Joy! :D

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

On the whole x ray thing. If a bartender had a drink with one customer he'd be fine. If he had a drink with every customer he'd be dead. Thats why they use the shield.

[@prod_by_slvg]

#dankness 8 yr olds: exist dads: hey, what's 2800 doing out of my credit card? yr old kids: SWETY SKIN IN FORTNITE

[@ErrorRBJ]

Memeillion should be a number. Like 1^909

[@5ilent5layer13]

Superpower: I can absorb knowledge from books without having to read them

[@crazy2738_7]

Side effect: you only absorb 25% of the knowledge from books

[@sijenkai3928]

Side affect: *you have to eat some of each book and then shit it out to gain the knowledge*

[@calvinroshell1820]

Your brain will explode if you absorb too much

[@neroooTheWizard]

side effect: you lose personal memories the more knowledge you gain

[@MercyGang_Official]

Side effect: you have a higher chance of getting ink poisoning the more books you eats

[@cablethelarryguy5811]

11:42 A true man

[@MilesGoudy]

0:05 You can't do that yet, it's NNN. That's illegal!

[@Son-of-Adam-1]

I am basically 18 years in NNN and I am a devoted Muslim I am basically a HOLY PALADIN

[@buder5116]

7:38 dangit i just undestood that first p mem >_> HALP

[@FractalPrism.]

ppl who take NNN srsly "do you yield?" ppl who have common sense "i do nut"

[@zthefur]

Superpower: Teleportation

[@sijenkai3928]

Side effect: *please wait 24 hours before you can use this action again*

[@calvinroshell1820]

A random piece of you teleports to a random place while the rest of you goes where u intended to go so heart arm tibia anything

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: you can't choose the exact location

[@zthefur]

@@calvinroshell1820 this is my favorite one

[@mr_mcmuffin_2st83]

0:58 you wanna know what's the difference between furries and mascots? One is a job and the other is a mental sickness

[@bronycrafter1526]

I hope to be that grandma someday

[@briansneary7535]

Playmobil and lego at the same time

[@mayapapaya4952]

madlad

[@brox_guy4092]

Super power i can do anything with no boundaries

[@yourlocalbrony]

0:16 DUDE WHAT IS THAT CUT, BE LOOKING LIKE A WHOLE BUSH. and dude, you are so tattooed that I bet an artist would see you as a canvas that has been drawer and stewed upon.

[@Just_a_rabbit24]

superpower:i can travel into video games making it like another demension type thing

[@smolpig4985]

side effect: you can't go back, and will dies within a day of entering.

[@Just_a_rabbit24]

@@smolpig4985 me being suicidal 👀😃

[@calvinroshell1820]

You become the antagonist in the final fight

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: You're trapped in an infinite loop forever, granted immortality but your body still ages

[@Just_a_rabbit24]

@@calvinroshell1820 ok i very much like this i like bad guys like a lot lol

[@geneericname7138]

I don't get 20:18. What 'white round dot'?

[@Zacian2.0]

9:42 if thats how they react, then to the person rapping it is a correct statement :U

[@jessi-kiahspears9305]

my super power:invisible my side efeecct: NO NUT NOVEMBER FOREVER

[@starwarsevilanakin]

the reply has to choose the side-effect sadly, so in punishment, you will always fail NNN

[@neroooTheWizard]

side effect: your clothes don't turn invisible with you

[@TheAbyssalBasin]

Best thumbnail of all time

[@sijenkai3928]

My power is the ability to control every aspect of my sleep

[@julietsumner1981]

Your side effect is that from unlocking the subconscious void of the human mind you have grown far too wise for this world and are stuck in a dream like state, muttering of wisdoms beyond mortal comprehension. You are a national treasure and renowned around the world, and you have an entire museum to display yourself. But the disadvantage, is that upon entering your publicly displayed slumber of wisdom, you were wearing very embarrassing pajamas.

[@Dr_Trumpet]

You pee your pants if you do take control

[@calvinroshell1820]

When you try to sleep the next day you can't

[@ddt9292]

I get to be happy. Thats the superpower i want.

[@calvinroshell1820]

You just get to be happy, always, even when there's moments you shouldn't, your just always smiling and in a good mood

[@ddt9292]

@@calvinroshell1820 nice

[@frownyee]

I wouldn’t recommend for you to go to funerals then

[@night.boy.3100]

0:05 Jack-King-Off

[@kaiserbeelzebub4th]

super power: can grow my hair in almost an instant so i can go back to get a fresh cut and always feel good

[@dustinwindes]

Side effect: Every other cut, you will have to have a full body wax and duct tape will be used along with the wax.

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: Your hair tangles easily and is much thinner with each growth

[@kzrobloxgmod]

Superpower : I can enter any screen like a portal

[@smolpig4985]

Side effect: only half of you goes through, the other gone forever. The half is chosen completely randomly(including clothing), and you cannot go back. Also, cooldown of 1 year.

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: Everytime you do, you suffer a high voltage shock from the screens

[@kzrobloxgmod]

@@neroooTheWizard LOL XD

[@DaWhitelisted]

my power is that i disabled everyone's side effect but it gives it to me and i dont get to disable it I give myself for yall

[@Technical_error1425ty]

I would choose invisible or teleportation

[@flamingsnotwad4921]

You have both powers, but you can only use one or the other in 24 hour increments.

[@sijenkai3928]

@@flamingsnotwad4921 this and hes never allowed to let anyone know or else he loses the power, and if he loses both then rip

[@calvinroshell1820]

This and your invisibility cuts off after 30 minutes of using it and then you have to wait 5 minutes for it to turn back on plus you can only teleport 5 times before you teleport somewhere random

[@calvinroshell1820]

Forget to mention cool down of 5 resets after the random tp but its deactivated for 10 minutes

[@TheGenericPerson]

as a person who uses MS edge, it is a god tier browser.

[@zetareticula5524]

Why tf would halloween need november relevancy when it already happened?

[@tastynutcrackers3203]

I uninstalled microsoft edge, just task managed it and yeeted the files, now it launches, although it doesn't want to

[@znshalkhanzk6155]

Strength

[@theicebutcher1314]

What is 18:10

[@inotoriousmiles]

No idea just here to hope someone gives me the answer too

[@robet007]

The peen of a duck is shaped like a corkscrew 🦆🦆🦆

[@dynamitedoggo4200]

Superpower: super strength.

[@saladwithsomesugar1628]

You cant lift anything over 1.024 pounds

[@sijenkai3928]

Real side effect:You cant run anymore

[@calvinroshell1820]

Every time you lift something over 100 pounds 100,000 random people die

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: You can only lift heavy things, your punches actually become weaker

[@matsv201]

When i went to collage there was one kid in my class that was to lazy to make the calculate the hand ins. So he did it in excel. My was wrong, so i had to recalculate it... i did it twice.. then... Wait a second. if i did it in excel, a recalculation would just take a second,.. in steed of 2 hours. So i set it up in excel, took like a our. made 5 recalculations. took like 30 seconds.. done. After that i made all my colage hand in in excel. Heck of a lot easeier. I made a profile maknig my excel sheet look and feal like the blanket we should do the hand in on. (and yea, we should also rewrite it on compyuter before handing it in, that was also time consuming)

[@doggo6517]

superpower: yes

[@flamingsnotwad4921]

Your side affect: perhaps. . .

[@havok3212]

I want some pie

[@9895_]

Invisibility

[@robloxsans3397]

Everyone you touch pukes in the direction opposite of you.

[@jellymancan3216]

Biology manipulation in other words I can just manipulate every living things genetics including myself

[@dguy0386]

5:53 don't lie to yourself, you aren't a cooler person by not doing NNN, you have a addiction and couldn't go a month without doing it if you tried, you frankly probably can't go a day, you are making excuses

[@adriannavarrete9332]

My superpower is to summon anime waifus

[@neroooTheWizard]

they're all repulsed by you

[@9895_]

They only like you if you can beat them at what they are good at

[@adriannavarrete9332]

@@neroooTheWizard how about something more original

[@adriannavarrete9332]

@@9895_ *trains heavy before summoning*

[@doggo6517]

The transition from 2D to 3D kills them instantly, and you have to watch their remaining friends in the show desperarely search for them to no avail knowing nothing of what you've done.

[@Provker]

5:50 All jokes aside, that is quite dangerously misinformative.

[@someguywithapencil508]

Invisibility but...

[@Dr_Trumpet]

It turns off at random and your clothes are still visable is you use it.

[@bigbosspanda1976]

It makes anything you touch invisible and even when you become visible again those things stay invisible.

[@richardorta8960]

#DANK True Story. Last night my McAffee was calling Mircosoft Edge a suspicious app. 😐 Think it knows something we don't?

[@nikeshgc8818]

my super power is - my area i can control every thing like time ,space ,life ,things ,etc within a certain area

[@calvinroshell1820]

The more you control it the more distorted the area becomes till it vanishes from reality and everyone acts like it never existed

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: It becomes less real the more you use it

[@sirfukalot__2502]

14:43 sauce?

[@Stan3.0-m6g]

Shapeshifting

[@figjam9530]

the process is agonizing.

[@9895_]

You cant control what you turn in to

[@Stan3.0-m6g]

@@figjam9530 would that also make it slow or just agonizing?

[@calvinroshell1820]

A random one of your bones snap after you turn back

[@MoltenBoi]

Super speed

[@radiocake5559]

your skin rips off when you run because of how fast youre going

[@starwarsevilanakin]

@@radiocake5559 A-Train

[@calvinroshell1820]

You slowly melt the more you use it

[@bioeyuko1266]

Usa aint the #1 in everything, brazil has the most cases of murder per year

[@Robert_Harrison008]

i have ligma

[@alabamaman1372]

Memes that are worth watching ads.

[@mayapapaya4952]

Real ones using adblockers because KZbin is parasitic

[@yourlocalbrony]

20:41 I get to tame and befriend any animal I touch

[@crazy2738_7]

The animal will attack everyone else they see except you

[@yourlocalbrony]

Lol thank you

[@sijenkai3928]

@@crazy2738_7 decent, i say the same as well then

[@calvinroshell1820]

After a month they'll become untamed and not be able to be tamed again

[@bigbosspanda1976]

It will not do anything (even eat, drink or sleep) without your permission so you would have to constantly monitor it to ensure it doesn’t die.

[@flamingsnotwad4921]

My superpower is lumakanisis. I can sense, emit, and manipulate all forms of light. What's my side affect this time? 🤔

[@starwarsevilanakin]

you will fail NNN everytime

[@sijenkai3928]

Side effect: if you are ever in darkness again you lose your power

[@calvinroshell1820]

Every time you use it the sun burns out someone's corneas, like leave a hole in their corneas also it doubles how many people it happens to the more u do it

[@neroooTheWizard]

Side effect: You age faster the longer you use your ability

[@thegamingsnail5701]

bruh

[@vitaliistf]

Hah, cool video, but i think my memes are better ;)

[@Gaminguy_.]

control all the types of female in the universe

[@Cc-co7ru]

They all hate you

[@crazy2738_7]

Side effect they all see your location

[@sijenkai3928]

Side effect: they dont truly love you. The worst thing morally, but other side effect is: every one you control gains a shared memory system with eachother

[@calvinroshell1820]

They all dump you slowly every hour leaving nasty texts

[@michaeljohnson1117]

18:42 No, you being a horrible parent and relying on charity from strangers instead of working hard and saving to provide for your child's needs yourself has ruined your child's xmas.

[@Michael-bl2gj]

i can change penile length at while

[@calvinroshell1820]

After 5 times of doing it its stuck at that length for 10 years and it'll be soft for month specifically December ;)

[@tahaoui2563]

talk every language like human animal plants ect

[@calvinroshell1820]

Your stuck in their language for a day like u speak t bees now u can only speak to bees for a day

[@tahaoui2563]

@@calvinroshell1820 😂😂😂 you crazy mf,i like this idea

[@theexperincedlo7844]

epic im prety close

[@justincoleman9946]

D.

[@LocalTragedy]

Uhhhh

[@IshijimaKairo]

No, I hate MS Edge because it sucks.

[@Jaxxery_J]

Second

[@cthulu9870]

Not first

[@Jaxxery_J]

First = you

[@toastmaster914]

You are

[@chococookie7158]

last

[@andrewreaves834]

30th

[@jenniferarndt9804]

Third

[@diegomolina9161]

me who broke nnn in first hour on purpose *laughter*

[@zealotmaster1]

my superpower ability is to make people poop 25 inch long warm baguettes

[@robloxsans3397]

Everyone in a 25 mile radius has uncontrollable diarrhea.

[@zealotmaster1]

i see this as a win

[@crazy2738_7]

Side effect is that it will happen to you 2 times more everytime you do that

[@sijenkai3928]

Side effect: any toilet you ever use does not work

[@anachavez9077]

#dankness